Muyang's IQ at this moment was directly hit by dimensionality reduction, and he completely lost his ability to judge.
In his mind, his woman had not seen him for several years, and when they met again, she suddenly had a baby.
What else could it be if it wasn't green?
"Is she... okay?" Mu Yang was heartbroken and said somewhat dejectedly.
"We've had a hard time these past few years." Xiaolan didn't understand the meaning of being cheated on, so she subconsciously said, "Wandering around, eating and sleeping in the open."
"You, you guys?" Mu Yang looked at Xiaolan's handsome face a little strangely, and said tremblingly, "You, you and her... child?"
After saying this, before Xiaolan could react, she suddenly got angry and rushed towards Xiaolan, howling angrily, wanting to strangle this guy directly: "You fucking dare to rape me, I want to eat unicorn meat today!"
"Master, master! What are you doing?" Xiaolan was startled by Mu Yang's rampage and shouted, "What are you talking about?"
"Bah, I was so kind to you before, but I didn't expect you to be a white-eyed wolf and steal my woman!"
"Let me go, did you change someone?" Xiaolan quickly used her speed to get rid of Muyang's struggle, "How did I steal a woman from you?"
"Didn't you say it yourself, you and Xiao Ran have had a miserable life these years?" Mu Yang refused, still wanting to pounce on Xiao Lan.
"That's true!"
"Oh no, you actually admitted it?" Mu Yang was stunned, and then shouted angrily, "I must eat unicorn meat today!"
"No, what's wrong with you? The little mistress and I and the young master are all looking for the big mistress!"
"Damn it, you are still thinking about my Jiaojiao!" Mu Yang grabbed Xiaolan regardless, "Ahhhhh, I will fight with you!"
With Muyang's speed, he naturally couldn't catch up with Xiaolan.
Mu Yang was angry, Xiaolan was confused,
The two of them were running around in this wilderness, chasing each other and hiding.
This was very painful. Almost all of the spirit beasts who came to watch were killed by the two of them as soon as they showed up.
After a long time, Mu Yang finally exhausted his energy, panting and holding his knees, "You, if you have the guts, don't run away!"
Xiaolan was also a little out of breath, but she was obviously much better than Mu Yang: "Don't chase after you if you have the talent!"
"If you don't run away, I won't chase you!"
"If you don't chase me, you won't run!"
…
The two of them changed from hands to words, but Xiaolan became more and more confused as she talked, and she vaguely felt that something was wrong.
"Wait!" Xiaolan suddenly shouted, her voice so loud that she immediately stunned Muyang.
"Master, do you think... do you think Mu Chen is my child?"
Xiaolan said intermittently with some hesitation. He was really embarrassed to say such words.
No matter how you say it, you are an ancient divine beast, how can you be with humans...
Uh, it’s not impossible, huh?
"Nonsense, do you still want to make excuses?" After hearing this, Mu Yang became angry again and shouted loudly, "Then if Mu Chen hadn't been with you..."
"Hmm? Mu Chen?"
Mu Yang finally realized what he was doing, opened his mouth wide, and stood firmly on the spot, "Is your surname Mu?"
"Nonsense, otherwise what else would my last name be?" Xiaolan also imitated Mu Yang's tone and expression, and immediately rolled her eyes when she heard this.
"My child? Six, six years old?"
"Wow, Master, it's my fault that you risked your life to protect the mistress and the young master, and even searched for you all over the world. You actually look at me like this!"
When Xiaolan heard this, she burst into tears and said, her eyes obviously showing extreme grievance.
"Xiao, Xiaolan... Brother, I was wrong! I... I was just joking with you!" Mu Yang suddenly became extremely embarrassed, rubbed his palms crazily, and said with a sneer, "Yes
, I was just kidding you, hahaha, is it funny?"
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As the saying goes, women are easy to coax, but gays are hard to coax... Brothers are hard to frame.
Muyang spent a lot of effort and finally made Xiaolan let go of her resentment.
But the price paid is not small.
Xiaolan didn't want anything, she just asked Muyang to agree to find him a few wives of the same kind.
Mu Yang agreed without thinking, but he was full of curses in his heart.
Where can I find this thing? It's a unicorn. Is it a mythical beast? Can it be like the toad that walks around?
Soon, Mu Yang, who was so excited, was finally led by Xiao Lan to a small hotel in the outer city.
Although the conditions here were not primitive, they were not much better. They were almost the same as those station hotels in his previous life.
Mu Yang frowned, feeling sad in his heart. He could completely imagine what Xiao Ran had been living in the past few years.
Pushing open the door, Sheng Ran was sitting by the window looking at the sky. Lying on the bed was a delicate and agile boy, who had already fallen asleep.
Mu Yang looked at the familiar figure that haunted him, tears welled up immediately, and he called with a gentle trembling: "Xiaoran!"
Sheng Ran was looking up at the sky in trance, thinking of Mu Yang in her heart. The sudden voice from behind instantly pulled her thoughts back.
She thought she was hallucinating again, and without looking back, she subconsciously said: "Brother Mu, I heard your voice."
"After all these years, I can hear you calling my name almost every day, but..."
Sheng Ran murmured to himself, but before he finished speaking, Mu Yang's voice sounded again: "This time it's really me, Xiao Ran, I'm here."
A pair of thick arms suddenly hugged Sheng Ran from behind.
Sheng Ran's body trembled subconsciously, and then he quickly looked back.
"Brother Mu~~~~"
"Ah~~~~~"
"Pa~~~~~"
Mu Yang was answered with a scream and a slap.
"Who are you? Stay away from me. Believe it or not, I will kill your whole family!"
Sheng Ran's scream immediately startled Xiaolan who was outside the door, and she quickly ducked in. Even Mu Chen, who was sleeping on the bed, was awakened.
Although Mu Yang's current appearance has not changed much, overall it is still difficult to be recognized immediately.
After all, the saying that shaving your beard is equivalent to changing your head is very true no matter where in the world you are.
Wronged,
extremely aggrieved,
She was even more aggrieved than Xiaolan at that time.
Mu Yang covered Lian and said submissively: "Xiao Ran, it's me, Mu Yang!"
"Go away! You are so ugly, how can you be my Brother Mu!" Sheng Ran said in a bad tone, and shouted angrily, "Quickly tell me, who are you!"
"I..." Mu Yang finally understood Xiaolan's mood and danced around trying to explain something, but couldn't say anything, "Xiaolan, please explain it to me!"
"I don't know?" Xiaolan had a teasing smile on her face, "What happened?"
His mood at the moment was extremely satisfying, and he felt like a great revenge had been avenged.
"Your uncle..." Mu Yang was so angry that he rolled his eyes, and then suddenly seemed to remember something, and immediately took out the dagger from his waist, wanting to simply shave his face.
"What do you want to do?" Sheng Ran immediately became extremely vigilant when he saw this, but there was some hesitation in his heart.
Although the man in front of me doesn't look too much like my Brother Mu, his voice and tone of voice are exactly the same.
"Ran girl, take a closer look." Mu Yang shaved off the beard on his face in three strokes.
Sure enough, it was as if he had changed his head. His originally slightly old face now looked younger and more handsome.
"Brother Mu!" Sheng Ran exclaimed, and quickly jumped into Mu Yang's arms, her eyes began to flutter, "Woo woo woo, I, I finally... woo woo~~~"
Sheng Ran curled up in Mu Yang's arms, her whole body trembling violently with her continuous sobbing.
In just a few moments, Mu Yang's chest was soaked with tears.
"Okay, okay, Xiaoran doesn't cry anymore!" Mu Yang also had a sore nose and tried his best to hold back the tears in his eyes, "Everything is fine, everything is fine."
He deeply felt the grievance and longing in Sheng Ran's tears, and kept stroking her back with his palms.
"Brother Mu, I thought... I thought you were dead... for five years. I thought about you for five years."
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Sheng Ran complained about his experience. After a while, Mu Chen walked up to the two of them with doubtful eyes.
"Mom, who is he?"
Sheng Ran came back to his senses and said with some shame: "Chen'er, he is your father, please call me daddy."
"Daddy." Mu Chen called in a low voice, then timidly grabbed Sheng Ran's clothes and looked at Mu Yang curiously.
The child in front of me is extremely delicate, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, very much like Sheng Ran, and he has inherited Mu Yang’s wise eyes.
Mu Yang was naturally overjoyed, and even kept repeating a little crazy: "I'm a father, haha!"
As he spoke, he quickly took out a delicate bracelet from his pocket and put it on Mu Chen's hand, "Dad is poor and doesn't have much good stuff, but they said this thing is pretty good, so I gave it to you.
"
This was the bracelet on Qiu Tianyin's hand. After Pan Yutian's explanation, Mu Yang realized that this bracelet was really an extraordinary thing.
This object is called the 'Boundary Artifact', and it is a product of the fourth level of the 'Illusion Hunting Ground'. It originally looked like a patina-colored stone.
But when the soul master penetrates it with his thoughts, he can change it into any shape.
And its function is also very practical. It can contain all objects except creatures with souls.
Even though it is just a small bracelet, the space inside is very spacious, with a length, width and height of 500 cubic meters.
If used to pile up soul beads, the number would be outrageous.
After some explanations from Mu Yang, Mu Chen finally understood how to use this thing.
I saw that even though he was young, he was already able to control his thoughts at will, and instantly turned that delicate bracelet on.
It turned into a small pendant and hung around the neck.
"Thank you, dad." Mu Chen was very happy and quickly ran to the side to play with it.
But after a while, he ran to Mu Yang's side again and asked with some confusion: "Dad, what is this?"
Mu Yang and Sheng Ran followed the sound and saw that Mu Chen was holding a piece of women's exclusive clothing in his hand, dangling in front of their eyes.
"I...time...!" Mu Yangsheng resisted the urge to swear, and quickly snatched the 'strange' piece of clothing, "You can't play with this!"
After saying that, he quickly threw the thing out of the window, causing the passers-by downstairs to whistle immediately.
"Brother Mu, how come you have such a thing?" Sheng Ran said with a dark face and gritted teeth. The terrifying look in his eyes almost shot Mu Yang right through.
"No, no, not, you, what, this thing, I can explain it."
Mu Yang was extremely embarrassed and said with bared teeth and claws.
"Explain it to me."
"Uh...if I said I picked up that bracelet, would you believe it?"
When Sheng Ran heard this, he immediately showed four small tiger teeth, opened his mouth and bit into Mu Yang's face.