Although I think so, when it comes time for me to make a decision, I still inevitably hesitate.
"I'm here to apply for a video recording quota."
Li Hao suddenly spoke to interrupt me who was hesitant at this time, then he smiled evilly and pushed up his glasses with his middle finger, and said to me with a mean smile on his face.
"Go away, don't worry, with your bird-like personality, I won't trust you at all, and I won't give you my quota even if it's given to a dog."
I waved to him calmly and declined as politely as possible.
Li Hao couldn't help curling his lips when he heard my words, looking a little disdainful.
"Tch, this quota is not a good thing, but judging from your reaction, there should be a lot of island country love action movies on your phone, right?"
Having said this, he rubbed his hands again and made a lewd smile at me. His expression actually made me laugh a little.
But I didn't panic at all and directly spoke back.
"Hey~ I'm not you. Don't think that everyone else thinks the same as you. Most of the memory on my mobile phone contains language textbooks from various countries, and then I ask you to download some individual ones and they complain that there is no memory."
After I finished speaking, I gave Li Hao an internationally recognized gesture, a slender middle finger, which made him speechless for a moment.
Seeing that the person who caused the trouble finally let me go, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.
I rubbed my hands gently, walked to Meng Tianci with a smile, stood on tiptoe and patted Meng Tianci on the shoulder, and then said with a smile on my face: "Brother, I have to rely on you to record the video."
Already."
"puff……"
Meng Tianci couldn't help but burst into laughter when he saw me standing on tiptoes asking him questions.
[Damn it, I can’t bear it...]
I looked at him smiling like he was in need of a slap, and couldn't help but lightly clenched his fists, but still said with a smile on his face: "Do me a favor, good brother, eh, eh, eh, eh, I beg you, okay?"
Good~”
"Pfft...hahahahaha!!"
Meng Tianci, who was drinking water, vomited the water all over the floor, and then burst into laughter.
"Sassy, so slutty. I thought Li Hao and I were pretty slutty enough, but I didn't expect you to be the real slut king. I admire you so much."
Zhang Tianlai gave me a thumbs up and said to me with admiration.
"It's so shameless to beg people...the funniest thing is the foot tap on the shoulder, it really makes me happy! Hahaha!"
Sun Fengqi pinched his nose, and the suppressed smile on his face made me want to hit someone.
"Okay, for the sake of your coquettishness, I will do this for you." But Meng Tianci didn't want to embarrass me, so he just laughed and decided to help me.
Just when I thought the matter was about to end, I never thought that Li Hao spoke again.
"Hey, hey, hey, didn't you say you wouldn't give it to me even if you gave it to a dog? Then you just called him a dog?"
Li Hao narrowed his eyes, looked at Meng Tianci and me with a wicked smile, and complained directly.
"Damn it! Yang Chen, I didn't expect you to be such a bad guy. I wanted to help you with good intentions, but you still tried to trick me!? Oh wow, I didn't expect you to be such a scumbag~"
Meng Tianci reacted belatedly, slapped my butt, and said angrily.
"Ahem..."
When I heard these words, I couldn't help but coughed in embarrassment. These guys were hurting me overtly and covertly.
But I also had a way. I raised my index finger and put my whole hand on the top of my head, and explained to him with a flattering look on the other side: "No, I didn't mean that. Mainly, you also know that our entire dormitory,
You are wise, powerful, and domineering, and you have a very good character. Honesty and trustworthiness are the best manifestations of you."
"Then what?"
Meng Tianci raised his eyebrows at me, waiting for the next step.
"That's why I came to you for help..."
I smiled very flatteringly and said with a lewd smile.
"Really? What does your finger mean? Are you pretending to be a Teletubbies?"
Meng Tianci rolled his eyes at me suspiciously and asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"I think the weather is not very good today, so I set up a lightning rod! After all, lying will be struck by lightning! What's more, I just said so much... I'm afraid that the sky will strike five thunderbolts and shatter me..."
Before I could finish my words, Meng Tianci kicked me in the butt and interrupted me:
"Fuck you!"
…
There was another noisy fight in the dormitory for a long time, and finally the farce finally came to an end.
What? Don’t ask me why I scratched the comma? It’s not because of that bullshit task. Only by completing this thing can I truly come to an end.
"Ahem... I'll give it a try, don't laugh."
At this time, I squatted down a little shyly, gently pressed my palms on the ground, and then took a deep breath, as if I wanted to forget that there was someone next to me.
I mustered up the courage and grabbed the void on the ground, then raised my head very seriously, looked at the camera with a serious face, and repeated: "Old fellows, there is nothing you can't think of, there is nothing I, Yang Chen, can't do
, today I, Yang Chen, will show you a performance of eating Oli for you! If you do it, brothers, I will give you Oli."
The moment the words fell, I raised the air in my hands and stuffed the void into my mouth.
After I put it into my mouth, I quickly pretended to be disgusted, making a vomiting sound on one side, and started to retching on the other side.
"good!!!"
“Good acting!”
"Congratulations to Mr. Yang on finishing the project!"
The other three theatergoers stood up and cheered. They looked so happy that I almost thought they had won the lottery jackpot.
But I was still a little embarrassed at this time, after all, I had just done such a shameful thing...it was really not honorable.
"OK, it's perfect. It perfectly meets the requirements of a showman." After Meng Tianci finished speaking, he didn't forget to give me an OK gesture.
[But fortunately, this nightmare is finally over.]
When I thought of this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly.
[For doing this bullshit mission, I’m really embarrassed...]
Before I could think anything, some strange sounds interrupted my thinking.
Suddenly hearing such a noisy sound, I couldn't help but frown. When I quickly turned my head, I realized that the few sand sculptures looked cheerful.
Zhang Tianlai stood on the left, playing festive music constantly on his mobile phone. At the same time, he raised the paper in his hand with his right hand and saw a line of large characters written on it——
[Congratulations to Mr. Yang on finishing the project.]
Sun Fengqi on the other side also stood to my right, holding up a piece of paper with his left hand, which read -
Along with the sound of Li Hao's cell phone, Sun Fengqi's cell phone also rang on the other side.
"Crack, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle!"
This sound is the sound of firecrackers.
In an instant, there was a roar of gongs and drums and firecrackers blasting in our dormitory.
What I know is that a few idiots are crazy, but those who don’t know think it’s the Chinese New Year.
Before I could react, Li Hao came out from nowhere and immediately teased me. This guy had a funny pillow on his head and was wearing a bed sheet. He obviously looked like he was about to perform a lion dance.
But after just a few glances, I couldn’t help but want to complain.
[In other lion dances, the whole body twists and turns majestically, jumping up and down from time to time, making the lion appear alive.
This guy is so good, he is turning the funny pillow above his head crazily, and at the same time, he is swaying his little butt desperately.
This is not a lion... Even if it is, it is still a little lion who has retired from pole dancing.]
Such a scene was not suitable for children. All the onlookers were ashamed, vomited, and shouted for help.
However, after their fuss, I no longer felt so embarrassed in the dormitory, and I inevitably had time to breathe a sigh of relief.
[It’s really great to have this group of idiot roommates.
Ah... I am so rarely happy...]
-
Time passed quickly, and before we knew it, the lights in our dormitory had been turned off.
The dormitory with the lights off is extremely quiet.
Everyone was playing with their mobile phones and doing their own things. On the contrary, I started to feel a little sad at this time.
[Ah... there is also a task of kissing my roommate on the cheek.
This task is really troublesome... If I want to kiss them, they will definitely suspect that I am gay... they will definitely?!]
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile bitterly. To be honest, I don't know how many times I have smiled bitterly today. But this bullshit mission is really good to me. Every mission makes me a little bit difficult to handle. It's such a painful thing.
...It really makes me a little bit confused about how to complain.
[That’s all, I’d better take a look at the store to see if there are any new gadgets.]
I quickly opened my phone and took a look at the store.
【shop】
Current points: 21
Tip: The store will refresh all items with less than 100 points every day. If there are items you like, please buy them in time to avoid difficulty in purchasing them in the future.
Things purchased here can be stored in the system warehouse and can be taken and placed at any time.
commodity:
-Daily new special offers-
[Androni teaches you to guess the secret]
Points consumed: 3
Introduction: It is said to be spread by an ancient man named the President. According to ancient books, there were many mysteries in ancient times, and everyone was troubled by the mysteries in front of them. When they encountered a mystery, they didn’t know what to do.
But fortunately, their savior, Androni, wrote this book. This book came out and opened up everyone's new view of the mystery.
[Hey, hey, hey... Speaking of which, if the system does this, will it really not be considered an infringement?]
Seeing this, I scratched my head in shock and couldn't help but complain.
[Stacked Armor List of Gods: City of Armor]
Also known as
【The story of being beaten】
Points consumed: 3
Introduction: This book tells the tragic experience of a little bald man, who struggled to survive from being beaten in the dark, but he always firmly believed that after being beaten, there would be a future!
[Hmm... I guess the next book will be Rise of Pirates.]
I complained while flipping the book downwards, and then a mouthful of old blood spurted out.
[Stacked Armor List of Gods: The Age of Discovery!!]
Also known as
[Legend of the Knife]
Points consumed: 3
Introduction: The little bald man who was beaten in the dark suddenly transformed and followed everyone's temptation into the sea. Being honest and honest, he quickly found his own members.
A flaming battle axe,
A crew member who only shouts "Aha!"
A hook pirate who shouts: "Fly, Glass!" every day.
There is also a little octopus who looks neither human nor ghost, about the size of a shield, but he has to be shot out with a cannon every time before he can leave the station. His favorite slogan is: "It's my turn to play!"
!”
These guys are this little bald man’s best friends.
[This...the end of the era of little bald heads going to the sea...should this mean that they will start to be beaten endlessly?]
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but hold my forehead and smile bitterly.