"Think too much, where do you get the human rights? Go, go, go, I'm busy, I don't have time to play with a silly boy like you."
As Qiu Wuyun said this, she waved her hands, looking disgusted.
“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
My act of acting cute and mean was completely out of character, and I was so angry that Qiu Wuyun in front of me stomped her feet and cursed.
"Go, go, go! When did this girl say that??"
Qiu Wuyun stood there pinching her waist, looking angry.
"Qiu Wuyun~ I didn't expect you, this girl, to have an affair with him. It was my fault. I didn't expect it, wuwuwu~"
Seeing that the situation was not right, Zhou Ke did not miss this great opportunity to tease Qiu Wuyun, and was not willing to give Qiu Wuyun a chance to step down.
Anyway, there are no outsiders around now, so teasing is just teasing.
"You two... actually bullied me together. Could it be that you two had discussed something in private? Why did you suddenly come to target me?"
Qiu Wuyun pinched her waist and glanced at us suspiciously: "Are you two together? Why do you suddenly have such a tacit understanding and don't say anything? You even joined forces to attack me, huh~"
Before she said a few words, the cheeks of Senior Zhou Ke in front of her turned a little rosy.
"Holy shit... no way..."
Qiu Wuyun's eyes widened in astonishment: "Did I really guess it right? Isn't this too false?"
"Come on, stop it, stop it. I'm single now, okay? Even if I have a girlfriend, it's my hard-working hands."
Seeing that the situation was not good, I immediately stepped out in front of everyone to come to the rescue.
"whispering sound!"
Qiu Wuyun hummed, looking unhappy.
Of course, the blushing senior Zhou Ke scratched her head in embarrassment and quietly distanced herself from Qiu Wuyun in front of her, thus covering up the shy look on her face.
However, after this argument, Qiu Wuyun's cheeks turned slightly red.
It looked like it was too hot outside and she hadn't recovered from the heat just entering the house. She was probably a little shy or a little angry.
All in all, to be honest, it is difficult to describe such a beautiful posture in words, but interestingly, I can also see a hint of shyness and arrogance in Qiu Wuyun from it.
As a result, I don’t know what kind of nerve Qiu Wuyun has, and I don’t know what this silly girl Qiu Wuyun wants to do.
All I know is that no matter what kind of situation I encounter now, I can only temporarily shut up and remain silent to maintain the atmosphere.
"Okay, okay, go change your clothes quickly. We'll go swimming later. If I'm really upset, you can also bring that killer weapon over."
Senior Sister Zhou Ke said as she walked towards the swimming pool.
As for me, standing in the living room, after hearing this sentence, I froze in place in confusion.
"Fuck..."
I couldn't help but uttered a curse word: "What is a big killer? Can you explain it to me? Hey, hey..."
Before I finished speaking, the two women walked separately, one went upstairs and the other went to the swimming pool.
And the only one left standing in the living room was me, in a daze.
[Speaking of which, what exactly is a mass murder weapon? Why does it feel so weird?
Although it cannot be guns and ammunition, if you analyze it carefully, it is definitely not too simple. So, what is all this?]
Although I was curious and confused, at this time, I could only return to my recliner obediently and wait for the arrival of the "big killer".
Although I feel a little uneasy in my heart, there is nothing I can do about it.
"Click..."
Within a few minutes, the faint sound of pushing sounded again, and Qiu Wuyun in front of her also tied her shawl into a ponytail. At the same time, her clothes were also extremely beautiful.
The light blue swimming bra and swimming briefs made her look cute.
However, even so, it does not diminish her beauty at all, but adds a touch of other charm to it.
I wouldn’t believe it if no boys saw such a youthful and beautiful outfit.
Even for a guy like me who claims to not want to fall in love, after seeing this scene, I couldn't help but stare straight, wishing that my eyes could be glued to Qiu Wuyun's body in front of me.
"Gulu..."
I admit that I couldn't help but swallow and spit to relieve the dryness and hoarseness of my throat.
"Hey, big pervert, you know how to watch every day
Beauty, see how I punish you."
The Qiu Wuyun in front of me looked at me, as if she was not angry at all. She directly picked up the water gun placed behind her body, filled it with pool water three times, and then shot me.
come over.
"Hey, hey, I was wrong! Wrong! I'm not a pervert, I just looked at it with a critical and appreciative eye, don't care!"
I had no choice but to hide and beg for mercy, while the entire swimming pool burst into laughter amidst my wails.
"Want to beg for mercy? This girl will not forgive you!"
Qiu Wuyun also looked like a domineering queen, without any hesitation at all, she just chased me all the way.
My body has already been soaked by the swimming pool water, and my temper has surfaced.
"Stop hitting me. If you hit me again, I will fight back."
Unable to bear it, I hid and shouted with my eyes closed.
"you dare?!"
Qiu Wuyun's slightly provocative and slightly powerful voice inspired my courage in an instant. With my eyes closed, I just raised my hand. Originally I just extended a palm, my intention was to make her stop.
.
However, I don’t know if it’s God’s unkindness or God’s deliberate intention.
All in all, I saw that my left hand happened to be blocking Qiu Wuyun's chest, which had no bulge. I just exerted a little force tentatively, and then sighed.
"It's okay... I'm sorry..."
My voice was low and mean. When I came to my senses, I withdrew my hand and quickly explained: "I touched your back just now. I'm sorry... I didn't mean it."
"Go to hell! If you touch someone's breasts and say that, let's see if I don't beat you to death!"
Qiu Wuyun's pretty face turned red with anger, and her previous laughter and curses immediately disappeared, and instead turned into a look of shyness and anger.
After the long-range weapon in his hand ran out of bullets, it turned into a melee weapon and hit me hard.
"Boom!"
Along with a violent sound of water, I was kicked directly into the pool.
"Ahem...Sorry, sorry, I really didn't mean it!"
I quickly held my breath to float my body up, and I also tried my best to keep my head floating on the water, breathing in the fresh air.
"I am going to kill you!"
Qiu Wuyun's angry face is actually very cute.
"Ah, I'm dead..."
I knew I couldn't escape, so I very cleverly pretended to be dead, and my body lay on the edge of the swimming pool, relying on the buoyancy of the water to float on the water: "I surrender, I'm dead, I won't play anymore."
"Hmph! Do you think you can get away with it like this?"
Qiu Wuyun said angrily: "You... you touched others randomly!"
"I was wrong, I was wrong, don't be angry. I didn't mean it...really!"
I pressed my upper body against the edge of the pool to make my body float more stably.
"Then you did it on purpose."
Senior Sister Zhou Ke slowly took a sip of her drink and said with a smile.
This is typical, just watching the excitement is not too big a deal.
"Big pervert!"
Qiu Wuyun reluctantly raised her foot and stepped directly on my forehead. Although she let go of her foot after a moment, she still stepped on it and made my head feel dizzy.
"Okay, okay, anyway, you are pretty much the same before and after. It's okay."
Zhou Ke smiled and looked at Qiu Wuyun who rushed over angrily after hearing these words. He also made a prompt decision and jumped directly into the swimming pool.
"You! As big as you!"
Qiu Wuyun was furious and stamped her feet. Without any hesitation, she quickly jumped into the swimming pool and started messing around with Zhou Ke in front of her.
Two girls caressing each other and rubbing each other's bodies, such a sexy scene.
No need for me to tell you, just think about it yourself.
Of course, if I continue talking, then without further ado, the book will be available in txt tomorrow.
(Ten million words are omitted here for harmony.)
After a long time, the two guys felt a little tired and slowly stepped ashore and chose to rest. I also returned to the swimming pool very sensibly and made way for the two immortals.
"Aren't you going to have class this afternoon?"
I looked at the two exhausted girls in front of me and asked softly.
"Don't forget, I am now the most famous club in the school. The next club performance will be in October, after the holidays. So as long as I ask for leave, the teacher will nod faster than anyone else."
While talking, Zhou Ke slowly took a sip of the drink.
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"I didn't ask for leave. Sorry, I went to school. Otherwise, my sign-in would be gone."
Having said this, I stood up and prepared to leave anxiously.
"Don't worry, I've already asked for leave for you."
Senior Sister Zhou Ke took a sip of her drink very calmly, as if everything was as she expected: "Since I called you, I must be ready for everything."
"That's good. That's good."
I quickly stroked my chest to soothe my mood.
"Senior Zhou Ke, I didn't tell you before, now tell me why he is your half-boyfriend."
Qiu Wuyun turned over so that she could lie down more comfortably: "Is it possible that you two are really together?"
"Because I asked him to be my fake boyfriend~"
When Senior Sister Zhou Ke said this, she glanced at Qiu Wuyun mysteriously: "You girl, please don't mind."
"I don't... mind about this guy."
When Qiu Wuyun heard this, she rolled over with a look of disdain. But suddenly, she turned her head and complained unhappily: "Hey, hey, hey, who do you think I am? What do you mean, don't you mind?"
Mind you, you don’t have any control over what you say. He has nothing to do with me.”
"Okay, okay, whatever you say is what it is, okay~"
Senior Sister Zhou Ke waved her hand perfunctorily, as if she didn't trust Qiu Wuyun in front of her.
"What do you mean? I'm very innocent."
Qiu Wuyun rolled her eyes at Senior Zhou Ke: "I swear, if I like Yang Chen, I will smash you to pieces with five thunderbolts from the sky."
"Well, I believe it."
Senior Sister Zhou Ke said calmly: "After all, I don't want to die."
"Hmph~"
Qiu Wuyun, who won the small battle, hugged her shoulders and groaned, seeming to express her excitement and joy of returning from victory.
"Senior Zhou Ke, I have a question with a different logic that I want to ask you."
I asked softly while soaking in the swimming pool.
"It's okay, just tell me."
Senior Zhou Ke looked indifferent.
"Didn't you say that you are one year older than me? But why are you eighteen years old? I am only sixteen years old~"
While asking the question, I also thought carefully about it again: "Why do I feel that something is not right about the time? Am I too stupid to figure it out?"
"Because I took a year off from school to raise tuition, you see."
Speaking of this, Senior Zhou Ke herself couldn't help but sigh helplessly: "There is nothing we can do about it. Who asked my parents to raise me since I was a child? But now that I think about it, it is a miracle that I can survive."
Senior Zhou Ke's emotional look also made me nod secretly.
"Hey, by the way. Qiu Wuyun, don't you have to go to class in the afternoon?"
I asked softly: "Be careful, you don't have the usual grades."
"We don't have classes in the afternoon, but you asked me if I had classes. Do you have evil intentions? Could it be that you want to take advantage of my absence to have a fake show with Senior Zhou Ke?"
Qiu Wuyun was also a counter-attacker who never suffered a loss, and she choked me directly.
[Choke me? I am not someone to be bullied.
Who am I? I am a man from another world who hates NPPC. With his eloquence and understanding, the king should really ask me to be his translator.〕
Of course, as a gold-medal keyboard warrior who has never won a fight or lost an insult.
Naturally, I also have my own set of skills.
"Yes, is it possible that I have to do a fake show with a girl whose front and back are indistinguishable? Or, are you going to join us, or are you going to watch the battle without shame?"
In front of me, I directly described Qiu Wuyun in front of me. Her face was red and her whole person looked angry.
"Go to hell! You know how to bully this girl."
Qiu Wuyun walked directly in front of me and kicked me from the shore back to the swimming pool.
"Gulu gulu butt~"
I was struggling in the water, and the sudden kick made me unable to react.
As I kept struggling in the water, I also felt that it was difficult to breathe and it was difficult for me to use all my strength.
"You can really pretend."
Qiu Wuyun glanced at me struggling in the water, her voice full of disdain, but her expression showed a hint of hesitation and concern.
"Gululu~"
I wanted to refute her, but I couldn't speak.
"Something's wrong, Qiu Wuyun, you can swim, go and save him. It doesn't look like you're just pretending. He's a landlubber."
Zhou Ke looked at my face and immediately noticed something was wrong.