"I told you that Xiao Ming's father, Lao Ming, asked Xiao Ming to buy him a bottle of wine. You wouldn't say you didn't hear clearly, right?" Yulin Blood Eagle asked.
"Xiao Ming's father is called Lao Ming?" The human soldier suddenly realized.
"How did the pig die?" someone in the crowd laughed.
"You're so stupid!" some people even shouted.
Everyone laughed, and the human soldier had no choice but to sit down with a red face and a depressed look.
The female Windrunner elves at the same table had already laughed so hard that they were laughing so hard, how could they still eat?
"You...how did you come up with such an interesting question?" Yiluo Chenfeng laughed so hard that he leaned forward and backward.
"Interesting? Then let me ask you a few questions!" Yulin Blood Eagle said while cutting the steak.
"No need to ask! We don't want to die stupid!" Yiluo Chenfeng refused with a smile.
Everyone at the table was laughing, except Yulin Blood Eagle who was eating slowly. When he finished eating, the group of female elves were still laughing.
Yulin Blood Eagle said helplessly: "Why don't you eat? Haven't you laughed enough?"
"I can't eat any more!" Yiluo Chenfeng couldn't help but smile and said, "I'm full of laughter!"
"Can laughter also fill your stomach? Let's eat some! I'll wait for you." Yulin Blood Eagle said.
This group of female elves had been accompanying him at the dock all day long. If he didn't eat, he would definitely be unbearably hungry at night.
The elves are still laughing. Yulin Blood Eagle really can't figure out what these things are worth laughing about for such a long time. The laughter point of these elves is a bit too low. But when I think about it again, the entertainment activities in this world are really too
It's less, not as dazzling as that world.
There are too many lunatics in this world who want to destroy them, and everyone is struggling desperately. In order to live and eat, that's all. Since I came here, I really haven't had many peaceful days. Either I am worried about this, or
Worry about that. If you don’t want to look at the moon at night, just light a candle in the room and look at the map.
There is no way, there are not even a few books. What is available are some skill books, and there are too few purely entertainment things, let alone listening to music. Generally, only some nobles have time to play with and study music.
How do ordinary people have this time? They work all day long just to eat.
The elves in Quel'Thalas are a little better. Among humans, only those nobles who don't have to worry about food and drink have time to play music. Or there are some wandering bards, singing stories about various heroes.
Just a mouthful of food.
"What do you think your legion commander is doing now?" Yulin Blood Eagle suddenly asked.
"I don't know! Maybe he is reviewing documents." Yiluo Chenfeng said.
"Does she often review documents at night?" Yulin Blood Eagle asked.
"Yes! During the day, we need to train skills and troops." Yiluo Chenfeng said.
"Will the documents be approved very late?" Yulin Blood Eagle asked.
"Maybe!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.
"This silly girl, doesn't she know that staying up late is bad for women? She will grow old easily!" Yulin Blood Eagle murmured.
"Really?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked.
Sure enough, every woman cares about her appearance.
"Of course it's true! Women who stay up too late are prone to wrinkles." Yulin Xueying said: "Don't learn from her on this point! Otherwise, you will become an old monster in a few years, and it will be difficult to get married.
Got it!"
"And don't imitate her, keeping a serious face all day long. Then the muscles on your face will become stiff in the future, and even if you want to smile, it will look forced. You know it's not natural at all?"
Yulin Xueying said with a smile: "A woman should be as gentle as water. Either as passionate as fire, or as quiet and elegant. In short, just do whatever you want, don't put on so many disguises. Just laugh when you need to.
, Smile for ten years, and your beauty will last forever, worthy of yourself and the world."
"What does this have to do with not being worthy of the world?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked strangely.
"It's a big deal! Haven't you heard a sentence? It's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to scare people. So at least in order not to scare people, women must do their part and make themselves more beautiful. Let's
Just look at it, how good it is to be in a happy mood all day long? The world will be more beautiful because of it."
Yulin Xueying said: "If the streets are full of women who are so ugly that they are scary to death, will you let the men live?"
"You are being ridiculous!" Yiluo Chenfeng said, "Then if you men don't dress up handsomely, are you also letting the world down?"
"Well, your question makes sense. But you should be careful with men like this. Because most of these men who spend a lot of time dressing up every day are two very dangerous people."
Yulin Xueying said with a smile: "One is his old man who has endless money to spend on entertainment. This kind of person never lacks women, so he is very carefree. He will probably treat women like clothes and wear them.
Throw one thing away. The other type has no money and little ability to make money. So they have to spend all day dressing up to seduce women. If a silly woman is fascinated by her boy, she will make money to support him."
"Why is this happening?" Yiluo Chenfeng asked with wide eyes.
"Think about it! As a man, he has to make money to support his family! Then he has to do things, so he doesn't have a lot of time to dress himself up, right? Look at your regiment commander, a woman who often works late at night, which causes
Her husband is now alone in his boudoir. Isn't it strange that a man has so much time to dress himself up?" Yulin Xueying said.
"So you are that dangerous man!" Elochen laughed straightly, and the other elves also laughed.
"Have discernment!" Yulin Blood Eagle said with a thumbs up: "It's only strange that your legion commander would send a group of beautiful girls to protect her husband, and you are not afraid that Hong Xing will come out of the wall one day.
Got it!"
"Maybe our legion commander doesn't care too much." Yiluo Chenfeng said with a smile.
"Really? Then I am really a happy man! It seems that I have to find an opportunity to extend this red apricot branch outside the wall to attract bees and butterflies." Yulin Blood Eagle said with a smile.
"As long as we are here, no bees or butterflies will dare to come to your red apricot tree." Yiluo Chenfeng said with a smile.
"So strong?" Yulin Blood Eagle asked.
"Yes! The legion commander's order." Yiluo Chenfeng said.
"Hey, there's nothing we can do! They say rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, but when they're really hungry and can't bear it, they have no choice but to extend their branches. You're showing off inside these eleven walls!" Yulin Blood Eagle said.
"We will cut off the branches and throw them back!" Yiluochenfeng said with a cold face.
"You are more domineering than me!" Yulin Blood Eagle said.
"Domineering is our style!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.
"Okay, you're awesome! Now that you've stopped laughing, can you eat?" Yulin Blood Eagle asked.
"I won't eat anymore! I'm full!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.
"Your legion commander doesn't care, so why are you so angry?" Yulin Blood Eagle said strangely.
"I'm warning you, if you dare to stretch out the branch, I will cut it off!" Yiluo Chenfeng said.
"Okay! Okay! I can stretch it outside anyway!" Yulin Blood Eagle said.
"That won't work either!" Yiluo Chenfeng said
"It's strange, did Alleria send you to protect me, or to monitor me?" Yulin Blood Eagle said.
"It's both a guard and a surveillance!" Yi Luochenfeng said coldly.
"Really?" Yulin Blood Eagle said happily.
"You seem quite happy!" Yiluo Chenfeng said strangely.
"Of course! Of course I am happy that my wife cares about me so much." Yulin Xueying said with a smile: "For her, I will strictly abide by the rules of husbandhood and never cheat on her."
"Hahahahaha..." Yiluo Chenfeng and the ten female elves couldn't help laughing, and they laughed together again.