The landlady stood there aggrievedly and allowed me to sprinkle the blood-smelling water on her body. She dared not get angry but... no, she didn't even dare to get angry. She even smiled uglier than crying. The other drinkers were also the same.
Virtue, no matter drunk or not, they all stood there and let me sprinkle water. It seems that distillation technology has not been invented in this era, all the wine is as turbid as mash, and the height is only the same as that of mash that has been left for a long time.
, it is estimated that it is difficult to really get drunk.
"Okay, you should not be infected by the plague."
I said to everyone who was as embarrassed as a drowned dog.
"Sister Sister, can I ask you a question?"
The landlady asked in a low voice, tangled up in confusion, not daring to look at my face at all.
"Ask whatever you want, and I will answer whatever I can answer."
I'm not some bullshit aristocrat, so of course I will answer other people's questions.
"Sister Sister, is it possible to avoid the plague by sprinkling the blood of people infected with the plague on your body? Is this what you are doing?"
"..."
I took a deep breath in my heart. Just now, Bai Yanghua and I were worried that they would have any ill intentions towards Yesha after knowing her abilities. However, it turned out that there was no ill will, but extremely stupid and terrifying thoughts emerged. They actually understood this.
My behavior? I looked at other people, their expressions were full of expectation, and they seemed to be thinking the same thing. I suddenly began to be confused, how do people in this world have brains? Why did they infer this logic?
?This reminds me of a story written by a great writer in the history of my hometown. The people in it also believed that human blood mixed with steamed buns could cure tuberculosis.
"Amy, are they sick? You should have heard what we said, why do you still think so?"
Bai Yanghua asked timidly in her head.
"No, they are just ignorant."
I wanted to shake my head, but then I remembered that if the world shook its head in agreement, then these people would definitely think so, and then spread this wrong and terrible knowledge. If that happened, wouldn't I become like this?
Sinners of the world?
"Of course not! Why do you think so!"
I reprimanded sternly, scaring them all to their knees.
"Mr. Sister, you are wrong! Damn it! You shouldn't ask stupid questions like this! You..."
"Your question is not stupid! Just asking if you don't understand is fine and worthy of appreciation!"
I loudly interrupted the boss lady's self-contemptuous words.
"It's not scary to have wrong ideas or do wrong things. What's scary is that you don't know you're wrong and don't know how to correct it. You keep doing wrong things and you think the wrong things are right!"
I don't know if these people can understand what I want to express, but I have to say it.
"Of course it is not the blood of the sick that can cure the plague, but the miracle given to us by the God of Fire! There are blessings from God in this water, and these blessings can help us resist the terrible plague! Now, you are also the ones blessed by the God of Fire
Now! In the name of the maid of God, I hereby declare that you are the walking gospel and the living miracle! Go out! Contact more people! Let everyone be blessed by the God of Fire! You no longer need to be afraid of the plague.
, you are the shield of the God of Vulcan in the mortal world, the sharp blade that cuts off the plague! Go out! Go to more places, where the plague is raging, and spread the miracles given to us by the God of Vulcan!"
I suppressed the weak holy light and deceived everyone in an extremely sly manner. As a goddess, we have also received professional training (forced by Sister Aiti), at least we have a sense of guilt in our words and deeds.
Baiyanghua’s jaw dropped in shock and she couldn’t even complain.
"It's the Lord's maid! It's such an honor for me! What an honor!"
"It's a miracle! God's maid has performed a miracle on us!"
Everyone kneeling on the ground began to kowtow, obviously they were fooled by me. The self-illumination function is really useful, especially for fooling these uncivilized ancient people. Sister Saiyi did not seal my
This skill is obviously meant for me to make good use of. After all, we are not a high-IQ protagonist, so we still need to use some plug-ins to do things.
Of course, I don't think these civilians with no faith will really be fooled. They are all pragmatists and just succumb to my majesty. In order to enhance the effect, I must use more practical means.
"That man, he was a hunter who went out to hunt for the church! Unfortunately, he contracted the plague because he came into contact with infected animals! Fortunately, the God of Fire took pity on this poor soul. He has been in the incubation period during this period, and it was not until today that he
Onset, then met us!"
I pointed at the man who had regained consciousness under Yanghua's care and said loudly.
"You must remember what I say now! The plague is indeed terrible, but there are ways to fight it! The plague will spread through contact, water and food, and breathing the air! If you want to avoid it, remember to avoid these things
, if you are unfortunately exposed to it, you must immediately wash your whole body with the "cleansing water" produced by the church! Patients are the most terrifying source of plague, and infected animals and plants are equally dangerous! After being infected, people will go through a period called the incubation period.
During this period, they are no different from ordinary people and will not spread the plague. However, once the disease occurs, the plague in the body will be quickly released and become a deadly death! In fact, all of you were infected by him just now. If
If we hadn’t given you the God of Fire’s blessing in time, you would have become like him in a few days!”
My tone was very stern, which frightened them, but at least they listened to me carefully and tried to remember what I was saying. I asked Bai Yanghua to hold the patient in front of them for "pathology teaching", which frightened them so much that they couldn't control themselves.
I want to get away.
"Don't be afraid! You have been blessed! Don't you believe what the maid of God says!"
I slammed the staff into the rough wooden floor.
"Don't dare! You misunderstood, God's maid! We definitely didn't mean to disbelieve you!"
The boss lady was the boldest among them, and she quickly kowtowed to me and apologized.
"Don't be afraid of me! I am the messenger of the God of Fire, not a villain who oppresses the people! Since I have accepted the favor of the God of Fire, I must naturally bear the corresponding responsibilities! Don't worry, the God of Fire will not embarrass anyone. As a
The maid of God will give you the necessities for walking in the world, accept it with gratitude! Remember, the God of Fire is always watching you, don’t live up to this expectation! Sister Yanghua, give these evangelists the gift of the God of Fire
Gift!"
"ah?"
Yanghua looked at me with a bewildered face, but fortunately the "Ah" was shouted in her head.
Well, I wasn’t colluding with her at all, but I was having fun on my own, and this time I was embarrassed~~~