I suddenly thought too much and my thoughts seemed to go off topic, but small episodes like this can become one of the few joys in my life.
I am very happy to have such an experience.
After all, a boy's happiness is that simple.
When I came back to my senses, I realized that the other party had already answered my question.
Opponent: [I find you are surprisingly shameless...]
Opponent: [Middle finger.]
I grinned and tapped my phone with a smile to answer:
[Although you are not the first person to praise me like this.]
Me: [But if you praise me like that again, I will be proud. Hehehe.]
Opponent:【嘁.】
Opponent: [You are really shameless... and glib.]
The other person: [Okay, tell me, what is your name?]
When I saw the question raised by the other party, I was inevitably a little hesitant...because I still hadn't decided what my name should be.
[Let me think about it...
My sense of existence has always been very low, and my words are as light as a feather to others. I obviously want to help others many times, but others regard me as dust.
Me...just call me Xu Chen.]
I tapped the phone gently and answered him slowly:
[If you really want to shout, then you can call me Xuchen. It is one of my online names.]
Opponent: [Xu Chen? It feels like... this name has many profound meanings...]
Me: [Probably, if we get acquainted with each other in the future, I will tell you the reason.]
The other party: [Okay, wait for me, I will make a note now.]
Me:【Okay.】
I switched the interface and slightly modified her note: Zi Xin.
Looking at this name, I actually have some expectations. If the other person is really Yang Zimin, then it proves that we are still very destined. What's more, after a few words of conversation, she doesn't have the impetuousness of others, which makes me feel at ease.
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After the next chat, the two of us unexpectedly recognized each other. Although we often teased each other, we soon became good friends who cherish each other.
[This feeling... is really close to my pursuit of the so-called real thing... Maybe, in general, chatting on the Internet is not so bad...]
Just as I was thinking wildly, noisy footsteps and discussions gradually came from the corridor. From the sound, it must be that my roommates and others were back.
Listening to the noisy sound, I couldn't help but sigh.
[It’s time to do those humiliating tasks... Oh, it’s so troublesome...]
Thinking of this, I picked up my phone and said goodbye to the other party. Then I gently clicked on Li Laoba's video and watched the details of the entire video over and over again, not wanting to forget any line and leave the task unfinished.
Before I could find my video resource here, the sound of their conversations on the other side came from outside the door.
"Wow, let me tell you...this version of Senna's AD is so annoying. I lost half of my health in one shot."
"Damn it, you guys sent her to the bottom lane, and I, Yasuo, can't stop her with the wind wall. I'll be dead with two strikes from her. What a joke!"
"You still have the nerve to say that? If it weren't for your Yasuo 0-12-0, would the Qinggang Shadow in the middle lane on the opposite side have wandered around so early?"
"I was restrained, you know? Qinggangying is Yasuo's biological father, okay?"
"Hey...why do I only think you are like this? The garbage truck that just passed by perfectly demonstrated your game level?"
"What happened to the garbage truck? I am also a diamond goalkeeper after all, okay..."
"I mean, the car is printed with garbage compression. Garbage compression number 0-12-0"
"Yes, yes, you flash to grab heads, and then continue to give away, keeping your value of three hundred unchanged, and continue to give away heads. Are you still a human being?"
"..."
"These guys... are so irritable..."
I heard the voice and shook my head with a wry smile, then rubbed my forehead and whispered to myself.
"boom."
The door to the dormitory was violently pushed open, and the four people squeezed back into the dormitory. While crowding, they did not forget to say to me: "Hey, we are back. How was the class meeting today, and what was talked about?"
"I got there late, so I just drew a blackboard report. I don't know what the specific content was."
I answered very calmly.
"Hey, Yang Chen, this slut Li Hao fooled us today."
Sun Fengqi patted my shoulder, then sat down next to me and said to me with a lewd smile.
"Are you fooled? What's going on?"
I looked at the video of Li Laoba on my phone and asked without raising my head.
"Li Hao insists on talking about a game of abuse, and then plays the mid laner Yasuo. What's the gift... I can't bear to look at it... Huh? Do you think Li Laoba is just for serving food during dinner?"
While Sun Fengqi was chattering to me, he suddenly noticed the video playing on my phone and couldn't help but ask softly.
I raised my head with a wry smile, glanced at them innocently, and complained helplessly: "No, actually I don't want to see this, but it really happened for a reason..."
"Everything happens for a reason? What reason? Do you also like to eat Ollie?"
Zhang Tianlai immediately became excited when he heard these words. He moved to my side with an excited face and asked me excitedly.
I smiled at him softly and said very gently: "Get out!"
"Ahem... don't make trouble, listen to Yang Chen's business."
Sun Fengqi waved his hand and quickly changed the topic.
"Actually, it's because I lost the bet, so I want to watch this..."
When I said this, I couldn't help but sigh, pretending to look regretful and helpless.
"Then just looking at this is too ordinary... What kind of bet is this?"
Li Hao gently pushed up his glasses with his middle finger and said with a smile on his face.
"It's not about watching, but I'm going to show you a video imitating Li Laoba eating an Oli. And this is my bet."
I sighed again, pretending to look pained and regretful: "Why do you think I made that bet in the first place? Gambling is harmful to people..."
Although I had a look of regret on my face at this time, I couldn't help but praise my high IQ.
[I am so damn smart! As long as this is done, my plans and tasks can be completed impeccably. With a legitimate reason, they will not doubt me for doing such a thing.
Hahaha!
Talents have emerged from generation to generation, and each has led the way for hundreds of years. But throughout the ages, young geniuses have emerged! Only I, Yang Chen, am the one!]
I was a little proud of what I thought was a perfect plan, even a little swollen, and a touch of excitement inevitably appeared on my face.
But don't wait for me to be proud for a long time, Sun
Feng Qi frowned and asked me gently: "But who did you make this bet with? Why do you want us to see it? How are you going to prove it to him then?"
"Um……"
Sun Fengqi asked several questions that made me speechless in an instant. My heart tightened and shock appeared on my face.
[Holy shit! Oh shit! Oh shit!!
Totally forgot about it!
I was only thinking about how to complete the task, but I didn't expect that there were still some small loopholes in the plan. Wow, I missed a move...
It’s so uncomfortable, Ma Fei…
But fortunately, I still kept a secret. You thought I was on the first floor, but in fact I was on the fifth floor! Take off! Wuhu!]
I then rubbed my nose very calmly, and then said calmly: "You are stupid, just find someone to record it with my mobile phone, and then I will send it to him. Wouldn't it be proof?"
"I see."
Sun Fengqi rubbed his nose as he was thinking about it and murmured softly.
"With your IQ, did you cheat on the entrance examination?"
At this time, I knew very well that I couldn't panic or reveal any flaws, so I had to directly retaliate and divert their attention.
"Then which one of us are you going to let record?"
Li Hao looked at me and pushed up his glasses with his middle finger. This action has happened twice. It always made me feel like this person was secretly despising me. However, the question Li Hao raised was still very critical.
"Well...this is indeed a problem."
At this time, I couldn't help but stroke my chin gently and think quietly.
I know these four people better than anyone else. Each one is more showy and bad than the last. If my phone gets into their hands, something bad might happen.
What's more, I still have a bunch of Japanese learning textbooks on my phone. If they find them, the consequences will be disastrous.
Although basically every boy has a few teaching materials or demonstration videos on his mobile phone... This is the unspoken secret of every man, but it would be quite shameful if others were forced to reveal this secret.
I took a deep breath and glanced at them carefully.
[Sun Fengqi is unreliable. Although he is usually very reliable, he starts to indulge himself once he gets to the dormitory. Overall, it is quite troublesome.]
I took another look at Li Hao, who was picking his nose, and couldn't help but retching.
[This guy Li Hao is a slut. With such a personality and experience, it is a lot more troublesome for me, so I am even more worried about letting him record it.
What's more, this guy has boogers on his hands, so he can't bear to touch my phone.〕
I glanced at Zhang Tianlai who looked expectant.
[That Zhang Tianlai looks very smart and studies very seriously, but in fact she is very coquettish. But if you think about it carefully, there are really not many boys who are not coquettish.
Huh, think about the B-site up owner Aman I watched. He was really slutty when he complained about the novel. This may be a model for men who can have no money, but they must be slutty.〕
Having complained to this point, I raised my head and glanced at Meng Tianci. Only this guy was making tea.
I sighed, after all, he was the only one who was relatively reliable.
[Now the only one I can trust is Meng Tianci. Although this guy is often slow to react and likes to cause trouble, in general, he is still a simple and honest person after all, but he has been led astray by us.]
At this time, I had no choice but to comfort myself constantly to convince my young mind.