The alien creatures captured from the apocalypse of 2012 seemed very dissatisfied.
Xiao Tao happily pointed at the alien creature crawling on the ground: "Sir, shopkeeper, can this be eaten?"
"You can put it in your mouth if you want."
Ever since he made a small contribution in the post-apocalyptic world of 2012 and witnessed Lu Xiaolin's terrifying strength, True Dragon Ao Yu's attitude towards Lu Xiaolin changed from being unruly at the beginning to completely surrendering.
The process of being pinched in mid-air by Lu Xiaolin and "twisting" and "tying the knot" was really uncomfortable.
It is precisely because of this that Ao Yu's treatment at Zhutian Supermarket has undergone earth-shaking changes.
Lu Xiaolin canceled his restraints and allowed him to be free to have sex with Silver Fox and Phoenix.
The alien creature with strong hostility should be the leader of the previous attack on Noah's Ark.
This guy has gray dull skin and no ears, nose or mouth. He is so ugly.
The alien creature struggled impatiently for a while and found that it could not break free from the invisible shackles.
The two big eyes occupying more than half of the face were staring straight at Lu Xiaolin.
Suddenly, a green laser shot out.
"Shopkeeper Lu, be careful!" Ao Yu shut up as soon as he shouted.
This green laser, which can hurt the scales of a real dragon, is of no use to Shopkeeper Lu.
Lu Xiaolin waved his hand, and the alien creature, along with the green laser it shot out, also stopped in place.
Xiao Tao once again refreshed his understanding of Lu Xiaolin and exclaimed: "Sir, shopkeeper, is this the legendary absolute master of the space-time realm?"
Of course, Lu Xiaolin has not yet become the absolute master of the space-time realm, just because this is the Zhutian Supermarket.
But, he didn't say.
The eyes of the frozen creature turned red in shock.
"System, analyze the nature and emission principle of this guy's green laser."
Zhutian Supermarket: "This species is an alien biological variant, born outside the Styx galaxy. The genes are suspected to have been changed by the cosmic wind tunnel and dark particles, thus evolving into this form. The green laser is a dark ray, with a higher risk factor. A large number
The collection of dark rays can destroy the star field black hole."
"Yo? The star field black hole is a bit interesting."
Zhutian Supermarket: "The alien creature itself has aggregated a large amount of radioactive elements, and its genes carry a certain amount of nuclear fusion factors. To sum up, the dark rays of this creature are the body's release."
Lu Xiaolin's face darkened: "You mean, this guy is a mobile nuclear energy reactor?"
Zhutian Supermarket: "The system has automatically blocked the radioactivity of this creature and will not cause any harm to Shopkeeper Lu. Please rest assured."
Lu Xiaolin thought about it and suddenly realized that this alien creature, which was even uglier than Zhongli Wuyan, might be of great use.
"Just find a void area to exile, and adjust the time and space distortion to 65%."
Zhutian Supermarket: "Received, executed."
In an instant, the alien creature was exiled to the endless void N07 area of Zhutian Supermarket, unable to move.
Xiao Tao and Ao Yu looked at each other at the same time, dumbfounded.
Shopkeeper Lu waved his hand, and the alien creature disappeared...
At this moment, there was a pink stream of light at the entrance of Zhutian Supermarket, and Gua Ge, wearing animal skins and bare feet, rushed over.
"Shopkeeper Lu, Shopkeeper Lu, no good, the end of the world is coming. I haven't caught the pterosaur yet, what should I do now?"
Brother Gua was sweating profusely and breathing heavily with an anxious look on his face. He didn't even see the real dragon or phoenix flying in the sky.
Lu Xiaolin glanced at Xiao Tao: "Xiao Tao, lead the way."
"Okay!"
"Brother Gua, a new product is on the market. To cope with the apocalypse, you only need a space-time bag, 10 cubic meters of super large storage space, and 1999 Heavenly Coins to take home. How about it?"
After understanding the properties of the space-time bag, Gua Ge burst into tears of joy.
"You can all enter the space-time bag, and then sit in the cave and wait for the end of the world."
Gua Ge danced excitedly.
Under Xiaotao's diligent shopping guide, Gua Ge purchased 10 packs of Huaxia brand cigarettes to increase his physical attack power. Of course, this time, he had to avoid grandma when buying cigarettes. Then he bought 10 packs of Zhutian salt so that everyone could experience the root.
Bones, body cleansing and marrow cleansing.
Holding the time and space bag, Gua Ge said goodbye to everyone and hurried back to the cave to save his family.
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The World of the Chou Empress, the capital of Chu State, outside Danyang City.
Zhongli Wuyan opened the "History of the Spring and Autumn and Warring States" he got from Lu Xiaolin, and he was in a good mood.
The battle flag of the "Qi" country flutters in the wind.
On top of the unicorn in the vast sea, the ugly empress Zhongli Wuyan, dressed in gold armor, was riding to conquer the country in person.
Yan Ying, Tian Ji, Chun Yukun, and Xue Kun accompanied the whole process.
Meng Ke didn't want to come at first, but he couldn't resist Zhongli Wuyan's enthusiastic invitation.
All 20,000 soldiers from Qi State arrived outside Danyang City.
"Who is coming? Tell me your name!" the general guarding the city shouted.
"The Queen of Da Qi... made a mistake, do it again. I am Da Qi..."
"Aren't you Zhongli Wuyan, the ugly ghost of the Great Qi Kingdom? Why did you come to our Great Chu Kingdom with your shrimp soldiers and crab generals?" the Chu Kingdom's guard general asked in a frivolous manner.
Zhongli Wuyan was out of breath.
Yan Ying said loudly: "This is our new emperor Zhongli Wuyan of Da Qi. Go and report to the King of Chu."
"Hahahahaha!" the Chu State Guardsman laughed, "Dwarf Winter Melon, you are here again? Which door should you take this time?"
Yan Ying had been relying on the lonely old minister for three generations, and the civil servants were as gentle as him, so he finally couldn't help but draw his sword.
Zhongli Wuyan comforted Yan Ying and pointed to the Chu guard on the city wall: "Prime Minister Yan, last time you sent Chu, was this the same person who asked you to dig into a dog hole?"
Yan Ying blushed and corrected in a low voice: "Your Majesty, can you not mention this?"
Zhongli Wuyan laughed loudly and patted Yan Ying on the shoulder: "What are you so ashamed of? Shopkeeper Lu, who knows everything, told me that Yan Zi made Chu and fulfilled his mission. Your story was written into that middle school student text
Here, the beautiful things that have been passed down through the ages... are far away. Well, since you dare to humiliate my minister, I will avenge you!"
Meng Ke persuaded him with gentle words: "Your Majesty, human nature is good, why not persuade and teach?"
Zhongli Wuyan grinned: "That makes sense. But Meng Jun, look at that man's hairy look, he doesn't allow me to educate him!"
"Crack!"
Zhongli Wuyan whipped the Hanhai Qilin with his whip, causing the Hanhai Qilin to cry in pain.
Zhongli Wuyan rode the vast sea unicorn, whipped his horse, and got away from the Qi army half a mile away.
"You ugly ghost Zhongli, don't come any closer, otherwise, you will be killed outside Danyang City!"
On the vast sea of unicorns, Zhongli Wuyan holds a hundred pounds of mulberry hooks and screams. Five bottles of hair removal cream not only made her skin much cleaner and fairer, but also raised her ability to cultivate the righteousness of heaven and earth to two levels.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
Haoran is righteous, using heaven and earth as the furnace and the body as the chamber!
In an instant, the Queen Zhongli was surrounded by Wuyan, strong winds were blowing, and sand and rocks were flying!
A group of guards on the city wall fell down and were hit by sand and gravel.
"Today, I'll start by breaking your dog hole!"
"roar!"
A powerful roar seemed to distort time and space, and with the power of thousands of troops, it rushed towards the gate of the Chu Kingdom.
Even the Qi generals half a mile away had to cover their ears.
Tian Ji carefully pulled Yan Ying's sleeve and asked in a low voice: "Prime Minister Yan, what has the emperor eaten recently?"
"boom!"
The city gate of Chu State was instantly blown up, the gate was wide open and the security coefficient dropped to zero.
On top of the city gate, the Chu State guard was ringing in the ears, feeling dizzy and dumbfounded.