The propagation of sound underwater is actually limited, and because his ears are blocked by the water curtain, Li Gengfa only saw the male toad open its bloody mouth, and a tongue flew over like a drop of blood. The focus of visual inspection was obviously his own.
My head and neck suddenly buzzed. If I were sucked in, I would be like a dog, unable to escape even if I wanted to.
Li Gengfa turned around in panic and ran away. However, he didn't know whether it was because he had been soaking in the cold water for too long, so his original freestyle swimming turned into a dog paddle, and the paddle was very slow.
"Don't leave, okay?"
This sentence can only be said to you by the physical education teacher when you are running. However, now Li Gengfa really wants to use all the energy of breastfeeding to freestyle. In the end, breaststroke is better.
But even if you run, sometimes running has its disadvantages.
For example, girls should never run at night. It is too dangerous. If they encounter a barbecue stall, it will be all over.
Li Gengfa was rolling and crawling, his limbs were stiff, and he was about to feel weak, when two blue-grey duck webs as big as banana leaves flashed in front of his head, and something jumped in front of him with a "sting" sound.
This thing can actually outflank it?
No good, retreat!
Li Gengfa was hairy all over his body, either locally or permanently, or all over his body, which was an ominous sign of old age. He yelled in his heart and was about to retreat, but when he turned around, he saw that the female toad with only double eyelids had blocked his way. Now,
Two toads, a male and a female, surrounded him, one in front and one behind, hoping to act like a force and capture Li Gengfa in one fell swoop.
Let me tell you the story of the three little pigs, and you will be left behind when the other two fall asleep.
Let me tell you the story of two toads, and now one of them is about to become the toad’s staple food.
Good boy, there is a road to heaven but you didn’t take it, and there is no door to hell but you barged in and now you want to give us extra food. You can’t blame this handsome guy for being cruel and ruthless to you!
Li Gengfa's pupils shrank and his heart trembled: After all, which scumbag is swearing? This beautiful boy has been put in such a terrible situation? You and I are strangers, why did you eat me as a midnight snack?
It’s over, it’s over, you haven’t decided on the name of your beneficiary yet, are you going to die?
The closer he got to the two toads, Li Gengfa could clearly see how many folds there were on the faces of the two toads, especially the female toad with double eyelids. She must have entered menopause early, and the muscles on her face were sore and swollen.
He was weak, even the apples of his muscles were sunken, his eye sockets were slightly convex, and the white edges around his lips were obvious.
Is it menopause?
Before, she looked like Chang'e in the Moon from a distance, but now without the blessing of magic, she looks like a stupid chicken.
Sure enough, beauty, special effects, lighting, distance... none of them are missing. Just now, Li Gengfa thought it was as beautiful as a fairy. It turned out that beauty, lighting, distance, and special effects were all in place in this pool.
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You don't have to come back to pick me up. I probably won't be able to be your little baby anymore. After all, I have to pass through the toad's duodenum. You probably don't want to see me turn into a lump in the end.
A broken heart is like a broken glass, and swallowed food cannot be recovered.
Li Gengfa's whole body was cold and he could not move. He was half frightened and half filled with cold ice water.
In addition to naturally separating to both sides, most breasts are also naturally asymmetrical. 90% of women have a certain degree of breast asymmetry, and about 5% to 10% of women have obvious breast asymmetry.
The breast will even be 62% larger than the right breast. So Einstein once said: There are as many breast shapes as there are girls.
So there are as many Hamlets as there are readers, and there are as many ways to die as there are toads.
Let me count, one, two, now two toads, will I die today, or will I die?
There was no signal from the single assassination of the Iron King for a long time, and I didn't know if he could succeed. When Li Gengfa was about to commit suicide and sacrifice his life for righteousness, a bright light sounded in front again, which complemented the flashlight in Li Gengfa's hand. Li Gengfa's face lit up with joy: It's done?!
Du Xi Tie Wang raised his arms and shouted, but he saw a person tightly tied up with water and grass on his left hand. He took a closer look and saw that the thing had a wretched face and a cowering expression. Wasn't it Ergou?
Yo ho!
Well, your conspiracy to hold the emperor hostage and control the princes has gone bankrupt!
The two toads suddenly saw that their food was taken away under their noses, and they screamed "croak" in anger.
Damn it, damn it, even a cooked duck can fly away. It really deserves my reputation as a clam.
Why do you get angry when I miss my ex-boyfriend? When you break up, I will miss you too?
Why are you angry when your food is taken away? I will love you too when you two toads are brought to the dinner table?
The Iron King was too lazy to tangle with the two toads, so he immediately went to the shore with the two dogs in his arms. When Li Gengfa saw the two toads jumping angrily, it was a good opportunity. He made a big effort, jumped into the air, and broke out directly from above.
With just a few breaths of exertion to press the bottom of the box, I saw the green umbrella-like shadow of Wang Lian very close at hand.
"call--"
"Plop-"
The second dog was thrown out by the Iron King. The two of them stood shivering on the shore, panting violently. The big dog took the lead in picking up the second dog and immediately slapped his face. King Suo quickly brought a military coat and wrapped it around the second dog's body.
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When Li Gengfa felt that he had regained some strength, he immediately took off his wet clothes, wrapped himself in a thick military coat and stood in a daze by the pool.
Du Xi Tie Wang's physical fitness was surprisingly good. At least Li Gengfa saw that he didn't even shiver. He took off his wet clothes, wrapped himself in a blanket and sat aside.
"Don't worry, he's fine. He just choked on some water. We rescued him in time."
Seeing the big dog looking like he was mourning for his heir, Li Gengfa couldn't help but say something. Sure enough, the second dog woke up leisurely soon after, with a look of confusion in his eyes.
"Who am I? Where am I? Weren't you still drinking just now? Why are they all gone now? I haven't drunk enough yet."
I won’t drink until Qingdao falls, and I won’t fall until the snowflakes fall. You want to ask me how I drink? I point in the direction of the sea. I have never been drunk in China.
I hope the Yangtze River turns into wine, and the waves come and I take a sip.
I have never been drunk in China, and I have never admitted being drunk.
If Qingdao falls, I won’t fall. If the snowflakes fall, I won’t fall. If you want to ask me when I get drunk, I’m sorry, but I’m not targeting anyone.
"Hey! Have a good drink! Kill him and I'll be on my back. Just now I seem to have seen two toads becoming our snacks. What's the matter?" Ergou walked around the crowd suspiciously,
"Who stole it for me? Spit it out!"
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The big dog's eyes widened and he pointed at the nervous second dog, "What's going on?"
"This is the reaction."
The speed of rising from the bottom of the sea to the surface is too fast, which is caused by the change in pressure.
The phenomenon of dizziness and hallucination is called this reaction.
Due to the fast floating speed, the pressure decreases quickly, and the gas escapes quickly, which blocks the trachea and makes breathing difficult and produces hallucinations. Just like when people eat poisonous mushrooms, they can see many hallucinations, but this reaction is worse than eating poisonous mushrooms.
The discomfort is the kind of congestion in the body and tinnitus, and it takes a long time to get better.
Both Li Gengfa and Duci Tiewang had been in the water for a long time. The two dogs were suddenly dragged into the water and suddenly brought up again. It was a double torture. So he was the only one who would have this so-called
This reaction is not surprising.
Li Gengfa said neither salty nor bland, "After waiting for him for a few hours, the symptoms will gradually subside and it will be no big deal."
What else did the big dog want to say? King Suo raised his eyebrows in displeasure, "This time it was Ergou who was reckless and did not listen to the team's instructions. He was swallowed by the monster. Others came to save him. You are not grateful. Instead, you punished him everywhere.
Accused? As a teacher, I taught you two incompetent disciples?"
The big dog lowered his head bitterly, glanced at King Suo with some resentment, and reluctantly said to Li Gengfa and Duzi Tiewang, "Thank you both."
This thank you was not only without sincerity, but also sounded unwilling and perfunctory. Li Gengfa just nodded slightly and stabbed the Iron King alone without even paying attention to him. The big dog snorted again when he saw this, and said no more
speech.
The two huge toads must have jumped in anger because they suddenly lost such a large amount of food. The waves in the water did not stop after Li Gengfa and the other three came ashore. They may have made waves in the water, but
As long as they get ashore, Li Gaihua has absolute confidence. They won't be able to eat and walk around on the shore.
Time passed by, and several people on the shore had lit a fire and started to warm themselves up. The wet clothes began to drip under the fireworks, and slowly turned towards the trend of being semi-dry. King Suo scooped up a large amount in the pool.
The water in the basin began to heat up, and some compressed biscuits were put in. After they were cooked, they were full of aroma, but the taste was a little lighter.
After such a long journey, this is the first time to lie here quietly and have a meal, which is a very rare thing.
After everyone had eaten and drank, there was still no movement at the bottom of the water. I wonder what the two toads were brewing under the water.
"Two toads?!"
King Suo exclaimed, Li Gengfa nodded and smiled, and began to tell everything about what happened under the water.
"No, no matter how big the toads are in nature, they are only about the size of a washbasin. How come there are two toads, and they are still such big toads? Moreover, King Suo has lived for most of his life, and he has never heard of toads that eat people.
!!”
"This should be a unique kind of toad called the Thick Armored Heavenly Heart Toad."
Li Gengfa began to talk about it. This kind of toad is very special. It is a toad that is accustomed to living in cold areas. Their ancestors can be found in the "Book of Mountains and Seas". Now they have slowly degenerated and their size has become much smaller, but in the end
In the beginning, their ancestors were indeed cannibals, and they were regarded as gods by the ignorant and unenlightened mountain people at that time. Whenever there were major festivals, human sacrifices were offered to them. It is true that
Terrible.
So on Meili Snow Mountain, we actually encountered this kind of species that only existed in the "Book of Mountains and Seas", which is considered a curiosity.
only--
Li Gengfa cast his sight on the lake not far away.
As he expected, this thick-armored Tianxin Toad lives underwater and does not dare to go ashore easily to fight with others. However, everyone has to go through it. What should they do?