"I've finally passed my period." Oda breathed a sigh of relief after Shitara announced the name of the next member, "I think my performance this time was pretty good."
"Hello everyone, this is the first time we meet." The last person to introduce himself was Shiraishi.
"I am a mayonnaise star from the fourth dimension. I am 19 years old. My nickname is Mai Shiraishi. Please take care of me."
"???What is the fourth dimension? What is the Mayonnaise Star?" Oda originally thought that she would make a steady self-introduction according to Shiraishi's usually aloof style, but the words she said were too flawed.
There were so many that Oda didn’t know how to vomit.
"Is it from the fourth dimension?" The four MCs looked at each other, not knowing how to answer the call.
"Yes, I'm coming."
"Then why did you come?"
Shiraishi was stunned.
"How did it come from the fourth dimension?" Himura asked.
"From heaven!"
"But the sky is also three-dimensional."
The dumbfounded Shiraishi seemed to recall something, and quickly changed his words: "I came from Doraemon's pocket!"
"So you are a prop." Shitara continued to complain.
"This setting is too casual." Oda couldn't help complaining in his heart.
As if hearing Oda's thoughts, Shitara also complained: "When I said it, the setting was a bit too childish."
Shiraishi pursed his lips with a smile and patted his chest with his hand.
"Shiraishi, you said you are a mayonnaise star, so do you add mayonnaise to everything you eat?"
"It's not like adding everything..."
"Then it doesn't count as liking mayonnaise." Tanaka saw Shiraishi complaining at every opportunity.
Shiraishi pouted.
The four MCs complained a few more words, and then asked Shiraishi to sit down.
"This is probably the end of the self-introduction." Thinking like this, Oda relaxed a little, but his mind was still full of mayonnaise.
"Oda, where is the county seat of Mie Prefecture?" Himura suddenly asked.
"Mayonnaise... Tsuichi!" Oda was hit by another carbine and was shocked.
"Then the question is, is the seat of Mie Prefecture's prefectural office Ikuta or mayonnaise?" This is a double hit from Shitara.
"Yes, it's so hard to choose." The two guests also followed this idea and pretended to be distressed.
"Tsu City, it's Tsu City!" Oda hurriedly waved his hands to retort, with another layer of blush on his face.
Considering the length of the show, Shitara quickly brought back the topic.
"Okay, after the self-introductions of the members are completed, next-" Shitara and Himura looked at each other and said four big words at the same time: "Major announcement!"
Most of the members covered their mouths and expressed surprise. Only Oda stared blankly at the camera, looking like he was about to die.
"Have you ever heard of the Seven Gods? The Seven Gods in AKB."
The members nodded in agreement.
"In Nogizaka46, there are the Seven Lucky Gods of Nogizaka. It refers to the 7 members standing in the C position of Nogizaka. The list of the Seven Lucky Gods will be published here."
"Hey!" The 15 members of the previous group were just selected from all the members. They had just barely won a competition and were about to face a new competition. These girls were indeed caught off guard - except for the ones that were already in their hearts.
The dead Oda.
"First of all, the first person, Shiraishi Mai."
She is excellent at singing and dancing, and her appearance is also extremely good. It is also convincing that she was chosen.
"Sakurai Reika" and "Nakata Hana", the names of two more members came out of Shitara's mouth, and Oda also applauded in time.
"Then, fourth place, Oda City!" Oda was stunned for a moment after being called, and then he adjusted his condition and walked out.
Erika Ikuta was called next. When she heard the news, she stood up with a smile and walked to Oda's side. She also stretched out her hand to hold Oda's hand. At this moment, Oda was still in a state of death.
When God came, he loosened his grip on his left hand and let Ikuta hold it.
Afterwards, Takayama Kazumi and Ikoma Rina were called and walked up to the front desk to stand with the other five gods of good fortune, with uncontrollable excitement on their faces.
"These seven people are the Seven Lucky Gods of Nogizaka, but I can't tell when the members will be replaced," Shitara comforted, "So I can't do it unless I work hard."
"But the members who were not selected are also super cute. Although they were not selected here, there is no problem in being popular among Nogizaka46." Himura also followed Shitara's words and comforted the selected members.
Because of the two MCs, the frustration of the other members not being selected has been reduced a lot.
"But some of the selected members don't seem to be very happy." Himura glanced at Oda's expression, "From Mie Prefecture..." He was about to ask again, but was hit by Shitara's head-slapping attack.
Interrupted: "How many times do you have to ask this question?"
After a burst of laughter, the atmosphere in the venue became less solemn.
The next step is for the MC and the guest gang members to come up with interesting introductions. Due to the length of the program, they mainly help prepare the introductions for the newly selected Seven Gods of Luck.
"My favorite mayonnaise is 19-year-old Mai Shiraishi." This is the introduction that Mai Shiraishi thought of herself.
"The key word just now is mayonnaise, right? If that's the case, you won't be able to say it to other sponsors' groups." Shitara complained in time. At this time, the two guests also thought of their introduction words.
"Mamamayonnaise Hoshito Mai-like da☆ze"
"Mayonnaise in a fanny pack Mai Shiraishi da☆ze"
"How can I put it, it feels so earthy. Mayonnaise should have other uses besides putting it in your pocket." Shitara turned to look at Himura.
Himura understood, and stood up and pointed at the two guests angrily: "Yes, you underestimate mayonnaise!"
The two guests were both veteran comedians, so they pretended to be scared, and strangely, Mai Shiraishi also had an angry expression.
"Is Mayonnaise so angry after being humiliated?" Oda's previous impression of Shiraishi's coldness completely collapsed.
"Yes, mayonnaise is..."
"What is it?" Shitara asked as he glanced at Oda.
Oda instantly had a bad premonition.
“Mayonnaise is the seat of the prefectural office of Mie Prefecture!”
The two guests turned around and stood up as if they suddenly realized something, and bowed to Oda: "Oda, it was us who were rude."
Oda, who was suddenly cueed again, accepted the gift with a confused look on his face.
The next few paragraphs of introduction went in one ear and out the other for Oda. She felt like she was in a superimposed state of life and death, and heard nothing.
"Okay, next is Oda!"
Finally, it was Oda's turn to introduce herself. She calmed down and said the self-introduction she had thought up yesterday: "I will steal your heart like the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven! I am Oda City, everyone.
You can call me Nobu-chan."
"It's the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven." Shitara rarely made any sly comments, "That's indeed a very self-introduction that suits my situation, everyone." The two guests and Himura said "Hi" at the same time.
"The Lesbian Princess, Oda City da☆ze"
"I'm not a lesbian!" Oda, who had given up treatment, began to complain loudly.
"Nogizaka46's Big Idiot, Oda City da☆ze"
"Shouldn't it be Owari's big idiot?"
"Ah, Oda is at full strength." This kind of scene was what Shitara was looking forward to, so he did not interrupt Oda's violent speech, but instead put his hands on his chest and waited for what else she would say.
At this time, Himura turned the question board over.
"The prefectural seat of Mie Prefecture is Mayonnaise, and I am Oda City."
"This has nothing to do with my self-introduction!" Oda yelled.
There was a happy atmosphere inside and outside the studio.
In the subsequent recording, Shitara and Himura did not mention Oda's name again. Oda also sat there without saying a word, as if he was burned out, with his eyes as if they were dead.
...
After the filming, the members and guests, Banana Man and STAFF all said hello. Oda was about to find a corner to squat in a corner for a while but was stopped by Shitara.
"Is it no problem? I ordered you so many times today." Shitara asked.
"Ah, it's okay, it's okay." Oda said this sentence in a pronunciation tone.
"Oda is great. She is obviously a eldest lady, but she is so effective in variety shows." Himura praised, "We have also participated in AKB's group, and there are only a few members like you who are so effective in variety shows."
"Also, as comedians, we will try our best to create laughter in the show. Himura has been cueing you this time. You can also shoot more at Himura next time." Shitara smiled.
Pointing at Sun Village.
"It's okay with me. As long as you think it's interesting, just say it directly. Don't worry about anything." Himura also said to Oda with a smile, and it seemed that he was very optimistic about Oda.
"Yeah, I understand, please give me more advice in the future."
Watching Banana Man leave, Oda had a deep understanding of comedians. He could shoot at will while filming, but he could detect the status of the members in subtle ways.
How gentle, Oda couldn't help but think to himself.