Hearing that the Queen Mother said she wanted to kill Chen Guangrui and Sun Wukong, they trembled. Sure enough, they offended women, and they turned against each other even more cruelly than men.
"Don't worry, it's not empty. You have to know that every immortal has been down to earth for a long time. Because of the time and space gap between heaven and earth, he will forget many things."
"What's more, that girl in Qingyi was treated as a mortal and traveled around the world. I can use a little trick to prevent her from seeing the truth at all."
"Well, that's very good." Sun Wukong said.
What else could he say? He didn't know what to say anymore and was about to walk out.
But she suddenly hugged him from behind, "Are you just leaving like this?"
The scent of fragrance lingered in his ears, and Sun Wukong said stiffly: "It's not good for too long."
"Don't lie to me. You have a secret book of human nature. Do you think I don't know what it is?" said the Queen Mother.
Sun Wukong's body trembled, and he said with some worry in his heart: "Although you have a noble status, you will eventually fall into the world and join the uncontrollable cause and effect of Journey to the West. I'll leave this book for you to be careful about."
He threw the Xuanyuan Secret Book of Humanity to the Queen Mother.
The Queen Mother smiled and took it directly, and Sun Wukong ran away.
"This thing is really useful to me. It can really help me break away from my current identity and not be contaminated by karma."
She smiled mysteriously and watched Sun Wukong disappear in the night.
Sun Wukong returned to the banquet and sat down.
"You bastard, did you go to the toilet?" Qing Yi said.
Sun Wukong was shocked, "Is there a difference in time?"
But after looking at the dishes on the surrounding banquet tables, I saw that two plates had just been served. I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Yes."
Both women frowned, and Sun Wukong didn't know what the problem was.
They came directly to him and sniffed each other.
Qing Yi said: "Why do I feel like a woman?"
Yinjiao said: "Me too."
"This is impossible." Sun Wukong said: "I have a feminine body, and it is also yours."
The two women smelled carefully again, but they really didn't smell anything. The Queen Mother used the magic of time to erase everything when she came out of any room, but Sun Wukong still underestimated the woman's sixth sense.
This feeling transcends time and space and is incredibly accurate.
At this time, the banquet table was already full. Seeing that the two women were still suspicious, Sun Wukong felt a little nervous and said, "Oh, this table is very rich."
He directly caught a chicken and started eating it.
With a golden stomach, you will enjoy the taste of whatever delicious food you eat several times more than before, not to mention you don’t have to worry about what goes into your stomach and won’t be absorbed.
No one knows that Sun Wukong's body functions may have become more terrifying than Pixiu.
As soon as any food reaches the stomach, it is absorbed completely, yes, all of it.
This is almost impossible. Even Pixiu who practices in this way cannot do this. After tens of thousands of years, or even longer, the toxins accumulated in Pixiu's body will explode, directly become a monster, and finally explode and die.
That Jinchi Dapeng loves to eat dragons the most. According to ancient legends, five hundred dragons will be eclipsed by the sun, but when their life span is about to end, they will also be poisoned and die. It can be seen that toxins are constantly accumulating in the body.
The so-called longevity with heaven also has a lifespan limit. Unless you reach the realm of a saint, you will not die for infinite kalpas. Even if heaven and earth perish, a saint may still survive. In terms of lifespan, it may be longer than the time of heaven.
Sun Wukong practiced the method of changing the five elements, the method of seventy-two changes, and the method of avoiding the three disasters. When a disaster comes, he can directly sense and avoid it, so his life span is as long as the sky.
But now, he himself doesn't know the end of his life.
"The new number one scholar and Miss Yin have arrived..."
At this time, the newlyweds walked hand in hand to the courtyard in front of the hall. Chen Guangrui was dressed in bright red and had a smile on his face.
But when he saw his cuckold, Sun Wukong almost burst out laughing, "This is too funny."
Tsing Yi was even more unfavorable. With a puff, she spurted out a mouthful of tea, spraying silver horns all over her body.
"I'll take it easy first."
She lay directly on the table, her shoulders trembling.
"Bu Kong, sister Qingyi, what's going on?" Yinjiao was a little stunned.
Of course Sun Wukong knows it. Qingyi has listened to many modern stories about Sun Wukong and has a very clear understanding of some common sense.
"Ah, it matches like this, it's very fashionable."
The muscles in Sun Wukong's cheeks trembled slightly.
"This can't be the Queen Mother, this bitch's intention..."
Thinking about it, the newlyweds had already arrived at Sun Wukong's table.
Miss Yin smiled, and Chen Guangrui also smiled, toasting to the three of them. After drinking, Miss Yin said, "Is this your new guard?"
Chen Guangrui introduced: "This is Brother Liu, Liu Hong."
"Ah, sir, your 'cuckold' looks really good." Sun Wukong said, "It matches the groom's clothes perfectly."
"Keke," the Queen Mother covered her mouth and said, "I made this specially for 'him'."
While she was talking, she deliberately glanced at Sun Wukong.
"Come on, since you are Guangrui's brother, let's have a drink at the bar." Miss Yin said, "There are such rules in the Tang Dynasty. Guangrui won't care."
Chen Guangrui's facial muscles twitched and he reluctantly said: "I don't care, I don't care."
"This is the first time I've heard that the Tang Dynasty had such a rule that you have to have a drink with your good brother."
During the banquet, a strong man stood up. This man had leopard eyes, a curly beard, a dark face, and was two meters tall. He looked very powerful, and his strength was similar to that of Sun Wukong today.
"Ah, Mr. Du, wouldn't it be inappropriate for Mr. Du to cause trouble at this time?"
"It stands to reason that Miss Yin and Mr. Du are a perfect match. Both families are from the prime minister's family."
"Yes, but I don't know why. Miss Yin seems to be crazy. After the martial arts failed to throw the hydrangea ball in the building, they chose a new top scholar with no background."
Chen Guangrui's face turned ugly after hearing the people's discussion, but what could he do? A new top scholar had no background at all. What could he do? It would be a blessing to be able to marry Prime Minister Qian Jin.
This man walked up to a few people, suddenly smiled and said, "If you insist on having such rules, then have a drink with me."
He approached Yin Manjiao, but what greeted him was a mouth and a delicate hand, which made Du Haiqing spin in a circle.
"The mouth smells so bad, get away." Yin Manjiao said.
Du Haiqing touched his bruised and swollen face, his face full of disbelief. At the same time, he became angry and said: "Smelly, woman, I will fight with you."
After saying that, regardless of everyone's obstruction, he rushed directly towards Yin Manjiao. At that moment, Sun Wukong stood in front of her and kicked the fast-moving Du Haiqing away.
Du Haiqing's body flew upside down continuously, smashing seven or eight tables, and he knelt down in embarrassment and vomited a mouthful of blood.
"Big, bold..." He spat out another mouthful of blood and said, "Come here, arrest this person."