"Aniang, Aniang, I'm three years old, can I make a fire?"
"How can you be three years old? You are obviously only one and a half years old."
"I'm talking about virtual age, not full age."
"You're only two and a half years old."
"Rounding up, it's more than half. I'm three years old."
"Do you still know how to round up?" Zhenniang sat in front of the stove, lighting a fire, and looking at Qin Yi who was leaning next to her and wanting to light a fire, she sighed in her heart: "I really don't know why you kids like to use yourselves so much.
As you get older."
"Aniang, Aniang, I am already three years old, please let me make a fire."
Zhenniang looked at Qin Yi speechlessly, and then sighed in her heart: "I don't know what's so good about these jobs. I'm always rushing to do them. It's not good if I don't let them do it."
Shouldn't such a young child be thinking about playing all day long?
If you ask them to help their parents with some fun, do they have to use coercion and inducement to do it?
Zhenniang really couldn't stand Qin Yi's sincere and longing eyes: "Okay, okay, grandma will teach you, but you can only light a fire when grandma or daddy is around, you know?"
"Yes, I understand, grandma."
Zhenniang looked at Qin Yi's sensible appearance and chubby little face, and couldn't help pinching his face, then she pulled Qin Yi into her arms, grabbed his small hand with her big hand, and picked up the thinnest and shortest one.
Firewood was put into the stove: "Look, making a fire is so simple. Have you learned it?"
Qin Yi looked at the cooking skills that had become LV2, smiled happily and nodded, and replied loudly in a clear childish voice: "I learned it."
"Big Tou is so good. Okay, now that you've learned it, let's go out and play."
This time, Qin Yi didn't insist anymore and walked out of the kitchen obediently.
As soon as he came out of the kitchen, the second brother who had been hiding suddenly came out. He pinched his nose and jumped around him while softly mocking: "Flattery, Da Tou is a flatterer. Da Tou knows how to flatter daddy."
What a sycophant."
After singing it two or three times, Qin Yi just looked at him quietly without crying or fighting as expected, so he left disappointed.
Qin Yi looked at the back of his second brother, rolled his eyes, returned to the kitchen, came to Zhenniang's side, tugged on Zhenniang's clothes, and waited for Zhenniang to ask helplessly: "Big head, what's wrong?"
, asked innocently: "Aniang, Aniang, what is a flatterer?"
After hearing this, Zhen Niang couldn't help but frowned. She thought of something. She tightened the rolling pin she was rolling in her hand, squatted down, her eyes were level with Qin Yi's, and asked patiently: "Big head, tell A Niang, this
Who said that?"
"Just now, when I came out of the kitchen, my second brother said, second brother, I am a flatterer, a flatterer of father and mother. Mother, what is a flatterer?"
"Second son..." Zhenniang gritted her teeth and lowered her head, calling softly, then raised her head and whispered softly: "Flattery is a bad word, our boss is a good and sensible child, let's not talk about it,
do you know?"
"I know, Auntie." Qin Yi nodded obediently.
"Okay, let's go out and play."
After Qin Yi left, he quietly hid behind the water urn. Not long after he saw it, Zhenniang came out and said loudly and aggressively: "Zhuzhu, come here."
It was almost time to eat, and Zhuzi was playing with mud in the corner of the yard. Hearing his mother's call, he ran over quickly: "Aniang."
"You brat, you're a smart guy who helps me with housework, so why do you become a flatterer? I'll beat you to death today..." As he said that, he picked up the rolling pin and was about to spank him.
Zhuzi was so frightened that he ran away quickly, shouting as he ran: "Datou, you dare to complain to my mother-in-law, let's see how I deal with you."
"Okay, you still dare to bully your brother, let's see how I deal with you."
"Ah, grandma, don't fight, don't fight, I don't dare anymore, I don't dare anymore."
At this moment, Qin Yong came back. When he saw this scene, he couldn't help but hurried forward and stopped in front of Zhuzi. He hugged Zhenniang with one hand and took the rolling pin with the other hand, speaking in a relaxed tone.
She smiled and asked, "Zhenniang, what's going on? Why did my second son make you angry? Just tell me and I'll help you teach him a lesson. Don't tire yourself out."
Zhenniang was angry just now, so she hit her twice, but her anger actually subsided.
However, when my husband asked, I couldn't help but think of what happened just now. I pointed at the second child angrily and said, "Ask the second brother, what did he do?"
Qin Yong turned around, winked at Lao Er with Zhen Niang behind his back, and asked in a serious tone: "Lao Er, what did you do again to make your mother lose such a temper?"
Zhu Zhu covered his buttocks, sobbed, and replied intermittently: "I, I said, third brother is a flatterer. Third brother, if he complains, grandma, grandma will beat me... Wuwu..."
At this point, Zhu Zhu felt unprecedentedly aggrieved. He threw himself at Qin Yong, hugged Qin Yong's thigh, and cried loudly: "Dad, I said a few words, and my mother-in-law hit me. My mother-in-law is biased, wuwu...
"
Qin Yong immediately knew what was going on, and quickly scolded the second child: "Shut up, and let's see how I deal with you."
Then he quickly turned back to Zhenniang and said: "Zhenniang, look, it's just such a small thing, don't be angry. By the way, why are you holding the rolling pin? Do you want to eat noodles today?"
"By the way, I'm rolling out the dough. Boss, you have to teach me a lesson. It's getting more and more outrageous." Zhenniang snatched the rolling pin from Qin Yong's hand and ran away in a hurry.
Back to the kitchen.
Qin Yong looked at Zhen Niang's back with a smile, shook his head, then picked up the penis with one hand, put it under his arm, and said with a smile: "You stinky boy, you bully your younger brother, and you also say bad things about my wife, eh
?Are you brave enough?" After saying that, he turned around twice, and Zhuzhu suddenly chuckled.
After laughing at the second child, Qin Yong put down the second child and said seriously to the second child: "Zhuzi, you have to remember that the big head is your brother. You are brothers connected by blood. You are the closest people in the world besides parents and children.
As an older brother, you have to love and protect your younger brother, you know?"
Zhuzhu lowered his head and said, "I know, I know I was wrong, Dad."
"Well, okay, let's go play."
Then Qin Yong rolled up his sleeves as he usually did when washing his hands, walked to the water urn, and then suddenly rushed to the side and rear of the water urn, and with his right hand, he grabbed Qin Yi like an eagle catching a chicken.
in hand.
Qin Yong seemed to be lifting an old hen with one hand, and lifted Qin Yi in front of him, as tall as him, so that they were at eye level.
Qin Yong stared into Qin Yi's eyes and said with a smile: "You stinky boy, I thought you were a good person, but I didn't expect you to be bad. This makes me feel relieved a lot. But, Datou, you have to remember
, these tricks of yours cannot be used on your own family members. Family members are for protection, remember?"