The man sitting on the dragon chair glanced at us and pointed at me. I suddenly felt like I had stepped on high-voltage electricity, my body trembled violently, my mouth became crooked, and drool fell down my chin.
The next second, the high-voltage electricity disappeared. I involuntarily jerked twice before I came back to my senses. Grandma, what the hell am I doing when I use high-voltage electricity?
The man didn't seem to have any intention of explaining to me: "Since you have agreed, just go back."
I only saw him wave his hand, and Xuerou and I turned into white smoke again, floating and spinning in the air, and soon we were crushed into a ball.
My consciousness was a little confused, and countless pictures appeared in my mind, some familiar to me, some unfamiliar, and some I couldn't understand. They spun faster and faster, and it felt like I was thrown into a washing machine with maximum power.
In a blur, a bright light flashed in front of me, and I completely lost consciousness.
When I opened my eyes, there was a head floating on the unfamiliar ceiling. The little face with a frown was really beautiful. I reached out and scratched her, but to my surprise, she didn't dodge and I pinched her face.
I don't know if my head was throbbing or something, but I pinched it hard, and my face suddenly changed expression, and I was slapped across the face.
"It hurts! Are you sick?" She shouted, but I could see the joy in her eyes.
I got up, my head was still a little dizzy just now, but she slapped me awake.
Her appearance in my mind is no longer a vague feeling, but a name - Jiang Yunan.
At this moment, she still had a red mark on her face. She was rubbing her face, grinning, and staring at me.
I suddenly realized that I was back, back to the human world! But where is Xuerou?
"I'm in your body, sir!"
The gloomy words came out of my mind, and I couldn't help but shudder.
"No, don't call me husband, please change your title!"
"Brother Han."
"Change it!"
"Xiao Chengcheng?"
"Mom, can you be more serious? Just call me Han Cheng. Isn't that just for calling me by name? What the hell is it if I just shout one word!" I yelled out deliberately to let her know how powerful I am and give her a taste of my power.
.The human world is my home, and I’m still afraid of you, you bitch!
In front of me, Jiang Yunan looked at me as if I was mentally retarded, and I didn't know how to explain it.
"Where are my parents?"
"First explain clearly what you just said!"
I was in trouble, and after thinking for a while, I told her clearly everything I had encountered before, but I saw that her face was getting more and more ugly.
I felt strange in my heart, what's wrong with sharing the same body with a female ghost? Should I stay in Yingzhou?
"Idiot, go directly to the fairy world, why are you coming back?"
She was so angry that she raised her hand and slapped me in the face.
It was too fast, I couldn't escape, I was grinning in pain, and I was so angry. Why was it stupid for me to go back to the human world? What would my mother do if I died? But I didn't dare to say it, so I pushed her away and went to find my mother.
As soon as I walked out of the room, my mother and uncle ran over. It turned out that they had been waiting in the yard. I felt moved and confirmed again that it was absolutely right to come back! Isn't there another big devil? Wait.
I packed it up and it’s not too late to go to the fairyland again!
"My child, it's good to be alive, it's good to be alive!"
Mom wiped her tears, hugged my arm and walked out, "Come, Mom will take you to eat delicious food. After all this hard work, your body has lost weight!"
My uncle, who was standing by, also patted me hard on the shoulder and said, "Look, I'll just say it's okay. When I was a child, the fortune teller said that my son would have the destiny of the emperor. The more severe the disaster, the greater the disaster if I can overcome it."
Opportunity..."
I smiled happily and echoed a few times. Firstly, I wanted to reassure my mother that I was really fine. Secondly, I was so angry with Jiang Yunan. That little girl slapped me just now, which really hit me hard!
"Ms. sir, my aunt is so kind. I will take good care of her in the future." Xuerou's voice came out, with a hint of envy in her words.
My heart tightened and I quickly whispered: "No, no, no, just take care of yourself. I will take care of my mother myself!"
Jiang Yunan was following behind at this time, her angry look made me happy, and I thought about teasing her again later at the dinner table.
When we arrived at the restaurant, my uncle ordered a large table of dishes and happily took a bottle of Maotai. I was so moved that I quickly took the wine glass that was handed to me and drank it in one gulp.
Not to mention, Maotai is Maotai. The wine has a mellow aroma and a long aftertaste. Compared with the wines I have drunk before, it is simply heaven and earth.
Jiang Yunan snorted and started to devour it. I originally wanted to tease her, but for the sake of her saving me, I didn't do it. Fortunately, she was sensible and didn't mention the fairy world again.
After having enough wine and food, my uncle and I helped each other out of the restaurant. After the meal, we drank two bottles of Maotai together and our heads were dizzy.
When I returned to the yard at home, I saw a different look on Jiang Yunan's face. Before I could react, my uncle was pushed away by her. I only felt a sharp pain in my waist. I lowered my head to look. "Good boy, break."
The peach wood sword that fell was inserted into half of my waist.
"Fuck, you are sick!"
My uncle and mother were shocked and tried to push her away, but she pushed them away with her hands.
"I promised the master to save you. The female ghost has become one with you now. I can only use the method of harming both!"
When I heard this, I almost peed. What does it mean that both are harmed? If you make a hole out of me, she will also be made into a hole?
Without my explanation, she suddenly pulled out the mahogany sword, and there was no blood on the jagged fracture!
She turned in front of me again, very fast, slapped me on the chest, and shouted: "Come out!"
Poof, I vomited out a mouthful of old blood. Grandma’s legs are trying to kill me!
"Ms. sir, I'm here to avenge you!" Xuerou's voice floated out, and I felt a surge of warmth all over my body. My hands and feet became flexible. With one punch, Jiang Yunan flew out and hit the earth wall hard.
"Idiot, don't let her fool you! She will eat you!"
I was frightened by her words and stopped quickly, but Xuerou started to cry and sobbed: "How could I eat my husband? Your soul and I are together. If I eat you, won't I die?"
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I thought about it, but Jiang Yunan refused to let go, got up from the ground, bit her finger hard, and smeared the red blood on the peach wood sword.
"Hurry as the law dictates!"
Her clothes puffed up without the wind, and her mahogany sword glowed with a faint red light. She stood there, as if she wanted me to express my stance.
I guess, like this, it’s a big move!
"Sister, I'm begging you, please stop fussing, I'm fine! I..." I stopped what I was going to say, lest my uncle and mother would worry after hearing this.
"What am I, you are just obsessed with me!"
Xuerou seemed to be a little anxious, and she actually took control of my body, rushed out of the yard, and ran towards the wide fields.