Chapter 69 Harm others and end up harming yourself
After that, Oda also released several photos of the members, including but not limited to Hashimoto who loves spicy food, Ikuta who gets extremely high at night, etc. Of course, Oda also chose a lot of photos in these photos.
Contains little flying birds.
Perhaps because the frequency of Asuka's appearance was too high, Shitara even made a special comment, "Master Oda, are you interested in Asuka-san?", which caused a burst of cheers from the members.
Maybe it's because Oda has a better rhythm with this wave of explosive photos, and the members are not as shy as before, and they have begun to openly complain about themselves or others. Among them, Inoue's tragic fracture experience and Ikuta's greeting incident are very special.
It's interesting. During the process of the members' narration, Shitara and Himura also took this opportunity to teach the members many ways to make the jokes interesting. Regardless of whether others listened to it or not, Oda can be said to have benefited.
A lot.
"So, the last part!" The recording was coming to an end. Shitara asked Oda to make the transition, "Master Oda, please announce the theme!"
"Okay, the next topic is to reveal the quirks of the members around you!" But to Oda's surprise, the monitor did not switch to the screen as she said, but instead turned into a slightly blurry splash screen.
"Is there something wrong?" Oda was full of doubts. He looked up at the Banana Man and the guests, only to find that they looked like old gods were there. Then he turned to look at the members. Most of the members
There doesn't seem to be any difference.
Wait a minute, Mai-yang, why are you snickering?
Just when Oda felt a little strange, Shitara-san spoke again: "Hey, is there something wrong? Nogizaka-chan, how about you report the theme name again?"
The members nodded, unable to hide the smiles on their lips.
"One, two, Oda City revelations are revealed!"
Hearing these words, Oda was stunned. He thought this was a prank on his own initiative, but he didn't expect that he was the one being pranked.
"Hey, Master Oda." Seeing Oda staying there, Shitara teased him with a bad smile, "Didn't Oda City steal your photos, Master Oda? We are going to take revenge now.
Right."
"...Hmm." I have established a character for myself, and I have to carry it out to the end even though I hold back my tears.
"Okay, let's start breaking the news against Oda City!" Shitara's suggestion received excited applause from the members.
I don’t know why, but in the stage of breaking the news, almost no members took the initiative to raise their hands to speak, but in this stage of breaking the news (hai) about Oda, almost all members raised their hands, especially Shiraishi and Ikuta.
, raised his hands so high in excitement that he almost raised his feet.
"First of all, Shiraishi-san." The first person Shitara ordered was Shiraishi, who looked the most excited. Judging from the tacit understanding between the two people's eyes, they probably discussed it before going on stage.
"Well, Koichi, she's a super otaku." Shiraishi said as her and Oda's cell phone chat records appeared on the monitor.
As if he was afraid that Oda was not shameful enough, Shitara pretended to be unable to see clearly and slowly read out the content on the screen: "I'm out to play, Xiaoichi... I'm not going... I'm going to buy cosmetics for you.
La, don’t you want to learn how to put on makeup? If you’re too lazy to go, it’s so comfortable to read under the quilt..."
"Hi, and this was sent at eleven o'clock noon." Shiraishi nodded.
"No, I just like to lie in bed. In fact, I woke up long ago..." came from Oda's quibble.
"Ara ala, Master Oda, why can't I understand what you are talking about?" Shitara raised the familiar evil smile again, "Could it be that, Master Oda, you are..."
"No, Master Oda just said that his experience was very similar to that of Oda City, right." Himura next to him seemed to be trying to save himself, but looking at the way the two of them sang and harmonized, they were definitely cooperating to trick Oda.
He asked, "Does Ikuta have anything to add?"
"I heard before that Xiaoichi didn't seem to go out for a week during the Chinese New Year period." Ikuta's words caused everyone to exclaim. For this group of young girls, it is simply unreasonable to stay away from home for a week.
What's more, Oda does not live with his family but alone.
"This is too awesome. I haven't gone out for a week in a row." This information shocked both Banana and the guests.
I obviously went out! Oda wanted to explain, but due to the character design he gave himself, he couldn't explain in person. At this critical moment, Oda suddenly thought of an idea: "I should return the favor."
It's a good idea.
She pretended to pick up the remote control on the table and put it to her ear, pretending to answer the phone, and pretending to nod. Shitara would not ignore Oda's strange behavior when he saw it, and asked her directly
: "Master Oda, what are you doing?"
"Miss Oda from Nogizaka just called me." Oda grimaced and pointed at the staff in the audience, "STAFF-san put me through." At the same time, Oda prayed to the staff in his heart.
Can match her effect.
The staff in the audience were also of high quality. They didn't panic when Oda brought up the topic, and they calmly made OK gestures.
The members were all staggering with laughter at this mime directed and performed by Oda. Even the guest Watanabe couldn't hold it back. Banana Man is indeed the top comedian in the industry, and he can hold back his laughter and pretend to be funny on such occasions.
He looked convinced: "So, what did Oda-san just say?"
"Oda-san just said that she didn't go out at all during that period, but went out twice to buy food." Oda picked up the remote control again and put it to his ear, pretending to confirm, "Yeah
, I’m sorry, I said it wrong, it was three times.”
"That's a long way." Shitara nodded, "But going out three times a week is pretty cool. Master Oda, can you help me ask what Oda-san usually does at home?" I don't know if you mean it.
Still unintentionally, Shitara specifically added an accent to the two "Oda" characters.
"Wait a moment." Picked up the phone, "Well, I just want to ask Oda-san what you usually do at home? Oh, I understand, okay."
"Probably just reading and studying." After putting down the phone, Oda nodded with an understanding expression, "After all, he is an active junior high school student. It is necessary to study and prepare for entering higher school. It can be said that most of his experience has been invested in
She is studying. But even though this is the case, she also wants to use my words to express her gratitude to the fans who like her. Really, thank you for the support!"
"Master Oda seems to really feel the same way as Oda-san." Shitara started to feel weird.
"Indeed, it is my family after all." Himura also nodded, "Do the members have any other questions for Oda-san? It's usually not easy to ask in person, but now it may be easier to talk through Master Oda as a medium.
"
"Then this week's Nogizaka ends here." As soon as he heard that Himura wanted to separate himself several times, Oda quickly interrupted Himura's words.
"Hey, I'm not finished yet!"
"See you next week! Ah, Zhusang, what did you just say?"
The recording of the series probably ended here. After the recording, Oda immediately apologized to the banana people and guests beside him for his rudeness on the show. However, Himura was not a narrow-minded person and smiled.
He told Oda not to worry about it. After that, Banana Man and Watabe-san also praised Oda’s MC ability. Especially Watabe-san, he and Oda had no contact before. Oda’s various comments during the recording just now
His on-the-spot reaction could be said to be particularly shocking: "The scene where I was on the phone with myself just now is comparable to that of a professional comedian."
After saying goodbye to Bananaman and Watabe-san, Oda touched his heart with his hand while recalling every move he made during the recording. "If there was any hesitation just now, then it must have been a recording accident." Thinking of this, Oda
Tian was a little scared. After all, he still valued this MC opportunity and prepared seriously.
But what she didn't expect even more was what was waiting for her in the lounge.