Lin Yu shook off the mouse in his hand and cursed angrily: "Fuck! I went to clear the dungeon because I didn't have good equipment. Who will go with you if you have good equipment? You can't find an excuse, but you can't find a better one! Jingran said that I don't have the blood sperm man."
A bloody semen girl with good looks comes to kick me. What kind of guild? Don’t you think I’m a hunter? Isn’t that troll hunter uglier than me? I didn’t see you kicking him? I curse you. If you pass the level, the team will be destroyed. If you touch the monster, it’s your fault.
"
Lin Yu scolded for a while, and the more he scolded, the angrier he became. Finally, he picked up the mouse and clicked to quit the guild, becoming an unorganized and undisciplined person again. But as soon as he quit, he felt a little regretful.
Freedom is good! Lin Yu sighed in his heart, but unorganized people are really hard to mix with. What are you doing now? Make a small book and do illusions to improve your appearance? It's boring, isn't it? Learn from Brother Sanjidao and be a trumpet killer?
But this is not the 1960s. Maybe the younger brother has just died and the older brother will come out soon.
How many people don't have a large one these days? As someone who doesn't have much time, I only have a level 70 death knight trumpet on hand. Where can I find a large one?
The biggest big player is the current blood elf hunter, who has just reached level 80 and is still in tatters. He cannot do such an immoral thing, and he dare not do it. Besides, there are not many trumpets fighting monsters in the wild now.
!It’s hard to pick up any leaks! It seems the only option is to go to the battlefield.
Lin Yu was very, very unlucky tonight, because he lost every battle and didn't even win a single one, which made Lin Yu upset and angry. He kept swearing and swearing in the game, either this idiot or that idiot.
We fought until midnight and didn't even win a single game.
Lin Yu became furious. He swore that he would never log off the line unless he won a game, even if he would stare into red rabbit eyes at work tomorrow.
After being defeated countless times, Lin Yu's eyelids were also fighting. Even if he tried hard to control his upper eyelids and not let them fall down, it was still very difficult after all.
Lin Yu believes and firmly believes that this is because the hunter is not a high-control profession. If he was training as a stalker at that time, he must be very energetic now, because thieves are particularly energetic at night.
Precisely because he was a hunter, he couldn't help but close his eyes for a while after entering the Alterac battlefield. Because he believed that hunters were not a high-control profession, he also believed that this was a good reason to take a break.
Perhaps it was God's mercy. When he suddenly woke up, the battlefield victory panel jumped out of the screen, blinding Lin Yu's newly opened krypton gold dog eyes.
"Won? I didn't even touch it!" He said to himself, but he turned off the computer with satisfaction and went back to bed with peace of mind.
He believed that it must be his persistence, just like the love words the dead monkey said to the Purple Dew Fairy, which moved God to tears, that allowed him to win a victory.
Lin Yu fell asleep quickly, snoring deafeningly.
Lin Yu had a dream that he liked very much.
That's right! He dreamed of a beautiful woman, a very popular beauty, at least Sylvanas, a very popular beauty in the Earth's Warcraft Mansion. He dreamed that he was wearing a green recruit ranger uniform, carrying around 100
The male and female elf recruits walked towards Western Sylvanas.
"Report! Yu Lin Xueying, captain of the third squadron of the third brigade of the Golden Mist Legion, led his troops to report." Lin Yu placed his fist on his chest with his left hand, performed a very standard Quel'Thalas military salute, and used the elf
Report loudly to Sylvanas.
At the same time, he didn't feel anything was wrong in his heart, because his hunter's name was Yulin Blood Eagle. As for why he could speak Salas Elvish and express his identity so fluently, he subconsciously thought that this was
The reason in the dream is the bug in the dream.
That's right, now he is very awake, as if he is awake and thinks he is dreaming. Because he remembers that he was asleep, he feels that everything is very reasonable, even if everything in front of him disappears all of a sudden, he will not
strangeness.
He just felt that this dream was too real, so he didn't want to wake up. He just wanted this dream to be longer.
"Very good! You came in time, Your Excellency, squadron leader." Sylvanas gave him a formal and elegant return gift: "Based on the information we obtained from the investigation, I found that the dark pine trolls have been a little uneasy recently.
point."
Sylvanas opened the map as she spoke: "But we still have too little information to correctly determine what the trolls in Zul'Aman want to do.
Therefore, I am preparing to launch a surprise attack on the dark pine trolls of Sebusore in the south of Lake Arendal to find out their intentions. In order to prevent the trolls of Sebunuwa and Septira from coming to support
, this action must be fast.
But the troops I have on hand are very limited now, so I ask you to lead your troops to set up a sniper front between Sebusore and Sebutira. You can try to choose the ambush location as close to the Tower of Stars as possible.
The guards there will provide timely reinforcements."
"Yes, Your Majesty the Queen!" Lin Yu gave a military salute.
He is originally a casual player, and doing quests is his strength. As long as he is not downloading a dungeon, there are not many quests that a hunter cannot complete alone. He also likes to do quests because he likes to read the various stories in the quests.
He still respects the strongest and most individual female character in the game. He believes that if a woman can achieve what she does, she is no longer a woman, but a man! Yes, she is a female man! She is Wu Zetian!
"What did you call me?" Sylvanas raised her head and asked with a frown.
"Haha, you called me wrong!" Lin Yu scratched his head and said, "I obey your orders, General."
Sylvanas looked at Lin Yu with a cold face for a while, and realized that he was not joking, so she said coldly, "I'm not a general, I'm just a troop captain. Your joke is not funny, and this is the troop!"
"
In her heart, she looked down on this flattering male elf, and at the same time she was also annoyed with his cynical behavior of joking at official military occasions.
"Not a general?" Lin Yu was stunned.
Isn't Sylvanas the ranger general of the high elves? How can she be the captain of the army? What the hell is the captain of the army?
"What? Is there a problem?" Sylvanas asked coldly.
For a moment, Lin Yu felt as if he was being stared at by a poisonous snake. He sighed in his heart, Grandma, this dream is too damn real. He had the urge to hit himself to see if it was a dream. But he was afraid.
It would be unpleasant to wake up as soon as you play. The game in this dream is much better than the game on the real computer. This is immersive. It is probably more advanced than the technology of Martians.
"It's not now, it will be in the future!" Lin Yu said with great certainty.
"It's an honor to receive your approval," Sylvanas remained cold, "But this operation is very dangerous. Do you have any requests, Squadron Leader?"
From the bottom of her heart, she really didn't want to talk nonsense to this shameless male elf.
"Request? Can I still make a request?" Lin Yu asked in disbelief with his eyes widened.
I thought to myself, this is the real development direction of the game, everything is close to reality. Blizzard, you are so weak!
"Yes, requests! If you have any, please raise them now and I will try my best to satisfy them." Sylvanas said with great disgust.
She deliberately raised the tone of the word "demand", and everyone could hear the hidden anger in her tone.
"Then can I ask what the reward for the mission is?" Lin Yu asked uncertainly, and he could naturally hear the dissatisfaction in Sylvanas' tone.
"Reward, what reward do you want?" Sylvanas had a black line on her head and her tone was much stern.
"For example, what are the rewarded weapons and equipment? How much gold coins? How much experience? How much reputation? Where is the reputation..." Lin Yu explained.
Every time Lin Yu said something, the black line on Sylvanas' head would increase.
Before Lin Yu could finish speaking, Sylvanas couldn't help but slapped the table, stood up suddenly and roared: "This is the army! It's not the goblin auction house, nor the tavern in Silver Moon City! It's not your bargaining place.
place!"
Wow, he can still be emotional. Tsk, tsk, tsk, this npc is really amazing, Lin Yu sighed.
"Say some battle-related requirements!" Sylvanas said with great anger but suppressing the anger in her heart.
She couldn't figure out how such a shameless and greedy guy could appear among the high elf nobles. He had shamelessly flattered her when they first met. This time it was even more outrageous. He participated in the battle without considering how to complete the mission and the life and death of the soldiers. The first thing that came to his mind was
It's money and interests, just like those greedy and cowardly goblins.
"Combat-related requirements?" Lin Yu shook his head and thought for a while, "Can I ask the npc to help me fight?"
In fact, he himself didn't have much hope for this request, so he just gave it a try.
"NPC? What is an NPC?" Sylvanas asked, holding back the anger in her heart.
"They are soldiers." Lin Yu suddenly thought, and he thought, this group of NPCs do not think of themselves as NPCs who can only issue orders. They regard themselves as living elves.
"I don't have any extra soldiers to give you. You can only lead your own squadron to complete the mission. I will notify the guards at the Tower of Stars. If necessary, they will provide you with some necessary assistance, but not too much.
, mainly you have to rely on yourselves."
Sylvanas had no interest in asking why soldiers were called NPCs. She was unwilling to pay attention to the nonsense of this idiotic squadron leader, and she hoped that this shameless idiot would disappear from her eyes as soon as possible.
"Is it them? They all want to help me fight?" Lin Yu pointed at the No. 100 NPC he brought with him and asked in surprise. There have never been so many NPCs in the game to help others fight.
"Yes, it can only be them!" Sylvanas tried her best to control the emotions that were about to explode. She looked at the idiot squadron leader and said coldly: "They are your squadron. Is there any problem? If not
Question, then you, now, immediately, get out of here!"