When Wo Gua drank the water, he didn't use a vessel to scoop it out or hold it with his hands. He directly stuffed his head into the water and held his breath "gu dong gu dong". Li Lvyan's eyes widened, and he seemed to have seen this scene.
In Chapter 20 of "Journey to the West", "The Great Immortal of Wanshou Mountain left an old friend and the Wuzhuang Watcher stole ginseng", the pig Bajie swallowed a piece of ginseng fruit alive.
The book says, "Zhu Bajie has a big intestine and a big mouth. When he heard the boy eating, he felt the greedy insects move, but then he saw the fruit. He took it, opened his mouth, and swallowed it wholeheartedly, but his eyes rolled.
Hu Lai came to Xingzhe and asked Sha Monk, "What are you two eating?" He also said, "My brother is a little busy eating, unlike you who chew slowly and taste the taste. I don't know whether there are seeds or not."
Just swallow it.'"
At first, Li Lvyi thought that Zhu Bajie would never be like this in real life, but he didn’t expect to meet him when he was drinking water. What a trick of fate!
But he saw that Wo Gua was like a whale swallowing him. He raised his head while holding his breath, buried his head in the water again, raised his head again, and buried his head in the water again. He turned around four or five times, and finally lay down with his eyes rolled and his stomach covered.
He stood on the stone bed and murmured, "It's refreshing".
Li Lvyi looked on with surprise and confusion. At this time, he was no longer worried about whether the water was poisonous or not. He had always known that this melon had a big appetite before, so why did he even drink water differently than ordinary people? The meal just now was at least two liters.
By calculation, I drank at least ten liters of water. Does this melon belong to a camel? The belly is like a hump. Others store fat, so his water bladder is also not trivial?
Touching his chin: No wonder the old people in the village, no matter whether they are seriously ill or not, the first thing they do when they come to the door is to drink more hot water. If drinking this hot water can really cure all diseases, Li Luyi thinks that Wo Gua must
Invincible to all poisons.
Seeing that Li Lvyan was only staring at him and not drinking the water, Wo Gua thought he was still worried about the poison in the water, so he waved his hand, "Don't worry, there is no poison in this water except Marshal Ben's saliva.
It’s just a little bit——” He paused and smacked his mouth, as if he drank it too quickly and didn’t taste anything, and now he’s savoring it. “It’s just a little weird, I can’t tell what’s wrong, but it smells like a rag.”
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Rag smell?
Li Green Ant was really thirsty and couldn't bear it. Seeing that Wo Gua had been lying there for a long time with a rosy complexion, and that he was fine, he tentatively sniffed it, filled a kettle with some water, and drank slowly.
If you are dehydrated for a long time but then take in a lot of water, you will develop edema. You have to take your time -
Wo Gua suddenly trembled, as if having a cramp, and let out a strange cry of "Wow!" in surprise. Li Green Ant was so startled that he thought the water was poisonous, and now he started to react. He almost threw the kettle away, but Wo Gua started to
He took off his clothes and started peeing in the river.
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"Hey, I drank too much and I need to urinate urgently."
Li Lvyan's face turned green and white, "Then you can't be here -"
"Then I want to pee on the ground. Didn't you say that I will be detained for urinating in public? I can just pee in the river. This water is not protected by the state. Don't say that this water is also a cultural relic."
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Li Lvyan took a deep breath and walked straight upstream. Fortunately, Wogua didn't do anything too wrong and didn't pee upstream. He only had to drink water upstream.
Why--
Li Lvyan shook his head: In ancient times, Emperor Yao gave up his throne to Xu You, but Xu You thought that he was a person who cultivated his will and cultivated his character and was indifferent to fame and wealth. When Emperor Yao said this, he thought his ears were polluted, so he washed his ears in the water.
Chao's father was taking the cow to drink water. When he heard this, he thought that Xu You was a man who was just trying to gain fame and that the water for washing his ears was dirty water. He didn't want the cow to drink downstream, so he led the cow upstream.
In ancient times, there was a man named Chao who led a cow upstream to avoid filth. Nowadays, there is a man who carries a pot upstream to drink water. The history is always surprisingly similar. Fortunately, we are lucky enough to have a place where cows can drink water.
While Li Lvyan was drinking water, he was watching Wo Gua peeing into the water. The scene was surprisingly harmonious. For a moment, the underground water was drunk with the artistic conception of "It's late and the sky is snowing".
An hour later——
After waiting for a long time, they still didn't see the black glasses. At this time, because there was water here, the two of them had breakfast, lunch and dinner together. I wonder if there will be enough free time for the two of them to squat here and brag at the same time. However,
Even after a while, the black glasses still didn't come back.
Wo Gua was curious, "It only took us ten minutes to run here. It's been more than an hour. Why are these black glasses missing again? Didn't he run away with the same lack of loyalty as last time?"
"Impossible. I'm carrying the bag of food now. How could he leave?"
Wo Gua muttered, "If he secretly hides some, we won't know."
Shaking his head, "Why are you hiding the black glasses?" Squinting: It's impossible to hide them, but it's very likely that someone is outside to help. The Guangling King's Seal is something that should appear after the bluestone gate anyway. This black
How on earth he got the glasses is really curious.
After eating and drinking, Li Lvyan carried his bag and said, "Okay, seeing this underground water, I know it has nothing to do with the loophole we encountered before. Let's go back and look for the black glasses, just in case he encounters...
What difficulties have you encountered?"
Que Wo Gua hurriedly took out all the kettles, lay down by the water and started filling them one by one. Li Green Ant saw them and came to help. When several kettles were filled with water, Wo Gua had to fill the first aid kit with water.
Empty all the capsules of the medicine and fill the bottles with water and take them away. "If there is no more water later, and we continue to cut off the water supply for several days, the handsome man will not be able to return it."
To be tortured once?"
Li Green Ant repeatedly stopped "'The wren nests in the deep forest, but it's just a branch; the rat drinks from the river, but it's full.'" These medicines are precious. If the water is gone, you can find them again. If the medicine is gone, in an emergency
How to recreate it? You don’t think I will use these rocks and mud to create penicillin for you, do you?”
Wo Gua scratched his head, "What if we don't need it? We finally found this water, this -"
"What if it is used? We are in a dangerous situation now. It is relatively safe now. Medicines must not be thrown away. We can still drink blood if the water is gone. There will always be a way."
Hearing what Li Luyi said, Wogua finally reluctantly put away the medicine and looked at the river with some nostalgia. In fact, there was another reason why Li Luyi or Wogua was here to get water: here, he was just treated by this sand sculpture.
I peed!!
Black Glasses walked out of the shadows with a dark face. When Li Lvyan saw the expression on Black Glasses, his heart suddenly clicked. These Black Glasses were fearless. He didn't even take the zombie king seriously. He could do anything.
To make him look so ugly?
Wo Gua stood up and said with a grin, "Oh, boss, where were you just now? Our brothers were preparing to go find you. Could it be that they secretly went behind our backs? Okay, brother, in this environment
And this Yaxing?"
The black glasses looked straight at the two people. Under the searchlight above Wo Gua's head, the atmosphere was stagnant. He slowly said, "Except for the passage we entered, the tomb chamber just now disappeared again."
What?
Wogua and Li Lvyan looked shocked at the same time. They hurriedly stepped forward to check with a flashlight, and found that, except for a road leading to the river, the tomb was indeed sealed tightly by a wall that looked like black jade, and even
The two of them knocked around and found that there was not even a trace of repairs by craftsmen. They were shocked on the spot.
It turns out that Black Glasses hasn’t come back for so long, and it’s not because of anything else. The sudden change must have made Black Glasses on guard. When the tomb disappeared, Black Glasses returned here again, and carefully inspected this place countless times.
, and judging from the expression on the black glasses, it was obvious that he had gained nothing.
If they don’t even know what black eyes are, then the two of them——
Wogua and Li Lvyi still refused to give up. They used the flashlight to go up and down and dug into every seam. They found that the illusion they were in this time was different from any situation they had encountered before. What they had seen before,
At least there are wall tiles and floor joints. Now this space is completely integrated, with no wall tiles or floor joints visible. It's very strange.
Even if they didn't believe in evil, the two of them found nothing. When they were walking back disappointedly, Black Glasses had already picked up the water in the kettle and drank it. Looking at the two of them, he calmly said, "There is one more thing -"
Before he finished speaking, Li Lvyan felt that the wall suddenly shook inexplicably. Then, the wall that originally blocked the tomb chamber suddenly convulsed, as if someone was controlling it from behind, and pushed forward with a black pressure, as if
Dominoes, "rumbling" rolling forward.
"Holy shit, shit—Corporal Dung Beetle, this wall is going to crush us to death!!"
The faces of Wo Gua and Li Lv Yan turned pale. Wo Gua quickly looked at Li Lv Yan. Li Lv Yan shouldered his backpack and looked at the stunned Wo Gua, "What are you looking at? This place is definitely not a good place. Run!"
Wo Gua pointed at the river, "Water, water, water, water -"
"What do you care about water at this time? The worst thing you can do is drink urine and run away!!"
"Boom, boom, boom -" The squeezing sound between the walls became louder and louder, and the black glasses had long since disappeared. The three of them stumbled all the way, and fled in panic along the upper reaches of the river. They escaped in this way.
There are several miles.
These few miles only feel like twists and turns, as if I have experienced Klein's retort adventure again. With twists and turns, I am afraid that the wall behind may flatten me, but Wo Gua takes the initiative.
Sayazi ran wildly for ten minutes.
"Old man, I say, it's almost done."
Li Lvyan has the weakest physical strength among the three. Don't underestimate Wogua. Although he runs like a potato soaked in a soy sauce bottle, every piece of these two hundred kilograms of meat is really worth it.
They are all fuel boosters, and his lung capacity is absolute. After running for ten minutes, he didn't even see him gasping for air. On the contrary, Li Luyi usually lacked exercise, and now he was as weak as a pickled cucumber.
"Huffing and puffing" for a few breaths, Li Lvyan bent down and supported his knees with both hands. "I said, we have been running for ten minutes, and there is no movement behind. Let's take a rest first. I see here is the same as before."
That place is different, it has turned into an endless winding tomb passage again, please let me take a breath."
"The revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard. Corporal Shit Beetle, show your usual perseverance and perseverance in pushing shit. This short tomb passage will never be able to withstand you."
Li Lvyan shook his hand, sweating profusely, "There is a saying in the ancient book——"
“Yes, yes – rest where you are for five minutes. On behalf of the broad masses of the people, I beg you to stop being so arrogant.”
Although it was said to be a large group of people, there was actually only Wo Gua. Black Glasses seemed to know that the physical strength of mortals was probably here. When Wo Gua suggested taking a rest, he didn't object much and just put on a wolf-eye flashlight and moved forward slowly.
Went there, obviously to explore the road.
This tomb passage is slightly similar to the tomb passage that you first entered. It is neither wide nor narrow. It is similar to an irregular and bumpy circle. I don’t know what Liu Jing was thinking.
, how could anyone build a ghost house like this?
Wo Gua gnawed on the compressed biscuits he had shamelessly ordered from Li Lvyan and said, "Do you think my craftsmen got kickbacks from it? They were supposed to make it square, but they didn't have enough money, so they cut corners?"
Just say that Liu Jing has to think about rebellion every day, and the funds must be greatly insufficient."
Li Lvyan leaned his back against the wall and shook his head, "I can see a little bit now that this is not a tomb at all." Seeing that Wo Gua was about to refute, he stopped and said, "Because I saw underground water here, I was already very familiar with it.
I have doubts. Although the groundwater is non-toxic, according to Feng Shui, if the water in a cemetery has to enter the church, there must be Xiaguan to collect the water, or the water dragon has a secret arch, this is good water. Wherever the water comes, you want it.
Those who are bent and horizontal want it to be embraced, those who are gone want it to be coiled, and those who look back want it to be clear and condensed. Water in Feng Shui is more important than mountains. The water we see does not belong to the Wuchang at all.
This principle is totally undesirable."
"If someone really builds a tomb like this, he is either a charlatan who doesn't understand Feng Shui at all, or he is deliberately trying to make Liu Jing cut off his descendants and make him angry."
Wo Gua looked at Li Lvyi in surprise, "How can one see so much from a piece of groundwater?"
Li Lvyan was really tired and waved his hand, "I will tell you this slowly in the future. First, let me rest." He was really surprised why Wo Gua was not panting, but he saw Wo Gua rubbing his calves and legs.
The fat meat on his body trembled. Seeing Li Green Ant in such a mess, he looked around.
Black Glasses has been gone for two minutes.
When the searchlight above Wo Gua's head shone on these black jade walls, the light was also absorbed. These black jade stones were full of pits. Wo Gua was speechless after seeing them. He deeply felt that "taking kickbacks" came from his ancestors.
The bad customs passed down from there, no, the evidence can be found here.
Suddenly the light flashed, and the bumps and grooves on the wall suddenly moved. Wogua was stunned. The hand that was about to reach out to touch the wall suddenly stopped and rubbed his eyes: Damn it.
, can brain hypoxia also produce hallucinations? Is this a negative effect of fast running?
Put your hands down from your eyes and move your face closer to the wall. The wall is black on the outside, but there are some wrinkle-like flaws in the pits, just like the patterns on the stone, but most of them are stationary.
He patted his chest: It was indeed an illusion.
I boldly prepared to dig with my hands to see what the quality of the black jade on the wall was. Suddenly, the wall that was originally motionless and recessed suddenly arched outwards. The wall that was originally sunk inside became bulging again.
When it came out, it looked like a balloon. This time, Wogua was very close. It was so clear that it was impossible to see it wrong. I was so frightened that I took three steps back.
Li Lvyan asked strangely, "Wogua, you are full of hybrid rice. Are the compressed biscuits not enough for you?"
Wogua pointed at the wall tremblingly, "Corporal Beetle, look, look, this wall can move!"
Li Lvyan's pupils shrank: Didn't the wall and sound rush here as if several people were run over by a bulldozer just now? Could it be that the mysterious wall caught up with them so quickly?
When I looked closer, I saw that the wall was full of bumps and bumps, but it was still. I shined the wolf-eye flashlight around again, and found that there was no "bang, bang, bang" sound just now. I was a little dissatisfied, "Wo Gua, that wall just now was nothing."
You want to crush us to death. When you say it can move, do you mean the flag is moving, or is your own heart moving?"
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Wo Gua's eyebrows suddenly knitted into knots, and he looked at Li Lvyi with a confused expression, "What the hell are you talking about? I'm not talking about fried rice with eggs or stir-fried pork liver. It's a wall, and the wall is moving!"
The wall was still in good condition, with a harp and sesame at the controls, and the ghostly atmosphere of the quiet years, which is what he should look like hundreds of meters underground. Li Green Ant waved his hand, feeling that the devil was in a daze, and he was about to turn around.
Xiang Xiang sat down, but Quewogua suddenly shouted "Ah" again and pointed at Li Lvyan's back. Li Lvyan's expression changed.
"A piece of wall just jumped on your back. It's so big!"
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Li Lvyan's face was expressionless: "Wogua, you are just too full from hybrid rice, right?"
"No, I'm serious. A piece of black wall really jumped on you just now!"
Li Lvyan took a deep breath, feeling that if he didn't cooperate with Wo Gua at this time, he might cause many more troubles. He said helplessly, "Okay, you said someone jumped on my back.
Now it’s time to put it on the backpack. Let’s take a look at my backpack to see if there is any sign of someone willing to throw myself into my arms. If not, I will revoke your position as Generalissimo of the Army on behalf of the people of the country!”
Biting the wolf-eye flashlight in his mouth, Wo Gua waited for the result with a look on his face, but seeing that Li Green Ant was very straightforward, obviously thinking that Wo Gua was talking nonsense, he quickly took off his backpack, and a piece of black wall was quietly
Quietly, like a sucker, he lay upright and wide on the backpack. Li Lvyan's expression changed, and he threw the bag out with a shout, hitting the opposite wall. It didn't matter if he hit it, the wall was originally in good condition.
Suddenly, it started to twist like a long entangled snake, densely packed with maggots.
"ah!!"
Li Lvyan and Wo Gua hugged each other and screamed. Black Glasses heard the wind and rushed over. They saw the two of them trembling and looking at the walls on both sides. There were uneven places on the walls. Everyone thought they were part of the wall, but they were
I didn’t expect that the static stones would turn out to be living things!