"No, no, this is a beautiful country. It would be interesting to have localized music~"
I couldn't help but laugh out loud, and I continued to switch songs while waiting for their support.
"I'm looking up at the moon."
"How many dreams are flying freely~"
"Yesterday has been forgotten. The sadness has dried up. I want to meet you again on that vast road~"
For a moment, the moon above also thought of my ears, but for just a moment, I myself fell into silence.
"This...this doesn't seem to be very good. Tsk...Although this song is very brainwashing, it doesn't seem to be of much use. If nothing goes wrong, maybe I can make it before they come.
More things, right?”
I couldn't help muttering, sighed, stretched out, and continued to snap my fingers.
"Give me a piece of blue sky, a rising sun. Give me a piece of green grass stretching into the distance."
"Give me an eagle, a mighty man, and give me a harness."
"...."
Before it finished playing, I interrupted the playback again.
"The lyrics are good, even a little bit like the American West, but it's not enough. I think I should export culture to the beautiful country. I can't put all the burden on Black Myth Wukong."
While muttering, I snapped my fingers again and changed the music.
"Snapped!"
Along with the snap of my fingers, the majestic and domineering music immediately appeared in my ears.
"The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward~"
"The waves wipe out all the heroes!"
"Success or failure turns into nothing!"
"The green mountains are still there, the sunsets are red and the hair is white..."
Before the song was finished, I felt something was wrong.
How many years of history does the beautiful country have? For our country, just a few hundred years is really not enough and not enough. Therefore, it is too difficult for them to understand the meaning of their history.
Simply, I will change the song, it should be more appropriate.
After thinking for a long time, I directly chose to change the song.
"Snapped!"
Snap your fingers, change the song, and everything is different again.
"Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!"
Suddenly, a burst of urgent music started playing.
Not only that, a strong cultural atmosphere also sounded again.
"The river flows eastward!"
"The stars in the sky join the Big Dipper!"
"(Hey, hey, hey, Beidou)!"
"(The friendship between life and death is a bowl of wine)!"
"Say let's go..."
Of course, the song didn't end, and I snapped my fingers and cut it off.
"Although, the original intention of this heroic song is still very consistent with the action of a robber in the beautiful country, but it is a little different. The beautiful country is ruthless, unjust and inhumane, and there is still a long way to go before the imperial court with my brother Gongming.
A little bit."
While I was feeling emotional, I stretched out very calmly and expressed my excitement.
"But, I still have a choice."
After muttering this, I simply snapped my fingers again.
"Cut song!"
I couldn't help but rub my nose in excitement. To be honest, I haven't had such fun in a long time.
On this side, I was extremely happy. On the other side, all the people from Beautiful Country had droopy faces, as if someone had slapped them hard on the face, making them unable to get off the stage at all. For a moment, everyone
Everyone is extremely embarrassed.
"Change another one."
On this side, I couldn't help but smile and said: "Change!"
"Snapped!"
Snapping my fingers, I had a smile on my face.
"You carry the burden and I hold the horse~"
"Welcome the sunrise and bid farewell to the sunset."
"Elevate the bumps and become the great road."
"After fighting the difficulties and dangers, we set out again..."
Before he could finish, I cut him off again.
"No, try another one."
I couldn't help but muttered: "It doesn't taste good, it doesn't taste good."
"Yes!"
I suddenly laughed out loud and snapped my fingers, and said with a smile: "That's it!"
"Snapped!"
With a snap of the fingers, the familiar opening theme was born.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait..."
"Wait for the lantern, wait for the lantern, wait for the lantern!"
"..."
This time, as soon as I heard this familiar voice, I couldn't help but murmured: "Yungong Xunyin is really good, it is a classic as soon as I hear it. Here, I especially sigh for Teacher Six."
"Hey... when talking about Teacher Six, it is inevitable that we cannot mention Journey to the West, which he filmed. The 1986 version of Journey to the West that he filmed is truly a classic among classics. Next spring, the Sino-US co-production of the movie will be launched, and Teacher Six will continue to play the role.
The Monkey King strives to create a positive image of Sun Wukong, blossoms in both style and style, and promotes the culture of Journey to the West. I hope everyone will pay more attention to it."
While I was talking, I imitated Teacher Six's classic sayings that mocked others. I picked up a piece of wiring pipe as a stick, balanced it on my shoulders, put my hands on each other, and started walking staggeringly.
"Wear golden monkey leather shoes and walk the Cotai Strip. Hahahaha."
While swaying like a monkey, he slowly and leisurely scanned the people in front of him.
"Don't move, you're under arrest."
Suddenly, dozens of special police officers wearing very serious equipment appeared in front of me.
"Oh? Is this... the so-called beautiful country police? Will you let me kneel on the ground and say some words? If I die, you should say that I resisted, right?
?”
I hugged my shoulders and said coldly: "But, I am not them. I will resist, and I will resist very seriously."
"Resist?"
The special police officers in front of me looked at each other and made gestures. Countless laser bullets and small artillery shells kept hitting me as if they were free of charge.
"It's so boring."
I said with a sneer.
"Dangdangdang..."
Densely packed bullets kept colliding and exploding on my body. Under the guidance of my strength, strong forces were like close-fitting underwear, constantly protecting my body and allowing me to function to the greatest extent possible.
to prevent clothes from being broken.
"Bounce back."
I flicked my fingers in the air, and a strong force turned into an air cannon, and all the bullets in front of me were directly bounced back.
In an instant, the special police officer in front of him fell to the ground.
Before I could react, countless rays of light and cannonballs came one after another, hitting me continuously.
"So boring."
I sneered and said: "Since you are so confident in your own strength, then I will satisfy you."
"Snapped!"
I slowly snapped my fingers, and the various attacks in front of me stopped immediately. The equipment used to launch the attack turned into molten iron in an instant, and the operator who directed the attack also directly entered a state of paralysis.
"If you want to kill me, stop joking."
I hugged my shoulders and looked at the corpses everywhere, and couldn't help but smile.
"Don't be too crazy. Although a numbered superman can't defeat you, together we can definitely eliminate you."
Suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind me.
"oh?"
I sneered and turned my head.
At this time, thousands of numbered supermen were crowded in front of me.
"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard. You don't really think that just a few thousand of you are powerful, do you?"
I couldn't help but laugh out loud with emotion, and directly slapped the numbered superman closest to me on the cheek with my backhand.
"I tell you, today next year will be your death anniversary."
At this point, I sneered softly and said: "Since you are willing to die, don't blame me for not giving you face, Qiege!"
While talking, I snapped my fingers.
"Deng Deng wait..."
Suddenly, "You Know I'll Go Get" (a famous black coffin-carrying song, but the sound was changed to a suona and erhu duet) sounded.
"Today, I will show you our country's culture."
As I spoke, I took off my coat and showed a serious look: "Of all kinds of musical instruments, the suona is the king. It either ascends to heaven or worships in the hall. The thousand-year-old pipa, the ten-thousand-year-old zither, and the erhu play for a lifetime."
The whole play ends when the suona sounds, the song sounds, the cloth is covered, and the whole village, old and young, waits for the food to be served, walking and carrying, followed by a blanket of white. As soon as the coffin is lifted and buried in the earth, relatives and friends start to cry, and firecrackers
The sound of the suona is played, carried in front and chased from behind. The first time I hear the suona, I don’t know the meaning of the suona. The next time I hear it, I am already a person in the coffin. I don’t hear anything outside the coffin. I only focus on dancing in the underworld. I have been high all the way to the Palace of Hell. From then on, I have no regrets in the world."
"Come on!"
The group of guys in front of me didn't give me a chance to show off. They seemed to... just ignore me. This made me very unhappy. To be honest, although I'm not a bad guy, you didn't listen to me.
After that, I started to mess around, and I couldn't help but say the last sentence.
"As soon as the person lay down on the cloth and covered it, the whole village, young and old, waited for the food to be served. Firecrackers went off, suonas were played, people were carried in front and chased by the people behind. Once the coffin was covered, it was buried in earth. Relatives and friends started laughing."
As the words fell, in an instant, there was a strong flash of thunder in the secret passage in front of him, and the harsh sound was like a terrifying thunder, huge and harsh.
Golden light surrounded the aisles, and the base in front of him was destroyed by such powerful electricity. In an instant, it turned into an endless abyss.
The tunnel that was originally a few meters wide suddenly became hundreds of meters wide. Even the underground was penetrated by hundreds of meters of cracks due to strong lightning. The powerful force not only wiped out the so-called powerful numbered superman in an instant, but even destroyed it.
The secret base in front of me.
Such an action was like a vicious slap in the face to the president of the United States, leaving them unable to breathe at all.
"You are, Yang Chen!?"
Suddenly, a huge monster crawled out of the ground. Looking at his liquid-like body, I knew that a new opponent was here again.
"Haha, are you here to fight too?"
I hugged my shoulders and asked with a sneer.
"Not bad. Die."
Suddenly, a liquid wrapped around my body without me noticing, and the powerful glue made me unable to move for a moment.
It's a pity that my teleportation is beyond imagination.
In just one breath, my body was in front of the monster in front of me, and the glue binding me behind him was spilled all over the floor.
"Glue monster, huh?"
I slapped him hard, and without any explanation, I slapped him with a big mouth, which made him stunned.
"How did you hit me?"
The monster in front of him looked unbelieving.
"Because I want to hit you, I will hit you."
I said calmly and slapped him hard again.
"You...why, why! Why couldn't I glue myself when you hit me?"
The monster in front of him has fallen into autistic state.