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01083 Talk about girls on the road

When the sun just rose, we finally saw traces of human beings, but they were not villages or towns, but roadblocks made of piles of broken wood. There were continuous woods on both sides of the dirt road. If it were a carriage, it would only be

If you can stop and clear the obstacles honestly, there is no way to take a detour. But if you are taking Route 11 like us, you can just go into the woods to avoid it.

"Amy, why are there roadblocks in this place?"

"Maybe the church did it to prevent people from running around."

"Then why don't you send someone to guard it? And this is too bad, isn't it?"

"Maybe it was done in a hurry, and then there was a lack of people to keep it going."

"Then you're not afraid of being torn down?"

“It’s hard for ordinary people to dismantle so much garbage, so they might just give up if they can’t dismantle it.”

"How is that possible! When you are running for your life, would you give up just because there are obstacles?"

"If it were me before, I would really know how to do it."

"ha?"

"I have explained to you countless times. Not everyone has a strong will to survive. For some people, living in a disaster is much scarier than dying. If zombies break out in the world, I won't be able to run away.

If it falls, I will find a way to be randomly shot to death. At least being beaten to death will be less painful than being eaten alive by zombies."

"You are really...unreasonable!"

"Then don't make sense. People are so different from each other that they can't all understand each other."

"Too."

"..."

"Amy, then there should be someone living nearby, right?"

"Probably, but it probably won't be too close."

"I want to go home."

"You're here again."

"Forget it, why don't I just play the piano."

As Bai Yanghua spoke, she turned her golden wheel harp in front of her and began to shake it slowly. The melodious music floated into the distance in the wilderness, giving people a feeling of desolation and loneliness. The little animals behind me were attracted by the sound of the harp.

He woke up and poked his head out of his backpack.

That's right, the adventurer's backpack is big enough anyway, so I put the child in it for the night. Anyway, she is already a big child, and it is impossible for her to wet the bed or anything... Uh, by the way, should this child go to the toilet?

Goddess It's been so long that I no longer have the consciousness to go to the toilet or anything like that.

"Do you need to use the bathroom?"

I turned to ask her.

(nod)

"Huh? You don't need to go to the toilet when you wake up in the morning? Baiyanghua, let me ask you a question."

"what is the problem?"

Yang Hua replied while playing the piano.

"Do ordinary girls need to go to the toilet after getting up in the morning?"

"Pfft~! What's your problem!"

Baiyanghua was struck by thunder, and the vast sound in her hand instantly turned into a series of noises.

"I'm asking seriously."

"Of course we need it! It's better to say that all humans need it! Don't ask such stupid questions!"

"Then why doesn't this child need it?"

"How do I know! Ask her! Did she drink too much water?"

"No~ I clearly urged her to drink water yesterday."

"Then I don't know! Don't ask me! I don't need to go to the toilet now!"

"Huh? How about it? Is it good?"

"What's so good!"

"I feel good about it because I hate going to the bathroom."

"Huh? Why do you hate going to the toilet? Why do you hate a normal physiological need?"

"Because it's a waste of time and can cause problems. I used to have a bad gastrointestinal problem and would always have diarrhea suddenly in the morning when I was rushing or when I was taking exams."

"You must have exam-preparation syndrome!"

"Yes. Anyway, I failed the first college entrance examination for this reason."

"So you were so weak before..."

"Yes, I used to be a deadbeat. If I met someone on the street, you would never even look at them."

"No way~ I think men are all based on their appearance. If you like her, you can date her even if you are a deadbeat~ I don't care about money."

"...Then you've had a date with Shizhai before?"

"Isn't my first love considered a nerd?"

"It seems to count..."

"That's okay~"

"well……"

"What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I'm just thinking about how I didn't meet a beautiful girl like you during my stay-at-home period."

"Huh? What's the benefit of meeting someone like me? We can't be together."

"At least it was a good experience..."

"Isn't that wonderful! I am the best beautiful girl! The best! How can someone who has seen my level accept a woman who is worse than me?"

"Really? What do you say to those black bosses who are tired of playing with you?"

"That's... that's... oh, you explained this to me! Let's not talk about this anymore! It's so annoying!"

"You pulled it in this direction yourself."

"cut……"

"..."

"Amy~"

"how?"

"you……"

"Wait a minute, this kid seems to be asking me for food. You can look for it in the bag~ I put food in it."

Yesha, who was in the bag, shook her head obediently, and then began to twist around to find food.

"When you eat, put your head outside and eat~ Don't drop the dregs into the bag~"

"Um……"

Unable to speak, she hummed softly.

"What did you want to ask just now?"

"Well... I suddenly didn't want to ask after being interrupted."

"Hurry up, what bothers me the most is cheating. If anyone dares to cheat on me, I will pry open their head and see for myself."

"Damn! Do you have to use such terrible words!"

"Yes, I have a social disorder. Threats and intimidation are the only way I can make others obey. I don't know how to coax people."

"Okay, then I don't think I need to ask this question at all. You must have never been in love before becoming a goddess, right?"

"have."

"Ah? There is actually one?"

"It was just online dating, and then I was cheated."

"..."

"What's that look in your eyes?"

"A look of pity."

"I'm sorry, your first love wasn't that good either."

"Hmph~! At least we are playing it real!"

"Are you proud of engaging in underage sex?"

"You! Did you break through the bottom line at that time!...Yes! You are just proud! What!"

"Qingtan."

"You keep scolding me!"

"Qingtan."

"Why do you just scold me? Are you discriminating against women?"

"You take the initiative to take off someone's pants and you blame someone for not locking their zipper?"

"You! How can you say that! Where does this make my face turn!"

"Sorry, I always only tell the truth, and I don't care whether the people listening are happy or unhappy. Correct form has been eliminated on the earth~ We now encourage people to report complaints directly, and if they are dissatisfied, they can

Speak out loudly, and if that doesn't work, start a fight. Keeping it quiet will not eliminate conflicts and dissatisfaction. It can only make them grow and become more distorted in the heart, causing even worse consequences. But if you vent it in time,

If the dissatisfaction is resolved, the dissatisfaction will not turn into hatred, and everyone will be able to live in harmony... Of course, there will often be a fight before becoming harmonious, but at least it is much better than laughing in front of someone and stabbing someone in the back.

no?"

"...Is the City of Dreams such a barbaric place?"

"What~ This is not barbarism, this is called simple folk customs! How advanced are they compared to those hypocritical so-called civilized people~"

"Okay, everything you say is right...ah, this one on my back seems to be awake."

"Then let's find a place to rest and have breakfast. The man is very weak after recovering from a serious illness. We can't let him go hungry."

"Amy, you have become so gentle..."

"I've always been gentle!"


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