Although the man in front of me wearing animal skin can talk to dinosaurs, which is exciting.
But Jack felt insulted by Gua Ge's words.
"You're really a fucking retard! Do you know what it's like to be a head trainer in Jurassic Park? Twelve thousand dollars a month, twelve thousand, you know? You idiot!"
Brother Gua scratched his head: "In Zhutian Supermarket, I can earn more than 30,000 yuan a month. It's nothing to you. It feels like the Jurassic Park you said is even more powerful than Zhutian Supermarket."
Jack was so angry that he grabbed the fence of the mechanical door, pointed in the direction of Brother Gua and yelled: "Zhutian Supermarket, your mother is so big, you are mentally retarded! A broken supermarket can make you 30,000 a month, I will kneel down and call you daddy right away."
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"Boom!"
"Click!"
In the sky, the dark clouds were suddenly torn apart.
A bolt of lightning fell from the sky, hitting Jack directly.
Jack knelt on the ground with a pop.
"Bang!"
There was a loud noise.
The entire Jurassic Park and the entire Isla Nublar shook left and right as if there was an earthquake.
The tourists who were evacuating in an emergency screamed in fear.
"Jack, Jack?"
"Just now, did you see anything falling from the sky?"
"It seems like a big lump."
"Idiot, look at it, a gorilla... a gorilla!"
Gua Ge, melon seeds, and melon shells also felt the presence of foreign objects.
In the darkness, a pair of huge eyes gradually approached.
"Huh? There's an unexpected harvest! Woo-la, wo-la-wo-la, wo-la, wo-oo-hoo..."
At this time, a huge chimpanzee walked out of the darkness.
The chimpanzee was also confused. Five meters away, his movements froze in place.
The chimpanzee stood up alertly, even taller than the Tyrannosaurus Rex.
With his long black fur, it is easy for others to misunderstand that he is very friendly.
The chimpanzee's huge eyes switched back and forth between melon seeds, melon shells and melon brothers. Then he glanced at the people evacuating in a panic on the river beach 50 meters away.
The enhanced version of Spinosaurus Melon Shell seemed very calm, but Tyrannosaurus Melon Seed seemed a little scared.
Regardless of this, Brother Gua still clapped his mouth and sang a happy tune: "Woo la, woo la, woo la woo la woo woo woo..."
"puff!"
The chimpanzee was lying on the ground, looking up at the endless starry sky, obviously confused.
"puff!"
The chimpanzee landed on its forelimbs, suddenly bared its teeth and stared at the melon shell, melon seeds and melon brother with an angry expression.
"Can any of you tell me where Ann is?"
Chimpanzees can actually talk!
Jack, who had regained consciousness a little, was frightened and fainted again.
Chimpanzees can talk, so that's easy.
Gua Ge politely stretched out his hand and said hello to the chimpanzee: "Hello, big man, would you like to play in my crazy primitive world?"
The chimpanzee rolled his eyes: "Crazy primitive man? Can you help me find Ann?"
"What is Ann?"
The chimpanzee bit his finger and seemed to be blushing: "An... that's An, a beautiful... very slender figure, as big as me here, and as curvy as me here... a girl."
Brother Gua nodded: "Oh, what is your relationship with this beautiful girl named An?"
The chimpanzee scratched his head and looked a little restless.
Outside the mechanical door, Jack, who had just woken up, was once again stunned with a charred face: "This mentally retarded person can not only communicate with dinosaurs, but also with gorillas? What the hell is this?"
"Jack, look, is it my imagination? I think that giant gorilla seems to be blushing..."
The chimpanzee looked at the starry sky, sighed, and intertwined his thick left and right fingers: "I found... I seem to have fallen in love with An."
Brother Gua was startled: "You are a gorilla, An is a beautiful girl...hiss...shouldn't you like the female gorilla?"
"roar!"
The chimpanzee bared its teeth at Gua Ge: "I was originally going to like the female chimpanzee, but since I met An... I found... that my orientation has changed, and I found that I fell in love with humans! No matter how beautiful the mother is,
Orangutan, I don’t even feel it.”
Brother Gua said calmly: "This is a disease and it needs to be cured!"
The chimpanzee bared its teeth again.
"Human, I don't want to quarrel with you! My name is King Kong. Can you tell me why I was falling from a building in the city just now and now I'm here?"
Brother Gua shook his head in confusion: "I don't know. But King Kong, I know someone who may be able to help you."
King Kong excitedly hit the ground with his fist: "Who? Take me to see him quickly!"
"He is Lu Xiaolin, the shopkeeper of our Zhutian Supermarket. However, you are not a member of Zhutian Supermarket yet, so you cannot see him directly."
"Zhutian Supermarket? Lu Xiaolin? Can he help me find An, and can he turn me into a human?"
Brother Gua smiled: "For the omnipotent shopkeeper, all these can be done. But the premise is that you have to have enough Heavenly Coins to squander it."
King Kong's huge eyes stared at Brother Gua: "What do you mean, do you mean that I have to follow you from now on?"
"No, no, no, we all grew bigger and stronger under the protection of the shopkeeper. We all followed the shopkeeper."
"Looking at you, you seem to be particularly afraid of the shopkeeper!"
"No, no, no, this is... Oops, I forgot that word. It's not called fear, it should be called... respect..."
King Kong continued: "Respect?"
"Yes, yes, respect, respect."
King Kong looked at Brother Gua in surprise: "Your language skills should be relatively low among humans, right?"
Brother Gua smiled honestly: "No, no, no, I am at the level of the first class in kindergarten. Durotan, who is in the middle class of kindergarten, is a little worse than me."
King Kong: "..."
"Where do we go back now?"
Gua Ge held King Kong's hand and suddenly remembered something. Then he walked to the mechanical door and asked Jack, who looked dark and frightened through the thick fence: "You just said that only I can take it, and this island can't be moved."
It’s mine, isn’t it?”
Jack and his companions looked at Brother Gua like a fool, although they didn't dare to say it.
Jack nodded, strongly suspecting that he had a severe concussion.
"King Kong, can you carry this island away?"
King Kong opened his mouth and froze on the spot: "Brother Gua, your thinking is very different from ordinary people! How can you see that a little me can carry such a big island? But..."
At this moment, a row of light, a row of blue mesh-like light, came out of King Kong's huge eyes.
The blue mesh light scanned Brother Gua's body, and King Kong said seriously: "Brother Gua, you have magical power in your body that you can use. I think you can try it."
Brother Gua himself was confused, how could he have the strength to carry an island?