"Which June bride looks the most like? Nogizaka 46 bride identification!" After Himura said this with an exaggerated expression, it also meant that the recording officially started.
"Although you are idols, you must also be a bride that you want to marry from a male perspective. Today, I want to confirm your bridal talent." Shitara said seriously about the purpose of this group planning,
The members also listened attentively.
"Why do idols have to become other people's brides..." Oda complained in her heart. At this time, she suddenly felt someone looking at her. When she turned around, she found that Shiraishi was staring at Shiraishi seriously.
happy.
"Maybe it's my imagination," Oda thought.
The first level of bride identification is the wording test. In short, it is to express daily expressions in polite terms. Because of his childhood tutoring and study, Oda did not encounter any obstacles when doing the questions, and he also rated it 10/10
The results ranked first.
"Oda, you are indeed a eldest lady." Shitara was also a little shocked by this score, "10 points, what do you think of this score, teacher?"
"This score is really impressive." Teacher Igaki, an etiquette expert, nodded and said, "If you hadn't been educated in this field since childhood, it would be difficult to give such a perfect answer."
"Oda, have you received education in this field since you were a child?" Shitara asked Oda.
"My family may be strict about tutoring." Oda also responded.
"Then I'm looking forward to your performance in the next practical exam, Oda." Shitara rarely complained about Oda this time. This practical exam simulated the first visit to her boyfriend's house and the work of the boyfriend's parents.
He is set as the owner of a barbecue restaurant, and the boyfriend is played by Himura.
Just as Shitara said, Oda was arranged to be the first to play, but Oda was not very able to fulfill Shitara's first instruction, which was to hold Himura's hand, so he remained silent and just recited
Start standing behind Himura.
"I'm back." Himura opened the door to the room, and the two people who played Himura's parents also came to greet him - Oda thought that Himura looked older than both of his parents.
However, because he had to play the role of a girlfriend this time, Oda also restrained his thoughts of complaining.
Although Oda didn't know how to act as a "girlfriend" well, she at least knew how to be a polite girl. So she bent down and bowed: "This is the first time we meet, I am from Oda City who is dating Yuki-kun. Please
Please give me some advice."
"The words and titles used here are very etiquette and will give others a good impression." The teacher commented.
"I would like to ask, are you two brothers and sisters of Yuji-kun?"
"No, no, no, I am mom and this is dad." The actor who plays Himura's mother (hereinafter collectively referred to as mother) explained.
"But you two look so young and look so good, you can't tell at all." Oda blew a rainbow fart without leaving any trace.
"This sentence is very powerful. It praises the young man's parents in a very smooth way, but can we wait until we go in and sit down before saying this sentence?"
Next, in terms of shoe placement, seat selection, sitting etiquette, and gift-giving methods, Oda followed his father's requirements since childhood, and received high praise from his teacher.
The next step is the dining etiquette test. At this time, Shitara is also preparing to cause trouble: "Father, please point to the Napoleon cake on Oda-san's plate and say this is a macaron."
"Oda-san, are the macarons delicious?" Father also performed according to Shitara's instructions.
"It's delicious." Oda took a piece of cake with a fork and put it in his mouth and nodded. After swallowing, he placed the knife and fork on both sides of the plate flatly and said, "Because I was born in Nagoya, and in our
This dessert there is called Napoleon cake, but I didn’t expect this dish to be called macaron in Tokyo.”
Before his father could speak, Oda added again: "Really, Yuki-kun never told me that this dessert at his house is called macarons." After saying that, Oda pretended to be annoyed and patted him gently.
Himura's arm twitched.
"A very good way of handling it. It not only solves the embarrassment, but also shows that I have a good relationship with my boyfriend through some small details, making my parents feel more at ease."
Of course, Shitara couldn't possibly watch the situation develop like this: "Himura, please point to the cake on Oda's plate and say loudly that this is obviously a Napoleon cake, and it is called this name all over the world."
Muraya did as he was told, and his father also stared at Oda with a serious expression.
"It's really Yuki." Oda patted Himura's shoulder lightly again, "Don't tell such little lies just because you're embarrassed to admit your mistakes." After saying that, Oda turned to Himura again.
The parents smiled: "Maybe it's because Yuki-kun is a little embarrassed. After all, no matter how old he is, he always acts like a child in front of his parents."
"But this..." Himura originally wanted to quibble, but Oda turned his head in advance and put his hand on his lips: "Yuji-kun, don't be willful anymore, otherwise aunt and uncle will be angry.
Oh."
After hearing what Oda said, Himura couldn't say anything more. It can be said that Oda passed the first level without any danger, but the pitfalls Shitara arranged for Oda were definitely not just that.
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The three people except Oda said something to Oda and then collectively stood up and left. Then three minutes later, Himura's father came back, and accompanying him back was his unzipped pants.
"Father Himura, please show off your zipper in various ways in front of Oda-san." Shitara snickered and assigned the task, and Father Himura obediently began to do the abdominal thrusting movements.
"Well, uncle, although it's not appropriate to say it this way." Of course Oda couldn't point out this matter directly, so he could only remind him in a roundabout way, "Uncle, the pants you are wearing don't fit well."
"Is there any?" Himura's father pretended not to know.
"Yes." Oda nodded pretending to be serious and shifted his gaze away from that conspicuous part. "It seems that the waist and hips are not very suitable. Do you want to go to the toilet to check?"
"Say, I think it's quite appropriate." Shitara continued shaking her S.
"I think it's pretty good." Himura's father also looked at his pants, but he just didn't see his wide open city gate.
"Uncle, can I tell you a riddle?" Oda continued to think of something.
"Um."
"Do you know the biggest reason why the city was captured?"
"I do not know."
"The biggest reason is actually that the school gate (homophone) has been lost." Oda said with a serious face. Logically speaking, most people would be able to hear it, but Himura's father still pretended not to notice anything and continued
Continue to provoke Oda's nerves with the wide-open city gate.
"Um...Shitara-san, I can't bear it anymore." Oda said to the camera, then stood up and turned on the rampage mode.
"You bad old man, are you out of your mind? You can't hear what I'm implying so obviously. Do you want me to say those words? And this is obviously a Napoleon cake. You have to say it is."
Macaron, did you get Alzheimer's disease so early? I'm sorry, I don't know much about this symptom. After all, I am more than 20 years younger than your son." Oda took a breath, Himura and Himura's mother
He also followed Shitara's instructions and returned to the house.
"Auntie, why did you obviously say Napoleon cake at first, but then you changed your tune and said it was macarons?" After talking about Himura's mother, Oda turned to Himura, "And you, I really don't
You know why I fall in love with you. I have already explained it very well. Do you insist on coming here to tear me down? Do you want to show off your presence in front of your parents? This is too childish. You are obviously better than me.
You are so old and still don’t know how to read atmosphere?”
After saying that, Oda stood up, slammed the door, left the room and returned to the studio.
"Teacher." Shitara asked the teacher while suppressing a smile, "What do you think of Oda-san's performance today?"
"As for the first half, it can be said to be flawless and perfect. But the second half is..."
"But it's not because of me." Oda began to explain, "There is no father in the family who won't listen. With a father like this, I'm worried that there will be problems in my future life."
"But there shouldn't be such drastic actions."
"Himura-san is the same. He keeps embarrassing me. He is fat, old, and his parents are not very normal...I can't think of any reason to have a boyfriend." Oda suddenly started to flirt with Himura.
"That's right." Shitara nodded convincingly.
"He's also...a ghost!" Himura patted Shitara hard on the head, "It was obviously you who asked us to do this."