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Chapter 73 Persecution of Japanese Village 2.0

Just as Oda expected, the management planned to make full use of her "variety show", and made an exception for Oda as the only non-selected member in subsequent series. Because of her ability and popularity, she

Therefore, the other members did not have any opinions on this matter. Instead, they were happy that Oda could have more opportunities to appear on the scene.

By the way, Xiao Asuka doesn't have any objections to Oda exposing many of her photos in the show. According to her logic, Oda showed her own photos in the show = Oda wanted to give herself more room to display.

=Oda is helping himself to increase his popularity. A few days after the series aired, Xiao Asuka came over to express his gratitude. He also specially found a group of people to learn from Oda how to make himself more popular in variety shows.

Many shots - this gave Oda a strange feeling like his fist hitting cotton.

No, I can’t breathe out this (introduction), and I can’t swallow it. Oda decided that at a certain point in the future, he must successfully take revenge on this stupid bird.

"Hey, where does Nogizaka start? I am the host Banana Man." The recording of the new episode began, but what was a bit surprising was that there was only Shitara in the MC seat.

"Although Himura-san came today, I don't really want to include it." Faced with the members' questions, Shitara shook his head and pretended to be thinking, "Didn't you do a trick-or-treating project before? Himura-san that time

He was hurt so badly that even though I tried to coax him, he still refused to be included and said that he was disliked by Nogizaka."

"No, no!" Although Oda shook her head along with the members on the surface to express that she did not mean this, she was silently complaining about Shitara's somewhat exaggerated and typical prank opening speech.

"Then look at his current situation." The monitor immediately showed a picture of Himura. In the picture, Himura supported his head with one hand and lay weakly on the table. Because his face was a little fleshy,

As a result, half of Himura's face was lifted up, making him look like a paralyzed toad.

Seeing Himura's appearance, the members burst into laughter instantly, with many "kawaii" sounds mixed in - although Oda believed that Himura's image could never be described as cute.

Just as Oda expected, Shitara then asked Shiraishi, Matsumura, Takayama and Oda, who had defeated Himura in the plan, to go to the lounge to persuade Himura to come back. The other three people accepted it readily, and only

Oda refused to go.

"Oda-san, didn't you also say bad things about Himura?" Shitara saw Oda's crossed gesture and asked.

"I didn't say anything bad about Himura-san." Oda denied.

"Lying! You must have told me before!"

"No." Sincere eyes.

While the two were engaged in this slightly childish offensive and defensive battle, Shiraishi and the other two people had already arrived backstage. As soon as they entered Himura's lounge, the three of them saw Himura slumped on a chair with a fierce look on his face. Naturally, he

He suppressed his smile and stood in a row behind Himura obediently - although Himura was often criticized in various ways on the show, in reality Himura can be said to be a top-notch comedian.

To the surprise of the three of them, Himura, who was always smiling and good-tempered on weekdays, was now full of anger and was not even willing to look back at them. Although the three of them felt in their hearts that this was Himura's performance for the effect of the show.

came out, but Himura's expression was very lifelike. Shiraishi, the more timid of the three, was already staring at the ground with a solemn expression, looking like he was thinking about something.

"Himura-san, the show has started. If it's convenient, can you come over to host it?" Finally, Matsumura, who was more courageous, spoke.

"Anyway, I won't do it." Himura still didn't turn around, but just tilted his head and looked at the three girls sideways, "I won't do all the work in Nodan."

"Then why are you still here?" Oda complained in his mind.

"Actually, the three of us really like Himura-san." Matsumura seemed to have become the official spokesperson of the trio, while Shiraishi and Takayama just kept nodding.

"You are fooling me, you don't like me at all." In fact, if you look carefully here, you will find that Himura actually has a smile on his face, but the three of them were too nervous to notice it.

"I...I noticed that your hairstyle has changed!" Shiraishi raised his head secretly and said weakly in a trembling voice, as if he wanted to use this method to please Himura.

"Do you really like me?" Himura seemed a little tempted by what he said, "Then prove it and see how much you like me! Let's play the Yamanote Line game with my strengths."

"Who is really angry and will let others play the Yamanote Line game to get advantages?" Seeing the dull expressions of the three people after hearing the conditions, Oda was laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten up. Matsumura also seemed to realize

Seeing that this was part of the series' recording, he couldn't hold back his laughter. Shiraishi next to him had a solemn look on his face, for fear that Matsumura's behavior would offend Himura.

"Matsumura, what are you laughing at?"

"I'm not smiling, pfft."

"No, hurry up and disappear from me!" Himura is indeed a comedian for many years, and his acting skills are extremely superb. The three of them were frightened by Himura's sudden outburst, and walked away from the lounge and back to the studio in small steps.

Hall. Perhaps it was because Himura's acting was so realistic that all three of them were frightened to tears, especially Shiraishi, who complained softly to Matsumura along the way, thinking that Matsumura's attitude really made Himura angry.

"Ah, what should we do?" Shitara looked like he was watching the excitement, "Do you need someone to help you? Oda-san."

"...?" Oda originally wanted to refuse, because she had seen through Himura's performance, and she would have laughed out loud if she had been there in person. But when she turned her head towards the three of them, she was right in front of them.

The look in Shiraishi's eyes, and there seemed to be magic in those pitiful and somewhat red eyes, made Oda have no choice but to agree.

"Let's go in, shall we?" When the four of them came to the door of the lounge, the three except Oda hesitated there, probably because of fear, and did not dare to go in. In the end, Oda reached out and pushed it away.

door, and the three of them seemed to be following

The ducklings behind the mother duck are equally trembling.

"We have seriously reflected on it, let's go back to the studio together." The first person to speak was Shiraishi, who was the most panicked. It could be seen from her expression that she was really panicked.

"Explain to me why you laughed when you saw my face just now." Himura put his fingers on his forehead with his hands intertwined, and you could tell from his tone that he was angry.

"I suddenly met Himura-san's eyes just now. I was a little shocked. It wasn't because I saw Himura-san's face that I smiled." Matsumura Himura explained, but her still smiling face was not convincing at all.

"Then I'll turn around now?"

"Yeah." Matsumura and Shiraishi couldn't hold back their laughter. Takayama held back his smile and waited obediently for Himura to turn around.

So Himura turned around and saw two girls covering their mouths and laughing non-stop.

"Why are you laughing again?" Himura's serious expression frightened Shiraishi again, so her face turned into a strange expression that was half-smiling but shedding tears.

Seeing that Shiraishi and Matsumura were trying to make amends, Oda quickly said: "Himura-san, Mai and the others are complimenting you when they see you smiling!" At the same time, he added an exaggerated expression of sudden realization.

"Hey, Oda, what do you mean?"

"Himura-san, you are a comedian, your job is to make people laugh, isn't it?" Oda began to talk nonsense seriously, "Mai and Sayuri laughed when they saw you because they recognized you very much.

What a job! Pfft.”

"Then why are you laughing, Oda? I didn't do anything funny!"

"No, I'm not laughing."

"You've obviously been laughing and haven't stopped at all."

"Himura-san, we have been professionally trained. No matter how funny it is, we will never laugh unless we can't help it."

The topic was kept getting further and further away from Oda. Himura was so busy complaining about Oda that he almost forgot to get angry. After a short pause, Himura decided to restart the Yamanote Line game.

"The hairstyle is trendy," "the eyes are round," "the nose is super cute"... At first, all four of them could name the so-called advantages of the Japanese village, but as they gradually developed, the words they combined became all kinds of weird."

Forget about the nonsense words such as "white skin" and "good figure", Sha Youlin didn't know what she was thinking, but she actually said "the mole is very big".

Upon hearing this, all the members in the studio fell down laughing, and even Shitara doubled over with laughter.

"Is such a big mole my advantage?" Himura pursed his lips. Although he looked angry in the eyes of the other three, Oda could see that he was suppressing a smile.

"Well, it's very cute." Sha Youlin took a closer look, then praised it with a smile.

"Besides the black mole, I probably have better advantages!"

The audience was silent for a while. Oda didn't want to answer the conversation here because it would make the content more interesting, but she felt her clothes were gently pulled by Shiraishi. When she turned around, Shiraishi was already scared.

Tears welled up in my eyes.

"Himura-san, your mole is actually a big feature of you." Oda decided to continue her nonsense, "The hair and skin of your body are influenced by your parents. You can shave your hair, change your clothes, and even your body shape is different.

It’s easy to change. This is the only mole you’ve had since you were born. Thanks to this mole, it makes you laugh so much. So Himura-san, you are a born comedian!”

"So strong! Oda is so strong!" Shitara watched Oda's serious speech in the studio and couldn't help but sigh. Himura was also stunned by Oda's words and didn't know how to continue.

At this time, the three Matsumura people nearby also hurriedly praised Himura, but Himura did not spare them and prepared to start the second round of the Yamanote Line game. In this round, Oda decided to step forward and become the target of fire.

So when it was Oda's turn, she said something like "It looks very much like Ino-san".

"Hey, Oda, is it like Ino-san is a compliment?" As expected, Himura stopped the game when Oda said those words, and fired at Oda with an angry look.

"Oh, I'm sorry Himura-san. I don't know why, but as soon as I saw your face, I thought of your 'pig-san' joke in the last episode, and I couldn't help but say it." Oda pretended to recall something.

He nodded, "Oh, I shouldn't say Himura-san looks like a pig. But Himura-san's jokes impressed me so much. Himura-san is really an excellent comedian!"

It seems that he was a little forgetful because of the praise. When Himura asked for a new round of Yamanote Line games, he accidentally mentioned Himura's advantages as the advantages of the black mole.

"The skin around the mole is very good" "The face under the mole is very handsome" At first, Shiraishi and Takayama didn't dare to get into trouble, but Matsumura behind them covered his mouth and burst into laughter while saying "Black"

Moles are cute."

"Are my moles really cute?" Himura's smile returned to his face.

"Yeah! Very cute!" Seeing that Himura's mood had recovered, the four of them nodded knowingly.

"Okay, let's go!" Himura also knew that the point of laughter was almost created, so he immediately put on a smile and returned to the studio together.

"Himura-san, it seems that someone didn't come when I called you for the first time." As soon as the five people returned to the studio, Shitara started to stir up trouble.

"My mood has completely recovered...Hey! Oda! What do you mean!" Himura performed a traditional Chinese skill - face changing - in front of the members.

"Because I didn't scold Himura-san." Oda was not afraid at all.

"Hey! I remember you clearly told me to be careful when going out with me, and you also gave Hashimoto various anti-wolf supplies!"

"That is to remind Nanamin that she should pay attention to the people around her." Faced with Himura's loud roar, Oda's face did not change, "Those supplies are not used to guard against Himura-san, but to protect you.

Murasang is a super famous comedian, so Nanamin must protect you from harm." At this point, Oda turned to Hashimoto and said: "Nanamin, don't you think so?"

At this time, Hashimoto was already laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight. Hearing Oda's words, he barely stopped his smile and wanted to answer: "Hahahahaha yes hahahahahahaha."

After receiving a positive reply from Hashimoto, Oda raised his eyebrows at Himura, as if he wanted to tell him that his explanation was approved. (emoticon get)

"As expected of Oda." Shitara smiled and applauded Oda, "If Oda hadn't become an idol, he would probably have been the most efficient salesman in the company."

"Thank you for the compliment." Oda turned around and bowed in the direction of Shitara.

"Hey! Isn't this the part to make me happy? How could it be like this!" Himura was still shouting.

"Who cares about you, Zhu-san!" Shitara opened his ruthless iron mouth.

"Hello!"


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