Jin Yuanbao looked at Li Lvyan in disbelief. The look on Zai Jinhe's face showed that he was obviously right, but this was just taking a pulse, how could it be possible?
"Damn it, dung beetle, you have to be modest in your fabrication. You said someone has a disease, or it's a gynecological disease. How can you say that? And if you say gynecological disease, just gynecological disease. Why did you start talking about it?
You have to stop using your hands when bathing frequently. I wonder if you are sick?"
Wo Gua suppressed the twitching of the corner of his mouth: Sure enough, this handsome boy's biggest enemy is a dog. He always knew that the dung beetle was a dog, but he didn't expect him to be such a dog. Sure enough, compared with himself, he is a real dog.
Let's do this, dung beetle, let's each take a step back. I won't be a human anymore, and you won't be a dog either.
Li Lvyan looked at Zai Jinhe seriously and said, "The girl's pulse is calm, weak and winding. Looking at the girl's face, I know that she is a virgin. Generally, Yunying women will not have gynecological diseases because they are covered by the hymen.
Because, just like the firewall of network software, it can isolate most bacterial intrusions to a certain extent, so even if there is bacterial discord, it will not easily turn into inflammation. However, the girl has bacterial infection and is still a virgin, which means that the girl should usually
I feel guilty of using my hands on my vulva, and I don’t pay much attention to personal hygiene. I would like to ask the girl, do you often wash your socks and underwear together? I suggest you never do this, otherwise even if you don’t have athlete’s foot, the bacteria on your feet will
They will accumulate and cross-depend when washed together, not to mention underwear, which is close-fitting and airtight. Girl, you - Wo Gua, I haven't finished talking yet - oh - I haven't finished talking yet -
"
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In a B&B in Nanjing——
Jin Yuanbao rubbed the bruises on his face and looked at Li Lvyan's face, which was even worse than his own. He said bitterly, "You deserve it. Who told you to say what is there and what is not?"
"Isn't that what you pushed me to say?"
"Then you can't say anything outside. Is this your elective course again?"
Li Lvyan nodded honestly, "When I took surgery, I also took some Chinese medicine and internal medicine. After all, the things of our ancestors are the foundation."
"You deserved to be beaten today!" Jin Yuanbao was throbbing in pain. The dung beetle deserved to be beaten, so why did he get hurt? It's so unlucky. Is it easy for me to pick up girls, but I ended up getting beaten up today?
Jin Yuanbao endured the pain and took two breaths, looked in the mirror for a long time, and finally lay on the bed in frustration.
"Is what you said during the day true?"
Li Lvyan nodded solemnly, "You can't be wrong, she really has gynecological diseases."
"Hey, who told you this, I mean," smiled evilly and made a gesture, "That thing-"
Li Lvyan finally nodded in understanding, "Oh, you mean -" gestured, "That's the thing -" said deeply, "It can't be wrong. She must often wash her socks and underwear together because of the proliferation of candida."
The situation requires some special environment as an introduction, otherwise a virgin would not be able to be infected easily. After all, there is a firewall, and-"
Wo Gua saw that the dung beetle didn't understand anything, so he smashed her and said, "How did you tell that she was a virgin?"
"Pulse check." Weirdly, "Didn't I tell you? I'm taking elective——"
"Yes, yes, I didn't tell you about your elective holy land. I'm asking you," he raised his eyebrows in a humble way. "I can't take a pulse. Naturally, I can't tell if she is a virgin by just touching her. I'm asking you,
Can you tell if she is just by looking at her?"
"Why do you ask?"
"Ask me, just think of it as a way to increase your extracurricular knowledge." Once I know this, I will have the option to pick up girls.
Li Lvyan took it seriously. He just nodded slightly and continued to explain the basis of these judgments.
There are medical books that prove that below a girl’s navel, there is a faint black line that extends to the private parts. For virgins, it is generally not very obvious. This is the so-called mature woman line. If you have had sex, this line will
It gradually deepens. Unlike the virgin line, the color change of the mature woman line is a gradual process, and the judgment criteria are not easy to grasp. It requires continuous practice to accumulate experience, and judgments are often made based on feelings.
But one thing that is certain is that if there is a 15-watt electric light in the room and the mature woman's line can still be clearly identified from 2 meters away, she is definitely not a virgin.
Virgins peeing in the toilet are completely different from non-virgins. They rush into the toilet in a hurry, can't hold it in before they reach the toilet seat, take off their pants in a hurry, and urinate like a fire fighter's high-pressure faucet, spraying on the toilet basin.
, the one who bounced back and made her pants wet is a virgin.
Instead, he walked slowly into the toilet, walked leisurely to the toilet seat, disarmed one by one from the outside to the inside, carefully looked at what was left on his underwear, and then squatted there motionless, lowering his head.
Carefully look at that beautiful arc, and then restore it to its original shape layer by layer from the inside to the outside when the work is done, paying special attention to whether the underwear fits properly and whether the bra has shifted. If there is a mirror in the toilet, you will stay for an extra 30 seconds before walking out~
Waiting for 15 minutes, this is definitely not a virgin.
A virgin's chin near the face and neck often develops a faint blush due to hot weather. It is dotted with white spots and rosy. It is so beautiful that it is called "virgin's halo" in medical books. This is because after more than ten years of growth,
Due to the barrier of the hymen, menstrual blood is discharged in limited amounts from menarche, and the excess blood condenses into the morning sun of early spring, filling the shy cheeks and becoming the scenery of youth.
Another point is the breasts, which is more difficult to grasp, because there are so many kinds of underwear now, and no matter how good the naked eye is, it is impossible to judge. But one thing is that the breasts of virgins grow upright and tend to tremble when walking. The breasts of non-virgins
An obvious feature is that there is an outer arc close to the arm, which is relatively sexy. This is the rebound that occurs after being compressed and evolves into the extension of the breast base.
In addition, virgin eyebrows almost always grow along the direction. After careful observation, it is found that each eyebrow grows from the inside to the outside, and there is no retrograde and oblique growth. This is absolutely correct. Some people say that the thickness of the eyebrows varies.
No, but the difference is very small.
Girls who have had sex once or twice may be prone to misjudgment, but for women who have sex frequently, the accuracy rate is 100% correct. However, nowadays, the skills of eyebrow trimming are very high, and girls’ eyebrows are trimmed out of shape, and some
I just shaved off my eyebrows and repainted them, so I can't tell if there are other reasons.
Most virgin necks are very thin. Excluding those women who are particularly thin, you can generally tell whether the neck parts are even.
After hearing this, Wo Gua said something awesome and whispered, "Can that virgin figure it out?"
Li Lvyan nodded "
This can naturally be seen, whether it is the pulse or facial features, but the most direct point is at the heel."
"Heel?"
"Yes, there is an acupuncture point on the heel. As long as the insider touches the man's heel, he can tell. If it is not an acupuncture point, he can even judge the last time the man had sex based on this acupoint."
"Damn it, are you so awesome?"
Li Luyi waved his hand, "But now the social atmosphere is open, Wo Gua, although everyone loves beauty, they still have to respect themselves and love themselves. Do you think the country promotes monogamy to protect women? No, this
It's to protect the man. You really want to marry the concubine of the fourth house. If nothing else, it's just that your energy can't keep up."
There are no fields that have been plowed, only cows that have died from exhaustion.
The two of them talked nonsense and fell asleep in the blink of an eye. Even Jin Yuanbao's previous plan to go to the Nanjing Museum to borrow Yue King Goujian's sword to cut vegetables was temporarily canceled because of this episode.
There was a "click", like the sound of some metal falling to the ground, followed by the sound of a gentle push of the door, a faint "squeak", and the footsteps on the carpet, but it didn't make any accent at all, but immediately after that, there was "
There was a "dinging" sound, as if someone had kicked over a fire extinguisher.
"Case-Case-"
In the hazy night, Li Lvyan always felt as if someone was digging into his pocket. He usually slept relatively lightly, but now that he was woken up vaguely, he felt that he was sleepwalking. When he opened his eyes,
I was ready to see what happened, but I saw a man wearing a hood in the darkness groping around on my chest, seemingly looking for something. When their eyes met, the man was stunned for a brief moment, as if he didn't expect that he had already
Throwing a can of sleeping gas into the room, Li Green Ant was able to wake up, turn around and run away.
The man in black was about 160 centimeters tall, with a thin body and no chest, but the frame looked like a woman. Li Lvyan kicked Jin Yuanbao away and said, "Wogua, wake up quickly, there is a thief!!"
"Ah? Thief? Thief? Who wants to steal from me?"
The man was wearing a beige uniform of a hotel cleaning staff. He quickly opened the door, turned around and disappeared. Li Lvyan hurriedly put on his shoes, picked up his coat and ran out.
"Stop! Stop! Who are you?!"
The thief went around several corridors and happened to meet a cleaner coming down from the elevator. Seeing that Li Lvyan was still 50 meters away from him, he resolutely pressed the button for the first floor. When Li Lvyan arrived in a hurry, the elevator was already there.
With the light shining, I went down from the 5th floor.
Take the stairs, take the stairs!
Li Lvyan hurriedly pushed open the emergency exit door, went downstairs, turned around and left. When he finally reached the first floor in a hurry, luckily the elevator just caught up. Li Lvyan
He picked up a mop next to him and held it upright in his hand, waiting in front of the elevator. However, the elevator opened with a ding, and what came out was a middle-aged fat man in a suit and 180cm tall?!
??
Where are people?
Li Lvyan grabbed the mop stick and got into the elevator to take a look. The elevator was boxy. Where could anyone hide? He couldn't help but wonder, but at this time, Wo Gua also climbed down from the fifth floor. He was so tired.
Not lightly, he put his elbows on his knees and said, "Holy shit, did you catch anyone?"
Li Lvyan searched around, desperately echoing in his mind, connecting all the clues, and suddenly looked shocked, "Wo Gua, look at the stairs, she will definitely escape from the escape stairs-"
Before she finished speaking, a person in beige uniform, wearing a hat and scarf abnormally hurried down from the second floor, looking strange, but Li Lvyan just stopped and just stared at her, her expression became even more hurried, Li Lvyan immediately shouted
"Catch her, she is the thief!"
When the man saw that his disguise was exposed, he ran away quickly and disappeared in an instant.
It was dark on the road. There were few vehicles or people around. Only three people, one in front and one behind, staged a life-threatening pursuit. This was the road along the Qinhuai River. All around were built cultural and souvenir shops, and most of them were closed at the moment.
"Hey, dung beetle, why did you know he would come down the escape stairs?"
"The elevator came down from the fifth floor, and I chased her down the escape stairs. I was already ahead of her, but there was no sign of her inside, so she didn't leave first, but stopped on another floor. In this case
, she would definitely not be on the fourth or third floor, which is so far away from the ground. She would be facing a search on a floor where she could not escape, waiting for arrest. According to the psychological characteristics of the criminal, she would definitely stop on the second floor in a hurry.
, that is, it is closest to the exit, but cannot be exposed to the exit, so I guess it is on the second floor."
The uniformed thief in front ran very fast, but fortunately the two of them were not slow: I don’t know what this person was doing secretly in his room. It was extremely difficult for Wogua to get up just now. He must have used some kind of hypnotic drug or something like that.
Gas, although he didn't know why he was fine, this person could easily pick off the anti-theft lock, and his wallet and so on were all there. It was not for money, but for something else.
Why come?
He and Wo Gua only had a few possessions, so what else could they steal?
Wogua kept asking in his ear for a long time. This was also a question that Li Lvyan urgently needed to know. He couldn't answer him, so he could only focus on tracking the enemy. However, when the thief turned into an alley, he suddenly disappeared.
For some reason, Li Lvyan always felt that he had seen the thief's back somewhere.
"Huhu——"
Li Lvyan held his knees, looked around, and gasped violently, "Where did he go? He obviously came in?"
Wo Gua was also having a hard time, holding one hand in front of his forehead as if looking at a monkey, "Yeah, where did he go?" He raised his head and looked sideways at Li Lvyan, "Tell me, what can we steal?
That thief came in and didn't steal money, but he ruined such a big battle, what is he looking for?"
Li Lvyan rested for a while and wandered around. It was dark all around, with only a few scattered street lights. He couldn't answer Jin Yuanbao's question because he didn't know the question either.
"Let's go, it seems that the thief has gone away a long time ago."
After hearing this, Jin Yuanbao had no choice but to go back with Li Lvyan first. After taking a few steps, he started to make whimsical guesses, "Tell me, could he be attracted by Marshal Ben's beauty and not steal money or treasures?"
Just steal my night-light pearl? Isn’t this what you scholars call stealing fragrance and jade?”
Seeing the lewd smile of Wo Gua, Li Lvyan darkened his face and said, "Those Thieves, Chu Liuxiang and others are stealing fragrances and jade."
The object of my love is, after all, a woman. Regardless of what the woman looks like, I have never heard in history that robbery is a man’s sexual desire. Wo Gua, I’d better watch less of those romantic action movies set in the middle of the night.”
"No, no, no, since Chu Liuxiang steals fragrance and jade, there must be a female version of a flower picker who specializes in picking my delicate rose. I think my guess is very reasonable, otherwise why didn't I steal anything?
, specifically to spy on this charming skin of this handsome man? Oh, I am so damn seductive, leading people to commit such a heinous crime. This is my fault. If beauty is also a sin, then this handsome man will at least be punished.
Locked up for ten thousand years."
…………
"Wogua, listen to me, paranoia is an extremely -"
"I really can't listen anymore!"
Before Li Lvyan finished speaking, a cold female voice appeared behind the two of them, "Pang——" He knocked Jin Yuanbao and Li Lvyan out one by one at the same time, and Li Lvyan and Jin Yuanbao fell softly.
On the ground, in the darkness, the uniformed thief threw his hood on the ground and let out a soft "hum". He seemed not to be satisfied with his current situation. He turned around, pulled up their feet, held one in each hand, and headed towards the abandoned building not far away.
Tow it to the factory.
"Wow--"
Two basins of water were poured on the faces of Li Lvyan and Jin Yuanbao. Li Lvyan quickly woke up, and Jin Yuanbao screamed, smashing his mouth, as if he still had more to say, "crash", another basin of water fell on his face.
, coupled with a slap, Jin Yuanbao suddenly jumped up like a frightened camel, but found that he could not jump up.
"what happened?"
Jin Yuanbao turned his head and found that his hand was tied to a piece of wood embedded in the mud. There were many such pieces of wood around. The purpose of these pieces of wood embedded in the mud seemed to be to build a shed. But both hands
The feet and head were still free. Li Lvyan was looking around and found that this place seemed to be an abandoned factory. It was originally supposed to be a processing workshop for manufacturing certain parts.
Not far from me, water was still dripping from the edges of two buckets. Apparently the person who splashed water here had not left for long. From the outside, there was a huge iron door blocking the way, and the sunlight filtered through the cracks in the door.
It was drilled out, making the place bright even though it was not extremely bright.
Its daybreak.
"What the hell? Why is this commander here?"
Jin Yuanbao asked, and Li Lvyan also wanted to know, but based on the evidence, he said, "It is estimated that the thief never left there. When we turned around, he knocked us unconscious and brought us back."
It's just strange that the thief looked so thin and weak that he just let it go. How did he transport the two to three hundred kilograms of Jin Yuanbao's meat? If he drove an excavator to move Wugua here at night, wouldn't there be no noise?
Alert others? Is this thief a graduate of Lan Xiang?
While the two were discussing escape strategies, the door was kicked open with a bang, and a man with a hood walked in. This man was wearing a beige uniform: Is it him?!
"What are you going to do?!"
When Jin Yuanbao saw the thief, he became furious and said, "Tell me, what on earth are you going to do? We brothers want money and our lives. Just give up. I won't let you succeed!"
…
Li Lvyan was about to cry but had no tears: I am not ready to hand over my life yet.
The thief looked at the two of them funny and said, "Shut up! If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will pull out your tongue!"
It's a woman's voice.
Jin Yuanbao shut up with a "hum". The woman slowly walked to Li Lvyan and looked at Li Lvyan carefully. She seemed to hate him, but she still cast her eyes on Jin Yuanbao next to him.
"Where is the thing?"
"What? I don't know!"
"Where is the thing? I'll ask again!"
"I have no idea!"
The woman gently approached Jin Yuanbao and whispered in his ear, "Let me ask you again, where is the thing?"
"Oh, don't say it doesn't exist. Even if it exists, I will never leave it to a little bitch like you!"
"Pang--" A gunshot suddenly rang out between Wo Gua's feet. Wo Gua jumped in fright and howled loudly, "I said, I said, but I don't know what you are looking for.
What should I say?"
"Pang -" Another gunshot fell between Wo Gua's legs and hit the pillar. It was obvious that the woman had done it deliberately.
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhssssings-things are not here with me, all our stuff is on the dung beetle’s body, if you ask him for it, it’s not here with me!”
"I'm looking for a key. I know that key is in your hands now. I want to see it now."
Wo Gua was very angry. He had been humiliated by the little girl in front of him several times. He couldn't stand the "key" anymore. Bah, I can't change my name but not my surname. Qiqihar gold ingot is the same. A lock can only be matched with one key.
, how can you match two of them? Although I don’t know what your purpose is for taking the key, I can tell you from Shijiazhuang Langli Baitiao, let alone the key, it’s just medicine dregs and there’s no way!!”
"Pong——" The woman had no expression on her face, and fired again. This blow flew straight past Wo Gua's forehead, and Wo Gua was so frightened that her legs became weak.
"Ah ah ah, I said, I said, the key is in our hands. The black glasses were given to the dung beetle. The box we asked to open has always been in the dung beetle's hand."
"Where are the black glasses you mentioned now?"
Jin Yuanbao twitched and said, "This - I'm not sure."
"Pong——"
"I said, I said, the black glasses disappeared after returning from Penglai last time. They disappeared together with Luan Jingjing. I don't know where he went. Hero, spare your life, hero, spare your life. I promise that what I said is true.
,Hero, please spare your life!!!”
Who is the peak at the end of the fairy road? When I see the nest of melons, the road becomes empty.
One year ago today——
"Even if I, Jin Yuanbao, starve to death, die outside, or jump from here, I will never reveal the secret information of our party. Don't worry, team leader, others don't know. Don't you know that I, Jin Yuanbao, am a man of iron bones?"
Zhengzheng, indomitable!"
Even if my gold ingot is suffering from hunger, even if it is to die in the wild, facing an unpredictable abyss, it will never betray the party and the country. Suddenly he pointed his finger at everyone, everyone was shocked and quickly retreated. The melon saw it and laughed.
He looked up to the sky and screamed, saying: I will not bow down for five buckets of rice, and I will not eat such small grains as you do!
Not long after, Wo Gua looked around and said with a smile: "It smells really good."
Seeing this scene, Li Lvyan thought of the poem he had written for Jin Yuanbao. It was a poem that he thought had seven rhymes, but he didn't expect that it was later overpowered by Jin Yuanbao's momentum and slowly evolved into thousands of rhymes.