Chapter 177 One slap is not enough, I want 10,000!
Wang Wu looked at the huge Dharma image squatting and talking to Gu Shantai, and it was incredible.
It seems that this is one thing destroying another thing?
"Gu Shantai, your voice is broken? Take out the energy you just held to torture people with the sword in your hand, otherwise, you are a big fool."
Having seen the situation clearly, Wang Wu put his hands on his hips, his sleeves fluttering, pointed at Gu Shantai, and turned on the talking mode.
Dongfang Bubai was the one who was the most frightened. Seeing Wang Wu scolding her, she couldn't help it anymore: "You bully and shy short winter melon, hit me, and then use a mountain to hit the shopkeeper!"
When Wang Wu saw Dongfang Bubai getting up and quarreling, he was displeased: "Oh! You bully the weak and fear the strong? How do you know how tough someone is? Have you tried it?"
Dongfang Bubai sank, with a slight anger on his face: "I want to give it a try, but the shopkeeper has to give in! But you, why are you always trying to fight me when you have nothing to do? I'm afraid that you are depressed, empty, lonely and cold during menopause, and you need someone to slap you in the face.
Is it fun to shoot?"
Wang Wu smiled seductively: "I've always been straight-forward, making silly remarks and wasting my time! Look at you, a pretty boy wearing colorful clothes, with a strange aura, you're a monster!"
Dongfang Bubai was so angry that he almost turned his nose to the tip of his nose and said, "If I turn back into a man again, I won't be able to charm you to death with my graceful demeanor!"
Wang Wu said "Yo ho": "Yo? Then you have changed! I will trade the spirit stones in cash and start whoring immediately!"
On the side, Wang Lu held his cheek and watched with high interest as his master and Dongfang Bubai exchanged words.
Not far away, Master Feng Yin and his group were so ashamed that they didn't want to give up.
On the other side, Lu Xiaolin, who had transformed into a huge Dharma form, squatted down, stretched out his hand and patted Gu Shantai's head gently.
"Don't... don't touch me. I built these mountains with a radius of 10,000 kilometers."
Lu Xiaolin smiled: "Brother, as a human being, you must be kind."
Gu Shantai felt a little guilty: "What... what kind of kindness?"
"Oh? You don't admit it? Then let me ask you, why is Feng Yin still in the realm of individualized gods after so many years of hard training? Why are the elders of the Spirit Sword Sect still stuck in the Nascent Soul stage and making little progress? Also, why is it you?
Why is Wang Wu, who is so deceitful, still a little golden elixir monk?"
"I...that...what, I...can't tell you."
"hehe."
These words made Feng Yin, Liu Xian, Fang He and Wang Wu of the Lingjian sect present unable to sit still.
"Senior Brother Head, what does this mean? Does our inability to improve our cultivation over the years have something to do with this mountain monster?"
"Senior Brother, is this Gushantai some kind of Shangxuan ancient seal?"
Master Feng Yin's breath sank, but even he couldn't figure out what this sentence meant.
The one who is the most angry is Wang Wu. Although he is known as the number one golden elixir in the Kyushu Continent and has three thousand golden elixirs to protect his body at critical moments, the fifth elder of the Spirit Sword Sect is just a shitty golden elixir. It would be embarrassing to tell anyone!
"call out!"
Wang Lula didn't even bother to hold him back, so Wang Wu raised his green bamboo sword and flew towards Gu Shantai.
Wearing white robes, flying immortals with swords.
Although Wang Wu was very powerful, in the air and in front of Gu Shantai, he was just like a little mouse.
However, Lu Xiaolin was there to hold the battle, and Gu Shantai did not dare to make any mistakes.
Wang Wu raised his head at 90 degrees, trying to see Lu Xiaolin's face clearly, but unfortunately...
Lu Xiaolin pointed his index finger, and Wang Wu was greeted directly.
Wang Wu, standing on the tip of Lu Xiaolin's huge Dharma statue's index finger, solemnly saluted Lu Xiaolin: "Great God, thank you very much for wiping out the evil Spirit Sword Sect's old site. Wang Wu's worship for you is like a surging river that is out of control.
.So now, the question is, can I slap this idiot named Gu?"
Lu Xiaolin smiled and shook his head: "Is one slap enough?"
Wang Wu jumped up happily: "Not enough, I want to slap you twice."
Lu Xiaolin stared at Wang Wu, activated his celestial eye at close range, and penetrated into the past and future.
Wang Wu was stared at by Lu Xiaolin's huge planet-like eyes, and she still felt a little embarrassed, as if she was just a naked singer.
"Your supernatural spiritual roots cannot shine in this continent. Although the Wuxiang Sword Bone has made some achievements, but every full moon night, the Wuxiang Sword Bone is so painful that it's hard to endure the pain while drinking, right?"
Wang Wu's body suddenly trembled, she pouted and nodded vigorously.
On the ground, a certain Hongbai looked confused, and suddenly felt so guilty inside. It turned out that his mother had been wrongly blaming the master who was poor and obsessed with thoughts?
"Practice the Wuxiang Sword Bone. Although you have three thousand golden elixirs, you still get twice the result with half the effort. Hey, Xiao Wang Wu, according to your qualifications, you should be in the position of leader in 100 years. The reason why you are where you are now is because of Gu Shantai.
, but this continent has indeed failed you."
Wang Wu jumped dozens of meters on the spot: "Haha, right? I also think I have the potential to be the leader, but that old fool won't let me. By the way, what did Gu Shantai do, big brother?
Dirty things?"
"Actually, this guy woke up more than 80 years ago. However, he lacked blood and energy and was unable to move freely."
Wang Wu turned around and glared at Gu Shantai: "It's just a kidney deficiency!"
"So, from then on, he began to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and the vitality cultivated by the disciples of the Spirit Sword Sect. This is the biggest reason why your Spirit Sword Sect is one of the five major immortal cultivating sects in the Nine Provinces continent, but is the weakest.
."
At this moment, Gu Shantai trembled all over, turned around quietly, and wanted to escape.
However, Lu Xiaolin slapped Gu Shantai on the shoulder, and Gu Shantai was unable to move at that time.
"From Male Gobi! I said, how could I, a beautiful and talented beauty like me, have been stagnant for so many years? It turns out she is this guy! Brother, I want to slap him 10,000 times!"
"This..." Gu Shantai was shaking with rocks all over his body, and he was so frightened that he had cirrhosis of the liver.
"Okay, Xiao Wang Wu can fan as many times as he wants."
"Wow, Brother Dashen is so kind. He treats me so well. I want to hold your thigh all the time."
On the ground, Dongfang Bubai pouted in displeasure and turned to ask Wang Lu: "Brother Wang Lu, have you lived with a useless master for so many years? It's really hard for you."
The corner of Wang Lu's mouth trembled: "Humph! I finally understand it today."
"See what?"
"She wants me to be an orphan!"
Dongfang Bubai froze on the spot: "..."
Lu Xiaolin snapped his fingers on the spot.
"Bang!"
There was a muffled thunder, and there were countless phenomena in the sky and the earth.
Wang Wu, who originally looked like a little mouse, suddenly stood over two hundred feet tall. Standing in front of Gu Shantai, he was still slightly taller.
Yue Buqun suddenly felt a bit of sourness in his heart. He had never been played by the shopkeeper like this before.
"Brother Great God, I won't be polite."
Lu Xiaolin smiled and nodded, frowning at Gu Shantai and said: "No dodge! If you dodge once, you will be slapped 100,000 times!"