Li Ruoran on the sofa was almost crying. She was talking about their experiences along the way. It was the same as what I heard from Li Ruoran in the room before, so she fled back to the city. She thought I might be at her house, so she sneaked back in the dark.
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Li Ruoran on the bench kept staring at her with a look of disbelief in his eyes, while the female drivers on both sides were very vigilant, holding seven-star nails in their hands at all times, as if they would shoot the other party to death if they said something wrong.
I was confused. Both parties looked like the same person in the mirror. I couldn't see anything wrong with any tone or action.
I asked them to find faults on their own, and they started talking about their dates of birth, life experiences, and even when Li Ruoran lost his temper for the first time.
Li Nan was obviously not used to their open words and coughed more than once during the process. However, both parties ignored him at all, and he was helpless.
I looked at the fat man for help, and the fat man also shook his head, and suddenly a mean smile appeared on his swollen face. I quickly asked him what was on his mind, and he quickly shook his head and said that he couldn't tell me.
Bang bang, the two female drivers each pinned him to the ceiling, and the pig-like roar sounded again.
"I said, I said, put me down quickly!"
I don’t know what tricks the two female drivers used, but they just waved and the iron nails swished back from the ceiling into their hands.
To be honest, I'm quite scared. With Fatty's unruly demeanor, he must have come up with some extremely dirty trick. When the two parties get anxious, they will most likely do what he says.
Seeing him floating down from the ceiling with a sad look on his face, I quickly grabbed him and asked him to talk to me first, while I checked to prevent him from saying the wrong thing again and making the situation tense.
He sighed and whispered in my ear.
I suddenly thought, yes, this method is good.
After that, I asked the two Li Ruorans to take off their clothes and look at the faces on them.
Because the scene was extremely gloomy and I said this very seriously, they did not think I was a gangster, but started to discuss it.
I introduced Li Nan by the way, saying that he was an ancient corpse handed down from the Tang Dynasty. He was an antique, so there was nothing to avoid.
The fat man looked at me in shock, probably thinking, how could this happen?
Seeing that the two Li Ruorans were still whispering something, he chuckled and mocked me for saying no, it was useless, how could it be possible...
Before he could finish speaking, the two Li Ruorans began to take off their clothes.
Gradually, only their underwear was left on the two of them.
I asked them to spin around and almost couldn't help but burst into laughter.
They started to spin, and the face appeared. It looked normal, but there was always a kind of resentment that could not be resolved. Seeing us looking at them, the two faces turned into anger almost instantly.
Suddenly, as they rotated, they saw themselves.
As if he couldn't believe it, the anger on his face turned into shock at the same time, as if he were looking at twins born to the same mother.
After reading it all, I asked the fat man if he saw anything. The fat man hesitated for a long time. I thought he was fooling the two Li Ruorans again like he fooled the ancient corpses, when he spoke.
"One of you is a spirit body. It's not real, but the person who created you is too powerful. He made the spirit body create the earth as if it were real!"
As soon as these words came out, both parties were stunned. I was a little confused, and Li Nan, who was also confused, stared at me with big eyes.
Then, he spoke in a series of professional terms and listed the details of all parties.
Finally, he pointed at the sofa with his hand and said that they were real!
The two Li Ruorans suddenly became confused and were about to grab the clothes next to them. I quickly shouted to stop and sent their clothes to them respectively.
I was worried, I must not make a mistake, otherwise it would be bad to let the six-eared macaque accompany Tang Sanzang in fetching the Western Scriptures.
They put on their clothes, and although the fat man pointed out the truth righteously, I could see from the expression on his face that he still had more to say.
Just when we were collectively confused and didn't know what to do, the door opened again.
This time, I almost fell to the ground when I saw the appearance of what appeared outside the door.
I saw a man wearing gold shining underwear, a big brother on his waist, and a cowhide jacket that only covered his chest walked in.
"Hey, everyone is here. I heard that my express delivery has arrived."
What?
I stared at him blankly, but he looked at the real and fake parties who had all stood up in the hall.
I saw two female drivers suddenly raising their hands and freezing them in mid-air, as if to say: If you come here again, I will start driving!
The eldest brother in strange clothes didn't seem to take it seriously at all, and walked up to the four of them in a swagger.
I quietly said to the fat man: Didn't you say that the seven-star nail can kill gods and Buddhas? Why is this big brother not afraid at all?
Suddenly the eldest brother was stunned, slowly stepped back, and said next to me: This young man, are you sure he is a Seven-Star Nail?
I didn’t know if it was because of a brain twitch, but I suddenly pointed at the fat man and said it was all his fault, but I didn’t know.
The eldest brother turned to look at the fat man, who huffed and told a lot of legends about the Seven Star Nails and his analysis.
I was shocked, when did the fat man become so upright?
The eldest brother smiled and nodded, saying that's great. Since you are so sincere, I won't kill you.
I felt happy, thinking that this elder brother is really a good person.
Well, you second uncle, who the hell are you? You came in like a big brother and pointed fingers. What did you say about my express delivery?
Then the elder brother grabbed my neck, and I said to myself that I was just thinking about it and didn't say it out loud. Could it be that you, old man, can read minds?
The eldest brother sneered, and suddenly I saw seven more iron nails on the eldest brother's head, which were not even half a finger long into his head!
I suddenly looked at the female driver and realized that it was the spirit female driver who had ejaculated.
I was suddenly thrown to the ground, and the spirit female driver suddenly became weak and lay on the ground looking at my elder brother.
The fat man shouted at the side and said that's right, the eldest brother is the master who created them!
The eldest brother glared at him sharply and then kicked me.
I feel miserable, why did he kick me when he said something wrong?
Then, the eldest brother started talking, which probably meant that he was very picky and had always been so. When the female driver left me behind, he suddenly discovered that the two little girls had their own merits, so he secretly left the power to copy them.
In fact, after the two spirits successfully separated from the main body, they should have taken the initiative to go to his courtyard. However, the female driver and Li Ruoran transformed into painting spirits on the way, accidentally tearing away his will.
Because they were spirits, they were faster, so they got home first.
From this point of view, everything makes sense.
But why the hell did you hit me? I have no enmity with you. You pinched me when you opened the door, and then you fucking kicked me!
Am I the little daughter-in-law who deserves to be punished?