Mario and Luigi's 100% original oil global bathing center has a grand opening.
I have basically not done any large-scale advertisements, and I have already started to become famous.
Mario and Luigi's Global Bathing Center is headed to the Foot Washing City at the Hades Station. Unlike the Foot Washing City, which offers a bunch of messy services, the Global Bathing Center is a boutique project.
——Take a bath.
However, different areas are divided, and the prices are different due to different medicinal materials and VIP rooms.
A single service at the Global Bathing Center is only 10 yuan cheaper than the foot washing center next door.
This pricing caused quite a stir.
Most of the customers who come to consume are attracted by the "original grade petroleum".
"Petroleum can be used for bathing? I've never heard of it."
"You really can't believe it. According to the waiter, you can still drink it. The effect is pretty good, especially for beautifying and nourishing the skin and maintaining the body. I heard it has miraculous effects."
"What's so great about this store? The prices are pretty high, and I don't know which one is better in terms of services compared to the foot-washing mall next door."
With such curiosity, customers began to consume.
But soon, trouble came to the door.
Mario and Luigi looked at each other and smiled, waiting for this moment, and responded happily.
"Bang!"
Some customers went crazy.
"What the hell is the original oil-grade global bathing center? Just take a dry bath here?"
A burly man with a giant dragon tattooed on his back screamed, scaring the waitress so much that she trembled all over.
The tattooed man's cry quickly received a response.
"It's so fucking disgusting! It's so expensive to just take a bath! There are many rich programs in the foot washing city next door. This store is so deceptive!"
"The price charged for a dry bath is indeed too expensive!"
The waitress only dared to apologize in a low voice, but these people were obviously here to prick her and didn't listen at all. At the same time, these people also incited the other customers in the bathhouse to cause trouble.
At this time, Mario and Luigi appeared in sportswear.
Luigi points his finger at the tattooed man: "The service items in the lobby are very clear. Is your Chinese language worse than kindergarten? I fucking wrote it, our 100% original oil global bathing center only provides bathing services, howling
Ball!"
Luigi is not tall, just like Mario, about 160 centimeters tall.
But the tattooed man who was shouting was over 180 centimeters tall. In terms of height and imposing manner, the tattooed man felt that he had a lot of advantages. He stepped out of the bathing pool, his face was pulsating, and he glared at Luigi.
"Are you the owner of this deceptive bathing center?" The tattooed man was condescending and imposing.
Luigi rolled his eyes: "Do you have any objections?"
The tattooed man was furious: "Of course I have an objection! You are called a global bathing center. Tell me, which global bathing center only provides bathing services? There is not even a single bathing person. How dare you call it this name?"
The tattooed man's clamor received support.
There were a few burly men in particular, most of whom came with tattooed men, and they were particularly loud.
Luigi smiled: "I told you, the lobby service item clearly stated that our store only provides bathing. Shanpao, do you know how much the 100% original grade oil you bathed in is worth?"
The tattooed man let out a "poof" and looked at the dark 100% original oil pool. He was very unhappy and said: "Is this what you are deceiving? I don't believe you! It's just a bunch of broken oil. It can also beautify and nourish the skin."
Physique? Where’s the tiger?”
The deliberate shouting of the tattooed man and a group of customers soon attracted the crowd of customers who came to the bathing center to take a bath. Among them, most of the customers agreed with the tattooed man's statement. The store's service items were single and there was nothing.
The most popular project is just a bunch of black oil that is rumored to be magical, and the fees are so high, everyone is very dissatisfied.
Luigi glanced at the entire audience and said with a smile: "So, there are quite a few people who hold the same opinion as this person?"
At first, everyone endured the inconvenience and spoke, but once someone started, the chatter could not be stopped.
"Boss, we have to make money according to our conscience. It's just a pile of oil, and your charges are too expensive."
"I also think that we should discuss the matter without arguing. It's just a pool of oil. Boss, you charge us 1,899 yuan in soft girl coins. How can you argue with this?"
"We had high hopes at first, but after soaking for a long time, we didn't think there was anything special about this oil."
"And in a general sense, oil is an energy source, right? When can we use it to take a bath or drink it?"
When the tattooed man saw someone supporting him, he became even more arrogant and his eyes were full of disdain.
"Did you see? I am not dissatisfied with Short Winter Melon, but everyone is dissatisfied!"
Luigi put his hands in his pockets and was not embarrassed at all: "Don't scream like a short winter melon, or I'll slap your mouth to pieces! Now tell me, what do you want to do?"
The tattooed man was delighted: "Money back! We strongly believe that your service items and charges are not in compliance with regulations. We demand tenfold compensation in accordance with market practice!"
Next to Luigi, Mario calculated carefully and quietly sent a message to Luigi: "Ten times will definitely not work! With so many consumers and ten times the compensation, we will basically lose everything. We can't make any money with the power of faith, and we still can't.
I have to pay for it."
Luigi rolled his eyes at Mario: "I'll pay you a bird!"
Luigi looked relaxed and looked at the tattooed man: "Big man, you seem to be the most powerful dancer here. I hope you are not being instigated by others. Compensation will never be possible. Don't even think about it in this life."
Just now, you said that our service items and charges are not equal, do you have any doubts?"
The tattooed man glared at Luigi, pointed at the pool full of 100% original grade petroleum and said: "Just wait for your words! You said that your 100% original grade petroleum is drinkable. This is clearly stated in the service items in the lobby.
Bar?"
Luigi nodded: "It seems that you are not illiterate."
The tattooed man continued unhappily: "Very good! This pool is made of 100% original grade petroleum. More than 40 of us took a bath just now. To be honest, I rubbed a lot of crumbs. Now, what are you doing?
If I take a sip and drink it down, I will admit it. Do you dare?"
"vomit!"
After hearing what the tattooed man said, some customers started retching.
Thirty or forty people are rubbing scabs in the pool, and now they are allowed to drink? Isn't this a bit too much? Besides, it's disgusting. The black oil is mixed with human skin flakes, which enters the throat and stomach.
It doesn't feel so sour at all.
"You claim that this crude oil has self-purifying properties. Why, the leather has been blown, and you don't dare to drink it? If you don't dare to drink it, you will be compensated ten times!" the tattooed man continued to shout.
Luigi was about to refute something. At this time, Mario walked to the bathtub with a cup and said seriously: "100% original grade petroleum is extremely precious. Take a sip and it will be a blessing. Why not?"
In full view of everyone, Mario used a cup to drink a cup of original-grade petroleum.