Volume II Mahjong Chapter 118 The landlord enters the grave today
"Yes, we should unite together to deal with this poster who often interrupts updates!" The little beauty of the Han Dynasty agreed.
"Yes, this poster's behavior of interrupting updates is the source of our quarrel. Let's bully him online together!" 8 Salona also agreed with this initiative.
"That's right, all the water friends in the comment area unite together to deal with this damn poster!" Luo Zhixiang's time management expert shouted.
I was stunned for a moment, dumbfounded and said to myself: "Can it still be like this? My rash post about feelings has indirectly attracted all the firepower?"
"I wouldn't have posted more if I had known better. Alas, you are doing your own evil!" After sighing for a while, I had no choice but to write several updates again, and my words were extremely sincere.
"Good morning, fellow water friends! The reason why I stopped updating for more than four hours is because of my difficulties! After I was chased by a male corpse, I was dragged to play Sichuan mahjong by a strange middle-aged man.
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"This spanking lasted for an hour or two. When I finished the mascara and was about to add more stickers, another accident happened..."
I paused as I wrote this, and the water friends immediately started urging me.
"Then what happened? What happened to you, sir?" The most beautiful woman in the world finally woke up.
"That's right, host, please go ahead and tell me, you know how to titillate people, it's annoying!" The strongest man in the Japanese country followed him.
"Owner, needless to say it was unexpected or not, could you tell me how you got rid of the male corpse?" the funeral parlor worker asked.
"Let's talk about accidents. I'm more interested in accidents." He didn't understand the style, only unbuttoned his clothes, his face full of longing.
Seeing these comments that expressed my expectations, I immediately wrote down: "The surprise was that I actually met the stocking beauty who appeared in the picture on the third floor of Building D of Jinxiu Building!"
As soon as this news was posted, some friends who had been watching the live broadcast for a long time immediately went crazy.
"Stockings beauty, is she the stockings beauty I found under the red lantern?" Shancheng Chow Yun-fat was the first one to pop up.
I nodded to myself and typed a reply to Yamashiro Chow Yun-fat: "Yes, that's the beauty in stockings."
As soon as Shancheng Chow Yun-fat saw my affirmative reply, he immediately said with joy: "It is indeed the beauty in stockings. So, sir, have you seen her face?"
"Of course I saw it, it's like a devil's body with an angel's face." I smiled like a man.
After seeing my reply about the appearance of beauties in stockings, not only the mountain city Chow Yun-fat, but also other water friends got excited.
"Wow, the poster is so lucky to meet a beautiful woman late at night! I, Zhao Ritian, am really envious!" Zhao Ritian from Tianjie posted a lewd expression.
"As the saying goes, meeting a girl late at night is bound to be a pleasure. I would like to ask the host if you are satisfied?" The young woman swallowed, and she must have already had a scene in her mind of a man and a woman.
"I dare say that the original poster is absolutely delighted. Otherwise, why would you not post more for so long? Poster, please tell me, how many times have you felt great?" Wang Shicong's destiny prince said with a sly smile on his face.
"Now that you're done enjoying yourself, sir, can you please let me, my little brother, feel so happy? Thousands of people have written in blood and begged me to send you the phone number of the beautiful lady in stockings!" Yihongyuan of the Tang Dynasty seemed to be very hungry.
Tang Dynasty Yihongyuan’s thirsty remarks instantly reminded those water friends who were also thirsty that they
He began to scream hungrily.
"What you said upstairs is right. Please leave the phone number of the beautiful lady in stockings. A good person will have a safe life." She bowed and agreed.
"It's better to have fun alone than to have fun together. Master, please tell us how much the beauties in stockings charge." Walking Horse on Shuangfeng asked.
"Even if you don't plan to send out the phone number of the beauty in stockings, why don't you send us a full-body photo of the beauty?" She kissed her lower lip lightly, her eyes shining.
"It's fine if you don't post a full-body photo, but why don't you post a full-face photo of a beautiful girl in stockings?" He lowered his request by using his fingers to make you feel good.
After seeing these explicit comments, I didn't even collapse. Instead, the most beautiful woman in China collapsed first: "You men are really all colored wolves! I will never play with you again."
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But the water friends are a shameless group. They didn't pay attention to the accusation. Instead, they seized this only opportunity to tease the most beautiful woman in the world.
"Ah, hello friends upstairs, are you a girl?" Fa Hai, who was wearing a suit, asked pointedly.
The most beautiful woman in China is probably a little girl who is new to the world. She was immediately fooled: "Yes, I am a girl, what's wrong?"
"Nothing, here's the thing, my mouth is very flexible, can you let me serve your red lips?" Fa Hai, who was wearing a suit, teased.
"As expected, it is because Fa Hai is greedy for the beauty of the White Snake that he pretends to be righteous and floods the Jinshan Mountain! Sister, please ignore Fa Hai upstairs. My mouth is much more flexible than Fa Hai's. Let me do it for you.
You serve!" Kissing her skirt's lower lip, she actively promoted herself.
"Girl, girl, choose me, choose me. Although my mouth has no soul, my fingers are still very flexible." Use your fingers to make you feel happy.
"Tch, your fingers can't compare to my tongue."
"Damn! Everyone is more capable than my little brother. I can be called a human pile driver. I can last for three hours!"
"Isn't that such an exaggeration? Sister, don't believe him, I am the pile driver in the world."
"I've seen people rob money, but I've never seen people rob women face to face. Girl, you choose me. I have both money and physical strength, and I'll make sure you have fun from day to night."
Seeing these slutty replies, even though she is the most beautiful woman in the world, no matter how inexperienced she is, her face turned red and she exhaled: "Bah! Take your pick, you stinky men, get out of here!"
Seeing the most beautiful woman in the world, I was very angry. I had to say immediately: "All water friends are just beginners. Please watch your mouth and fingers and don't verbally insult the only girl in our live broadcast!"
After saying this, I replied to all the water friends: "Also, don't ask for any more phone numbers and frontal photos. I don't have the phone number or frontal photos of that beautiful lady in stockings."
As soon as the netizens saw this reply, they immediately stopped teasing the most beautiful woman in the world, and instead turned their tongues and lips against me.
"Damn! There is no picture and no truth. It seems that the poster has never met the stocking beauty." Shancheng Chow Yun-fat was the first to question.
"Yes, the mouth is on your face, so you can say whatever you want." Bounce Yo-Yo also had a look of disbelief.
"The shameless poster actually deceived our feelings, let's blow up his live broadcast!" Monk Shampoo Rejoice commented indignantly.
"I have reported
I have received the original poster’s live post, and I hope the forum management will cancel this live post as soon as possible!” The underworld promoter raised his fist righteously.
"By the way, let's all report it!"
"Count me in, I'll report it too."
"Everyone is ready to report this, and report the poster to death."
"If you report me, I will report you, and the original poster will be buried in the grave today!"
"It's so wet, so wet, everyone, report it!"
Seeing that the situation was slowly getting out of control, I quickly deleted the last post and then quickly posted three new posts.
"Fear friends, please be merciful. It's not easy for the poster to write a live broadcast post. Please don't report me to death!"
"And I really didn't lie to you, sir. I really met a stocking beauty on the third floor of Building D, Jinxiu Building!"
"But the beauty in stockings is not a living person as you think, she is a ghost, a female ghost that lingers in the world!"
However, after reading these three new developments, water friends still don’t want to believe it.
"Ghost? A girl who can be seen in the picture is a ghost?" Nasty World snorted coldly.
"I think the original poster is the ghost, because he always talks nonsense." Ya Zhudie sneered.
"What you said above is right. The poster is indeed a ghost, a ghost in human skin. I don't believe in the poster anymore." The comment of the resident beach girl is full of contempt.
Knowing that water friends don’t want to believe me, I am also very helpless: “It’s up to you whether you believe it or not. Anyway, the beauty in stockings was a ghost. This ghost was named Xie Qiaoqian when she was alive. She died in a car accident in the suburbs yesterday. If you still don’t believe it,
, you can check it yourself."
"Tch, then I'll go check it out and expose your lie completely." A new water friend named Heart-Stealing Messenger stood up.
Immediately afterwards, the heart-stealing messenger left the forum to check the authenticity of what I said.
After about a few minutes, the heart-stealing messenger finally returned to the forum and said with a shocked face: "What the poster said is true. There really was a car accident in the southwest suburb of Xicheng around 4pm yesterday, and the deceased was in the middle of the night.
It’s Xie Qiaoqian!”
"Is it true?" Some water friends still didn't want to believe it, so they went to check it alone.
But no matter how you investigate, the car accident did happen, and water friends have to choose to believe it.
"What the heart-stealing messenger said is true. Sure enough, there was a car accident in the southwestern suburbs of Xicheng, and the person who died in the car accident was named Xie Qiaoqian!" The long-awaited love for being single finally came to light.
As water friends confirmed the identity of the deceased in the car accident, their doubts began to waver in my heart.
"Is everything the poster said true? That stocking beauty is really a ghost?" Lonely Guzhou Leng also appeared.
"Impossible, how can there be ghosts in the world?" The ruthless naughty girl said uneasily.
"Yes, even if the beautiful lady in stockings is really a ghost, how could she be photographed by a mobile phone? Aren't ghosts all illusory and invisible?" I am a rich man in My Lovely Wife, but I still don't believe that Xie Qiaoqian is a ghost.
"I guess you didn't watch many movies upstairs, right? According to the common sense of horror movies, ghosts can be photographed by mobile phones and other cameras!" explained the little girl Big Eater.
"In that case, the poster may not have lied to us. The beautiful lady in stockings may be a ghost!" The beauty finally chose to believe me.