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Chapter 9 Golden Drums and Iron-backed Ants

The most ferocious criminals have refused to go to all the banks and treasuries in the world, but they have come to this landless Lop Nur to make life difficult for them. They have to work so hard to make themselves uncomfortable and spend huge sums of money.

I bought cigarettes and pokers just to burn Wo Gua's butt.

If this thing that could have wiped out the prehistoric dinosaurs could happen to Wo Gua, and at the same time it could be so precise that it happened to be burned on the one-third of an acre of land where Wo Gua's butt was squatting, well, then there can only be one reasonable explanation: it's all

I blame those scientists for inventing hybrid rice so early and feeding Wo Gua too much.

But I'm afraid those scientists don't know that hybrid rice will still have this miraculous use decades later, otherwise they will regret it.

If people eat too much hybrid rice, they will feel full. Once they feel full, then——

Wo Gua's imagination has always been so old that it always knows the way.

"Let's go! If you keep complaining, we won't be able to reach Gaotan before dark. Don't talk about your butt, I'll even pull out your intestines and tie a bow!" Jing Qiongshuang fiercely pointed at Wo Gua, who trembled in fright.

: Damn it, Tigress, that’s not right. I seem to have heard this somewhere. Who said it?

Before she could react, Jing Qiongshuang kicked her again, causing Wogua to crawl forward without even daring to look back. She could not help but curse in a low voice, "I am the handsomest man in Kazakhstan."

This handsome boy actually has to be treated like this here today——"

"What are you mumbling in front of?"

"I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything." Wo Gua shrank his head and looked back with a smile. The desert animal didn't look back. Li Green Ant looked at it funny. "Wo Gua, didn't you say you were from Loess Plateau before?

?Why does the location change anytime and anywhere?"

"What do you know? We people in Hohhot are the most cosmopolitan in the world. Hey - if only I had money earlier, I wouldn't have to suffer this sin? I really don't know when I will meet a girl.

, let her mother spend two million to ask me to leave her girl, and then I will find a rich woman. If I don’t want to work hard for the rest of my life, then-"

Wo Gua was daydreaming in front, and his speed slowed down a lot. Jing Qiongshuang, who had been walking forward, suddenly paused and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It seems like I stepped on something and it broke?"

"The ancient Loulan Kingdom was all discovered in Lop Nur, maybe some valuable porcelain."

"money?"

In the past, there was no rouge, and girls' faces were only red for their sweethearts. In the past, Wo Gua had no money, and his saliva only flowed for girls. When the flower girl smiled at him, he even thought about where his ancestral graves would be buried. Now times have changed.

, the situation was different, he stepped on an antique, and Wo Gua had already planned how many wives he would marry with it.

Wo Gua's eyes lit up and he suddenly jumped three feet high. Jing Qiong Shuang pulled out his foot and saw a strange-looking reptile on his foot, looking at the people with wide eyes.

"An ant?" Jing Qiongshuang murmured to herself, and the three of them got closer to observe the ant carefully: To be honest, the conditions in the desert are difficult, and many species have difficulty surviving. For example, reptiles must

Either they have rough skin and thick flesh, they have been eaten by other insect eaters, or they have been cooked by the sand. Most of the ants seen outside cannot live in the desert, but there are also a few special ants.

, adapted to the special environment in the desert during the long-term evolution process, and therefore survived.

The ant climbed down from Jing Qiongshuang's shoes and stood on the sand, looking at the three new species with open eyes and curiosity: I don't come out often, are there animals like this in the desert?

But I saw that the ant was very big. Its body was as big as an adult's thumb. It was completely transparent and glowed with the light of agate-like ruby. It had six legs and two legs, and its back was slightly golden. Because its body was transparent, it seemed that the body could still be seen.

The internal bones, the two black eyes on the head are completely protruding, and the tentacles are swinging back and forth from time to time, and I don't know what they are thinking.

"What the fuck? Is it a little cute?" Jin Yuanbao blinked and laughed. Indeed, this ant looks very strange, not to mention its size, it is quite beautiful, like a handicraft carved from agate.

It also looked like it was polished with red jade. It was exquisitely carved and smooth. Jin Yuanbao couldn't help but want to touch it with his hands. Li Lvyan said softly, "Be careful, the more beautiful things are often poisonous."

When Jin Yuanbao heard this, his hands trembled in fear, "No wonder, Zhang Wuji's mother also told him not to trust women, especially beautiful women. The more beautiful a woman is, the more likely she is to lie. No wonder."

"Do you believe the ugly one lied to you?"

Jing Qiongshuang complained, tore off a piece of scarf, and prepared to wrap the ant to take a closer look. The ant was not afraid of strangers, but just shook its head from side to side, as if judging something. It was really cute. If it is poisonous, use a thick cloth.

Wrapping it can also be avoided.

The closer the ant Jing Qiongshuang got, the more her hands trembled. Li Lvyan asked strangely, and Jing Qiongshuang was a little unsure, "I don't know. Why do I feel that this ant seems to be a small stove?"

"Impossible!" Wo Gua patted the sand and shouted to the two of them. He stood in front of the ant. Looking at it from the front, the ant looked even more exquisite. He couldn't help but rub his hands: Such a beautiful ant, really.

Some people believe that it is a jade carving. Most likely, I won’t catch anything good in the desert this time. Let’s take the ant away first, then pack it up and make a specimen. Then go outside and say it is an ancient relic.

Things can be sold for hundreds of dollars no matter what. Hey hey hey, little ant, don’t move, the most classy handsome guy from Qiqihar is here.

Jin Yuanbao smiled evilly and stretched out his claws to approach the ant. The ant did not dodge or dodge, allowing the large creature in front of him to catch him. However, when Wo Gua's hand touched the ant, the expression on his face suddenly turned ferocious.

Zhang Fei's screams filled the entire desert.

"Dear mother—fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck—"

Wo Gua burst into tears and ran wildly. His fingers were instantly hot and red. He hid behind Li Green Ant and pointed at the ant, "This, this, this, this - this ant knows the Nine Yang Magic Skill!!"

"What power?"

Wo Gua blew on his burned fingers: He hadn't even had time to touch it, but he was already highly burned just by getting close to it. If he really touched it——

That picture is beautiful no matter how you think about it.

Wo Gua's tears were so blurred now that he felt bad all over. He pointed at the ant and shivered with fear: "Sure enough, good-looking women can lie to others. Now even reptiles are like this. I'm really pissed off."

Jing Qiongshuang cautiously approached the ant with her fingers. She felt a strange high temperature at a long distance from it, and her heart suddenly shivered. "He is right, this ant is a bit strange."

Li Green Ant investigated carefully and found that the ant's body temperature actually reached an extremely rare level of more than 200 degrees.

How is this possible?

Wogua suddenly trembled and thought of something. He took off his pants and raised his buttocks to face the two of them. Jing Qiongshuang suddenly said "Huh", looked at the white flesh, turned his head away, Li Lvyan Gritting his teeth, "Wo Gua, it was your hands that were burned, not your head, and it also vaporized under high temperatures. Even if there was water in your brain, it would have turned into mist and flowed out from your seven orifices. What are you doing?"

Wo Gua turned his head and waved his hands quickly, "No, no, I just said that I was burned by cigarette pokers in the desert. You didn't believe it. Now I take off my pants and you look at it. Is it an ant? And with this Two ants have exactly the same shape?"

Having said that——

Li Lvyan actually took a look at Wo Gua's buttocks, but when he saw that Wo Gua's buttocks were 28.344 square centimeters, he saw a swollen burn. Although it wasn't very clear, it was clearly visible. Traces of ants.

Damn it? Is there really such a thing in the world?

There are wolves, tigers and leopards, and swallows while flying. The sun rises above the sky and the earth below, and ants lie down on the ground. Cockroaches and wasps crawl into holes to hunt worms. There are holes in door panels every day, and pits become pits every day on the flat ground. Think of the past. , Eight times a night without a break, I peeed with my hands today. I remember back then, when I was so heroic, I could pee three feet in the wind. Now, I am possessed by evil spirits, and I pee hard with the wind. I think back then, I didn’t have to take a break eight times a night. .?Nowadays, there is no way to say, just pinch it with your hands once every three months.

In the legendary "Sea of ​​Death" Lop Nur Desert, Wo Gua is holding a bare buttocks, touching his butt with a sad face, and a man and a woman next to him are pointing at his butt. From this point of view, it seems that He has achieved the most important thing for tomb robbers: no matter what, he cannot be seen as a tomb robber. Others are doing it deliberately, but Jin Yuanbao has always shown his true feelings. From this aspect alone, Jin Yuanbao is already ahead. It has made up a large number of tomb robbers in the world.

"Hey, I said, something burned me. You have to believe it. You have to wait for me to make the same mistake again before you are willing to believe me. Now, just admit that I am the most handsome guy in Kazakhstan." "

The ant seemed to know nothing and just looked at the three people with open eyes. Li Green Ant rubbed his eye sockets and said, "Even if you were really burned, it can't be said that someone did it on purpose. From the Songhua River to There is someone in Shijiazhuang who hates you so much that he cultivated a new species and lurked here for several months, just to seize the opportunity and burn you the moment your butt lands on the ground? Who can eat so much?"

"It's Heilongjiang! Heilongjiang!"

"No matter what the river is, there is no conspiracy here, so don't think too much about it. But this ant is unusual and it didn't bother us. We'd better take a detour and stay away from it."

"You didn't offend us? Even though I have a big scar on my head, I am the most handsome guy in Kyrgyzstan. How can I not fight back even if I get burned by someone in a conspiracy?"

"Then what do you want?" Jing Qiongshuang raised her arms and smiled as if she was watching a good show.

"How's it going? Hum hum, how's that-" Wo Gua put on his clothes, walked around the ant twice, and laughed lewdly, "I'll cook it first, and then throw it back into the desert. It's just like a conch. , throw the cooked conch shell into the sea, and the conch meat inside is cooked. Isn’t this conch shell a haunted house? Which conch dares to live in it? "

Wo Gua's knowledge of finding the dragon's pulse and determining pulses by inferences was something he had often thought about, but unfortunately he didn't use it on the right point. Li Luyi took his hand and said, "It doesn't matter whether you cook it or not. The problem is, Wo Gua, what do you want?"

You know, under normal atmospheric pressure, the boiling point of water is 100 degrees Celsius. If you throw this ant into boiling water with a body temperature of 200 degrees, it will be like taking a cold bath with your butt exposed. If it is not cooked, you must be."

Jing Qiongshuang said "Hey", "As the saying goes, a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. Aren't you okay? This ant is not as big as your fingernail. How can you be so cruel?"

Having said this, if Wo Gua is still entangled, then he is not worthy of it.

Have you become the most handsome guy in Pakistan? He hummed and put his backpack on his back. The three of them ignored the ants and were about to turn back when they saw countless reptiles on the hillside that looked exactly like the ant they met under their feet.

They climbed all over the hillside and blocked the path of the three of them with eager eyes. They almost scared Wo Gua into having a myocardial infarction.

"Damn it, I beat the younger one, and the old calf protector came to take revenge. I didn't even touch him just now. Why are you here to seek revenge now?"

"Fortunately you didn't touch it. If you had, you would be dead by now."

Li Lvyan looked at the ants all over the hillside with a complicated expression, as if he was in a mountain of fire. He was sweating hot and cold at the same time. He kept wiping his sweat and shivering. "I finally know how Black Glasses and the others died. They must have died."

They were eaten by these ants, damn ants!”

"Ants will not attack humans easily." Li Green Ant blocked it.

"Then do you think this man over the mountains and plains is inviting you to drink tea? Or is he here to welcome the bride?"

Jing Qiongshuang looked at Li Lvyan. Although Li Lvyan was not completely sure, he still had an intuition that the number and strength of ants that could turn living people into bones in a short period of time could indeed reach this level.

request, but it shouldn’t be the things you see in front of you, so why? There are so many ants here——

Suddenly, a smaller ant climbed up the body of the largest ant, tilted its head to investigate the three people in front of it, and the silk spun from its mouth was still connected to the ant's body. Li Green Ant's pupils suddenly flashed.

Shrink "I know what these things are."

"What is it?"

"It's a yellow ant."

Yellow ant is a kind of ant in the phylum Arthropoda, Formicidae and genus Weaver. It is also known as yellow ant and red tree ant. It is widely distributed in southern my country. Yellow ant will use the larvae to spin silk to roll up fresh leaves to build buildings. Yellow ants inhabit in "ant packs", and large colonies of yellow ants generally have multiple secondary nests. Yellow ants are ferocious in nature and are good at preying on various insects, so they are often used for biological control in agricultural production.

"Because of its unique appearance, this yellow ant is also known as the 'Golden Drum Iron-backed Ant' in the desert." This name is indeed very vivid and fits its temperament.

Jin Yuanbao probed, "Then I heard about army ants, bulldog ants, red imported fire ants, bullet ants...etc. in the desert, which one is more powerful?"

"Yellow ants, because they can spray a unique form of formic acid. This formic acid is aggravated by other ants, causing them to hallucinate and kill each other."

"Isn't this just a mirage?"

"Yes, and no." Li Green Ant thought for a while: Logically speaking, these yellow ants are the same as snakes. If others don't offend me, I won't offend others. Why are such a large group surrounding me? He looked sideways.

Wo Gua: Could it be that Wo Gua’s ass killed a few more of them?

It's possible that even two compasses can be damaged by sitting on them. Is there anything else that can't be damaged by sitting on a nest?

Just before Li Green Ant came up with a complete plan, those yellow ants suddenly swarmed around the nest, forming a mountain of ants and a sea of ​​ants, which made the nest tremble and almost sit down again.

, and almost crushed a few more ants to death, Wo Gua cried sadly, "Why am I carrying it like this?"

Those yellow ants surrounded the nest of melon. When the nest of melon came into close contact with the yellow ants, the high temperature directly scalded the nest of melon into a charcoal-roasted suckling pig. The exposed skin turned red, and my face was so hot that I was scared out of my mind.

.

"The mountain eagle calls to the groundworm, the mountain eagle calls to the South American rat, save me, save me!"

Wo Gua was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat, and Li Green Ant was also very anxious: Why on earth? The yellow ants only surrounded Wo Gua, but turned a blind eye to themselves and Jing Qiong Shuang? But Jing Qiong Shuang was also very strange, at such a juncture

, actually neither escaping nor running away, and also looked anxious, obviously hoping that Jin Yuanbao could escape. Li Lvyan had always thought that Jing Qiongshuang and Jin Yuanbao were mortal enemies, so he always disliked him, and they started fighting when they met.

, who knows that doesn’t seem to be the case now?

"These yellow ants have lived underground for a long time, and are usually born with magma. They are extremely hot and resistant to high temperatures. Their living environment is mostly dark. For some reason, they suddenly emerged from the ground and stared at their nests.

If the melons are left alone, if a high-power lighting suddenly comes here, it will immediately attract the attention of those yellow ants, and the melon nests may be safe."

But not now.

Jing Qiongshuang's heart sank. She took out the camera from her backpack and adjusted the lens of the camera: Yes, the camera's flash can achieve the effect of cold fireworks to a certain extent. This time, since we are in the desert, cold fireworks are of no use.

, so I was not prepared, and the thing was not stable. If you want to buy good quality cold fireworks, you have to go to a processing factory to order them, and ordinary people can't get them.

Jing Qiongshuang resolutely approached the yellow ants and took a photo of them with her camera. Sure enough, the strong light flickered and attracted the attention of most of the yellow ants.

"Wogua, why are you still standing there? Let's go!"

Wo Gua was obviously frightened. Li Green Ants stepped forward to catch him and walked to the high beach. Strangely enough, some of the remaining yellow ants who had not been attacked also wanted to chase Wo Gua.

He came, but for some reason, he stopped on the hillside more than ten meters away from the high beach and patrolled. He didn't dare to take a step closer. It seemed that there was something on the high beach that was bigger than them.

Terrible and enough to make the entire family fearful.


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