"First of all, the first theme is, 'Am I the only one like this?' A joke." Before the program started, Oda had communicated with the Banana people about this program, because the two of them still liked Oda better.
, so I chatted with her a lot - in fact, although this program seems to be a black history revelations contest, the actual purpose is to help these young girls who have just debuted find their own style of jokes or perform variety shows.
Let’s teach.
The first person to make self-exposure was Matsumura. As soon as she came up, she made a shocking revelation: She couldn't fall asleep because she didn't sit up straight when she was sleeping.
"Eh?" The members and guests were all shocked by this habit, but Oda knew that this was a lie. She asked why, because she had a photo of Matsumura sleeping in her phone, and the one mentioned before was on the desktop.
Something similar to a remote control is also a device that displays the content of the mobile phone on the monitor.
Seeing Matsumura explaining various details in a serious manner, Oda felt a little funny, but she was not prepared to expose this little lie. After all, this was also a step to create trouble for herself.
Later, Nakata's self-exposure of "washing eyelashes with shampoo" also aroused everyone's exclamation, but when Oda heard it, he felt that this was definitely not true, probably because the title of this single was called "Let's Shampoo", so
Just make a fuss about shampoo.
"Next is Nishino." Shitara took the initiative to call Nishino's name this time - it seems that the operation noticed the content mentioned about the back row members on the Internet, and this time gave many back row members the opportunity to speak.
"Is it okay? The next one, the previous ones are very good."
"This happens too. On talk shows, powerful information is revealed before it's my turn."
"I feel like I'm so weak."
Shitara and Himura chatted with each other for a few words before Nishino started talking, maybe to liven up the atmosphere, but these few words put more pressure on Nishino.
"How about when Nishino is called?" Shitara asked Nishino.
However, Nishino's answer was somewhat off-topic: "So weak."
"So what information does Nishino have?"
"I'm really weak." Although Nishino had prepared for this question before, but compared to the previous two weird jokes, her answer of "Do I have you?"
Somewhat ordinary.
"It would be nice if I didn't need to say it." "If I can't catch this part, it will be cut out during editing."... Negative thoughts were swirling in Nishino's mind, but when she looked at the guest seat,
But she caught a glimpse of Oda - the girl was staring at her with encouraging eyes. For some reason, a nameless courage surged from her heart.
"Ah Nuo, fat...fat pigeon." So Nishino mustered up the courage and said these three words. Although his mind was full of encouraging emotions, he didn't know why his body was not under his control, leaving him
Tears came to my eyes, and my voice choked after saying the first three words.
However, Nishino's crying actually caused the guests and members to applaud and burst into laughter. Banana people were also extremely surprised by Nishino's performance. After all, in their long hosting experience, they had never seen anyone make themselves weak when making jokes.
I cried. The guest this time, Watabe-san, kept repeating "yabai", clapped his hands and laughed wildly.
After a while, Shitara, who had had enough laughter, brought the subject back to Nishino: "Anyway, can you tell us the title of this joke?"
At this time, Nishino had almost controlled his emotions: "I... I really like fat pigeons when I see them."
"Kawaii!" I don't know whether they were praising this joke or Nishino. There was a burst of sighs from the members. Especially Hashimoto, who laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist. Only a small child could be seen in the camera.
Pinch hair.
It seemed that everyone's applause and laughter gave Nishino confidence. She stretched out her hand to wipe away her tears, and continued with a smile with red eyes: "Where I live, there are many fat pigeons at the station."
Although what Nishino said is indeed weaker than the previous two revelations, it makes it even more interesting when paired with her tears.
"Is it ordinary fat?"
"Very fat, like no one has ever seen before."
Hearing this, Oda realized that he had the opportunity to speak, so he selected the picture and poked Shitara, and Shitara also understood: "No one has seen it before? Master Oda, what do you think?"
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"Shitara-san, are you underestimating my ability? Please look." Oda pressed the remote control, and several photos of Nishino feeding pigeons or touching pigeons appeared on the monitor. Oda and Nishino live in
Next door, the photos of touching pigeons at the station were not taken casually.
In fact, Oda was a little surprised by Nishino's special function: Nishino seemed to have a special attraction to pigeons. Every time she reached out to touch the pigeons, the pigeons almost didn't react and walked around obediently.
He looked like he was enjoying himself. Oda tried it several times with interest. Although he and Nishino used the same movements, they all flew away before they even got to the pigeons.
"Kawaii!" In the picture, Nishino is showing her most lethal weapon - her big white teeth. Her happy smile makes the members feel healed.
The photos scrolled past one page like a slideshow, and there was a burst of laughter every time the page was scrolled, and when it came to the last one.
"Isn't this Asuka-san!" Shitara stood up and pointed at the monitor screen and said to Oda.
"Ah, maybe I accidentally put it up because it looks too similar." Oda tilted his head and stuck out his tongue.
"Asuka has a word for bird, and pigeons are also birds. They are indeed very similar." Himura nodded pretending to be convinced.
Shitara patted Himura's head hard and made a loud "pop" sound: "Don't be convinced so easily! But Asuka-san's expression really looks like a pigeon."
"Aren't you convinced too? Hey, why did you hit me just now!" Himura pretended to be angry. Oda, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but sigh that he was indeed an old partner for more than ten years.
Such a good program effect can be created without any communication preparation at all.
Then Shitara turned to Nishino and asked: "Nishino, do you like birds?"
"Well, my favorite is the rock ptarmigan." Nishino nodded. Seeing Nishino being so honest about this animal that no one has heard of, he sighed in his heart. He obviously said "asuka" at this time.
It will have a very good variety show effect.
"Are there any birds you don't like? For example, flying birds (the word flying birds here are pronounced separately)."
As expected of Shitara-san.
At this time, the stunned Nishino didn't realize anything was wrong. Instead, he thought about it and answered Shitara's question seriously: "I really don't like flying birds. I can't touch them when they are flying."
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"So Nishino, don't you like Asuka?" Shitara confirmed again.
"I don't like it very much." Nishino nodded.
"Hey, Master Oda, Nishino said that he doesn't like flying birds." Shitara achieved his goal, so he turned around and looked at Oda with a smirk on his face.
"Well, I really want to videotape these words to Asuka-san himself." Oda said sorry to Nishino in his heart, and then nodded pretending to understand.