"It's strange...why do I feel so hairy all over my body...it makes me feel uncomfortable all over."
Ling Zhi smiled wryly and frowned, and couldn't help but reveal a wry smile: "This feeling is like being stared directly at by a female gangster. It's really weird..."
"But I'm overthinking it. I'm sure no one will take a fancy to me. Huh, I don't know which female gangster glanced at me when she was looking for her boyfriend... Eh~ It's so perverted just thinking about it~"
"he~tui~"
...
"A sneeze!"
"A sneeze!"
"Well......"
The girl who sneezed twice in a row rubbed her nose, slowly put down her mobile phone, and couldn't help muttering in confusion: "What's going on? Did I get scolded by someone... I was thinking
...I don’t have a cold either? Which bad guy is talking about others! It’s really annoying..."
"Hey hey hey, the male god is still here."
This girl also doesn't have a long memory, and continues to stare at Yang Chen who is lying on the railing. This is not a young girl in love, she is obviously a female gangster!
—
"Jingle Bell......"
The familiar bell rang from my ears. Now that I had controlled my emotions, I finally had some strength and slowly turned around. At this moment, I only felt that my brain was empty, like a walking zombie, with only one hungry person.
Thought, with this thought, I slowly walked towards the cafeteria.
But at this time, I didn't notice that the girl on the other side of the playground was already blushing and wiping the saliva from the corner of her mouth, looking at me walking towards the cafeteria with a squinted look on her face.
Maybe I never imagined that one day I would be harassed by a girl.
"Ah...I don't know what to eat better. I'm really confused..."
"Forget it, I'm too lazy to queue up today, so let's eat instant noodles."
Talking to myself, I took a step and disappeared into the crowd. After just a few breaths, I disappeared.
...
"Just now... when I looked at the figure and cheeks, they looked so similar. My sixth sense was indeed right! Then... wouldn't I..."
The girl with the lustful look just now was staring intently at the dispersed crowd. When she saw my face, she suddenly couldn't help but laugh lewdly, looking like a female gangster.
"Then things are really getting interesting."
"It seems that I have to give this guy a good beating to see if he is the boy that day."
As she said this to herself, she couldn't help but lick her lips, showing a lustful look.
"Meng Ting, stop standing there and acting like a nympho. I don't know what happened to you today. You suddenly became unhappy and suddenly acted like a nympho! It's like being mentally ill. Believe it or not, I will send you to a mental hospital when the time comes.
!”
The girls under the audience pinched their waists and stared angrily at Chen Mengting, while muttering in annoyance.
"Oh, how can anyone be a nymphomaniac? If I see a handsome young brother, I will definitely introduce him to my good sisters."
Chen Mengting slowly walked down from the auditorium and pouted her lips, trying to be cute.
"Tch, I don't believe you!"
The girl rolled her eyes at Chen Mengting and complained angrily.
"Okay, okay, you two, stop making trouble. Chen Mengting, please leave quickly, otherwise there will be too many people in the cafeteria soon. We won't have room to eat."
The girl wearing round glasses on the other side smiled bitterly to smooth things over.
, on the other hand, he stretched out his hand to greet Chen Mengting.
"Okay, okay~ Got it!"
Chen Mengting spread her hands helplessly, showing a wry smile while walking down the auditorium, following them into the crowd and heading towards the cafeteria.
—
Boring time flies by quickly, and class time is also quite boring.
In just a blink of an eye, time came to evening again.
I was lying on the bed scrolling through my phone. I suddenly sat up and blinked at the people lying on the bed in front of me. On a whim, I slapped the wall to remind my roommates, and I kept shouting loudly on the other side.
He opened his mouth and asked: "Everyone, is there anyone coming with me..."
"Zuba, no matter what you say, I won't go."
Li Hao complained unhappily while lightly scratching his butt, giving me a look of disdain.
"Hey, hey, hey, I haven't finished speaking yet! You decide whether to go or not!"
I couldn't help but press my head and rolled my eyes at Li Hao in front of me.
"Besides, it's rude to interrupt others, you know?"
Having said this, I did not forget to raise my middle finger to express my respect.
"Hey, what are you going to do? Go to the playground to pick up girls? Not possible, right?"
Sun Fengqi, who was lying on the bed watching the video, heard my words, sat up and asked me with a curious look on his face.
"Damn, of course I'm going for a run. Haven't you lazy guys realized that you've made yourself fat?"
I looked at the people in front of me, gently spread my hands, and asked them with a puzzled look.
"Run for whatever reason, you are so lazy that it would be troublesome for you to even take a few steps, right?"
While Li Hao was complaining, he pushed up his glasses with his middle finger and looked down on me.
"I ask you to exercise for your own good, so that you don't turn into pigs and die on the bed. Can't you understand my fatherly love for you? Huh?"
While I was explaining righteously, I didn't forget to reach out my hand and tap Li Hao's bed board with a righteous expression.
On the surface, the words are righteous, but in fact they are extremely unjust.
"Damn...are you crazy?!"
"You can still exercise? Stop joking?"
"What happened to you today? Did your head get squeezed by the door or did you have a convulsion?"
"Don't get crazy all of a sudden, it's scary."
Sun Fengqi listened to my propaganda as if he had been brainwashed, and couldn't help but let out a series of fatal complaints, trying to calm my thoughts step by step.
"That's right, have hemorrhoids grown in your head? Or have your personalities been swapped? Why are you so relaxed and elegant all of a sudden?"
Not only Sun Fengqi, but also Zhang Tianlai, who is usually extremely honest, couldn't help but complained to me directly.
"Hey, do you guys want to start a quarrel with me? Do you want to have a verbal battle with me? Do you want to compete with me to see who is the king of foul mouth?"
I walked directly to the middle of the dormitory slowly and started to laugh at the group without fear: "It's just you, you can't do anything every day, bragging about being the first place, it's just you, if you don't run and exercise, you can lose weight."
What should I do if you are so fat? As a father, I can’t bear to watch you sink, you know?”
"Silly son, shut up."
Li Hao pointed at my mouth with a mean look on his face.
"That's right, my grandson with brain problems, shut up."
Suddenly, Meng Tianci from the bunk above me
He couldn't help but smile and quickly opened his mouth to take advantage.
"Damn! Great-grandson, please shut up."
Sun Fengqi looked at everyone in the dormitory with a smile on his face and dropped a bombshell.
"Tsk tsk tsk, then I will be the final winner."
Zhang Tianlai, who suddenly spoke, rubbed his nose and said with a smile on his face: "Silly sons, stop arguing, use your stupid brains to think about what 1+1 equals."
The dormitory instantly became chaotic and noisy, and no one wanted to suffer.
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
Looking at the noisy people, I shook my head slightly while smacking my mouth: "You guys, what are you doing? Zu'an is the best at talking, isn't he? Okay, let's take a break. I just asked you if you want to go.
Go, don’t just fart with your mouth every day.”
Having said this, I did not forget to raise my middle finger solemnly and glanced around at the people on the bunk.
"Tch. You really want to go out as often as you want. If you don't want to go, whoever wants to go will go."
Meng Tianci turned over and spoke reluctantly.
"It's just snake essence disease. I won't go either."
Sun Fengqi also rolled his eyes at me with distrust, and directly chose to complain: "I hope you won't be a scumbag who dumped your running lover after just one day of running."
"Plus one! I agree with him."
Zhang Tianlai silently raised his hand to express his attitude.
"Fuck, why don't you go and pull me down?! I don't need you idiots."
I looked at them looking like lazy pigs and turned around with arrogance.
Pushing the door open, he strode out the door quickly.
I hadn't walked a few steps when the guys behind me started talking and muttering.
"Hey, Yang Chen, have you been stimulated in any way today? Why are you suddenly running...is this? Crazy?"
Sun Fengqi picked his nose, couldn't help but raise his head, and asked the people in front of him with a blank expression.
"I don't know?! Let's not think too much about it. We still don't know if we really want to exercise, right?"
Li Hao pressed his cell phone desperately while saying expressionlessly: "But I still suggest... I suggest you check your brain."
"Don't look at it. With his brain, it only costs two yuan to go to the hospital. It costs one yuan to take the bus to the hospital. He goes to the doctor. The doctor says he can't be saved. He should wait to die. Then he costs one yuan to take the bus back."
Zhang Tianlai, who was lying on the bed listening to cross talk, turned over and complained directly using ready-made jokes.
"Hey? Tianci, what do you think?"
Sun Fengqi glanced at Meng Tianci and couldn't help but ask.
"How can I watch it? Climb on the bed and watch it. How else can I watch it?"
Meng Tianci turned around and continued playing his game.
It seems that I have become accustomed to my sudden whims.
...
Although I knew these guys would definitely talk about my idea, I didn't feel like there was anything strange about me. After all, generally speaking, it's not a bad thing if people suddenly want to exercise...
.
Um...right?
What's more, in fact, it wasn't really just a whim.
It's just because of the previous duel with Zhi Sang and others that I really discovered the benefits of strong physical fitness.
If I hadn't had a foundation in martial arts, I might have died in their hands and then been painfully shot.