[The goal has been achieved, now we just need to lure them away.]
Thinking of this, I was about to take action, but Wang Yalian on the other side took the lead in taking action.
She looked at my wooden expression and seemed to understand something, then immediately ran to my side in a few steps.
"You can't forgive people~ They know they are wrong~"
Wang Yalian ran over to me with an apologetic expression and pulled the corner of my clothes, pretending to be very cute and coquettishly treating me.
Such a cute and cute look made me shiver.
"You should loosen Yang Chen's clothes first. According to Yang Chen's character, he must not be angry with you, so you should stop whining. It makes me sick to death."
Yang Ziqian pinched his waist angrily and said to Wang Yalian with an angry look on his face.
"You're not her girlfriend, why do you care so much? Besides, don't you also like to talk nonsense? Why, only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps?"
Wang Yalian also turned around and counterattacked very displeasedly.
"Hmm~ What are you talking about? I'm cute when I'm cute, and you're a monster when you're cute. Do you understand that Dong Shi is imitating me? I'm doing this for your own good, and you bite me back! It's like a dog biting Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know a good heart."
The little devil Yang Ziyi is not someone to be trifled with at all, and his speed of counterattack is also different from ordinary people. These words seemed to come out of his mouth directly.
[It’s really scary for cultural women to quarrel...but I, Yang Chen, like to watch women quarrel the most!]
"Hey, I thought you were just cute, so why are you so arrogant? Don't you know that cuteness is worthless in front of sexiness?"
When Wang Yalian said this, she gently lifted her hair to show off her tall figure.
"Hey, I thought you weren't sexy enough either."
Seeing Wang Yalian flipping her hair, Yang Ziyi couldn't help but cover up his laughter, and then replied with a smile.
"You're the only one who's cool, okay? Little sassy fox!"
Wang Yalian bit her lip lightly, then raised her head and fought back with murderous intent.
"Hey, we are all foxes of thousands of years, who are you playing with? You little sister, stay away from me and Yang Chen."
Yang Ziqian rolled his eyes at Wang Yalian with disdain and said with a look of disgust.
[At the end of the first round, Yang Zi has a small advantage. The little devil is indeed still a little devil, hiding his secrets.]
The battle between these two men did not end, but intensified.
"Ouch~ Who are you! Old fox? Who are you? Yang Chen and I have something to do between us. Can you take care of it? Little flat-chested!"
Wang Yalian also pouted her lips very unwillingly. She even took a look at Yang Ziji's figure and puffed up her chest with a smirk on her face.
[It's over, it's over, this woman is turning it on! If I remember correctly... When I went downstairs last time, according to the sound of their conversation, she should have been called Wang Yalian...]
Thinking of this, I looked up at the two people who were fighting each other to the death.
[It seems that the outcome has been decided.]
"you!!!"
Yang Ziji lightly stamped her foot and gritted her teeth angrily. She was so angry that she didn't know what to say for a moment.
"Ugly woman!"
Yang Ziji thought for a long time before he suppressed his words. This made me, the son of Zu An, a little anxious, and even had the urge to help her.
[Amitabha, good, good, good.
Forget it, I'll stay honest
Just watch the show, as long as it doesn’t involve me, I’ll be fine.]
Thinking of this, I leaned back slightly, smiling bitterly as I watched the two people tearing me apart in front of me.
"Hey, Yang Chen, didn't you like this kind of Shura field when you were watching the drama before? Why... now you have such an expression as if you are eating food?"
Li Hao patted my shoulder lightly, lowered his voice, and whispered in my ear with a wicked smile.
"I'm not a Shura field at all, okay? The reason why they quarreled was just because of women's competitiveness. If the quarrel wasn't because they were fighting over me, it wouldn't be a Shura field."
I couldn't help but smile bitterly after listening to Li Hao's words, turned my head, and said to him with a sigh.
"Why? What does it mean to be competitive?"
Li Hao frowned and asked with some confusion.
"If you are a girl, if a woman who is prettier than you or a woman with much bigger breasts talks to a boy you are familiar with, what will be your first reaction?"
I glanced at him, lowered my voice, and explained softly.
"I can't think of anything, please try another metaphor."
Li Hao shook his head, shrugged his shoulders and said to me.
"For example, you have a female friend, and while you are chatting with her, a very handsome boy suddenly comes over. He chats with your female friend but not all at once. What is your reaction at this time?"
I raised my finger slightly, trying to give him an example and explain to him the situation at hand.
"Now I understand. It turns out that the two of them are not competing for you, but competing for who is the beauty. Is this what you mean?"
Li Hao gently stroked his chin and said with a look of enlightenment.
"Yes, that's actually what happened."
I nodded and answered with a smile.
Just when the other two women were killing each other with each other's words.
Another girl ran up to me at a trot, still holding her clothes, and said to me with a grateful face: "Yang Chen, I'm here to return your clothes."
When I heard her say this, my head pounded and I almost died.
[Damn it, this girl doesn’t depend on the timing of anything she does? Could it be that she said this because she wanted me to die? Wow... is she really stupid or pretending to be stupid... It’s over, things are still difficult to handle.]
"Um?"
"Um?"
When the other two girls heard this sentence, they had never been in sync with each other, but miraculously they made a confused sound at the same time.
Immediately afterwards, the two people turned their heads and looked at her with puzzled faces, and then asked in unison.
"Yang Chen, who is she?"
Yang Ziji pinched his waist and looked at me with a puzzled look on his face: "You are a very handsome boy... In addition to me, there are so many little girls looking for you to play with."
"Don't think too much, she is..."
Just as I was about to answer, I was interrupted by Wang Yalian on the other side.
"You gave him back his clothes? You're a girl, and you gave him back a boy's coat? Is it possible, you guys? Yang Chen, you... I didn't expect you to..."
Having said this, Wang Yalian looked at me, then at Dong Jiuwei, then at me, and then at the clothes in her hands.
She looked shocked and stuttered a little when she spoke.
"It's not what you think...really...I'm just here to return his clothes."
Dong Jiuwei's pretty face was slightly red, and her voice was like a mosquito, and she whispered softly.
[Hey... now is not the time for you to be shy. If you blush now, things will be even more troublesome! In this way, I will be more likely to be suspected by others, okay?]
I looked at Dong Jiuwei, who was blushing so hard at this moment, and couldn't help but complain crazily in my heart.
But no matter how much I complained in my heart, things still happened.
I felt the eyes of my roommate next to me looking at me, and I couldn't help but shudder. Those murderous eyes were indeed a bit scary.
The other two women really started to misunderstand because of Dong Jiuwei's trouble.
Seeing that things were developing in this direction, I couldn't help but shrugged helplessly, and then explained: "The thing is actually like this... In fact, she is the girl who had a conflict with me in the cafeteria before. That's why I met
she."
"Then what?"
Yang Ziji pinched his waist and continued to question.
"Yesterday she came to me to apologize. As a result, she sprained her ankle because she was running too fast, so she fell directly to the ground. As a result, her skirt also tore. At this time, out of gentlemanly manner, I took off my coat.
Give it to her, let her tie it around her waist, and use my clothes to block the opening. That's why she has my clothes."
I sighed and continued to explain.
"What happens next?"
Wang Yalian tilted her head and continued to ask.
"Because she injured her foot and couldn't move, I had to carry her to the infirmary. Later, I still had something to do, so I left first. I also told her at that time that she would return the clothes to me. So, the whole thing was actually
So, do you understand?"
After I explained, I glanced at them lightly, trying to make them believe me.
It's a pity that these guys not only didn't trust me at all, they also glared at me with their disdainful eyes, as if they wanted to see through me.
"I swear, if what I say is even half a lie, I will be struck to death by lightning right now."
Helplessly, I sighed and swore to them with a wry smile.
At this time, their eyes seemed to have softened a lot.
"No wonder...when I saw you yesterday, you were only wearing a short-sleeved shirt."
Yang Ziji lowered his head slightly, looking thoughtful.
"Yes, that's it. It's true... He... Yang Chen didn't lie to you. Here, here are the clothes... I even washed them for you. I didn't return your clothes in the morning because they haven't been dried yet. They were washed.
Think of the clothes as my...reward for you."
Dong Jiuwei blushed as she spoke.
Her voice was sometimes louder and sometimes softer, and sometimes intermittent.
This made it even more difficult for me, who might have been able to clear my grievances, to explain it even more unclearly.
After all, her explanation was so hesitant, which would only make people think she was nervous about lying.
"well……"
I sighed and tried to change the subject: "If I remember correctly, your name is Wang Yalian, right?"
"Yang Chen, how do you know my name? We have only met those two times. Is it possible that you are really a pervert? Follow me every day?"
Wang Yalian frowned and asked me with some confusion.
"Wow, Yang Chen, I didn't expect you..."
Yang Ziji turned his head and looked at me with a surprised look on his face.
"Hey, don't think about it. Her name was only vaguely heard when I turned around and went downstairs after she was so angry when she teased me."