[However, if the system and the author are playing tricks like this, can any readers really understand? Such authors should be shot.]
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but pinch my nose, suppressed my inner desire to complain, and continued reading.
[Stacked Armor List of Gods: Cold and Frozen]
Also known as
【Unlimited Biography】
Points consumed: 3
Introduction: As the last part of the Laijia trilogy, this book records the follow-up of the domineering little bald man on the sea.
An extremely severe cold suddenly swept across the world, the sea surface froze, the battle ax in the little bald man's hand was broken, and his friends also withdrew one after another.
Forced by circumstances, he had no choice but to leave the sea, rebuild his armor, and start a new life.
Until one day, a man wearing black armor and calling himself the Evil Demon King came to him. He could not help but give him the power of natural disasters, and also made him realize the true meaning of infinity...
[Actually, what I’m most curious about right now is who wrote this thing, is it so boring?]
Thinking of this, I stretched out my hand and couldn't help but click on the author's details, and a line of big characters that shocked me appeared in front of my eyes.
Author: [Cute little bald head]
Introduction: As the founder of the Stacked Armor trilogy, his writing style is not only humorous and shocking, but also the plot is unexpected, making readers hooked.
Representative works include:
Fantasy: "Who is the King of Brawl?"
Thesis: "The First Law of Brawl" and "The Second Law of Brawl"
Supernatural: "The Fishball Deceiver"
Youth Campus: "It will hurt my heart to leave you"
Grand Epic: The Trilogy of "The List of Stacked Armors and the Gods"
Comedy: "Dealer, I am x" "The red dragon behind me is yelling at me and I don't even want it anymore!"
"..."
Seeing such information in front of me, I couldn't help but feel a little silent. I wanted to complain so much that I didn't even know what to say for a while.
Suddenly, two little people suddenly appeared in my mind
One wears a halo on his head and has white wings, like a little angel. The other has horns on his head, holds a fork, and has a tail on his butt, like a little devil.
The little angel flew gently to my ear and whispered in a low voice: [With so many jokes, do readers think we are cheating on the word count? Doesn’t your conscience hurt? Are you still a human being?]
The little devil laughed loudly: [Stop making trouble, he has no readers, hahahaha!]
Hearing the recalled voice in my ears, I couldn't help but sigh, and praised with emotion: "You are indeed a real devil."
[However, what the angel said is not bad, so I’ll just add more.]
Thinking of this, I shook my head.
He tried hard to get rid of the two little guys hovering next to his head.
[What nonsense did I... just say? Reader? Update, what is this?]
I couldn't help but frown when I thought of this, but then I put my forehead on my head and smiled bitterly, and stopped thinking any more.
Then, being bored, I continued to look at the special offers, and perhaps unexpectedly found some good things I needed.
[A bottle of shampoo that has been slightly used]
Points consumed: 2
Introduction: This is a bottle of shampoo that was used a little by the original owner. As a result, the police broke into the door while the original owner was using it. Due to its bad nature, the original owner shot him dead on the spot.
And this shampoo was also abandoned.
[If this plot was handled by a Korean drama, at least 80 episodes of the TV series could be filmed.]
After I finished complaining, my eyes were still fixed on this product.
[After all, a bottle of 800 ml shampoo can be obtained by spending only two points. The system is really a rare conscience.
However, now I am afraid that this shampoo will consume the so-called little bit.
Point, it’s actually a deep pit...]
But what happened next really made me a little excited.
【Fantasy Challenge Ticket】
Points consumed: 0
"Purchase limit: 10"
Introduction: Are there any tasks that you can't complete? Some tasks feel very embarrassing. Are you afraid of being impeached if you can't complete the weird tasks?
Don’t panic! Don’t be afraid! Because everything is there!
As long as you want, you can use this challenge ticket to replace a non-permanent mission with another different world mission.
Introduction to missions in another world:
①: The mission is very interesting, and when you are in a different world, the time in the real world will not change.
②: The rewards are generous, and injuries and deaths in the different world will not be brought into reality. It can be treated as a game, but it cannot be repeated.
③: A different world will be entered immediately. It may be a two-dimensional world, it may be a game world, or it may very well be a parallel world.
④: If the goals in the different world are not completed, the time and tasks will not end. However, you can pause the different world and return to the normal world to continue your life.
"If you fail the mission goal in another world, you will still be punished, and the corresponding punishment mission will also be started."
When I saw this thing, I couldn't help but rub my hands gently.
To be honest, this thing is really attractive. Traveling through various spaces at will is one of my dreams. As long as I follow the mission and don't seek death, maybe I can make this system the so-called golden finger in online articles.
[It’s really tempting...Okay, don’t give up.]
Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth and became cruel.
I immediately made up my mind and clicked to buy.
【Purchase successful.】
[Congratulations on winning Fantasy Challenge Ticket ×10]
[Since my youth life can no longer calm down, then... let me gradually adapt to such a restless youth.]
Thinking of this, I turned over and changed my position to lie on the bed again.
"Ding."
Just when I was enjoying my various supernatural performances in another world, suddenly, a message was sent to my mobile phone.
I was a little shocked when I heard the news from Penguin.
After all, my phone now has nothing but spam messages and @all members.
There are still people who come to me? I find it incredible just thinking about such a thing.
But I quickly turned my attention back to my phone to find out what was going on. I clicked on Penguin and found that an unknown girl had sent me a friend request.
[Baiqiao applies to add you as a friend.]
【agree.】
To be honest, although I seem to be a closed-minded person, once I get bored, I will be very restless.
I specifically downloaded the chat software at the beginning, for no other reason than to chat with the tea girls. I chatted with five tea girls alone just to see their tricks.
Although the idea is good, their routine is too boring.
At first, he couldn't help but waste time not talking, he never got to the point, and he never sold me tea.
Feeling quite helpless, I could only start to go against the routine, and then began to use various methods to sell tea to them. Anyway, we have five chat girls selling tea records, and I only need to forward them to each other.
But sure enough, in the end, I was the first to be blocked by five people, and one person even called me stupid...
"Ding dong."
Penguin's message notification suddenly interrupted my memories. I quickly looked at my phone and found that it was the person named Bai Que who had sent me a message.
【Hello.】
I switched back to the screen and quickly asked:
Me: [Hello, who are you?]
Bai Que: [I'm sorry, I'm here to apologize to you.]
[
???〕
My current expression is exactly the same as that of a black man's question mark face. I don't know what to do at this time and I'm still a little confused.
Me: [Apologise? What did you do wrong? You want to come to me to apologize? ]
Bai Que: [Actually, I am the girl who was knocked down by you that day. As for what happened that day, I am really sorry, I am really...very sorry...]
Seeing her say these words, all kinds of experiences started flashing through my mind. Those harsh words and the extremely ironic note all made it seem like I was being played by them like a fool and being applauded.
Thinking of this, I gritted my teeth gently, and an inexplicable anger surged into my heart.
However, I rarely lose my temper with girls.
I suppressed my anger for a long time before speaking slowly:
[I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, but I can’t remember who you are. I’m sorry, I guess you have the wrong person.]
Me: [I don’t know you.]
The other party suddenly fell silent when he saw what I said, and for a moment he didn't know how to answer me.
The other party was silent for about ten seconds, but soon I received a new message again.
Bai Que: [I did not admit the wrong person, I know you are Yang Chen?]
Me: [Then how do you know this is Yang Chen’s Penguin? Why do you think so?]
Bai Que: [Today on the confession wall, someone thanked you for your gentlemanly act today, and she wanted your contact information. Then in the comments, a small account replied to her with a Penguin account, saying that this is you.]
Me: [Do you dare to believe such one-sided words? 】
Bai Que: [Not only that, on the day of your accident, someone had already exposed your information on the school forum, and this information included your Penguin account. 】
Bai Que: [I compared the two of you and asked around. After that, I confirmed again and again. What is certain is that this is your Penguin number. ]
Me: [You guys are really annoying.]
Me: [But you are very good at investigating me. I applaud you, and I also give you a thumbs up for your special trip to apologize.]
Having said this, I bit my lip gently, trying to suppress my anger again.
Me: [So you just came here to apologize? 】
Bai Que:【Yes】
Bai Que: [I'm really sorry for what happened before. I'm sorry. I want you to forgive me.]
Me: [But apologizing is meaningless.]
Me: [If an apology is useful, then the police will have no purpose in existence.]
Bai Qiao: [Don’t you need to apologize? Then what do you want? Can I compensate you? I was really forced to do this that day...I’m sorry...]
Me: [Stop, first, I don’t need to apologize.]
Me: [Second, I don’t need any compensation.]
Me: [Third, I want you to delete me now.]
Bai Que: [No...]
Bai Que: [I...I'm feeling very tormented these days. If you don't forgive me, my conscience will be troubled.]
Me: [No need, since I said there is no need to apologize, then you can just assume that I have forgiven you, do you understand? 】
Me: [So, can you stay away from me now? 】
Bai Que was somewhat silent after what I said.
Me: [If you really want to compensate me, then treat the people around you well and don’t do such things again. This is enough.]
Me: [Okay, I’m done. You can delete me.]
Bai Que: [Why...you want me to do it?]
Me: [Because, I will not take the initiative to delete women. This is a good etiquette that I think.]
Me: [It’s very late, I’m going to bed. Good night. You should also go to bed early.]