"This group of creatures is surprisingly lustful. To me, it's really unexpected. I didn't expect that they have the same virtues as us. However, I don't know if this beauty is good-looking or not. I'll take a look too, hehe."
I looked at the scene in front of me, and then looked up at the "beautiful woman" not far away. Such a beauty scared me, and my still-unawake brain was instantly awakened.
The brain that was still a little dizzy suddenly woke up under the stimulation of this moment. Refreshing drinks like coffee and Red Bull were not worth mentioning at all.
[This guy, the makeup he puts on can ward off evil spirits, right?]
Looking at the scene in front of me, I couldn't help but complain in my heart.
However, complaints are complaints, so I followed my roommate very calmly and walked to class.
...
Just like that, before I knew it, I was already in the classroom.
Today is also an extremely noisy day.
On the way upstairs, I also discovered that all objects can talk.
The tiles on the stairs constantly convey and alternate what they see, feel and hear, and this speed of information transmission has already reached a journey beyond imagination.
If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have been as shocked by the scene in front of me.
In just a few minutes, the news about the "beautiful woman" I saw in front of the building had reached the ears of these guys. As soon as I went upstairs, I could hear them discussing the matter animatedly.
And I can confirm that the "Beauty" is far from traveling as fast as we do.
Therefore, the speed of information transmission is also very amazing.
Fortunately, it was much quieter when we arrived in the classroom.
I found a seat and sat down, sighed leisurely, and stretched slowly.
"Hey, another boy is sitting on me."
The sudden sound of conversation scared me, and I looked around for the source of the sound.
[What's wrong? Do you look down on boys?]
I looked at the seat in front of me and couldn't help but complain.
"Hey, can you hear me!?"
The seat in front of me seemed to be a little shocked: "Oh my God! What a magical human being!"
[Of course I can hear it, and I can even know that you said bad things about me.]
I couldn't help but glance at the seat with disdain on my face.
"I didn't expect, brothers, that there is a human being here who can hear me."
Before the chair finished speaking, the chairs and benches around him started shouting as if they were in a zoo to see rare animals.
"What about humans?"
"That's right! Who is this human being!?"
"It's not easy. Finally, there are humans who can hear my complaints. It's not easy. It's not easy."
"Can people hear us?"
"Did they evolve, or did we evolve?!"
"Wuhu, take off! This is great! We finally have humans who can communicate with each other. This is so happy, hahaha!"
"...."
All of a sudden, all kinds of noisy sounds poured into my ears, which made me rub my head and let out a helpless smile.
[Hey, I can understand your excitement, but can you stop being so noisy? It’s so annoying, my head is going to explode.]
I couldn't help but yell in my heart to scare the group of tools in front of me: "If you don't shut up, I will directly turn off my ability and give up talking to you in the future."
"..."
Following my intimidating roar, all the instruments in front of me slowly closed their mouths and quietly waited for my words.
[Let me tell you, first, you can only speak one by one, and you are not allowed to ask questions at the same time. As for who comes first and who comes last, you decide for yourself. Second, if you continue to make noise like this, I will not care about you.]
After I finished speaking, there were still whispers all around.
very
Soon this group of people made the seat under my butt a representative spokesperson, collecting various questions and talking to me.
"We have a question for you. Could you please answer it?"
Having said this, the seat in front of me asked softly.
〔Just ask.〕
I nodded, and immediately expressed my agreement in my heart.
"Excuse me, if you can hear our voices, have humans evolved, or have we evolved?"
The seat under me was stunned for a moment, and then asked slowly.
〔neither.〕
I shook my head lightly.
"Excuse me, why do you say that?"
The seat under my butt is a bit confusing.
[To be honest, this is because I gained temporary superpowers, so I was able to talk to you and hear your voices.]
At this point, I sighed, turned around and leaned on the table: "It's too difficult to talk to you. Let's find someone else. Let me talk to the table where I'm lying on my stomach. If nothing else, at least I'll talk to you."
It’s convenient, you don’t have to turn your head all the time.]
"I understand, then the next task will be handed over to our table master. Come on."
When the chair said this, he hid his voice and stopped making any noise.
"We want to know what you think about us being able to talk."
The table pondered for a moment, and then asked slowly: "Do you think this kind of thing will have an impact on your future life?"
[I don’t have any feelings. In fact, I have made this conjecture a long time ago, but all this actually has nothing to do with me. After all, as long as I don’t know that you can’t speak, it won’t cause any trouble in my future life.]
Having said this, I calmly shrugged my shoulders: [Furthermore, even if I do something really bad, you can't report me or report me at all. All you can do is yourself.
I just complain while chatting, so I won’t worry about this kind of thing at all.〕
"That..."
The table was stunned for a moment, as if it was thinking about a new question.
[Don’t be anxious, ask slowly.]
I stretched out my arms, then found a comfortable position and lay on the desk: [Okay, let’s continue asking, relax, you can ask anything?]
"Can you guess what our previous lives were like?"
Having said this, the table couldn't help but smile bitterly, with a look of helplessness on its face.
[Can you still remember your past life?]
There was a hint of doubt in my voice.
"Of course I remember, we were chopped from a big tree, how could we not remember?"
Speaking of this, there seemed to be a hint of pride in the table's voice: "We were big trees in our previous life."
[Oh...I thought you were going to explode with some high energy.]
When I heard this, I curled my lips in disdain, with a look of disgust on my face.
"Then how long will it take for you to gain superpowers?"
The desk opened his mouth and continued to ask.
[Actually, I only had three hours of duration.]
At this point, I glanced at them: [So it is very possible that I disappeared as I said it.]
"Ah...that's really frustrating."
As my voice fell, all the objects also expressed their own emotions.
"...Actually, we only have a few problems, it's nothing."
Speaking of this, the table couldn't help but smile bitterly, expressing its helplessness.
[Then I want to know what happened when the seat under my butt just said that he didn’t like boys sitting on him?]
I pondered for a moment, thought for a moment, and then asked.
"He said that boys always fart when they sit on it, and it still smells bad. But girls are different. Not only are they soft and smell good, but you can even see your underwear. This is not good for a perverted gentleman like him.
For me, I am really excited and happy.”
The table said this, and he couldn't help scratching his head, expressing his
of embarrassment.
[Hey, hey, you guys have really weird hobbies.]
I curled my lips with a look of disdain on my face: [Don’t be so blatant about being a pervert.]
...In this way, time passed slowly without realizing it. When get out of class was over, I came back to my senses after chatting for the whole class and realized that get out of class was over now.
However, just as the bell rang and the teacher said the word "rest", a girl walked into the classroom from the back door, stood beside me and whispered softly: "Follow me, I have something to tell you."
"ah?"
I stood up a little confused. Although I didn't understand what happened, seeing that it was Senior Zhou Ke, I didn't refuse much.
In this way, Senior Sister Zhou Ke and I arrived at the rooftop where there were only a few people.
I looked at the empty surroundings and the scorching sun above my head. I couldn't help but rub my forehead and glanced at Senior Zhou Ke's serious look.
"Hey, hey, isn't that a human being who can hear us?"
A piece of ceramic tile suddenly spoke.
"Yes, yes, that's him. His description is accurate."
Another tile continued to speak.
"Hey, buddy, be careful, this girl likes you."
The wall tile on the other side glanced at me and said with a bad smile.
"This girl is probably going to confess her love. You are so happy."
Even the rooftop door was smiling and looking like it was a joke.
[Fuck you, if she likes me, I will perform a handstand for you to have diarrhea.]
I glanced at the tiles and complained expressionlessly.
"That's right!"
The tiles under the rooftop door also have openings to match.
"Come on, sister, you must defeat this wretched man."
The guardrail next to me looked at the excitement without taking it too seriously, and started sarcastically mocking me.
"..."
These guys were like a drop of water dropped into a pot of hot oil. The moment they saw me, the pot exploded, and a strong reaction was formed in an instant.
It was as noisy as a vegetable market, which made me glare at them very unhappy.
[If you guys keep talking nonsense, I will smear feces on your bodies.]
I looked at the guys around me expressionlessly, and threatened me directly, but a threat was a threat, so I looked at Senior Zhou Ke in front of me very seriously, looking serious.
"Senior Zhou Ke, just tell me what's going on and don't be too pretentious."
I smiled and tried to relax her as much as possible.
"I..."
Senior Sister Zhou Ke smiled bitterly and sighed: "I dare not say it, I'm afraid... I'm afraid you won't agree."
Senior Sister Zhou Ke actually became timid after a long time, and she also showed a rosy and shy look in front of me, which inevitably made me doubtful.
[No, no, she really wants to confess, is she crazy or am I crazy?]
Looking at the scene in front of me, I couldn't help but murmur in my heart.
"It's okay, don't be afraid, just tell me. I'm here, what can you be afraid of? Just tell me."
I tried my best to soothe the mood of senior Zhou Ke in front of me and try my best to help her regain her confidence.
"Then I said it."
Senior Sister Zhou Ke raised her head and glanced at me with her cheeks red.
"Say it."
I sighed, put my hands in my pockets, and slowly leaned against the wall.
"Can I ask you to be my fake boyfriend? I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend...and then..."
Before Senior Zhou Ke finished speaking, I directly cupped my hand, looking serious.
"Sorry to bother you, farewell!"
I prepared to go downstairs and leave without looking back, with absolutely no intention of staying.
However, the next words from Senior Sister Zhou Ke slowed me down and made me couldn't help but lick my lips and reveal a smile.