"Hey, where is Nogizaka? We are banana people, please give me some advice!" With the opening remarks of the two MCs, the recording of this program officially started, "Then let me introduce today's guest, Wrathful Okada is
also."
The camera then turned to the side of Obscene Okada: This is a middle-aged man with a kappa head, wearing a red, white and black plaid shirt, but it is difficult to associate him with the word obscene based on his clothing and appearance.
While Oda was staring at the monitor to see the appearance of this guest, Obscene Okada suddenly turned his head to the members and stuck out his tongue like "rerorero" like Kakyoin Noriaki.
Okay, now we know why we call him Wise Okada.
"It's so fast, you can hear the clicking sound from such a close distance." What the banana man said made Oda feel a chill. Although he was not mysophobic, such movements were really disgusting for a girl.
Seemingly taking into consideration the emotions of the Nogizaka members, Shitara and Himura took over the topic in just a few sentences and directly announced the theme of this issue "Artist List Seeking List, Real Stunt Disclosure Conference". As the name suggests,
It means that the members show off their individual talents and are judged by Banana Man and Dirty Okada to see if they pass.
The first person to demonstrate was Nakata's stick drill, and his proficient stick dance skills won three votes. After that, Shiraishi's baseball batting and Ichila's Latin also received unanimous praise.
"It's really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon," Oda thought to himself. Although no one mentioned their own specialties much when they got along with each other, when they actually needed to show off their stunts, each one was better than the other.
Hashimoto was shown next. Oda thought she was still performing stunts like imitating a dryer, but she claimed that she had developed the ability to recognize people by scent.
"Huh?" Himura looked shocked when he heard Hashimoto's stunt, "You can tell by smell, this one belongs to this person and this one belongs to another person?"
"Yes."
"Liar!" Shitara immediately responded, "Isn't it just the smell of sweat?"
"Everyone's sweat smells different." Hashimoto said some terrible lines with a serious face.
"Then, if I smell the members' private servers and guess who is wearing the clothes, I'll use this stunt. AD has already gone backstage to pick up everyone's clothes." After hearing Shitara's words, Oda suddenly realized
The wretched Okada who was originally sitting in the guest seat had disappeared, and he felt suddenly uneasy.
At this time, the monitor screen suddenly changed to a picture of the entrance to the Nogizaka lounge, and in the middle of the picture was a wretched Okada with his tongue sticking out.
The members were all shocked when they saw Okada with a lewd smile. Especially Ikoma and Hoshino, who were sitting in the front row. They were whispering just now, but the moment they saw Okada, they were shocked.
I jumped twice in fright.
"Now, this is in front of the lounge of Nogizaka46, right?" Shitara asked the wretched Okada while suppressing a smile.
"Yes, I pass by occasionally." After hearing Shitara's words, Okada stretched out his hand to show it to the camera, "And by chance, I hold such a key in my hand." After that, he took the key of the key.
He put the ring on his mouth and began to stick out his tongue as usual. The reaction of the members became more intense. Matsumura, Inoue and others covered their mouths as if they were in disbelief. Ikuta was even more aggressive, with the corners of his mouth downwards and wrinkled lips.
The eyebrows clearly indicate her inner dislike.
After entering the lounge, the wretched Okada began to inspect. It didn't take long for him to find many bottles of unfinished tea drinks on the table, so he put them all in a row.
After squatting down, he said, "I'm going to start."
As if they had guessed what he was going to do, several members shouted out. Ikuta, who was sitting next to Oda, had a look of disgust and kept shaking his head. It seemed that her drink was probably among them.
"Is your drink in there?" Oda leaned over and asked Ikuta quietly.
"No, I just think it's such a waste for him to be like this." Ikuta shook his head again, "You can't drink these drinks like this."
As soon as Ikuta finished speaking, the obscene Okada on the monitor began to stick out his tongue and start shaking it above the straw of the tea drink. Although he said he didn't touch it, Oda felt that there must be saliva stuck to it.
"Fortunately, I finished drinking and threw it in the trash can." Oda thanked his father from the bottom of his heart for the good habits he cultivated in him since childhood.
"Shitara-kun, this is a very exciting thing." Afterwards, the wretched Okada seemed to find a simple food box on the table. What was shown on the screen was a half-bitten rice ball wrapped in paper, "
Whose is this?"
Oda saw that this was the rice ball that Ikuta had eaten before, and quickly raised Ikuta's hand.
After that, the wretched Okada picked up the rice ball and dangled it around his mouth. From time to time, he stuck out his tongue as if he wanted to lick it. But unexpectedly, Ikuta's expression was not so broken. Instead, he looked like he wanted to laugh.
In contrast, Matsumura also looked like he wanted to laugh but was holding back.
Amidst the shouts of "Yabai" and "No," from the members, Slutty Okada did not lick the rice ball, but instead let it get stuck between his glasses and eyes in a strange posture.
At this time, Matsumura raised her hand, and Shitara also called her name promptly.
"Um, Okada-san."
"Matsumura-san, what's wrong?" The voice of this middle-aged man whose selling point was his vulgarity was unexpectedly gentle.
"That rice ball fell to the ground and was stepped on." Matsumura finally couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing. It turned out that when she and Ikuta were grabbing the rice ball, it accidentally fell to the ground and was stepped on by Shiraishi.
My feet were wrapped in a few napkins and placed on the table. I planned to get rid of them, but they were forgotten by both of them.
"Ah, um..." Obscene Okada showed a rare expression of embarrassment and confusion. This was a rare setback in his work history. Maybe it was because "a big revenge has been avenged", so the members all burst into laughter.
"Okada-san, um, the matter of bringing over the private server..." Shitara smiled while reminding Okada of the purpose of going to the lounge this time.
Okada also walked down the stairs and did not make any other unnecessary moves on the members' personal belongings. After a while, Okada took a few members' coats and returned to the recording venue.
Hashimoto had already put on a blindfold and was ready. Faced with the two coats Shitara handed her, Hashimoto immediately smelled them, causing the members to exclaim.
"It's true." Even the two well-informed MCs expressed surprise at this stunt.
The third piece of clothing Okada brought was Oda's. Hashimoto, who smelled it right away in the first two tests, struggled with this piece of clothing for a long time.
"Hashimoto-sensei, do you have the answer?" Perhaps because this skill is so amazing, Shitara even called Hashimoto an extra "teacher".
"It should be from Oichi." Hashimoto hesitated for a while and finally gave the answer.
Amidst the exclamations of the members, Shitara mischievously handed Himura's coat to Hashimoto.
"These are not girls' clothes," Hashimoto asserted as soon as he took a whiff. "It smells of perfume. Did you spray perfume on your neck?"
Himura, wearing a T-shirt, stood aside and nodded in admiration.
"You can take off the blindfold." Hearing Shitara's words, Hashimoto took off the blindfold. Seeing Himura's clothes, she also understood whose the last piece of clothing she smelled belonged to, so she had to bury her head with a wry smile.
Into the clothes pile.
"Why did Hashimoto-sensei spend so long on the third piece of clothing?" Shitara asked in order to ease Hashimoto's embarrassment.
"I guessed it through the elimination method because I couldn't smell the perfume." Hashimoto picked up Oda's clothes again and smelled them. "If I didn't limit the scope to members, I would have thought it was STAFF-san.
"
"Don't Oda-san wear perfume?" Shitara looked at Oda in surprise, because in his opinion, basically all female idols should wear perfume.
"I don't really like it." Oda shook her head. After all, she really hated the smell of strong perfume.
"Not only do I not like perfume, I don't even know how to put on makeup." Shiraishi added on the side, "I helped her put on her makeup today."
Everyone nodded. Oda was famous among the whole group that he didn't like and didn't know how to wear makeup.
"But it's amazing. I can even recognize it." The issue of makeup is still very important to idols, so Shitara promptly dropped the subject and said, "Adopt it!"
"How come every talent is used?" Oda complained in his heart.
Next came the sonata performance by Ikuta and Oda, and STAFF also prepared the piano and violin in time. First, Ikuta performed a piece of Chopin's "Etude" by himself, and then Oda also performed a piece of "Paganini"
"Capriccio", and finally the two played "Schubert Sonata in A major" together.
"Ah, that's amazing." Faced with this talent show, neither Banana Man nor Okada could find anything to complain about, so they could only stand there and applaud.
"That's great. When you hear this kind of music in the music room and see such a cute girl, no one can help but fall in love with it." Praise from Himura.
"Can you play the intro to TM's GET WILD?" Shitara suddenly asked Ikuta this question.
"I don't know." Ikuta shook his head.
"I wonder what's going on?" Himura pretended to be angry tacitly, and walked over to the piano.
"Come on, Himura." Shitara sang in harmony.
As expected, Himura could play this piece of music. Although he was very unskilled, the members still applauded him.
"Shitara-san, do you want to try the violin?" Oda seized this opportunity and wanted to trick Shitara, because the violin is different from the piano and is extremely difficult to learn.
"Really, can you let me try it?" Shitara said, taking the violin handed to him by Oda and putting it on his neck, "Is this the posture?"
"Yeah, right." Oda suppressed a smile and did not correct Shitara's wrong posture.
Shile played the strings on the violin with confidence.
"Gala." It made a sound like sawing wood.
Everyone burst into laughter, but Shitara did not give up and pulled back and forth several times.
"Gala, gala, gala."
"The piano is broken, I guess." Shitara seemed to have noticed Oda's prank, pretending to be confused and handed the piano back to Oda, "Oda-san, please check if your piano is broken.
"
Oda also understood the meaning of Shitaku, put the piano on his neck and started playing. The music he played was exactly what Himura had just played. Everyone applauded, but Himura and Okada looked like they were eating melons.
He looked at Shitara with an expression: "Shitara-kun, there's nothing wrong with Qin."
"It's so strange." Shitara took the violin Oda handed him again and played it again with the wrong posture.
"Gala, gala."
Amidst the roar of laughter from everyone, the recording of this program ended.
After the recording ended, Ikuta seemed a little embarrassed. He put his head close to Oda's ear and said, "Should I apologize to the wretched Okada-san?"
Although Oda felt it was unnecessary in her heart, she was still pulled over by Ikuta. Unexpectedly, the wretched Okada himself was not wretched, but very gentle: "I remember you are, Ikuta-san and Oda-san. What's the matter?
?"
"Um..." Ikuta lowered his head and moved the index fingers of both hands in front of him, "Okada-san, I was sorry when I was recording just now."
Okada didn't seem to know what she was apologizing for. He scratched his head and thought about it before he realized: "Oh, oh, it's about the rice balls. Actually, you don't need to worry about this kind of thing."
"Really?"
"Yeah, as long as you think it can make the show more exciting, just do it." Okada pointed to the banana man next to him, "I believe the banana man won't mind this kind of thing."
"Yeah, look at the way Oda played with me on stage just now, I wasn't even angry." Shitara raised an eyebrow at Oda and said in a joking tone.
Ikuta turned to look at Oda, and Oda nodded to her.
"So if you have any interesting ideas in the future, just do it." Himura also added, "Even if you pour the induction cooker onto the eggs like last time, you can do it."
"The eggs were poured on the induction cooker." Shitara patted Himura's head.
It seems that the tacit understanding between the two remains unchanged off the stage.