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Documentary: Three wonders that shocked the world

I am your old friend, Carlo Mason. I come from the ancient Castle of Pitre. This is my private home. There is nothing surprising about this friend. You know that as excellent vampires, we are human nobles before we transform.

We all know little tidbits about each other, so let’s get down to business.

What I want to introduce today are the three major Mysteries in the world. Some people are willing to call them the Taboo Three. I don’t think there is any obvious difference between the two. There are no secrets here. Okay, let’s talk about the Mystery One first, which is about the vampires.

Well, there are always some impatient and prejudiced Holy Light Knights who confuse us with vampires. First of all, I would like to apologize.

To be clear, vampires can be regarded as a branch of the vampire family, but this is just like humans and apes. They are both humanoid creatures, but they have many similar behaviors and appearance characteristics, but I don’t think there is any difference between them.

One commenter can't tell the difference between humanoids and humans, right? Unless you are a poor compatriot with pink eye syndrome, well, we

In this program, I don’t intend to talk about these sad things about our race. What I want to say is the connection between our vampire’s status among humans and the human empire. In a sense, our vampire is

A very overbearing and unreasonable race, after all, even if we suddenly wake up from a deep sleep, our consciousness is still

We have retained but our life forms have undergone irreversible changes. We cannot live forever like those inferior vampires, but we can indeed survive for a long time. This is the case with the kings who have been watching us.

It must be clear with the bishops, I can understand it, but it will still be a bit unpleasant.

We are transformed from the bodies of dukes and princes who have aged and died. We have all the memories and wisdom of our lives, but we always have to make it clear many times that we are not the people they know. The kind and wise first king recognized us.

exist, and are willing to let us inherit their castle and have a surviving home, which makes us very lucky, although it is undeniable that we will always fight for them as the shadow of the royal family, well, let go of those things that may make

We easily turn into dust and hate

Things, let’s talk about the agreement reached between the vampire family and the royal family in detail. I think many compatriots who have just reincarnated may be confused about this. The royal family allows us to own land, castles, red wine, and servants, but we have no army, yes.

We can be regarded as special elite warriors. We will not leave descendants. What is left after death will be occupied by another compatriot. Yes, this is a somewhat gratifying reincarnation. At least the death of every compatriot

Doesn't it mean that it will be more convenient for another compatriot to obtain land?

As for how the vampires came into being, even we ourselves are confused. Some people say that we are resurrected people who have reversed the number of Qi, because it is obvious that apart from the fact that we need to regularly absorb a certain amount of Qi as the basis for life activities, we will not be like

Those cruel vampires spread blood plague and death like that. A mage friend once said, hey, man, you are just like a magic gold puppet that needs a specific energy source to maintain! Yes, I think such a funny metaphor is very appropriate.

After talking about the vampires, we can talk about those things in the Far North, our kind of life, the vampire once said to one of us after trying to contact us, when we want to understand, we

You can go there to find them and say they can give us a new life. Okay, let’s put aside the topic and let’s talk about this stupid thing.

Stupid humanoid beings actually want us to give up a peaceful life, houses, servants, and food and go to chaos, turmoil, oppression, God, this is really ridiculous. Unfortunately, every year I am entrusted by His Majesty to help solve those who try not to.

My compatriots who are willing to look back, I am very heartbroken, so I have made some digressions here. I hope you can understand.

So let's start to formally talk about the strange news in the Far North. As mentioned above, the vampire once deliberately revealed that there are powerful undead in the Far North. This is known to everyone, and it originated from the ruins long ago.

, can be traced back to before the demon invasion, well, it is said that there

Of course, due to the contributions of the elves, it is difficult to describe the reasons for this man-made undead settlement area. What we are mainly talking about is, what is there in the far north? This is a very vulgar and idiotic question, but I want to say it solemnly,

There are very powerful undead there, and various factors

All are restricting foreign life from staying there. As a country blessed by the Lord of Light, what I say next may be a little offensive to our defenders of justice, supporters of the sacred Lord of Light, and the brave and wise Knights of Holy Light, because

, our Lord God acquiesced in the existence of this area

Yes, it's strange, isn't it? There are clearly hateful undead stationed there, and it is clearly a dirty and desecrated area. Why should we choose to indulge it?! The holy knights will feel indignant every time they talk about this area that is desecrated by sin.

It's unfair, and I also feel sorry for this.

All I can say is to tell you in detail not to try to station there. It is independent from all the principalities and is second only to the Sea Tribe. Such neutrality cannot be casually acquiesced, but if there is any

If you are an enlightened compatriot who wants to explore it for yourself, not as an unlucky guy who is bewitched by a low-grade vampire, but as an adventurer who wants to relive a life that has been corrupted, then I highly recommend it.

, after all, everyone who has been there knows that if you don’t have any dissatisfaction, then you will not see the horror there. All you will see is the beautiful white snow and the mountains of ruins. Oh, by the way, you

You have to be careful. There may be some weird things popping up in those ruins. Many mage friends always want to go there to have a look. I don’t know what kind of connection those weird things have with them.

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At this point, we have launched two anecdotes, so for the last one, I want to take a moment and introduce my old friend to you. Hey, Chikarot, I remember you, you were thirty years ago

Have you ever played with me, right? The lifespan of the human race is always so fleeting, I feel it is a pity.

"Yes, sir, I think this is very regrettable. After all, not everyone has the opportunity to touch eternity, and not everyone can see through these common names of money, and not everyone will have enough food and clothing. Oh, I'm sorry.

, I think a little too much.”

It doesn't matter, our old friend always loved these little things, because he was always an ordinary person. It's incredible, isn't it? A great prophet was just an ordinary person. Of course, Chikarot has many legends

Friends with background, including, oh, let me hear it, the Dragon Mercenary Group? Yes, this is a powerful team from the mercenary country in the past. Sorry, I said some bad things, so let's start cutting in

Main topic.

Old friend, you know, there are always many foreigners who are interested in the system of your country. Guess what will happen if I invite you for a drink now? I guess no one will come and arrest me or something like that.

Expand it?

"Interesting Carlo Mason, you are right. According to the behavioral logic of those little lunatics with strong spatial control, they are likely to do such weird things."

That's really unfriendly.

"Old friend, you are lucky, because you do not live in that country with a rather strange system of divine and mortal offices. It is very strange. You know, even if we buy a piece of black bread, we can meet a person who praises him verbally.

,'Praise to the Lord of Harvest, Yelotis.' Such a praising oath. Although

Personally, I think this is very beneficial to mortal life, but it is strange for some arrogant and domineering foreigners who are used to living alone. After all, they suddenly see in the shopping mall where they buy food that they should sit obediently in the church and supervise the church.

Bishops who read the oath, this is not an easy task."

Yes, yes, this is the last one I want to talk about. Strictly speaking, this is not a rumor. It should be said to be a spectacle. This is a system that is rare to see. It is said that you have also successfully guarded the demon invasion node.

Achieved the miracle of zero casualties and zero invasion?

"I just predicted some space nodes in advance and organized some wizards who are sensitive to space changes in advance. The rest is not my business. I can only roughly guess a certain range."

No, no, no, you are too modest, Mr. Chikarot, do you know anything about this peculiar management form in your country? What factors contributed to it becoming like this?

"Uh, no, I don't know much about this either, but I do know that from now on I won't be able to drink as much as I want. Oh, God, this is too bad."

Haha, Mr. Chikarot, if you are willing, we can provide you with free fruit wine that is not very pure. It is a new wine from the elves. It is called jasmine tea. Uh, wine. Yes, the name sounds strange. I

I also felt that the naming of the elf, the elegant name giver, confused me this time. In order to understand this matter, I also asked a lawyer who has a good relationship with an elf.

My mentor and friend knew about this. He told me that the saint from the Feist Alliance had prepared a kind of scented tea. However, the elves were not interested in this kind of tea that was popular in all the main planes, so in order to consolidate their own

The dominant position in the tea supply position specially brewed this kind of flower wine, uh, you can try it, Mr. Chikarot, but you won't get drunk at this level.

“Oh, this is just, so good, I just love this wine!”

Wait, this distinguished guest, you are...

"Hello, respected Duke of Shadow Stream of Tunsteenburg, I think the mixing of popularity on the show is just for appearance. If you must make Mr. Chikarot drunk and crazy,

, please accept that thought as soon as possible, I think, even with the tacit approval of the Light Church, I can always find something to embarrass them."

Oh, hearing is better than seeing, the forerunner of the Dragon Mercenary Group, Mr. Bai Lito! Okay, I understand what you mean very well. Drinking flower wine is just a small entertainment. After all, as a vampire, we can gain a lot of freedom.

No, even if you are sitting in front of the magic crystal ball and watching the broadcast, you know, so I apologize for my recklessness just now.

"I know that the Vampires, as the shadow of Castle Constantinople, guard the gradually forgotten royal family, but I hope you can understand that the Vampires are always close to vampires, no matter how human they look."

I know, Mr. Bai Lito...

Okay, today’s Rosenborg talk is over. If you are interested, you can consider sponsoring Pfister’s resident chamber of commerce, which is the White Feather Chamber of Commerce. Okay, that’s the end of this issue.

...(To be continued)


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