There was a sound, and I suddenly got off the road and woke up. I found that there was wilderness around me, and then I saw a group of people in ancient clothes talking around me.
"Did this guy get robbed?"
"Mom, why isn't he wearing any clothes?"
"Go quickly, go quickly, people nowadays are not normal."
There was an aunt who hurried away with her child in her arms...
Other people saw that they were talking happily, which made me go from embarrassed to angry. I stood up and started to curse.
"Go away, you are a bunch of small townspeople. I have never seen anyone without clothes. Go home and see your father take a bath."
It didn't matter as soon as I stood up, I really ran away now. I was extremely embarrassed, and I was exposed in broad daylight, naked. Now I wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
"Hey, buddy, why are your clothes gone? Did you get caught and raped?"
"Go away, you stinking beggar"
"Then I'll get out and I won't give you these clothes."
When I heard, "Why do you have clothes?"
"I'm just kidding, brother..."
"Now you know how to call me brother, you worldly people," he said as he threw the clothes over. I looked at the clothes and there was no difference between them. If anything, my clothes were more torn and more shabby.
Smell. I ran behind the tree with my clothes, and then I quickly put them on.
"You've been cold for so long and you still care about this moment."
I thought to myself that I was not familiar with this place anyway, so why not build a good relationship with this big brother and let him take me flying.
"By the way, big brother, take me to fly."
"What can't fly? I'm not a bird."
I really thought of something and said it out without thinking, whether it was with me or not, what I meant was that I wanted this beggar to be my big brother. Anyway, it would be nice to have someone to take care of me here without any reason.
"By the way, do you want to take on a younger brother? I'll be your younger brother."
"Be my little brother? Hahaha"
"You're laughing your ass off, isn't this how I'm repaying you?"
"Repay me for giving you clothes?"
"Yeah."
"This clothes was given to me by an old man. He asked me to come here to find someone who needs clothes. Otherwise, I would have met you."
"Old monk?"
"Yeah, it's a bald donkey."
There is still something unclear about me. Yesterday I was in a monastery, why am I on the grass now? I want to know, but if I ask this beggar, he will definitely not know. I don’t even know myself, so why ask others? By the way, I’ll ask.
It would be OK if there is a temple nearby.
"Brother, are there any temples around here?"
"What a temple? It's the first time I've seen that bald donkey in a few days."
"Forget it, I know I must have been possessed again. Anyway, I'm used to it."
I remembered that the old monk asked me to get rid of bad luck. I didn’t know what bad fate was. I just took it one step at a time. I only heard the elder brother saying something and leaving.
"Brother, are you hungry?"
"You didn't say you weren't hungry, but when you said I was really hungry, why did you treat me to a meal?"
"That's right, treat me to dinner and come with me."
I just kept following him and walked towards the city.
I've been fantasizing about what he would like to treat me to? It shouldn't be too good. He doesn't look like he wants to be rich.
Don't worry about the stuttering. After a while, we arrived in the city. The prosperity of the city is self-evident.
The scene here is different from the one on TV. There is a gap between the rich and the poor. The rich are very rich and the poor are sallow and skinny.
Why……
"Brother, where are we going?"
"Don't call me brother, I have a name. Besides, we are about the same age. My name is Han Qi, and everyone calls me Lao Han."
"Oh, Brother Xing"
"You still call me brother"
"Oh, Lao Han, where are we going?"
"Go to the organization"
"What, we still have an organization?"
"Yes, beggar gang"
"What a beggar gang, do you know Hong Qigong?"
"Who is Hong Qigong? Do you know him?"
I even laughed myself. I have read too many martial arts novels, so I smiled awkwardly.
"Brother, no, Old Han, how long do we have to get to our destination?"
"It's almost time. We'll be almost there after passing Ning Mansion."
"What Ning Mansion?"
"Yes, Ning Mansion is well-known in the local area."
"Is there a young lady in there called Xuerou?"
"Yes, that is the wife of Ning Mu, the eldest son of Ning Mansion. It is said that she is as beautiful as a fairy."
"Yeah, she's quite beautiful." I recalled what I saw when I looked in the mirror and couldn't help but smile.
"Which young lady have you seen?"
"Um...no, no"
"Without your 'um' or anything"
I was already tired as I walked away, Lao Han suddenly said
"Look, that's Ning Mansion"
I looked up and saw that it was really majestic. Although it was similar to the one on TV, the stone lions here were huge and lifelike. I stopped and stood in a daze next to Ning Mansion, thinking back to what happened a few days ago.
It's like a dream, I'm a little obsessed with it.
"Hey, what are you doing when you're gone?"
"without"
"Nothing, let's go. We're almost at our destination."
"Uh-huh"
Suddenly I had a strange feeling. I thought it was something that hit my heart, but I ignored it. I just fucked Lao Han. After a while, I arrived at Lao Han’s base. There were many members of the Beggar Clan, that is, beggars.
many.
collective shout
“Hello, Boss”
It seems that he is not the wrong person. I also met such a young and promising young man in the Song Dynasty, just like me.
"Everyone, please be quiet. Let me introduce you to someone. This is a new person I have met. He will join our beggar sect from now on."
I simply said hello to everyone. I actually didn’t want to join this gang, but I didn’t have any relatives in the Song Dynasty. Even if I had relatives, I didn’t know them.
"Old Han, I'm hungry."
I whispered to this young man to go to the Beggar Clan Leader. When I thought of him being a beggar, I thought of "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup". If there was a "Pearl Jade White Jade Soup" now, I would eat it too.
"Are you hungry? Let's go" Lao Hanyou said to his subordinates
“Goudan, bring me my dick”
"Oh"
A man named Goudan brought him a broken bowl and a kid. Old Han looked at it and said
"Give my brother a set too."
I refuse from my fucking heart, who wants these crappy things from you?
"Old Han, no, no, there's no need."
"Yes, of course it is necessary. What are you selling and shouting about?" How can people not bow their heads under the eaves?
Let's go as soon as we say, who made us hungry?
"Don't be so arrogant, bending down and never asked for food before you saw anyone begging for food."
I almost cried with laughter. I have never eaten pork and seen pigs run away. I want to learn how to walk like this old man. Hey...
When we got to the downtown area, Lao Han was begging for food, and I was hiding behind Lao Han like a little chicken.
I kept swallowing my saliva while looking at the snack bars on the roadside. I missed them one by one. When I arrived at a big hotel, Lao Han stopped and I accidentally bumped into Lao Han.
"Watch it carefully and eat here."
"what?"
Lao Han ignored me and went straight into the restaurant. What surprised me was that the waiter in the restaurant didn't just coax us out like in the TV show, but unusually, he even invited us in.
"Master Han, it's been a long time since I've been here."
Lao Han looked like a big brother and not a beggar at all.
"Return the previous seats, do you still have them?"
"Master, I have kept it for you."
I wiped it, secretly sighing in my heart that you, a beggar, can be so powerful.
The waiter invited Lao Han to the private room upstairs.