"Then change the program! Journey to the West is too long and I can't finish it until dawn." Yulin Blood Eagle said.
"I want to listen to Journey to the West!" The hostess Sylvanas was very stubborn.
"Haven't you heard of it?" Yulin Blood Eagle asked.
"I want to listen again!" Miss Sylvanas was as willful as a child.
Mr. Yulin Xueying, who had two famous titles hanging on his head, jumped up as if he had been stung by a bee on his butt.
He pointed at the noble and beautiful host Miss Sylvanas and shouted: "I know! You didn't remember the lines wrong at all, you did it on purpose! Right? Right?"
Miss Sylvanas turned her beautiful face aside and said nothing.
"I knew it! I knew it! When I am with you, you will definitely think of ways to punish me!" Mr. Yulin Xueying screamed and jumped.
Suddenly he stopped in shock, because he saw his shocked face magnified on the screen.
"Who told you to turn the camera around? Go back! Go back! Don't cause trouble here!" Miss Sylvanas turned around and said angrily. She sounded a little angry indeed.
"Yes, yes, yes... we thought this was the program..." An unknown voice came from the screen, and then the screen turned to the simple table again.
This time, it wasn't just the orcs who burst into laughter, but all the elves also burst into laughter.
The elves were all laughing, and the orcs were even more unbearable. They just wanted to beat the ground with their hands to express their happiness. It turned out that more than one person had made a fool of himself. The orc leader also laughed, and finally let go of the suffocation in his chest. This group
The elf fails to play tricks on others, but instead keeps making a fool of himself.
After a while, two Mr. Yulin Blood Eagle with famous titles hanging on his head began to appear on the screen.
Mr. Yulin Blood Eagle was very shy. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Because the host, Ms. Sylvanas, made a small mistake, which made everyone laugh."
The crowd burst into laughter.
Miss Sylvanas in the audience did not look red or angry.
"Logically speaking, the gala should not arrange a story-telling program. However, due to the strong request of Miss Sylvanas's childish temper, I had to take up some of your performance time to tell you a story about Journey to the West.
Because I am not prepared and what I say is not good, we will just listen to it!" Yulin Blood Eagle said.
"Oh!" The voice of the elf audience came from the screen.
"Oh!" A voice of enlightenment sounded from the orc camp.
It turns out that storytelling means telling stories! I just don’t know how the elves arranged this story to return the orcs.
"Bang.!" Mr. Habayashi Xueying, a famous storyteller, slapped the square wood on the table.
The sound was very loud, and he didn't know what kind of wood the elves were made of, but it frightened him. However, the elves and orcs stopped talking because of this sound, and turned their attention to the Feathered Forest Blood Eagle on the screen.
gentlemen.
"It is said that Dongsheng Shenzhou, there is an ancient huge stone standing on the shore of the East China Sea. This huge stone was born at the same time as the heaven and the earth, and came out with the sun and the moon. No one knows how old it is. It is beaten by the rough waves day and night, absorbing the essence of the heaven and the earth, the sun and the moon.
Become more spiritual.
One day, suddenly there was a strong wind, dark clouds covered the sun, and the waves shook the sky. The strong wind rolled up huge waves and hit the big rocks hard. The big rocks broke into pieces, making a loud sound, shaking the mountains and the ground, and shaking the sky.
Among the rubble, a stone monkey soars into the sky... (The 30,000 words of various vivid plots in the fake and inferior version of Journey to the West that Mr. Habayashi Blood Eagle added oil, vinegar, salt and chicken essence are omitted here.)
On this day, the first wise monkey under the Monkey King said to him: Your Majesty, I heard that in the Eastern Tang Dynasty, there was a god who came to the mortal world to play and teach. Why don't you go and learn from his master and come back after learning a skill?
When the Monkey King heard this, he thought he was right! I was born with supernatural powers and was invulnerable to weapons and weapons, but I didn’t have any great martial arts. Isn’t this a good opportunity? So he bid farewell to his monkeys and sat on a raft alone, and traveled across the ocean to find the gods who descended to earth.
Learn art."
"Shoot!" Gavel's voice sounded, and Yulin Xueying said: "I know what will happen next, please listen to the breakdown next time." After saying that, he bowed his hands towards the screen and exited the screen.
The orcs were stunned, why is this? They stopped telling the story halfway through? Isn’t this exciting? They were listening in rapt attention, so immoral! The elves felt the same way, so there was still a faint sound coming from the screen.
The elves were shouting, obviously dissatisfied with the interruption of the story.
The orc leader was also stunned. He had been fascinated just now. But he recovered in an instant and looked around. He found that all the orcs were staring at the screen, and he broke out in a cold sweat. It was obvious that the orcs were all fascinated.
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What a risk! If the elves came to attack at that time, it would be so dangerous! But why didn't the elves attack? What a great opportunity! Is it really a party to dance with the beasts? What kind of tactic is this? The orc leader feels that he is about to die
Crazy.
The story of the elves does not belittle or ridicule the orcs. It is really just a very simple and innocent story. But it is precisely because it is so simple that I am surprised, let alone the intentions of the elves. Is there a war now?
?The orc leader is now a little doubtful whether his side and the other side are in a hostile relationship now!
Miss Sylvanas on the screen walked up to the stage, smiled at the screen and said, "Thank you Mr. Habayashi for your wonderful story. I was fascinated by it. Did everyone like it too?"
"I like it!" The voices of the elves speaking together came from the screen.
"So do you still want to listen?" Miss Sylvanas is very talented as a host and is very good at inducing others.
"Think!" The replies from the elves on the screen echoed the orcs' thoughts.
To be honest, there are not many entertainment programs in Azeroth. Most of the music is played by the nobles. The biggest public entertainment is the Darkmoon Circus of the goblins. However, the Darkmoon Circus travels around the world, and I don’t know how many.
You can only see it once a year. In addition, there are some fireworks displays during festivals, and there is really little entertainment in normal times.
"I want to do it too! But Mr. Habayashi has been telling everyone a story for half an hour, and he needs to take a break. So next, please enjoy the song that Egeria sings for you, "Singing the Night in the Forest,"
Everyone is welcome!" Miss Sylvanas smiled and exited the screen.
Applause came from the screen, and a beautiful red-haired female elf appeared on it. She bowed gracefully to everyone, lyrical and beautiful music sounded, and Ageliya's beautiful singing voice floated in the empty space through the resonance crystal.
night sky.
To be honest, Egeria really sang very beautifully! Yulin Xueying was a little fascinated when he heard it. He felt that this was much better than those other singers who sang much better.