Li Lvyan, who was stunned by Wo Gua's performance just now, said: What? When did this Wo Gua practice ballet? But after a brief period of shock, Wo Gua and he finally completed the difficult journey of one hundred and fifty thousand miles.
On the way, we met in northern Shaanxi smoothly. He quickly kicked off his legs and feet, pulled up the giant bluestone door with both hands, put down the rope, and pulled it down lower and lower. It was about to hit the bottom of the door. It was like pulling out a carrot.
He put the ends on the carvings on the giant door and used his strength to pull him up.
Wiping his sweat, Wo Gua grabbed the giant bluestone door and climbed onto the stone door. He sat on the edge and shook his legs. When he saw Li Lvyan looking at him in surprise, he twisted his head and said triumphantly, "
How about it, you didn’t realize that I still have this unique skill, did you?” He rubbed his thighs again, “It’s just a bit of a stretch in the crotch and pain in the balls, nothing else, I still have some leg cramps, let me rest.”
This huge bluestone door is more than five meters high and fits perfectly, but it is clearly visible that it is two doors. Based on the direction of rotation of the dust on the door, Li Lvyan speculated that it is the door that opens inwards. There are auspicious carvings on each door.
The dragon pattern indicates the place where princes and nobles are buried.
At this moment, we finally arrived here, and it was considered that we had saved our lives. Both Wogua and Li Lvyan lay on their backs and rested for a long time. They looked sideways at Li Lvyan: "Corporal Grasshopper, it was a critical moment just now. Fortunately, you have traveled thousands of miles alone.
On behalf of the people of the whole country, I send you a congratulatory message."
Li Green Ant rested his chin and looked at the restless group of carrion corpses below. The group of carrion corpses were very sad that the meat in their mouths had once again been reduced, but at this moment, it was also a place where these two living creatures could not avoid.
Indeed, looking at this place, it is indeed the last place to stay in this huge stalactite cave. If the two of them really can't think of a way to solve the current predicament here, they may really be buried here.
"Don't be so pessimistic. Why don't you just open the door?"
"What can you do?"
"Ahem."
Wo Gua looked serious, stood on top of the stone gate, suddenly struck a pose, and shouted "Open sesame!"
"Buzz buzz-"
Except for the group of rotting corpses gathering below, there was no extra movement. Wo Gua scratched his head, "It seems that the riddle is not sesame, maybe it is watermelon, open the door for watermelon!"
"Not watermelon? Could it be soybean sprouts..."
Li Luyi looked down at the giant folding bluestone door attentively. If his prediction was correct, what was hidden inside the giant bluestone door must be——
Then he looked at the unsightly red rope that had just slid down and was almost ruined by the two people. It was twisted and listless in front of him. There were several ropes cut by Wo Gua hanging on the ground, and some rotten people had tripped over.
Corpses, those rotting corpses are like kneaded from tofu. Once you trip and get stepped on by the corpses squeezing them, you will never be able to stand up again.
The bell talisman hanging on the red rope has not moved at all from the beginning to now, so it is impossible to detect the function of these bell talismans.
Sighing, these are not the most important, what is important is how to get in. Now we are really at the end of our rope. If we can't find a way to get in, although it is safe here, the two of them will eventually die of hunger and dehydration.
Wo Gua was a monk who struck the clock all day, looking around in boredom. Suddenly his eyes lit up, and he looked at a golden lump that seemed to have fallen intentionally or unintentionally not far from the giant bluestone door.
"Hey, old man, what do you think that is?"
Li Lvyan squinted his eyes and saw that the golden nugget shone under the radiance of the luminous pearl, and could also be refracted, as if it were a carved jade seal, and his heart immediately surged.
"It looks like a piece of jade seal, Wogua, hurry up and find a way to get it. Maybe that's how we can enter this giant bluestone door!"
As soon as Wo Gua saw what was probably the legendary jade seal used for sealing, every hair on his nose exhaled endless heat, and he suddenly looked nervous. He was even more excited than when he was almost bitten by those rotten corpses.
I saw Wo Gua rubbing his hands, and he was about to jump from here. Li Lvyi quickly grabbed him, "This place is so high from the ground. Even if you jump down, you will definitely get a concussion even if you don't get eaten by the carrion. Could it be that you
Do you think I can still use Pascal's principle here to treat your concussion?"
Wo Gua felt really itchy and unbearable, so he tentatively stretched out a leg. Li Lvyi wanted to go up and try to dissuade him, but when he saw that Wo Gua was cautious, lest he would be frightened if he shouted at him, he immediately rolled down, and immediately took out a rope to wrap around Wo Gua's legs.
One arm, the other end hangs on the dragon head carved on the top of the giant door.
But when I saw that Wo Gua was short and fat, his extended leg was not necessarily very long, but he looked cautious. Because of his tight body, he looked like a wholesale stuffed sausage that was about to be bagged and sent away in a container.
Every piece of fat was bulging out, because the scene at this time also showed the figure of Wo Gua to the fullest. Li Lvyi now also understood why he called Wo Gua "Wo Gua". He didn't object at all. It turned out that
It is the foreknowledge of having a high-level position.
But I saw the rotting corpses gathered in front of the giant bluestone door, and the golden lump was as cold as a stone. The corpses walked around without paying attention at all, so the golden lump simply fell on the door of the giant bluestone door.
The first 5 to 60 centimeters will take some effort, but it will definitely go down.
When Wo Gua realized that he would reach a dangerous zone if he went further down, his heart could not help but tremble as he prepared to go down. Suddenly, Li Lvyi said to Wo Gua, "Wo Gua, come up quickly, I have thought of a way!"
Wo Gua turned his body upside down with a golden hook hanging upside down. Li Luyi took out the Flying Tiger Claw from his backpack and tied the tail end with a rope. "The jade seal is uneven. Although you may not be able to succeed with this Flying Tiger Claw even once, but
It's better to take a long time than to be in such danger just now."
Seeing this, Wo Gua could only agree: Just now the grasshopper came down
The soldier is not allowed to take those luminous pearls by himself, but now he wants to take the jade seal. Could it be that Corporal Grasshopper's vision is too high and he can't see ordinary burial objects, so he hates iron for not being able to make steel when he takes the luminous pearls? That's right, as the commander,
How could you lose face in front of a corporal? Yes, it must be like this. As the saying goes, "If a soldier is cowardly, he will be cowarded by a whole bunch of others." I couldn't let Corporal Grasshopper look down on me!
At this time, Wo Gua was concentrating on fishing for the Jade Seal with the Flying Tiger Claw. If he knew that because he was trying to stop him in Wo Gua by taking the Luminous Pearl but did not reveal the underlying reason, Wo Gua had such a big misunderstanding, he would definitely vomit three liters of blood.
"clang!"
After the flying tiger's claws made countless sounds, they finally caught the jade seal. Wogua and Li Lvyi looked happy at the same time, and were about to pull it up. When they were halfway pulling, they suddenly caught the arm of a carrion walking by.
The clothes, the rotten corpse "cracked" and turned its head as if biting. Seeing the rotten corpse's disgusting appearance, Wogua waved his hands aside, "throw it away quickly!"
Li Green Ant shook his head, "I finally caught the jade seal. If I throw it away now, I don't know when I can catch it again. Although this carrion is difficult to deal with, there is only one now and it is not heavy. When I pulled him up,
You wait for the opportunity and as soon as he comes within your reach, give him a shovel and see how he moves!"
Wo Gua quickly took out the Luoyang shovel and lay down on the stone. Li Green Ant carefully pulled up the jade seal and the corpse together.
Because the rotting corpse is a corpse that has been weathered for many years, the water and fat have been almost weathered, and it is only a few dozen kilograms. The Li green ants can pull it by themselves. When they get close to the boulder, the rotting corpse really smells alive.
The human aura immediately rushed towards the two of them with open teeth and claws.
"Bah!"
Wo Gua, who had been waiting on the side for a long time, exploded the head of the rotting corpse with a shovel, but the thick green slurry immediately splashed everywhere, covering the face of the nearest Li Green Ant.
Despite the stench, Li Green Ant looked at Wo Gua angrily, and Wo Gua smiled "hehe" and said, "This, that -"
Hey, forget it——
Wiping away the dirt, he threw down the rotting corpse that could no longer move, knocking down several corpses, each with multiple lives.
Holding the jade seal in his hands through his sleeves, Wo Gua saw that the jade seal was very impressive and wanted to touch it. Li Lvyan glared at it, "Are you wearing gloves?"
Shiveringly, they took out two pairs of rubber gloves from the bag. They put them on and looked at the jade seal from all directions.
But I saw that the turtle button of this seal was exquisite, with gorgeous decorations. It was made of high-purity gold. It was exquisite and exquisite. Lying on the seal platform was a naive little turtle, about 2 centimeters tall, with a hexagonal turtle back pattern carved on it.
And the circular caviar pattern, the layout is dense and dense.
Turning the seal over, I saw four Yin-seal inscriptions underneath. The four-character seal surface was only 2.3 centimeters square. The font was a bit like official script. The turn and end of the pen were very square. The handwriting was vigorous and simple, dignified, and curved in the straight lines.
, smooth and harmonious, strong and full.
Wogua clicked his tongue twice, and Li Lvyan looked at him and asked, "What's wrong?"
"I can't understand anything written here. I thought this jade seal, a divine weapon descended from the sky, must have written 'Open Sesame' on it."
Li Lvyan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but he murmured, "Yes, the magic weapon suddenly appeared from the sky, did you see it when you came just now?"
"Corporal Grasshopper, are you trying to embarrass me, Fat Tiger, who was doing the splits to escape when he came here, and you still have this free time to see if there is any gold on the ground? Of course it is better to live than die at the critical moment!"
Li Lvyan sighed, "This is a Yin seal."
Wo Gua yelled, "What silver brick? Isn't this a gold brick? Corporal Grasshopper, you can't embarrass me just because you have received twice the nine-year compulsory education. I can still tell the difference between silver and gold."
Yes, look at my commander’s teeth, bite them in one bite——”
Seeing that the nest melon was about to snatch it away, and really wanted to take a bite, Li Lvyan took it in a panic, "It's not a silver brick, nor a golden brick, it's a Yin-engraved seal script. Yin-engraved and Yang-engraved are two types of traditional lettering.
The basic engraving method, positive engraving, is to carve the three-dimensional lines under the strokes to show the flat object; negative engraving is to carve the pattern or text into a concave shape."
"Engraving patterns are generally carved with raised characters, which is called positive engraving. If the pattern is carved with sunken characters, it is called negative engraving. This type of positive engraving and negative engraving is mainly used in seal carving, seals, paper-cutting, micro carving...
…In every aspect, it is like the chapter that a painter or calligrapher has written and stamped.”
Wo Gua nodded repeatedly, "So that's it, let me take a look -"
He read it over in turn and touched his chin, "emmmm - there is a word 'king' in the middle, so it says 'to be the king'!" He looked at Li Lvyan expectantly, "right?"
Li Lvyan said helplessly, "Even if you can't understand the inscribed seal script written by the official, you still have to know the numbers. This is the seal of the King of Guangling!"
"Huh? Really?"
Wo Gua looked at it carefully and said, "It doesn't look like——"
"Generally speaking, fonts engraved on the positive side are indeed easier to see than fonts engraved on the negative side. If you can't see it, it's normal."
Wo Gua's eyes suddenly lit up, "Look, is this true?"
Li Luyi weighed it in his hand, "It weighs 122.87 grams, is 2.121 centimeters tall, and has a platform height of 0.945 centimeters. It has exquisite tortoise buttons and smooth writing. It should be good."
But, how could it be——
"I heard that the seal is not equivalent to the life of a prince? How could this seal be thrown at the gate?"
"What you want to ask is also what I want to ask. It seems that there is a third kind person besides us here."
Um?
Wogua tilted his head in confusion and did not go into details. Li Lvyan said, "I saw before that there was a groove on the door on the left, and there were strange words on the inside of the groove. Now add the Guangling King's Seal."
, you should be able to go in.”
"Then what are you waiting for?"
Wogua was gearing up and wanted to leave this ghost place for a long time. This place was so small that he couldn't even use his skills. Li Lvyan shook his head, "It's not difficult to put it in. What's difficult is that the moment the door opens,
——”
Li Lvyan began to load bullets. The two Mauser pistols were his last resort and there were plenty of bullets. After a while, he would be able to rely on them.
"Later, I will first clear an area where no rotten corpse can approach within ten seconds. You immediately drop the lighter around the area and build a wall of fire. Once I successfully open the door, you will enter immediately. If I fail to open the door successfully,
, you quickly pull me up."
Wo Gua nodded to express his understanding, and the two of them fired one after another. After hundreds of bullets fell, although corpses continued to fill the gap, at least there was a blank area less than five meters away. Li Lvyi saw the opportunity and slid down.
, pressed the Guangling King's Seal into it, but suddenly the corpses from all directions gathered. At this time, a lighter suddenly fell with flashing light, and the corpses five meters away began to burn, and there was only a "click" on the giant bluestone door.
"There was a sound, a perfect fit, and then there was the sound of a huge machine's rotating rollers.
With a happy expression on his face, Wo Gua was about to come down. Due to the huge fire, a huge wall of fire blocked the two worlds. The door was about to slowly open inward, but at this moment, it was originally extremely quiet.
The bells tied to the red rope that only occasionally moved, suddenly started to ring like "ding bells, ding bells" at the same time, as if there was no wind or waves, and countless talismans also seemed to be forcibly struck by a big hand at this moment.
Pull it off, hang it in the air and dance around.
Seeing that the situation was bad, Wo Gua hurriedly came down to help Li Lvyan.
Countless bells rang, with a unified melody and rhythm, as if they were ringing in unison, prelude to a major event.
Li Lvyan looked at the giant bluestone door that was about to open and close in front of him with a pale face: Could it be because of it?
But at this moment, the countless rotting corpses who were originally afraid of the fire heard the unified sound of the bell, and even though they were afraid of the fire, they suddenly rushed towards the Li Green Ant on the other side of the fire.
"grasshopper!!"
Wogua was on top hurriedly trying to pull Li Lvyan up, but at this moment, the bluestone giant door finally opened completely, and the talisman paper that was originally flying in the air suddenly "tickled and tugged", as if it was attracted by something.
, all lined up and flew into the giant bluestone door, and at this moment, those noisy bells stopped.
"mighty--"
Li Lvyan was about to turn around and leave, but he saw countless rows of green-faced, fanged, and armored sergeants standing in the gate. He had not yet fully moved, and could only smell the breath of the living. Suddenly, saliva flowed from the corners of his mouth, green.
His hair suddenly grew, and hundreds of green zombies, led by a zombie king, rushed towards Li Green Ant.
"Intruder - kill -"
"Power--power--" Hundreds of zombies rushed over, the earth trembled, gravel fell, and an emotion called "fear" grew in the air.
"Damn it, isn't this an enhanced version of the green zombie we met before?"
Li Green Ant also had this intention in mind. This green zombie was invulnerable. Even the bullets could only dent his skin a little. He could only blow it up with a detonator. If he faced this thing unarmed, he would be like a birthday boy hanging himself -
—It’s too long to live.
A group of green-faced and fanged soldiers flew towards Li Green Ant with the sharp blades in their hands, but at this moment, Wo Gua had already pulled Li Green Ant into the air. The zombies rushed out at once, not afraid of the fire at all, and even
A large area of the rotting corpses was trampled to death, and judging from the total number of them, there were one or two hundred.
It's over.
The two people, who looked miserable, felt very sad in their hearts: they thought they had escaped, but they didn't expect that they were trapped in a tiger's mouth.
Countless green zombies ran out one after another and stood in several neat rows. The leader was the most powerful. When his blood-red eyes looked at Li Green Ant and Wo Gua, his expression suddenly changed, as if he had seen the enemy who killed his father. Behind him,
When the zombies saw their faces, they suddenly showed their fangs.
Pointing his sword at Li Lvyan, "The intruder who repeats his old tricks, kill——"
"kill!!!!"
"Damn it, Corporal Grasshopper, why does this zombie king seem to know you? Tell me honestly, did you secretly pinch my wife's breasts?"
Li Luyi heard that his kidneys hurt, and he ran away and retorted, "You're talking nonsense, he obviously knows you, I think he suddenly became manic when he saw you, no matter how alive and kicking this zombie king is, this damn thing is from the Eastern Han Dynasty."
I’m a real character. I, Li Lvyan, am still a piranha that will bloom in the new century in my motherland. Do I look like a tortoise who is thousands of years old?”
"Don't say nice things. You could have gone behind my back and secretly pinched my concubine's breasts without any sense of loyalty. I'm telling you, Corporal Grasshopper, you are so fucking unkind. Brother, I'll do it for you."
I'm so sorry, why didn't you call me when such a good thing happened?"
A strong smelly wind seemed like a tornado was coming. Li Lvyan made a quick decision and tore off the nest. The nest suddenly lost its balance and fell to the ground. The two of them rushed into the giant bluestone door as if they were running away.