"Mina-san, kneel down. Have you bought all the masks?"
"Huh? What kind of opening statement is this?"
"An opening statement that goes straight to the point. Because the situation is special, I won't go around too many detours today and just get to the point."
"All right……"
"For ordinary people, there is no need to bother with high-level protective masks such as N95/KN95. General masks that block droplets can greatly reduce the chance of infection. If you are really worried, you can try to buy labor protection supplies
Go to stores, large home building materials markets or small commodity malls to look for such protective masks, because these masks are essentially labor protection products. You may be more likely to find them in these shopping malls than in pharmacies that everyone knows."
"You really got to the point... I would also like to remind everyone, don't just wear a mask on your own. Your family must also urge you to wear a mask, otherwise everything will be in vain. Of course, the best way is to avoid the limelight and stay where you are.
Don't run around at home. Preventing the epidemic is more important than celebrating the holidays! Holidays are just a way for humans to find a reason to relax. The virus will not give you face, it will make trouble when it should. We all live in modern society
People should be able to distinguish clearly what is light and what is serious."
"If someone really thinks that celebrating the holidays is more important than epidemic prevention, then we will prepare arrangements for you in the next life, but it may not be good."
"Hey~~~Lingmei, you know, there are rumors from the creator that the case was discovered three hundred meters away from where he lives~"
"So what, everything in that world is random. As long as you are lucky enough, nothing will happen if you meet the patient face to face. If you are unlucky, you can get infected for no apparent reason."
"But the creator is unlucky! During the annual meeting, they had a session where they drew names and went on stage to receive prizes. The winning rate was as high as 99%. Then he was the one who was drawn and got the rest alone.
It’s safe to take photos in embarrassment.”
"But it's okay. He is the legendary African chief?"
"This is not over yet~ There was a session where the boss gave out red envelopes. A total of several thousand yuan in red envelopes were given out, but the creator happened to have a stomachache and went to the toilet at that time, and then there was no signal and he couldn't grab any of them."
"Yes, it seems that the will of that world has made no secret of its malice towards the creator."
"So at the end of the entire annual meeting, the creator only received a notebook worth ten yuan, a pack of toilet paper worth two yuan, and a bus ticket worth four yuan."
"Why did you put the toilet paper on it?"
"Because the so-called high-end hotels all have retarded public toilets that do not provide paper towels or disinfectant. Fortunately, the creator is a mysophobia and always has paper towels in his bag."
"Public toilets are really anti-human. Who invented them?"
"It was invented by those idiots in the West who couldn't squat down without paying attention to hygiene~ and then they were copied by people who worship foreigners."
"Ani, why do you say that Westerners don't care about hygiene? Their hygiene conditions are better than where the creator lives."
"Yes, just because they rely on good sanitary conditions, they don't pay attention to hygiene! If they don't have such good conditions, without direct drinking water and dryers, and live according to those mentally retarded habits, they will die again every minute.
Illness, do you believe it? The development of society can cover up the ignorance of individuals. Even if everyone complains about the lack of quality of the people in the place where the creator lives, people in that place will not put cats in the microwave oven to dry. According to the instructions of the washing machine
There is no need to write that it cannot be used for bathing."
"Indeed, judging from the population base and the proportion of mentally retarded people, the people at the creator are already quite smart. Most of the people who are stupid are uneducated old people from the last century and poor people who have not received education for some reason."
"Oh~! It's so depressing! You said that Amy here is solving the plague, but the plague happened to appear on the creator's side. This is too bad!"
"What's worse is that there is only plague in that world and no goddess."
"So those who use their mortal bodies to fight against natural disasters are real warriors~!"
"Although we can't do anything substantial for that world, we can try to send blessings through the cracks in the dimensional wall. Although blessings sound frivolous, they can affect the information structure of the world to a certain extent.
"
"Yeah~ all we can do is bless~ Especially the creator, you can be unlucky in other things, but don't be unlucky in this kind of thing~!"
"If one can avoid fatal disasters, then a person can be called lucky, and other minor misfortunes can be ignored. For mortals, living is always the luckiest thing."
"Yes, the so-called daily life is a series of miracles that happen continuously. In that chaotic and boring world, being able to live peacefully is already a miracle."
"By the way, Ani, has the creator bought the mask?"
"No! All the local masks are out of stock, a certain mall is out of stock, and a certain online market cannot buy them because of the holiday express delivery suspension! Not only that, the price of masks has also doubled several times in a row, and there are so many people taking advantage of it.
Tsk tsk tsk~~~”
"It's really sad, because there's no one to punish them, so they just do whatever they want."
"That's right. It's not illegal to raise prices, and you won't be punished if you do things that aren't illegal."
"What a sad story."
"It should be infuriating."
"Then what should the creator do? Even if he is dead at home, he will inevitably have to go out. And as a social creature, the holidays are terrible and short. He will have to go to work soon. What should he do then?"
"This is really a sad story~~~"
"tell me the story."
"Actually, the creator's parents asked him to leave his job and go back to his hometown to escape, but what do you think the creator thought?"
"What did he think?"
"Let him speak for himself~ Hey, tell me what you think."
I am more afraid of life after losing my job than getting sick and dying.
"That's it. Death from illness may be considered a relief, but losing your job and income is the real hell. It's very difficult for the creator to find his current job, and he doesn't dare to lose it. His fear of unemployment is greater than the fear of death, so
He has to keep going to work."
"..."
"Speechless?"
"In the 21st century, there are still many people who are trying their best just to get the right to continue to survive."
"That's right, that world has never been beautiful, nor happy, nor has there been much hope."
"But the creator will still persist."
"Yes, he will continue to persevere for himself and for us."
"Bless him."
"Blessings, blessings must be given~~~"
"Um……"
"Oh by the way."
"What?"
"The creator has no sense of security and likes to collect things, so there are still more than a dozen masks available at home."