After shouting for a while, Bald Qiang held a loudspeaker with an angry look on his face and said angrily to a young man who was drawing on the wall at the city gate: "Hey, hey, hey, Ma Liang, it's you I'm calling! Why don't you draw something?"
Your painting and business have all been taken away by you! Brother Qiang, I sell firewood here for 100 Wen per piece, but you paint on the wall for 99 Wen per piece of wood. Are you going to openly oppose me, Brother Qiang?"
With that said, Bald Qiang raised a shotgun and walked towards the magic pen Ma Liang menacingly.
Ma Liang, the master of painting on the wall, looked back at Bald Qiang, sneered, and continued to draw on the wall.
Bald Qiang approached and cursed arrogantly: "Ma Liang, Brother Qiang gives you three minutes to disappear! If you don't... no..."
Just as he was talking, Ma Liang reached out and took out a steel cannon from the painting on the wall. The muzzle of the steel cannon was pointed at Bald Qiang, who kept shouting: "Bald Qiang, Brother Liang will give you one minute to disappear on the spot!
Otherwise, your bald head will be blown to pieces!"
"This..." Bald Qiang was stunned for a moment, stepped back and hid in the dark. At the same time, he raised the shotgun in his hand and shot at the mysterious Ma Liang.
Angered by Bald Qiang, Ma Liang fired a steel cannon and blew up Bald Qiang's truck to pieces. For a moment, the fragrance of nanmu filled the entrance to the east city of Fairy Tale Town.
The residents of Fairy Tale Town ignored the gunfight between Bald Qiang and Ma Liang and joined in the fight to grab nanmu wood.
"Oh, you really opened my eyes. Shopkeeper Lu, let's go into the city to catch the mastermind behind this. If we continue to watch, I guess my heart won't be able to bear it."
However, when Lu Xiaolin and his party entered Fairy Tale Town, what they saw along the way was still shocking.
For example, there is a hair salon on the roadside, which is jointly invested by Meiyangyang and Red Wolf. Not only does it forcefully solicit customers, but the consumption is extremely high and no bargaining is allowed.
Shuke and Beta, two little mice, show off their power and go from house to house to collect protection fees. If anyone fails to pay, life will be difficult.
There is also an acrobatic art troupe run by the Lion King Simba, who forces countless small animals to practice difficult moves to please customers.
Little Red Riding Hood often wears a red cloak and turns into a wild wolf to scare the children in Fairy Tale Town...
"Damn it, damn it, damn it! You bastard, I've had enough, Shopkeeper Lu, I'm going to go crazy, I can't help it anymore!"
When the real dragon Ao Yu saw this scene, he felt extremely unhappy. He turned into a giant dragon a hundred feet long and stared in the sky, searching for the big boss behind Fairy Tale Town!
At the same moment, the colors between heaven and earth changed.
The surroundings suddenly turned into an illusory and borderless space like a colorful rainbow.
This is a world of emptiness that someone deliberately created.
"Haha, I only visited less than one-tenth of the story of Fairy Tale Town. Ao Yu, you have done a great job, brother! Hahahaha..."
As he spoke, a fat man wearing a sparkling crown appeared at the end of the void environment.
"Huh? You're just wearing a pair of big pants, this... is so embarrassing!" Dian Niang's face turned red and she turned her head.
The Red Queen looked serious and quickly scanned and compared the data of the man with the crown.
"Shopkeeper Lu, this person is the protagonist in "The Emperor's New Clothes", that is, the king of Fairy Tale Town. The clothes he is wearing now are really new clothes, transparent new clothes that break through the current technology of Fairy Tale Town."
The report from the Red Queen was very timely.
"Can you tell which plane the technology of the king's new clothes comes from?"
After some analysis, the Red Queen said: "It is suspected to come from the M78 nebula."
Huang Jiaju said in surprise: "Ultra Star? The newly installed technology comes from Ultraman's lair?"
Dian Niang was also surprised and said: "Isn't it possible that even Ultraman was captured?"
Ao Yu, who was flying over in the air, had long been unhappy. Now seeing the mastermind behind Fairy Tale Town appearing, Ao Yu gritted his teeth and asked Lingkong: "King, are you responsible for all this in Fairy Tale Town?"
The king, who was wearing new clothes, pursed his lips: "Of course, who else but me would have such a big imagination and generosity?"
"Bah! Is this called a big deal? Extract the innocence of fairy tale characters. Look, what have you made them become? It is simply destroying the classics. You are the sinner!"
Unexpectedly, the king wearing new clothes was happy: "You know nothing! It's just extracting the power of innocence and releasing everyone's nature. What's wrong with this? Fairy tales are meant to deceive children after all. Why do you take it so seriously?"
"You call this releasing nature? Damn it! Let the Snake Spirit, the Scorpion Spirit and the Calabash Brothers call each other brothers, let Pinocchio grow a long nose and hook the moon, let Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, the Frog Prince and the Ugly Duckling fight each other, let the match seller
's little girl
The child teases people, makes Mr. Dong Guo and the little boss scold each other, makes Bald Qiang fight with the mysterious Ma Liang, makes Mei Yangyang open a salon... Damn it, I really don’t know what is in your head, is it a maggot? You don’t
Do you think it’s ironic?”
"call out!"
The face of the king, who was wearing new clothes, changed instantly.
The scepter in his hand was raised high, and a blue light gathering a powerful aura was like lightning, tightly binding the real dragon Ao Yu who was flying through the air.
Ao Yu, who couldn't move, felt his heart go cold all of a sudden!
The speed, speed and power of the king's technique completely exceeded his imagination.
"Bang!"
The real dragon Ao Yu, with a huge body of more than a hundred feet long, fell straight to the ground.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk! Have you gone too far with your flag? In Fairy Tale Town, I am the king. How I change it is my business. It's your turn as an outsider to make noises?"
The king, wearing new clothes, sat down.
Although there was no chair behind him, he still maintained a relaxed sitting posture.
Lu Xiaolin noticed that this was the king's ability to materialize space. In the space created by the king, he could materialize all spaces into whatever he wanted.
"Speaking of irony, I'm going to teach you a lesson. You said, guys like the Brothers Grimm and Andersen, they write fairy tales just like fairy tales. Why do they want this to be ironic and that to be ironic? I'm confused, kings, nobles, knights
, provoke him?"
"I won't say much about the other people. Just talk about me! I act like a king in front of me. I focus on my work and worry about the people's livelihood and contentment. But there are always some people who don't have good intentions. Write
I wrote an article called "The Emperor's New Clothes" to satirize me, holy shit, who did I mess with?"
"Besides, is my IQ so low? Two liar tailors didn't do anything, but they said, 'Only fools can't see' clothes, and I fucking believed them? I was still wearing nothing in public.
Showing the emperor's new clothes to my subjects? Is there something wrong with my head?"
"Furthermore, this fairy tale is obviously aimed at me, and it also conveys to the world a story that has embarrassed me for nearly two hundred years. Brother, use your brain and think about it carefully. I don't have exhibitionism, I am a king.
Appearing naked in front of my subjects, how will everyone judge the figure of their beloved king?"
"Oh, I feel bad for talking too much. You, a miscellaneous dragon, won't understand."