"This group of creatures is surprisingly lustful. To me, it's really unexpected. I didn't expect that they have the same virtues as us. However, I don't know if this beauty is good-looking or not. I'll take a look too, hehe."

I looked at the scene in front of me, and then looked up at the "beautiful woman" not far away. Such a beauty scared me, and my still-unawake brain was instantly awakened.

The brain that was still a little dizzy suddenly woke up under the stimulation of this moment. Refreshing drinks like coffee and Red Bull were not worth mentioning at all.

[This guy, the makeup he puts on can ward off evil spirits, right?]

Looking at the scene in front of me, I couldn't help but complain in my heart.

However, complaints are complaints, so I followed my roommate very calmly and walked to class.

...

Just like that, before I knew it, I was already in the classroom.

Today is also an extremely noisy day.

On the way upstairs, I also discovered that all objects can talk.

The tiles on the stairs constantly convey and alternate what they see, feel and hear, and this speed of information transmission has already reached a journey beyond imagination.

If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have been as shocked by the scene in front of me.

In just a few minutes, the news about the "beautiful woman" I saw in front of the building had reached the ears of these guys. As soon as I went upstairs, I could hear them discussing the matter animatedly.

And I can confirm that the "Beauty" is far from traveling as fast as we do.

Therefore, the speed of information transmission is also very amazing.

Fortunately, it was much quieter when we arrived in the classroom.

I found a seat and sat down, sighed leisurely, and stretched slowly.

"Hey, another boy is sitting on me."

The sudden sound of conversation scared me, and I looked around for the source of the sound.

[What's wrong? Do you look down on boys?]

I looked at the seat in front of me and couldn't help but complain.

"Hey, can you hear me!?"

The seat in front of me seemed to be a little shocked: "Oh my God! What a magical human being!"

[Of course I can hear it, and I can even know that you said bad things about me.]

I couldn't help but glance at the seat with disdain on my face.

"I didn't expect, brothers, that there is a human being here who can hear me."

Before the chair finished speaking, the chairs and benches around him started shouting as if they were in a zoo to see rare animals.

"What about humans?"

"That's right! Who is this human being!?"

"It's not easy. Finally, there are humans who can hear my complaints. It's not easy. It's not easy."

"Can people hear us?"

"Did they evolve, or did we evolve?!"

"Wuhu, take off! This is great! We finally have humans who can communicate with each other. This is so happy, hahaha!"

"...."

All of a sudden, all kinds of noisy sounds poured into my ears, which made me rub my head and let out a helpless smile.

[Hey, I can understand your excitement, but can you stop being so noisy? It’s so annoying, my head is going to explode.]

I couldn't help but yell in my heart to scare the group of tools in front of me: "If you don't shut up, I will directly turn off my ability and give up talking to you in the future."

"..."

Following my intimidating roar, all the instruments in front of me slowly closed their mouths and quietly waited for my words.

[Let me tell you, first, you can only speak one by one, and you are not allowed to ask questions at the same time. As for who comes first and who comes last, you decide for yourself. Second, if you continue to make noise like this, I will not care about you.]

After I finished speaking, there were still whispers all around.

very

Soon this group of people made the seat under my butt a representative spokesperson, collecting various questions and talking to me.

"We have a question for you. Could you please answer it?"

Having said this, the seat in front of me asked softly.

〔Just ask.〕

I nodded, and immediately expressed my agreement in my heart.

"Excuse me, if you can hear our voices, have humans evolved, or have we evolved?"

The seat under me was stunned for a moment, and then asked slowly.

〔neither.〕

I shook my head lightly.

"Excuse me, why do you say that?"

The seat under my butt is a bit confusing.

[To be honest, this is because I gained temporary superpowers, so I was able to talk to you and hear your voices.]

At this point, I sighed, turned around and leaned on the table: "It's too difficult to talk to you. Let's find someone else. Let me talk to the table where I'm lying on my stomach. If nothing else, at least I'll talk to you."

It’s convenient, you don’t have to turn your head all the time.]

"I understand, then the next task will be handed over to our table master. Come on."

When the chair said this, he hid his voice and stopped making any noise.

"We want to know what you think about us being able to talk."

The table pondered for a moment, and then asked slowly: "Do you think this kind of thing will have an impact on your future life?"

[I don’t have any feelings. In fact, I have made this conjecture a long time ago, but all this actually has nothing to do with me. After all, as long as I don’t know that you can’t speak, it won’t cause any trouble in my future life.]

Having said this, I calmly shrugged my shoulders: [Furthermore, even if I do something really bad, you can't report me or report me at all. All you can do is yourself.

I just complain while chatting, so I won’t worry about this kind of thing at all.〕

"That..."

The table was stunned for a moment, as if it was thinking about a new question.

[Don’t be anxious, ask slowly.]

I stretched out my arms, then found a comfortable position and lay on the desk: [Okay, let’s continue asking, relax, you can ask anything?]

"Can you guess what our previous lives were like?"

Having said this, the table couldn't help but smile bitterly, with a look of helplessness on its face.

[Can you still remember your past life?]

There was a hint of doubt in my voice.

"Of course I remember, we were chopped from a big tree, how could we not remember?"

Speaking of this, there seemed to be a hint of pride in the table's voice: "We were big trees in our previous life."

[Oh...I thought you were going to explode with some high energy.]

When I heard this, I curled my lips in disdain, with a look of disgust on my face.

"Then how long will it take for you to gain superpowers?"

The desk opened his mouth and continued to ask.

[Actually, I only had three hours of duration.]

At this point, I glanced at them: [So it is very possible that I disappeared as I said it.]

"Ah...that's really frustrating."

As my voice fell, all the objects also expressed their own emotions.

"...Actually, we only have a few problems, it's nothing."

Speaking of this, the table couldn't help but smile bitterly, expressing its helplessness.

[Then I want to know what happened when the seat under my butt just said that he didn’t like boys sitting on him?]

I pondered for a moment, thought for a moment, and then asked.

"He said that boys always fart when they sit on it, and it still smells bad. But girls are different. Not only are they soft and smell good, but you can even see your underwear. This is not good for a perverted gentleman like him.

For me, I am really excited and happy.”

The table said this, and he couldn't help scratching his head, expressing his
To be continued...