Volume Five, Chapter 36, Numbered Superman(1/2)
"No, no, this is a beautiful country. It would be interesting to have localized music~"
I couldn't help but laugh out loud, and I continued to switch songs while waiting for their support.
"I'm looking up at the moon."
"How many dreams are flying freely~"
"Yesterday has been forgotten. The sadness has dried up. I want to meet you again on that vast road~"
For a moment, the moon above also thought of my ears, but for just a moment, I myself fell into silence.
"This...this doesn't seem to be very good. Tsk...Although this song is very brainwashing, it doesn't seem to be of much use. If nothing goes wrong, maybe I can make it before they come.
More things, right?”
I couldn't help muttering, sighed, stretched out, and continued to snap my fingers.
"Give me a piece of blue sky, a rising sun. Give me a piece of green grass stretching into the distance."
"Give me an eagle, a mighty man, and give me a harness."
"...."
Before it finished playing, I interrupted the playback again.
"The lyrics are good, even a little bit like the American West, but it's not enough. I think I should export culture to the beautiful country. I can't put all the burden on Black Myth Wukong."
While muttering, I snapped my fingers again and changed the music.
"Snapped!"
Along with the snap of my fingers, the majestic and domineering music immediately appeared in my ears.
"The rolling Yangtze River flows eastward~"
"The waves wipe out all the heroes!"
"Success or failure turns into nothing!"
"The green mountains are still there, the sunsets are red and the hair is white..."
Before the song was finished, I felt something was wrong.
How many years of history does the beautiful country have? For our country, just a few hundred years is really not enough and not enough. Therefore, it is too difficult for them to understand the meaning of their history.
Simply, I will change the song, it should be more appropriate.
After thinking for a long time, I directly chose to change the song.
"Snapped!"
Snap your fingers, change the song, and everything is different again.
"Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait!"
Suddenly, a burst of urgent music started playing.
Not only that, a strong cultural atmosphere also sounded again.
"The river flows eastward!"
"The stars in the sky join the Big Dipper!"
"(Hey, hey, hey, Beidou)!"
"(The friendship between life and death is a bowl of wine)!"
"Say let's go..."
Of course, the song didn't end, and I snapped my fingers and cut it off.
"Although, the original intention of this heroic song is still very consistent with the action of a robber in the beautiful country, but it is a little different. The beautiful country is ruthless, unjust and inhumane, and there is still a long way to go before the imperial court with my brother Gongming.
A little bit."
While I was feeling emotional, I stretched out very calmly and expressed my excitement.
"But, I still have a choice."
After muttering this, I simply snapped my fingers again.
"Cut song!"
I couldn't help but rub my nose in excitement. To be honest, I haven't had such fun in a long time.
On this side, I was extremely happy. On the other side, all the people from Beautiful Country had droopy faces, as if someone had slapped them hard on the face, making them unable to get off the stage at all. For a moment, everyone
Everyone is extremely embarrassed.
"Change another one."
On this side, I couldn't help but smile and said: "Change!"
"Snapped!"
Snapping my fingers, I had a smile on my face.
"You carry the burden and I hold the horse~"
"Welcome the sunrise and bid farewell to the sunset."
"Elevate the bumps and become the great road."
"After fighting the difficulties and dangers, we set out again..."
Before he could finish, I cut him off again.
"No, try another one."
I couldn't help but muttered: "It doesn't taste good, it doesn't taste good."
"Yes!"
I suddenly laughed out loud and snapped my fingers, and said with a smile: "That's it!"
"Snapped!"
With a snap of the fingers, the familiar opening theme was born.
"Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait..."
"Wait for the lantern, wait for the lantern, wait for the lantern!"
"..."
This time, as soon as I heard this familiar voice, I couldn't help but murmured: "Yungong Xunyin is really good, it is a classic as soon as I hear it. Here, I especially sigh for Teacher Six."
"Hey... when talking about Teacher Six, it is inevitable that we cannot mention Journey to the West, which he filmed. The 1986 version of Journey to the West that he filmed is truly a classic among classics. Next spring, the Sino-US co-production of the movie will be launched, and Teacher Six will continue to play the role.
The Monkey King strives to create a positive image of Sun Wukong, blossoms in both style and style, and promotes the culture of Journey to the West. I hope everyone will pay more attention to it."
While I was talking, I imitated Teacher Six's classic sayings that mocked others. I picked up a piece of wiring pipe as a stick, balanced it on my shoulders, put my hands on each other, and started walking staggeringly.
"Wear golden monkey leather shoes and walk the Cotai Strip. Hahahaha."
While swaying like a monkey, he slowly and leisurely scanned the people in front of him.
"Don't move, you're under arrest."
Suddenly, dozens of special police officers wearing very serious equipment appeared in front of me.
"Oh? Is this... the so-called beautiful country police? Will you let me kneel on the ground and say some words? If I die, you should say that I resisted, right?
?”
I hugged my shoulders and said coldly: "But, I am not them. I will resist, and I will resist very seriously."
"Resist?"
The special police officers in front of me looked at each other and made gestures. Countless laser bullets and small artillery shells kept hitting me as if they were free of charge.
"It's so boring."
I said with a sneer.
"Dangdangdang..."
Densely packed bullets kept colliding and exploding on my body. Under the guidance of my strength, strong forces were like close-fitting underwear, constantly protecting my body and allowing me to function to the greatest extent possible.
to prevent clothes from being broken.
"Bounce back."
I flicked my fingers in the air, and a strong force turned into an air cannon, and all the bullets in front of me were directly bounced back.
In an instant, the special police officer in front of him fell to the ground.
Before I could react, countless rays of light and cannonballs came one after another, hitting me continuously.
"So boring."
I sneered and said: "Since you are so confident in your own strength, then I will satisfy you."
"Snapped!"
To be continued...