I saw him take a leap, and bang, he fell to the ground.
I... was confused the whole time.
Watching him repeat this dozens of times, I felt reassured. Even if he jumped onto the branch where I was, his weight would definitely crush the branch.
I leaned against the branch, slowly feeling sleepy, and fell asleep carelessly.
This sleep, somehow, was surprisingly comfortable.
It started to rain lightly in the sky. I looked at the place where the zombie jumped before I fell asleep. Oops, it was still jumping.
From the look on his face, he seemed to want to kill me.
Hey, why do I feel a little sympathy for him?
"I have an idea, do you want to try it?"
I suddenly looked between the branches of the tree on the left, and sure enough I saw the fat man's swollen face. If I hadn't been used to seeing him before, I would have been frightened by him suddenly and would have definitely fallen from the tree.
I yelled and scolded him, but surprisingly, he didn't retort, but continued talking and told me his method.
After a while, he finished speaking, and combined with what he meant, he used a Feng Shui secret technique to put his soul into the zombie's head, and his life was sublimated and he became a real living dead, similar to Western vampires.
, but not afraid of the sun.
The problem is that he still needs to drink blood, but he can guarantee that he will not drink blood from living people. He has a way to get blood from the blood bank.
I thought about it for a while, why did I feel like this method was not doing me any good at all, it was all about helping him.
He seemed to see my reluctance, and quickly said: Hello, I am hello, everyone, I have become a tin zombie, taking bullets for my brothers!
Stand in your way, second uncle, and I will help you seize the body. If you become an immortal being, will you still follow me?
I resisted and said irrelevant things.
He suddenly looked serious: "Are you scared?"
When I heard what he said, I slapped the tree trunk suddenly: "Yes, you are right, I am a coward and don't dare to do it!"
He was suddenly fooled by me and was speechless for a moment.
When I saw him deflated, I felt relieved.
Just when I was about to mock him, I suddenly realized why there was a face behind him?
After a closer look, I no longer had any interest in joking. I climbed up from the branch and noticed the face behind him from the corner of my eye. I quickly ran away to the edge of the trunk, stepping on a branch and jumping as fast as I could.
Got out.
I don't know what he would think when he sees me being so weird, but I know that if I wasn't like this, I would die!
It is not difficult to move quickly in the woods, especially after a night's rest. I am full of energy and can climb, run and jump so fast that the monkeys will probably call me grandpa when they see me.
Suddenly the sound of the fat man screaming came from behind me. I felt funny in my heart. I guess he also noticed it.
After a while, I saw his figure flying by crazily, and I was dumbfounded. How could he be running faster than me?
I quickly speeded up, landed on the ground, and rushed forward bravely. Branches hit me along the way and my head was numb, but I couldn't fall behind no matter what.
Damn that ancient corpse is now sane, and it’s been hiding next to me for who knows how long!
Suddenly, I saw a black shadow rushing past me. The branches were broken all the way, and I couldn't even hide!
I ran a few steps forward, and suddenly I felt something was wrong, thinking that maybe the black figure was an ancient corpse. His body was so hard that bullets couldn't penetrate it, let alone branches.
The fat man's screams were heard again in front of me. My dear, I turned around and ran. As I ran, I stopped and looked at the black figure in despair.
He seemed to be smiling, but what should I say? His face was rugged and wrinkled, and his smile didn't look good.
"Ho, ho ho ho..."
What?
I almost cried. Aren’t they all saying that zombies run slowly and are not clever? Why are all the zombies I encounter so damn difficult to deal with?
He suddenly moved, and I felt my neck tighten. I thought it was over, I was going to be sucked blood!
Then I was grabbed by him and pushed to the ground. The fat man was also pushed down and sat side by side with me.
He stood in front of us, roaring for a long time and making movements with his body.
I suddenly felt like I was playing a game, where you guess what I will do.
After a while, I secretly asked the fat man: Do you understand?
The fat man didn't say anything. After a while, he came over and said: If we don't say something, he will kill us.
I said yes, but it was so difficult, I didn’t even understand it!
"roar?"
He finally lost his patience and suddenly stretched his head over, showing his iron-faced fangs. If his face hadn't been so scary, I might have thought he was an ordinary deaf-mute.
"roar?"
The fat man suddenly let out a cry, and I looked at him quickly with joy in my eyes.
The ancient corpse also looked at him.
"Hey, I just understood it and suddenly forgot it."
With a black question mark on my face, I stared at the side face of the ancient corpse. When it was over, his mouth started to move!
Suddenly he sat down in front of us and put his hands on his face, looking quite remorseful.
I suddenly felt that this ancient corpse must have been a well-educated person when he died, otherwise he would not be so qualified.
Neither of us has said anything for so long. If he doesn't kill us, he must be a cultural person!
The longer I waited, the more determined I was about this idea. Gradually, I came up with an idea and tried to say some simple words. He looked at me confused.
I suddenly had an idea and said to the fat man: "Is he too short of water?"
The fat man looked at me like I was an idiot, even though he looked like an idiot himself.
I stood up, and the ancient corpse did not stop me. I climbed up the tree and looked around. After a while, I finally saw a pool in a low place.
After getting down, he waved to the ancient corpse and walked toward the pool without explaining anything to the fat man.
The journey was uneventful, and I was already convinced that this ancient corpse must have taught the emperor, he was so damn educated!
When we walked to the edge of the pool, the fat man looked at me in shock, and suddenly flashed an expression that said, "I understand, you are a fucking genius."
I knew he was thinking wrongly, so I didn't bother to explain. I pointed at the pool and then made a motion to jump in.
The ancient corpse seemed to understand, and jumped down with a bang.
The fat man was overjoyed and quickly pointed to the big stone next to him, asking me to lift it up quickly and throw it inside.
I didn't do it, and I didn't dare to do it. The ancient corpse could resist the zombie's thirst for blood and not bite us to death, so it was asking for help from us.
If we can't help him, with his strength, he can strangle us to death at any time.
There is no point in throwing a stone at him now. If it kills him, then he is no longer an ancient corpse!
This is the reason why I really don't smash it.
After waiting for a while, the ancient corpse had not yet surfaced, so I thought to myself, should I just run away?
Suddenly, a smooth head appeared, and the long and fine hair on the head fell off little by little, which looked extremely disgusting.
I took a few steps back, one hand after another stretched out from the water, placed it on the edge of the pool, and jumped out of the water in one fell swoop.