The cat looked at the eager look on my face and couldn't help but lightly danced with its cattail fan. Then it said to me with a smile on its face: "Don't be anxious. I can only tell you that I am doing it for your own good. Although
Now I can’t let you know the truth due to various reasons, but..."
"Are you trying to show off?"
The corners of my mouth couldn't help but tremble.
At this point, it suddenly stopped. No more words, but the whole person, ah, no, the whole cat suddenly stood up and shook its body.
The cattail leaf fan in its hand turned into a feather fan in an instant, a turban appeared on its head, and a beard appeared slightly under its cheeks.
"Hey...you guys, are you trying to pretend to be Zhuge Kongming? You have to calm down, hey, you are a cat! By the way, Zhuge Kongmiao is not right either!"
Seeing the cat in front of me looking like a dragon reborn, I couldn't help but complain softly, expressing my dissatisfaction and venting my fear at the same time.
"I didn't want to keep you, but God's will is so. Since I asked you to come to me, I will definitely let you escape your disaster before letting you leave."
When the cat said this, he couldn't help but sigh softly. The look of a wise old man made me want to complain.
"Hey, hey, hey...since you've said it all, can't you tell me the truth?"
I looked at the serious-looking cat and couldn't help but casually complain.
"Amitabha, you are so good. Donor, it's not that I don't want to tell you. But there are limitations of the rules of the world. If I say it, then I will definitely disappear into this world and be erased by time and space, and...
…The trajectory of all things that were originally planned will change again.”
Having said this, the cat still held a cross in his hand, made the sign of the cross on his chest, and whispered: "Amen."
"no……"
I waved my hand gently towards it and complained helplessly: "You guys... are your beliefs a little too complicated?"
"complex?"
The cat was stunned and looked at me with some confusion.
"Look, Amitabha is good and good is the words of the monks. Pindao is the self-identification of Taoist priests, and nuns are the self-identification of nuns. Drawing a cross on the chest and saying Amen is obviously a Christian practice... Isn't your belief too much?
To be more complicated, will you really not get beaten to death if you go out and walk on the street like this?"
Finally, I couldn't help but take a deep breath and vent all the complaints in my heart.
"What do you know? It's like walking in the world, and you have so many skills that you can't overwhelm yourself!"
The cat suddenly posed like a white crane with its wings spread out, and the cat's expression became serious as it said with an arrogant look.
"I……"
Seeing this guy acting serious, I couldn't help but let out a long sigh, and said helplessly: "I don't know if my skills are too overwhelming, but I know one thing, if you continue to chat, you won't be able to get to the main topic.
Come on, you will be scolded by me, the liberal arts champion in Zu'an."
"Ahem..."
The cat listened to my words and coughed twice to relieve its embarrassment.
At the same time, it stood up straight gently, with a serious expression on its face, and said to me seriously: "Okay, let me introduce myself. My name is Miao Lama, the great priest and nun of the Amitabha office in Wudang Mountain.
"
"what? What?"
I couldn't help but feel a little confused when I listened to its words. For a moment, I didn't realize what this guy said.
"You didn't hear it clearly, did you? Try it again!"
The cat raised its head and glanced at me, then patiently continued to pretend to be serious and said to me: "My name is the great priest and nun of the Amitabha Office in Wudang Mountain, Lama Meow. Please give me your advice in the future."
"Wait for a moment and let me stroke it."
I finally heard what this guy was going to say. I sighed and gave him a gentle stop gesture.
Then I took out my mobile phone from my pocket. Although the operation of this device was not very good, it seemed that it could still be used after being washed away by heavy rain.
Looking at the minimalist phone in my hand, I felt endless complaints, but at least the functions were still there, so I quickly pressed the power button.
[I don’t know if it can still be used. It would be troublesome if it couldn’t.]
Before I could think more, a familiar voice interrupted my thinking.
【唔唔唔唔......】
Along with a familiar voice, my phone screen slowly lit up.
Then I rubbed my nose gently and clicked on the system software interface.
When the interface loaded, I stretched out my hand again and clicked on the system options below.
[Special Offer: Different World Weapon Exchange System]
I exerted my finger gently, pressed the fingertips on the phone screen, and continued to click on the screen with great effort.
[Weapon Shop from Another World]
Although the phone was a little laggy, I finally opened the store, and I started looking for what I wanted.
After searching for a long time, I found what I wanted.
【Salt Bag】
[Yes, that’s it.]
When I finally saw what I wanted, my tense face relaxed.
"I always feel like you have some conspiracy."
The cat looked at me, whose expression suddenly relaxed, and couldn't help but start complaining.
[Do you want to use ten different world points to exchange for the spirit-removing salt bag? 】
【yes】
Having arranged everything in front of me, I took a deep breath, as if I was preparing for something.
The cat looked at my serious look and suddenly sat upright, waiting for my serious speech.
"Salt your sister! Your sister!"
Suddenly, as if I had been hit by something, I roared loudly.
This sudden roar frightened the cat so much that it almost flew into the sky.
"What are you doing? Want to fight? If you scare someone, you will scare them to death, okay?"
The cat gritted its teeth and bared its teeth at me, with an unhappy look on its face as if it was blaming me for suddenly shouting loudly.
However, I did not choose to answer it directly. As I said the words just now, a bag of soul-removing salt appeared in my hand.
I gently tossed the bag of salt in my hand.
[Hmm... The portion is not very light. There are no fancy decorations on the bag. It just has the word salt written on it. The bag wrapped outside seems to be very thick...
This is enough...
This is the salt I need.
A salt bag with +1 complaining ability.]
I curled my lips when I felt like I was done, and then threw the salt bag in my hand to the ground, loudly complaining: "Salt, your sister! Scared people will scare the hell out of them! You are a cat riding on a horse! It turns out that your sister is salt!
The Chinese language I learned before was all wrong, this is what you call personification!"
I finally couldn't hold back my desire to complain. When I said this, I finally let out a long sigh and showed a comfortable expression on my face.
"..."
The cat looked at me speechlessly, then sighed and said helplessly: "Although you scared me just now, I don't want to argue with you. After all, I am stationed in Wudang Mountain.
The great priest, nun, and lama who lives in Amitabha! So I decided to ignore the faults of small people and choose to spare you once."
"I...wait."
I made a stop gesture with the palm of my hand, and then I gritted my teeth and had a helpless expression on my face.
"What are you going to do?"
The cat looked at it with some confusion and couldn't help but asked softly.
I didn't answer it directly, but walked to the place where I threw the salt and picked up the salt bag. Then I returned to my original position and whispered
He said, "Okay, let's continue."
"???"
The cat looked at me with a puzzled look on his face, and he was a little confused.
"Damn it, you are the only one who calls the great priest and nun Miao Lama of the Amitabha office in Wudang Mountain, right? You are the only one who has mixed beliefs, right!? You are the only one who is not afraid of being beaten, right!? You are even more outrageous than before! Although
There are many skills in the world that are not stressful, but they are not like you, right? Are you sick? If you are sick, you should see a doctor! Don't get sick here, okay!"
When my complaints got into the atmosphere, I couldn't help but drop the salt bag in my hand, indicating that I was venting my anger.
[It seems that the hidden ability of this salt bag should be added, and the ability to complain is +1.]
"Meow~"
The cat couldn't help but be stunned when he heard my complaints, and then he gently curled his tail towards me, pretending to look cute.
I sighed, took two steps forward, grabbed the salt bag, and returned to my seat.
"Snapped!"
It was a familiar sound again, and my nagging voice also sounded again: "Meow meow meow! Meow your sister! Why are you so cute at this time! Do you think you are Good Morning Meow? Can you be more serious?
!If you can’t refute, will I start meowing?”
"呲流~"
The cat ignored me, but took out some tea leaves, put them in his cup again, picked up the teapot and made himself a cup of tea.
"well……"
Seeing that it finally looked serious, I couldn't help but sigh and waved to it with a wry smile.
"I suggest you keep complaining for a while longer. In this case, this chapter will be over."
The cat took a sip of tea very calmly, while wagging its tail gently, and said to me with narrowed eyes.
"Ah? What chapter? I'm a little confused."
I scratched my head in confusion and asked with a confused look on my face.
"Forget it, let's not talk about it. But then again, you are really suitable for complaining."
The cat was holding a small teacup and showed me a happy face. At the same time, he did not forget to say something to me.
"It's not that I'm suitable for complaining, but like what you did just now, I'm afraid everyone can complain once or twice, right?"
I sighed softly and said to it helplessly.
"I think I should give you a Tucao energy collector, so that you can make the most of it."
While the cat was talking, he drank all the tea in the cup and lay down on the recliner. This ecstatic look was really different from the previous serious look.
"It's a good idea, but I'm not someone who can complain easily in the original world. Even if I had such an ability, it would be difficult for me to use it. What's more, stupid hair really doesn't look good."
I lightly shrugged my shoulders and replied calmly.
"It's up to you, don't you see me enjoying it?"
The cat stuck out its tongue gently and rocked gently on the recliner as if it was in a state of ecstasy. It seemed to be extremely happy.
"Catnip is really harmful to cats."
I couldn't help but roll my eyes at the fact that there was no formal cat in front of me. While complaining, I didn't forget to ask: "So you guy... when will you let me go? How long do you want me to wait?"
"No hurry, no rush..."
When the cat said this, he shook his wrist slightly, glanced at the watch on his wrist, and continued: "It's early, the time has not yet come, there is still time for everything."
"Time, do you still have the concept of time? Also, when did you get a watch?"
I frowned slightly and couldn't help but ask.
"You will understand in the future, but now is not the time. I can't tell you the truth of everything yet, but as compensation, I can give you a gift."
Having said this, the cat casually took out a small box from behind his butt and threw it to me.