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Chapter 13 Guage, are you afraid of dinosaurs?

Brother Gua, from the Crazy Croods.

The planet he is on will soon encounter the end of the world, with tectonic plates colliding, volcanoes erupting, and the largest animals on the planet, the dinosaurs, about to become extinct.

Brother Gua ran as fast as he could, but his short legs never left the spot.

"What...what's going on? Why am I still where I am? Please let me go, I still have a wife and children."

Xiao Tao held up his chin, looked at Gua Ge's rough appearance, tilted his head and asked Lu Xiaolin: "Sir, shopkeeper, can I educate him?"

Lu Xiaolin shook his head: "Customer first, service first, kid, violence cannot solve the ultimate problem."

Lu Xiaolin transmitted a stream of light into Gua Ge's mind, informing him of Zhutian Supermarket's business philosophy, trading rules and other information at once.

Gua Ge's short legs obviously slowed down as he ran.

"Fair and free trade, selling all over the world?"

Brother Gua was talking to himself, finding it very difficult to understand.

Gua Ge is a primitive man and has not been baptized by modern civilization, which is normal.

Zhutian Supermarket: “It was detected that Gua Ge’s body has a full set of dinosaur genes attached to it.”

Ouch, this is a big treasure!

"Why does Gua Ge have dinosaur genes attached to his body? In what way does it exist?"

Zhutian Supermarket: "Gua Ge has a certain influence in his world. The dinosaur genes will establish contact with Gua Ge through air, suspended matter, sound, food chain, etc."

Lu Xiaolin did some analysis and suddenly discovered that through some method, it should be possible to preserve all dinosaur species on Gua Ge's planet.

And not just fossils anymore!

What once again made Lu Xiaolin feel a little incredible was that Gua Ge, who had nothing but brute strength and strong wild survival skills, actually owned 20,000 Heavenly Coins.

"What's going on? Why are you higher than Fire Cloud Evil God, Reina and the others?"

Zhutian Supermarket: "Zhutian coins are converted based on the luck formed by the prestige and influence of Zhutian characters in the world of Zhutian. The planet where Gua Ge is located has fewer people, so the luck is spread out, resulting in a higher average value."

That's true!

In primitive society, everyone lived a life of subsistence and slash-and-burn farming, and the population base was not large.

As long as Gua Ge is allowed to improve his strength, according to modern civilization, Gua Ge is completely qualified to be the captain of his planet. At that time, Gua Ge is likely to become the most wealthy among the members of the universe.

After Gua Ge digested some information about Zhutian Supermarket again and confirmed that Xiao Tao and Lu Xiaolin were not in danger, he calmed down.

"Lu... Shopkeeper Lu, can I go to Mingyuan Pavilion to have a look?"

Lu Xiaolin nodded: "Okay."

Under the leadership of Xiao Tao, Gua Ge came to the outside of Mingyuan Pavilion. After facial recognition, he paid 5,000 Zhutian coins and entered Mingyuan Pavilion.

Brother Gua now has a vague concept of Zhutian coins and transactions, so when he pays, he doesn't feel any pain at all.

In the Life Source Pavilion, the corrugated mirror presents the fate of the heavens and the world where Gua Ge is located one by one in the form of a linear scene.

Through the glass, Lu Xiaolin and Xiao Tao could clearly see that Brother Gua was so frightened that his face was distorted and his breathing was rapid.

"Oh my god, the end of the world is really coming, the end of the world..."

"Bang!"

"Duang..."

Xiao Tao helplessly looked at Brother Gua who was knocked unconscious, opened the glass door, dragged Brother Gua out, and threw him on the ground.

"The end of the world is coming. If you smash the Life Source Pavilion, your end of the world will be here soon. Wake up, wake up!"

Brother Gua was woken up by Xiao Tao, looking panicked and at a loss.

"Shopkeeper Lu, the end of the world is coming. Xiao Yi, Wu Ga, Grandma, Tank, Sandy... are in danger. Big cats that eat people, flying insects that chew bones... Shopkeeper Lu, there is danger, we are going to die..."

…”

"Brother Gua, the moment you enter Zhutian Supermarket, your destiny is in your own hands. In other words, you can make yourself strong enough to protect your family and strong enough to fight the end of the world."

Lu Xiaolin's words ignited Gua Ge's hope of living!

"Really...really? I...thank you, Shopkeeper Lu!"

Brother Gua was very upright. He knelt on the ground and kowtowed his head more than ten times, which was a great courtesy.

Lu Xiaolin flashed a stream of light and gently lifted Brother Gua up.

"This...this power is so warm, so soft, and so powerful. I want this too, is it okay?"

Xiao Tao rolled his eyes at Brother Gua: "You are very capable! Come, let me show you the products we supply."

Lu Xiaolin sat in the shopkeeper's seat and quietly watched Xiao Tao work.

"What you see is all true. Cigarettes, Jiuliangye, and Coke can all increase your ability to resist the end of the world."

Brother Gua was very excited when he saw it: "There are so many products, I'm spoiled for choice. Please help me, Teacher Xiao Tao."

"First of all, you spend 3,000 heavenly coins to become a silver member, and I will explain it to you in detail."

Brother Gua quickly learned the trading system of Zhutian Supermarket and was curious and excited about the existence of the virtual panel.

"Based on your current situation, I suggest you buy 10 boxes of Huaxia brand cigarettes. After taking them back, everyone will smoke them to increase their physical attack power. When you become stronger, you will be able to kill all the cats that eat people and the flying insects that eat human bones.

It’s scum.”

Lu Xiaolin suddenly realized that this kid Taotie... was very suitable for sales.

"Okay, okay, I'll buy it, I'll buy it!"

"Jiuliangye, you can only buy one bottle now, so you can drink it by yourself. Hi Pi Cola can buy 10 bottles at a time. If everyone drinks a few bottles, there is no need to be afraid even if a tiger bites your head."

"So awesome? I buy it, I buy it!"

Soon, Brother Gua became the silver member with the highest spending among the members of Zhutian Supermarket.

It's not difficult to drink Jiuliangye and Hipi Cola directly, but Gua Ge doesn't know how to use Huaxia cigarettes.

Neither does Xiaotao.

"Although Huaxia cigarettes are called cigarettes, they are not actually cigarettes in the true sense. Put them in your mouth and smoke them directly. No nicotine, no tar, non-toxic and no side effects. With attribute bonus, the smoke penetrates the blood vessels."

Brother Gua took out a Huaxia cigarette, put it to his mouth, took a deep breath, and said, "His!"

One cigarette, one puff, 5 seconds, dry up!

"Um?"

Brother Gu suddenly discovered that his body had undergone significant changes. His strength had become stronger and his body had become more flexible.

"Have I really become powerful?"

Xiao Tao put his hands in his pockets and rolled his eyes at Brother Gua: "What does this mean? These are the basic foundations of martial arts in the low-level world of martial arts. From now on, frequenting Zhutian Supermarket is enough to change your destiny. Why don't you kneel down and thank the shopkeeper for your great kindness?"

Brother Gua was so excited that he knelt down again. However, Lu Xiaolin stopped him.

At Zhutian Supermarket, customers come first. Besides, the floor is damaged and we need Zhutian coins to repair it.

"Brother Gua, let me ask you a question, are you afraid of dinosaurs?" Lu Xiaolin asked.

Brother Gua scratched his head: "What is a dinosaur?"

Lu Xiaolin waved his hand, and a ferocious Tyrannosaurus rex phantom appeared in the air.

When Brother Gua saw it, he was so frightened that he ran away...


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