"Then there's nothing we can do!" Sylvanas said with a smile: "Two unlucky guys, one is my sister and the other is my brother-in-law." She shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands.
"Since you know that we are two unlucky people, don't let us be so unlucky again." Alleria said: "What do sunset and dusk mean?"
"Sister, are you pretending to be Iroh and pretending to be stupid? You won't really become stupid, will you!" Sylvanas said: "Isn't it dusk now? You can see the sunset when you go outside!"
"It's not about this," Alleria said, "it's about the emotional aspect."
"Emotional?" Sylvanas thought for a while and then smiled: "My brother-in-law said it, right?"
"I know you still ask?" Aurelia said.
"Why didn't you ask him?" Sylvanas asked.
"If he is willing to say it, why should I ask you?" Aurelia said.
"Oh," Sylvanas said, "You're asking without a clue. Do I already know that?"
"He said you knew!" Alleria said.
"He really said that?" Sylvanas asked.
"Does it matter if he said that?" Alleria asked.
"Of course it does matter. It's not like you don't know him. He often talks in a roundabout way. If you don't know what he said before, it's hard to guess what he said next." Sylvanas said.
"Then what did he say that you know? I have a feeling that he knows you better than me." Alleria said.
"Are you jealous? Don't worry, he is not my type." Sylvanas smiled.
"Why did I suddenly realize that you suddenly had so many new words to say? Can't you speak normally?" Aurelia asked.
"It must be the influence of that unlucky brother-in-law," Sylvanas said: "I have picked up bad habits after talking to him for a long time."
"Huh! Don't learn the good things, but learn the bad habits instead!" Alleria said: "Tell me, what do you mean?"
"It's quite simple. Morning is first love, noon is passionate love, dusk is engagement and marriage, and evening is after marriage." Sylvanas said.
Aurelia was stunned for a moment and said, "I still don't quite understand."
"Sister, you have really become stupid! Is it true that as my brother-in-law said, love will make women stupid and men stupid?" Sylvanas said.
"Have I become stupid?" Alleria asked.
"Of course, you weren't like this before!" Sylvanas said: "It's so simple. The morning is cool, the air is fresh and sunny, it's as comfortable and nostalgic as first love. The heat at noon is hot, isn't it the same as being in love?
In the afternoon, there is both the lingering warmth of the afternoon heat and the lingering light of the sun, which means that although both parties have a fairly good understanding, the lingering warmth of love is still there," Sylvanas said.
"Then, why is it dark after the wedding?" Aurelia asked.
"That's because before getting married, all you see are the strengths of the other person, and after marriage, all you see are the shortcomings of the other person. It's as dark and cold as the night, so you need to cover both parties with a quilt to keep some warmth. Oh,
It means that both parties must take good care of a warm home, otherwise they will get sick. In his words, if one person is sick, it is called family disharmony, and someone may cheat. If two people are sick, it is called family breakdown, and both parties are divorced." Hill
Vanas said.
Aurelia was stunned for a moment and said, "What are you talking about on a regular basis? How come it's these inexplicable mornings and dusk? Do you usually talk about the weather and time?"
"No, these are all jokes made during normal times. Most of them are talking about madmen, fools and smart people." Sylvanas said.
"Crazy people, fools, smart people? These inexplicable things again." Aurelia felt that she was getting harder and harder to understand. Was she getting stupider? She intuitively felt that these three types of people were not that simple.
Not knowing what they meant, she asked: "It's not so simple that he is just a madman, a fool, or a smart person!" she said.
"Who would be so boring that it hurts to talk to those people? Oh, no, I'm a woman. I should say who would be so boring that it hurts." Sylvanas suddenly pouted twice and hit herself again.
He said, "It's all my fault for that unlucky brother-in-law. I can't speak normally now even if I'm not careful."
"Don't blame him entirely, you didn't learn well yourself!" Aurelia frowned and said reproachfully: "Just pick up the bad ones!"
"Is there anything good he can do for me to learn from?" Sylvanas pouted and said, "You have been protecting him even before we got married. Tell me all you can."
"He..." Alleria suddenly realized that she didn't know as much about Yulin Blood Eagle as she originally thought. She didn't know what to say for a moment, so she turned around and said, "Tell me about the madman, idiot.
, smart man.”
"A lunatic is a lunatic. He kills everyone he sees and asks others what 1+1 equals. A fool is a person who doesn't know what 1+1 equals. A smart person is a person who can calculate 1+1 to a number equal to 3 or more." Hill
Vanas said.
"Where is the person who calculated 1+1=2?" Alleria asked.
"The person who knows too much, that unlucky brother-in-law, deserves to be beheaded the most!" Sylvanas said, making a sign of beheading: "Cut it, I'll chop it, let's see where you hide!"
Ao Lei said in shock: "Why should he be beheaded?"
"1+1=2, he knows such a difficult question, even a madman should chop him 100 times!" Sylvanas said.
"Is the question 1+1=2 difficult?" Alleria asked.
"Difficult! The most difficult question in the world!" Sylvanas didn't know what she was thinking. She suddenly became interested and asked Allelia, "Sister, let me ask you what 1+1 equals?"
"Isn't it equal to 2?" Alleria said.
"Isn't that pile of sand plus a pile of sand still a pile of sand? Is 1+1=1 also correct?" Sylvanas asked.
"This..." Aurelia was stunned. After waiting for a while, she asked curiously: "How did that smart person calculate 1+1 to a number above three?"
"My sister and my brother-in-law have a child, which is 1+1=3. Having two children is equal to a return!" Sylvanas said.
...Aurelia was stunned again.
Sylvanas giggled and said: "It turns out that not only I don't know, but others don't know either. We are all fools."
"What exactly is 1+1?" Alleria asked.
"It's equal to 2! Didn't I just say that?" Sylvanas said.
"Why is it equal to two?" Alleria asked strangely.
"Because this is the truth spoken by madmen. My brother-in-law said that geniuses are all madmen. The first person to know that 1+1=2 is definitely the genius among geniuses and the madman among madmen. Only he knows why 1+1=2
, instead of =1 or equal to 34567. Sister, do you know who is the first person to know that 1+1=2?" Sylvanas asked.
"The first one..." Alleria shook her head. She estimated that no one could answer this question.