Thinking of this, I couldn't help but roll my eyes. Such eloquence can't be achieved even with my practice. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh.
[It seems that the saying is true. Mental retardation occurs every year, but there are especially many this year.]
While sighing, I couldn't help but stretch myself to express my helplessness.
"You guys really have a mouth that needs a beating."
The voice on the other end of the phone had become a little angry, even a little unhappy.
"Okay, okay, your dog's mouth doesn't need spanking, your dog's mouth can spit ivory, your IQ is very high, you can already watch Teletubbies. Okay?"
My voice was full of perfunctory and disdain, and even made me want to laugh.
"I'm a star, you're a star!"
The person on the other end of the phone was already full of obscenities and seemed to be out of anger.
"Okay, whatever you say, your father and I will support you. My dear son, if you don't come to fulfill your bet, my father will leave."
I said this provocatively, as if I had cut off my hair, which made the other end of the phone lose face.
"You...you guys are not afraid of my extreme anger..."
Before the other end of the phone finished speaking, I couldn't help laughing.
"No one's physique can be generalized. When you are extremely angry, you are so angry for a whole day, and then you slide a shovel into the cesspool and eat a ton, right?"
My voice was lazy, with a hint of playfulness: "I didn't expect you to have such strong tastes. Why don't you also start a live broadcast? I believe in you, and you can do great. You can imitate Lao Ba's style.
, compete with him to make an Ollie for Brother No. 1."
"I...you..."
This guy was so angry that he didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Look at you, silly son, you can't even speak. Be good, Dad, I'll go home right away and teach you how to speak."
My voice was playful and full of provocation, and my words were full of disdain.
"I'm telling you seriously, you will definitely be expelled from the Jiang family today, and I will make you walk out without any face!"
If I guessed correctly, the person on the other end of the phone was extremely angry and blushing.
"It doesn't matter. Ever since I met you, I have lost face. As soon as people see me, they will tell me that I know you and beat me up. If you tell me your name anywhere, you will get a 10% discount."
, to say the least, it’s a broken bone. So, I don’t have the guts to waste time with you, so it’s great that I can lose face and not get to know you.”
My lazy and disdainful voice was mixed together, as if I was deliberately saying "If you come and beat me, if you don't come and beat me, you will be a pig!". Of course, such a voice can definitely provoke the other party perfectly and make the other party laugh.
Completely caught up in my rhythm.
The best way to win is to draw the opponent into your area of expertise and then defeat him.
"Do you have the guts to show up tonight? If you do, I will make you die an ugly death."
There was a hint of viciousness and viciousness in the voice on the other end of the phone.
"Yes, but I will attend such a scene as Shura."
In addition to being relaxed, my voice was filled with all kinds of provocation and disdain.
"How can I believe you? Stop doing this! I don't believe that a guy like you can become Shura!"
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The voice on the other end was still full of threats: "Remember, I will make you look good. As long as you dare to come, I will let you experience what hell is."
When the other end of the phone said this, he just hung up the phone without giving me a chance to fight back.
"Okay, very good, if you dare to hang up on me."
Having said this, I couldn't help but grin: "In that case, I'll show you how powerful I am as the God of War with a crooked mouth."
After I finished speaking, I stretched out quietly, and with a smile on my face, I looked directly at the distance.
Yes, it won't be long before I arrive at Jiang's house, and the fun has just begun.
"Didi didi..."
Before I could finish my pretense, the phone rang again.
"Who on earth is calling me every day? I don't receive harassing text messages as fast as I do. It's true."
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but sigh while stretching.
"Hello?"
This time I didn't even look at it and just answered the call.
"Do you love me?"
The voice on the other end of the phone was clearly Jiang Wen.
"I don't know, it doesn't matter. You just have to figure it out."
I answered directly without any expression on my face, and my voice was so calm that there was no emotion at all.
"What are you talking about?"
Jiang Wen's voice was full of doubts.
"What words?"
I couldn't help but smile: "Maybe I did love before, but I don't love anymore. And the reason is that you are not with me. What's more, love is a judgment of subjective consciousness. If you say love, it is love. You
If you say you don’t love it, you don’t love it.”
While talking, I slowly straightened my clothes, looking extremely calm and calm, showing my composure.
"I'm sorry...."
Jiang Wen on the other end of the phone suddenly said something special.
"I'm sorry? No..."
I shook my head and refused: "You don't have to say sorry to me. The one you want to apologize to is not me, but yourself. As the perpetrator of this matter, as the loser of this matter, you are the one who is at fault, right?"
.Otherwise, it doesn’t matter, as long as you are happy.”
After saying that, I reached out and hung up the phone, turned around and stopped the car, and parked it at the gate of Jiang's house without hesitation.
"Huh, this is really troublesome."
After a while of emotion, I walked out of the car. It didn't matter if the car was stolen or robbed. It wasn't my car anyway, so I didn't care.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but grin, and walked directly to the Jiang family gate. Looking at the security guards who intercepted me, I couldn't help but smile.
"Why do you want to intercept me? Don't you know me, my husband-in-law?"
I straightened my clothes and smiled evilly.
"You? My son-in-law, they told me to give you a good beating before you come in."
The leading security guard smiled and touched his rubber stick, looking silly and grinning.
"Really?"
I shook my wrist and confirmed softly.
"Of course it's true, come on brothers!"
When the leading security guard said this, he raised his hand and a group of security guards rushed over and rushed straight to my face.
"Oh, okay then. If you say you want a beating, then let's give it a beating."
When I said this with a smile, I immediately turned gloomy and raised my hand to punch the man in front of me on the cheek.
Just like that, a ferocious punch hit the man directly in the face. With one punch, the man was knocked away dozens of meters away.
"Holy crap, are you making a movie!?"
When the security guards in front of them saw this scene, their legs could not help but become a little trembling, and their whole bodies could not help but shiver.
"Yes, life, isn't it just movies?"
Speaking of this, I became even more arrogant.
I raised my hands, grabbed the collars of the two men fiercely, and exerted force directly. The foreheads of the two men also collided fiercely. For a moment, people's eyes were as bright as stars as they collided with each other.
It also started to get blurry.
"No, no, no, no, stop fighting, we were wrong!"
Seeing this, the remaining security guards bowed their heads and admitted their mistake and quickly said they were wrong.
"Didn't you say you wanted to beat me up? I haven't finished beating you yet. Why don't you stop?"
My voice was full of playfulness.
"No, no, no, don't make fun of us. You adults have a lot, so please spare us."
The group of security guards in front of them smiled bitterly and looked at each other, with no other option but to beg for mercy.
"Okay, I'll spare you."
I dusted off the dust and walked directly into the Jiang family compound.
At the same time, the house has been decorated magnificently, and various longevity characters are plastered on the walls. This atmosphere looks good.
It's a pity that today's Jiang family is probably going to turn into a mourning hall.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smile helplessly.
This may be life.
As my pace slowly deepened, all kinds of people in front of me who were hostile to me also stood up. It was only when I walked in front of my mother-in-law and father-in-law that the atmosphere became extremely tense.
"You have the guts to come back!?"
When the mother-in-law in front of me said this, her eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a hint of hatred in her entire expression.
"Come back? What does it have to do with you whether I come back or not?"
Having said this, I couldn't help but grin: "Oh, it turns out you missed me. No, my father-in-law is still here~"
My despicable behavior certainly made my father-in-law and mother-in-law so angry that it made my teeth itch.
"You silly boy, let's see if I don't kill you!"
My father-in-law just picked up the walking stick next to him, stretched out his hand and hit me.
"Don't exert any effort. Just rest, I'm Shura."
Having said this, I pretended to be a little embarrassed and stepped aside: "I am Shura, I don't pretend anymore, I show my cards."
"You are the only one who returns Shura, you are really not afraid of being laughed at by outsiders!"
The father-in-law in front of me puffed his beard and glared, and stood up. A group of people around him were also ready to fight. Among this group of people, only Jiang Wen had a good attitude towards me.
, there is still a trace of worry.
Just when the atmosphere was tense, shouts suddenly came from outside.
"Master Black Shark is here to congratulate you on his birthday! As a gift, a centenary ginseng and a calligraphy and painting by Tang Bohu!"
"Representatives of the Yang family are here to congratulate me on my birthday! A gift of a 100 million yuan order contract!"
Along with the shouting outside the door, two familiar figures also stepped in front of me.