Chapter 160 Ling Zun: I beg the immortal, give me happiness
A group of people from Yuan Wu Shen Jue Palace were frightened to death by the blue Big Mac and the Fire Qilin.
Everyone was sneezed by the aqua-blue Big Mac, causing injuries all over their bodies.
Lu Xiaolin took Dian Niang, Bu Jingyun and others to Lingyun Cave.
A magical scene happened.
The aqua blue giant is working with the fire unicorn, men farming and women weaving...
To be more precise, the aqua blue giant is picking the blood bodhi in Lingyun Cave together with the fire unicorn.
Bu Jingyun and Ao Xiuxiu were stunned. Is this a husband and wife working together to make a plate of braised blood bodhi?
The aqua giant and the fire unicorn sensed the approach of humans at the same time.
"Ouch!"
The aqua blue Big Mac went crazy instantly.
There was an angry roar that shook the ground, and it felt like Lingyun Cave was about to collapse.
Bu Jingyun and Ao Xiuxiu were shaken by the shock wave caused by the roar, making it difficult to stand.
However, Lu Xiaolin and Dian Niang stood still without any fear.
Perhaps because he was too calm, the aqua blue giant's eyes widened and he stared at the tiny human in front of him.
"Buzz...ow..."
A series of low growls.
But no one at the scene understood bestiality, and no one knew what the aqua blue Big Mac was talking about.
Fire Qilin pressed its head against the water-blue Big Mac, and gestured with its eyes to the Blood Bodhi and Blue Water Spin next to it.
The aqua blue giant responded in a low voice.
Lu Xiaolin finally saw the situation clearly, threw his hands, and the two black fruits were accurately thrown into the mouths of the aqua blue Big Mac and the fire unicorn.
Aqua Blue Big Mac and Fire Qilin felt that they had been eaten, and that something had been forcefully inserted into them by the little human in front of them, and they were immediately furious.
The aqua blue giant couldn't bear it anymore and stepped down with its forelimbs in the air.
"ton!"
Trample all the rocks standing in front of Lu Xiaolin!
It can be said that half of the mountain was trampled by the aqua blue giant.
"Um?!"
The aqua blue giant was about to turn back and continue picking the blood bodhi with the fire unicorn, when he suddenly discovered that the few little ones in front of him did not fall with the mountain.
But it was hanging in the air.
The little one in the lead was actually smiling at him!
"Xiaohuo, I can't stand it anymore. These people are not kind people. I'd better eat them."
Next to him, Fire Qilin calmly rubbed against the aqua blue giant and said: "Brother Shui, you promised me, you picked the blood bodhi and blocked the water swirl channel, and we will be free and easy on the mountain of Qingyunmen. You
If you don’t control your xinxing now and it’s difficult to suppress the anger in your heart, you might..."
Bu Jingyun and Ao Xiuxiu were stunned at that time.
The aqua giant and the fire unicorn actually speak human words!
You clearly didn’t know how to speak just now?
At this time, Lu Xiaolin, who was hovering in the air, spoke.
"The inner fire is hard to suppress, the temperament is uneven, the attributes are mutually exclusive, and yin and yang are in opposition! Xiao Huo is right."
The aqua blue Big Mac and the Fire Qilin were shocked at the same time and looked at Lu Xiaolin in surprise.
"You...how can you understand what we are saying?" The aqua blue giant raised his alert, the dragon-headed lion's body was condensed with aqua blue energy.
"Just now, I gave each of you a language fruit newly developed by our Zhutian Supermarket research team. Although it lasts only 30 minutes, the effect seems to be good."
"Bang!"
The aqua blue giant was so angry that he stepped on the ground and stared at Lu Xiaolin with his huge eyes: "Human! You are looking for death!"
Lu Xiaolin waved his hand indifferently: "The Qingyun Sect's Spirit Master, the Shui Qilin who has lived for more than 6,000 years, is looking for death when he opens his mouth and shuts up... The key is, you can't kill anyone here."
"You actually investigated me?!"
"Ahem!"
Next to him, Huo Qilin winked: "Brother Shui, don't get angry..."
Bu Jingyun and Ao Xiuxiu were stunned again. After Huo Qilin spoke human words, his voice turned out to be so soft and cooing!
"Xiaohuo, this guy is just here to entertain us!"
Lu Xiaolin shook his head and said: "A dog bites Lu Dongbin, but it doesn't recognize a good heart. I'm here to solve the physical and attribute problems of you two beasts, but you don't appreciate it. If that's the case, then I'm going to leave?"
Shui Qilin was about to get angry, but he saw Fire Qilin say shyly: "This high immortal, if... if there is a way to regulate yin and yang, please... please give me your instructions."
Lu Xiaolin smiled: "Sister Xiaohuo is very good."
Shui Qilin's eyes were on fire.
"Although the water unicorn has the attribute of water, its heart attribute is that of fire. It may be that for more than 6,000 years, the long nights are too lonely, and it must be very angry. Although the fire unicorn has the attribute of fire, its heart attribute is that of water. You two,
They happen to be mutually exclusive."
When Shui Qilin heard this, he became even more angry and wanted to immediately skin Lu Xiaolin.
"What nonsense!"
Lu Xiaolin shook his head: "Is this what you said? Then after you two have done enough foreplay and press Sister Xiaohuo to the ground to enjoy the pleasure, but cannot communicate deeply due to the repulsion of the telepathic attribute, don't
Cry and beg on your knees."
Shui Qilin was furious. His "embarrassing story" was told in public, and his blue skin turned purple with anger.
Huo Qilin was so embarrassed that his red cheeks turned even red and black.
Ao Xiuxiu looked confused: "What do you mean by the shopkeeper's words?"
Dian Niang smiled and said nothing, Bu Jingyun's cheeks were burning and he looked somewhere else.
"Fart! Just wait for me to eat the Blood Bodhi and take advantage of the extremely yin energy on a full moon night to achieve great things!"
Lu Xiaolin looked at Shui Qilin's arrogant expression and couldn't help but sigh in sympathy.
"Blood Bodhi is not an aphrodisiac. If you take 10,000 pills, the effect will be the same. In addition, you have stayed in the Qingyunmen Pool for 6,000 years, and the Yin Qi of the full moon in the Zhuxian World is not enough to cover up your heart attributes."
Speaking of this, Shui Qilin's expression was obviously gloomy.
Lu Xiaolin continued: "Of course, the mind attribute is not a scourge. As long as you balance it with yin and yang, given time, you and Sister Xiaohuo can still be friends for a long time."
Shui Qilin hesitated now. He had to be cautious when it came to happiness matters in the rest of his life.
Fire Qilin shyly kicked Water Qilin with his feet and said, "Admit your mistake and seek benefits."
Shui Qilin tilted his head and sighed: "You may be right, but you are just a little human being, why should I believe you?"
"oh?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Xiaolin's body suddenly flashed with golden light.
Standing ten feet tall, climbing mountains and stepping on rivers, the Dharma is boundless.
From the sky, Lu Xiaolin's majestic voice came: "Is it big enough?"
Shui Qilin was stunned on the spot, with tears of excitement rolling down his face. He rushed over and hugged Lu Xiaolin's big toe, crying and begging: "Please give me happiness, please."
"Whoosh!"
The golden light flashed, Lu Xiaolin returned to normal, and patted Shui Qilin's forehead with his hand: "No problem, as long as there are enough heaven coins, Xiao Shui and Xiao Huo's happiness will be wrapped up in me."
"In order to reconcile your mind attributes, first of all, let's do a routine blood test. Come on, stretch out your front paws. Jingyun, come on, draw Qilin's blood."