I didn't finish my words, but I caught her in a daze and immediately ran away from her in two steps. Then the moment I distanced myself from her, I said to her with a smirk on my face:
"I love it so much that I know my mistakes now but don't change them and will do them again next time. Hey hey hey, what can you do to me?"
"You, you, you..." She was so confused by me that she didn't know how to respond, so she could only stand there blankly.
"Hey hey hey, farewell to you. I have something else to do, so I won't play with you." After saying that, I turned around and ran directly to the boys' dormitory without looking back. While running, I didn't forget to wave to her.
He waved his hand.
There was only a pitiful, weak and helpless little devil standing in the wind in a daze. When she came to her senses, she stamped her feet angrily and said helplessly: "Yang Chen... this guy... is really, really bad."
This girl is so angry."
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"Hiss..." I didn't forget to rub my poor arms while running wildly. Such painful feeling was really terrible.
[Although I don’t want my arms to be so cold, you can’t rely on the pain to keep me warm...God really has you. Your method of realizing wishes is really strange.]
When I thought about this, I rubbed my arms with emotion and smiled bitterly.
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In the blink of an eye, I was back in the dormitory. Feeling a little tired, I sat down on the bed and started thinking about how to complete the task.
[The first thing is to imitate the scene given by Ollie...I will watch the video a few times first, and then try to imitate it as closely as possible. It is best to complete the task in one go.]
Thinking of this, I clicked on my phone, and then I couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said to myself helplessly: "Damn it, I forgot... Ollie has to perform in public, but fortunately, Blue and White Porcelain only needs to be in the dormitory
As long as I can sing, I still found a loophole to take advantage of. After all, I am young and cannot bear the name of murdering my roommate..."
"When I go to jail, everyone will commit murder, set fire, embezzle and so on... I will be the only one who sings and kills... It's really embarrassing."
When I said this to myself, even I couldn't help but laugh at myself.
However, considering the safety of others, I decided to get up and close the doors and windows first to prevent my singing voice from coming out and killing everyone in the corridor.
After all, everyone still understands the consequences of turning up the music.
After I was ready for all this, I took a deep breath, put on my earphones, and hummed softly to the accompaniment of the song in the earphones: "The blue and white are outlined in the plain embryo, and the strokes are thicker and lighter..."
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I don’t know how long it took, but the song ended. I couldn’t help but sigh softly after all these troublesome things were over.
[Sure enough, this task has been completed, so let’s continue with the chatting task. But...for chatting...what software should I use to provide better privacy? I don’t want to meet acquaintances on the software...]
Thinking of this, I frowned slightly, then opened the app store and flipped through it, and a variety of chat software came into view.
"Forget it, just download the highest-ranked software, Strange World." I sighed expressionlessly and clicked download.
The download speed is very fast, and the mobile phone is very obedient and the installation is completed quickly.
Registration is very fast, you only need to log in with Penguin. As for the avatar, personalized signature, and introduction, it took me about ten minutes to finally create an interface that I am satisfied with.
"Phew...there's some trouble."
I gently wiped the sweat on my forehead, couldn't help but take a deep breath, and said to myself.
[Instant Match—Matching Pairs
Elephant-Girl]
After I made my selection, I took a deep breath and clicked on it to match.
Soon, as my phone vibrated, I knew that the match had been successful.
[The match is successful, come and say hello to the other party. 】
Without any explanation, the system assigned the two of us to a chat channel.
Feeling a little overwhelmed, I took a deep breath and tapped my phone gently.
Me: [Hello.]
The other party did not answer me, but a small check mark appeared next to the chat message I sent, which meant that the other party had read it.
I looked at the time and waited for about two minutes. Seeing that the other party still didn't reply to me, I couldn't help but sigh.
[Is it so annoying? The other party doesn’t even want to deal with me? This task is too difficult...]
My expression at this time was a bit painful. Although the other party was very rude and this action also made me a little irritated, I still cheered up under the threat of playing dd, closed the chat interface between me and her, and then
Clicked on a match again.
[The match is successful, come and say hello to the other party. 】
I took a deep breath, thought for a moment, then typed and said slowly:
【Hello, nice to meet you.】
Recipient: [Hello.]
[Finally, someone responded to me. For me, this is a breakthrough.]
I took a deep breath and replied quietly: "I'm actually honored that you are willing to reply to me."
[I have read the task, and each sentence requires at least ten words. Such task requirements are probably to prevent me from having the idea of perfunctory tasks last time. So I still try to say more than ten words, even if
To make up the word count, I have to say ten words in one sentence, um, that’s it.]
Opponent:【Huh?】
Opponent: [What do you mean by this?]
Opponent:【Why do you say that?】
Me: [Because you are the first person willing to reply to me, so I feel honored.]
[Oh, it’s really troublesome to force me to use emotional intelligence... and I have to pretend to be happy to please others.]
Opponent: [Really?]
The other person: [Then I should be the one who feels honored. After all, I took away your first time.]
Me: [Hmm...]
Me: [Huh? I suspect you were driving, and the car hit my face.]
Me: [Did you step on the highway with just one step?]
The other person: [Hmm. I didn’t drive because the speed was too slow. Actually, I wanted to fly a plane.]
Me:【Master.】
Although I felt like saying ten words at this time, I really couldn't continue with these words, so I could only continue to start a new topic.
Me: [Um...although I don’t have Yida, can I be friends with you?]
Opponent: [Okay.]
Me: [Ahem, but I don’t know what to call you yet.]
The other person: [Just call me Zi Xin.]
Me: [Zi Xin? It’s a really good name.]
[It's not like we meet on the same road... Zixin, Zixin, these two names are too similar... If, if she were really Yang Zixin, she would be in big trouble.]
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but take a deep breath and carefully read her reply to my message. During this short reply time, I was also thinking carefully.
Zixin:【What's your name?】
Me: [Well...if you really want to call me, you can just call me Dashuaibi.]
[In this way, if the personality here is completely different from the usual one, even if the other person is really Yang Zi, she will not think that it is mine. What's more, she is not serious in the first place... Yes, that's it.]
I patted my chest gently to soothe my restless young mind.
But when I thought about my brilliant skills and methods, I rubbed my nose even more proudly, and couldn't help but boast proudly.
[I am really a little genius for doing this, hehehe.]
Opponent: [Hey, it smells shameless.]
Me: [Actually, my name is not Dashuaibi, but I don’t want to reveal my name.]
Opponent: [Then what should I call you?]
I looked at the screen of my phone with a mean smile, then gently rubbed my cheeks, and continued tapping my phone to respond.
Me: [Actually, you can call me by my nickname, I’m still willing to do that.]
Opponent:【Okay.】
Me: [My nickname is Shuaishuai, you can also be called Xiaoshuai.]
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As for why I behaved like this, it still stems from the opening ceremony a year ago.
At that time, Li Hao was the last one to arrive in the dormitory, so no one knew his name, so they asked while helping to make the bed.
When asked what his name was, the old coquettish guy actually told us with a serious face that his name was Li Shuaishuai. Shuai means handsome, which means he wanted to make him a handsome marshal.
At this time, in order to prevent his mistakes from being exposed, he did not forget to tell us that his family does not know names. He is also troubled by his name and will be very shy, so he asked us to call him by this name less outside, but in the dormitory.
It's okay to call him inside.
At that time we still believed in his evil deeds.
"Li Shuaishuai! Very sexy."
"Handsome?"
"Okay then, let's call you Li Shuaishuai."
"Li Shuaishuai."
Then the four of us were dubious and shouted for two weeks. It wasn't until one day when I saw the roll call that I realized that this old coquettish guy was called Li Hao!
Handsome.
Before I found out the truth, I was still wondering why he looked so happy when he was called Li Shuaishuai. It turned out to be this reason.
However, fortunately I found out the truth in advance, otherwise we in the dormitory might have been deceived by him for a whole semester.
However, when we asked him, he definitely refused to admit it. After we had solid evidence, he scratched his head in embarrassment and said that his nickname was Shuai Shuai. While we laughed and cursed, we picked up the pillow and beat Li Hao painfully.
, the screams like killing pigs also kept echoing in our corridor.
And we are not grudge-bearing people.
The four of us took advantage of the class meeting and secretly sat in the first row.
While the class teacher was sitting in the front row, I had nothing to do while waiting for get out of class to end.
So he quietly called the head teacher and asked him a question.
We not only asked Li Hao's name again, but also told what happened one by one. The laughing tigress was leaning forward and back.
And our Comrades Li Shuaishuai and Li Hao have completely become famous in the teacher's office. Every time Li Hao goes to the office for any reason, he will be called Li Shuaishuai and laughed at.
In this way, we, the devils, can be relieved, and the tigress can avenge us, ending Li Hao's days of killing pigs.