Volume Four, Chapter 87, All come to me to pretend to be a boyfriend?
"call..."
I sighed slowly, showing a helpless look.
[I suddenly look like Pan An now?
Or is my nickname now Daniel Wu and Eddie Peng?
Why do so many good things suddenly come to my door? Something is wrong.
Could it be that I am really too handsome?]
Before I could finish thinking about it, there was a voice complaining from the other side.
"Bah, you shameless bastard."
A piece of floor complained.
"That's right, it still looks like Pan An, I tui~"
Ceramic tiles are not far behind.
[Go, go, go, what do you know?]
I didn't explain much. Instead, I calmed them down and stopped them from making noises.
"It's okay, just tell me if you have something to say. Since our friendship is not very shallow, I am willing to help you. Let's talk about it. What problems have you encountered."
Having said this, I calmly took out a stick of chewing gum from my pocket, put it in my mouth and chewed it gently: "If it's too much trouble, then forget it."
"I..."
When Yang Zi said this, he sighed softly, with a touch of melancholy in his expression: "I feel like I am a disaster. I caused a conflict between two boys. They are going to fight. I think
I want you to help me and stop the two of them from fighting."
"Then why were they fighting?"
I rubbed the tip of my nose, while carefully reading the next question, while chewing gum carefully: "Isn't it because of you again?"
"Um..."
Yang Ziji nodded sheepishly.
"What kind of monster did you do?"
I curled my lips and said with an unhappy look on my face.
"Because they asked me the same question and I gave different answers, they argued with each other about who I hated the most, or who I liked the most. The two of them had been arguing for a long time, and then they started to fight. Now... they are already fighting.
It’s too late. I...I don’t know what to do, so I can only come to you."
After saying this, Yang Ziji showed a pitiful expression to me, trying to make me trust her.
"This is a really good reason to fight."
I sighed, looking helpless.
"So I have no choice but to come to you for help."
Having said this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly, showing a look of helplessness on my face.
"Harmful..."
I sighed.
"Then how did you know my location?"
With an expressionless face, I picked my nose very calmly, not caring about my image at all.
"because..."
Yang Zizi scratched his head in embarrassment: "Because I originally wanted to find you, but I couldn't find you. I had no choice but to go to the rooftop to take a look, hoping to relieve my boredom, but unexpectedly, I got an unexpected surprise.
happiness."
"So you found me without knowing why?"
I smiled bitterly and rubbed my forehead, and couldn't help but sigh: "What a sin, what a sin."
"Hehe, so I'm busy..."
Yang Zizi rubbed his hands excitedly and looked expectantly at me: "Can you..."
[This is a blessing, not a curse, but it is a curse that cannot be avoided.
Oh my God, my God, when I was single, I looked for girls every day but couldn't find any. I don't need her anymore, so why do I come here every day? Could it be that you are really against me, aren't you? What a hatred and resentment, why is this like this?
God is going to kill me!]
The more I thought about it, the more I couldn't help but let out a helpless smile.
That bitter gourd face,
It is simply that the mark has reached its peak and cannot be marked any more.
"What's wrong with you? Are you feeling unwell?"
Yang Ziji looked at me with a wry smile and couldn't help but asked softly: "Do you need me to take you to the doctor? Why do you look so ugly?"
"No, no, no."
I shook my head helplessly: "Just tell me, how do you want me to help you?"
"It's actually very simple."
Yang Ziji smiled stupidly, with a cute look: "You just need to help me mediate their conflicts~"
"Then just kill me. If you let me go, what will I do?"
I looked at her very calmly, and that look was like looking at a fool, there was no difference.
"What's the matter? Is it difficult?"
Yang Ziji asked with some confusion: "Can't you just pretend to be my boyfriend and show up? What? Is it difficult?"
"No, it's not a question of whether it's difficult or not. What I want to say is that if you come to me, there won't be any persuasion. Do you understand?"
Having said this, I raised my head and looked at the sky, showing a helpless expression: "I have grown up like this, if you don't ask the rich and handsome people in your class to help you, you ask me to help you, let alone persuasion.
, it’s extremely difficult to keep them from laughing, do you understand?”
At this time, my voice was full of helpless complaints, just like I was complaining about a fool, I started to complain without hesitation.
"Woooooo~ Xiao Chenchen, don't talk about yourself like that~"
Yang Ziqian in front of him sobbed twice, seeming to be very aggrieved.
"Okay, okay, don't be disgusted with me, let me think of a solution... You can also ask me to help. You can think of a specific solution for me before school today, and then send me a penguin message to tell me, remember?"
?”
Having said this, I simply shook my hand, showing a hint of impatience.
"Yeah, thank you very much."
Yang Ziji nodded with a smile.
"Go downstairs. No more talking."
Helpless, I turned around and went downstairs without any hesitation.
"Thank you so much, handsome guy Yang Chen~bye~!"
Yang Ziji said with a smile.
"Go, go, stop complimenting me."
As my impatient words fell, I entered the classroom and returned to my seat to listen to the class.
Not long after, I felt drowsy and fell asleep, not because the lecture was too boring, but because I was too tired to open my eyes, which made me not interested in listening at all, and the group of desks in front of me was
Joy bloomed.
These guys seemed to be eager for me to sleep. While singing various ditties to lull people to sleep, they kept repeating lullabies to me in gentle voices.
Even if the King of Heaven comes here, I'm afraid I'll be so drowsy that I'll lie down on the ground.
Gradually, my eyes became dark and my consciousness became increasingly blurry.
Before I knew it, I came to an open ground.
...
"Where am I? The grassland? The top of my head?"
Looking at the endless grassland in front of me, and seeing that my waist was covered by the wild grass beside me, I couldn't help but feel a little weird.
Looking around, a look of confusion appeared on my face.
"Yang Chen, do you still remember me?"
Suddenly, a ray of light appeared in front of me.
"Hello, boss. Of course I remember you."
I bowed my hands respectfully to the light in front of me, not because of anything else. No matter what, if there was no one else, the previous mission might really have failed.
"After I came out with you, I found that your body is quite comfortable. However,
Is this another parallel world? It’s really an unexpected peace.”
This ray of light looked at me with a smile, seemingly satisfied.
"You...when you say this, I can't help but wonder...how did you do this? How did you follow me here?"
I asked with some confusion.
"Idiot, of course it flew over your body, otherwise what else do you think it could be?"
Having said this, the light in front of him seemed to be unhappy.
"Then your power hasn't diminished?"
I tilted my head and asked softly.
"No, after all, according to the power of the system, it is still not enough to detect my existence."
Speaking of this, this ray of light seemed to be very proud: "I am beyond his existence, so no matter how slave it is, it will not find me. This leads me to do all kinds of outrageous things in time, and I will not will be suspected and discovered by it."
"Is this my dream?"
Feeling a little confused, I asked softly.
"Yes and no."
This ray of light laughed loudly: "What is a dream and what is reality? You must not know it, right?"
"I..."
I heard this question repeated many times and fell into silence again.
"Dreams and reality are opposed to each other, but they tolerate each other. In essence, dreams are an extension of reality, a reflection of reality, and a reflection of reality. Reality is the basis of dreams and a feasible part of dreams, but it is also a foil. Dreams are the great benchmark for realizing dreams.”
This ray of light, after talking about the truth, seems to still shake its head and smile, with an enigmatic look: "So, don't pursue reality and illusion. You may not be real, and I may not be illusion."
When I heard these words, I was suddenly touched.
"I won't talk about such advanced topics anymore."
This ray of light waved its hand, looking extremely calm: "I want to know, is there anyone you like?"
"me?"
I pointed at myself and suddenly laughed: "To be honest, I don't even know."
"Why don't you know?"
There was a little more doubt in the voice of this ray of light.
"Because my emotions are very complicated, I think I am a scumbag. When I am with Chen Mengting, I feel carefree and relaxed, so I have a good impression of Chen Mengting. However, when I am with Chen Mengting, , although I am nervous, I can feel excited and happy from the bottom of my heart. So when I am with her, I will also feel happy."
Having said this, I couldn't help but raise my head and smile bitterly: "As for when I'm with Yang Zi, I often treat her like a younger sister, but I have a strange feeling. Including Senior Sister Zhou Ke, in fact, I also understand myself very well, and I also know that I am not good enough."
"What do you understand?"
Hearing this, this ray of light tilted his head, looking puzzled: "What can you understand?"
"I...I know that I don't really ask you to do it. I also know that many times, when I like someone, it's mostly because I'm lustful. Maybe that's it. Besides, I No idea."
While talking, I let out a long sigh and burst out laughing.
"Then are you prepared to live like this for the rest of your life?"
This ray of light hugged its shoulders and looked like I was laughing at me: "You know that, right? These guys also have a crush on you."
"What virtues and abilities do I have? Am I qualified to pursue them? How can I dare to express my love for a beautiful woman when I have no wealth and no wealth?"
Having said this, I sat with my legs crossed on the grass very calmly, and my expression also revealed a feeling of seeing through the world of mortals.