"Today we are going to tell a story about food delivery."
"Ah? What the hell?"
"The story of express delivery."
"Didn't you just say deliver food?"
"Ani, that's about it."
"It's far different, isn't it? Takeaways have very high timeliness requirements, and they are almost always delivered to your door. Express delivery is not that difficult!"
"Then let's tell a story about delivering food."
"Why are you talking about this all of a sudden!"
"Because I played a game recently."
"...That's a courier delivery game, not a takeout delivery game."
"It's not a big problem, they are all similar stories anyway."
"Can we not talk about it? What does this have to do with our goddess?"
"Of course it does matter, because the protagonist of this story is a goddess."
"...Okay, which goddess."
"There are so many goddesses, but the audience may not know them if we name them."
"Why don't you tell me?"
"That's the handyman goddess Nono that we all like."
"Fine……"
"A long, long time ago, long enough when Aini first started giving birth..."
"Stop! Who is giving birth to a child! I already told you not to talk nonsense like this!"
"Nainai was born."
"Don't be so jumpy! Don't avoid my questions!"
"She has long flaxen hair that undulates like wheat waves..."
"Isn't Mailang used to describe blonde hair?"
"Petite but extremely plump body..."
“Wouldn’t being extremely plump turn into obesity?”
"And the gentle and sweet charming drooping corners of the eyes."
"Are you sure that droopy eyes can be charming? They are super ugly in reality, okay!"
"Ani, do you have to keep contradicting me? What I'm describing is Nono's first form. Don't you know that two-dimensional girls with lowered eyes can be very cute, just like Chitanda."
"Speak clearly!"
"In short, she still maintains these characteristics when transformed into the real form, and her personality is as warm and comfortable as an air conditioner adjusted to 28 degrees without electric auxiliary heating."
"Your description is quite in line with the times..."
"Of course, literary descriptions must keep up with the times. Just like 99.9% of modern people have never heard the sound of silver bells, you can't create empathy at all by using this metaphor. You should say, her voice is like
It’s as white as snow…”
"Okay, okay! Now is not the time for jokes!"
"Ani, actually I've been thinking about this for a long time, which voice actor should I choose for my voice? What do you think of Amamiya..."
"Now tell me the story of Nono immediately!"
"Nano was originally a very normal goddess. When she was just born, she was not as familiar as the slut she is now, and her orientation is also that of a male-type creature."
"Why are you saying this..."
"Nano's first trip to the mortal world was not to do a mission, but to experience life in a relatively peaceful world. That world is one of the parallel worlds of Earth, but its development is five years slower than Earth's."
"This time refers to the evolutionary process. It's like we arrived at the earth and this world at the same time. The development level of this world is only as of 2015. There is no way to compare time between worlds. We can only compare the evolutionary process, using time
, or the time point is just for descriptive purposes.”
"Nano appeared in that world as a local girl who went to work in the city. She thought her smile was like a sunflower, so she chose this start."
"Think about it carefully, the sunflower disk is full of seeds... If someone really smiles like this, then the special sale is definitely mental pollution, which will make people's SAN value return to zero!"
"Because the Earth was older and did not develop the efficient delivery system we have now, so Nonai's first job was to work in a pizza shop, serving as both a store clerk and a delivery boy."
“Why pizza again?”
"Because the food culture in her area is not rich and developed, the only food that can be delivered to her home without being too unpalatable is pizza."
"oh……"
"Then she was killed for delivering food, and the story ended."
"What? You're so stupid! Why did it suddenly end badly? Tell me the story clearly!"
"Because I don't want to talk anymore and you always interrupt."
"Then I can do something else, right?"
"OK."
"...I was just joking, can you please stop being so cooperative?"
"no."
"Keep telling your story!"
"Nono is a goddess who can attract everyone regardless of their sexual preferences. Since she started working, the pizza shop that was originally bleak has become so popular that Nono has become a full-time waitress and no longer has to deliver takeaways."
"Didn't you say you were going to tell a story about delivering food? If you don't deliver, you're talking nonsense!"
"Until one day, an epidemic broke out in her city, and everyone hid at home for quarantine. No one came to the store to buy pizza anymore."
"Why did this plot suddenly become reality..."
"Nainai changed the pathogen so that this epidemic only has 'symptoms' but no 'consequences'..."
"It means that no matter how sick you are, you won't die."
"After that, I continued to work in the pizza shop. Since everyone stayed at home, the order volume increased significantly. Everyone was no longer reluctant to pay the 20 yuan delivery fee..."
"Sure enough, it's not developed enough. Twenty yuan is more than the cost of a takeout meal on the planet."
"They all called to place orders. Since the other employees of the pizza shop ran home, only Nono and the boss were left in the shop. Not only did she have to help the boss, but she also had to deliver pizzas all over the city on a motorcycle.
"
"The whole city...how inefficient is this..."
"Everything was normal in the first few days. Nonano delivered food as usual and brought healing to customers with her smile as usual. There were no problems."
"Then what?"
"Then one day, Nonai received an order to deliver a super luxurious seafood pizza pizza worth 199 yuan to the suburbs at night."
"Why is it still open at night? It's not a late-night snack shop!"
"Because it rained that day, Nonai's delivery efficiency was relatively low. The store manager hopes to extend the business hours to make up for the turnover."
"oh……"
"So Nonai happily arrived at the villa area in the suburbs. During this period, she got caught in a lot of rain and her clothes were soaked through."
"Isn't she wearing a raincoat?"
"She is a goddess with insufficient common sense and does not have this concept, and the boss has been busy working in the back room and has not noticed this problem."
"That's really embarrassing..."
"The customer for this order lives alone in a single-family villa. He looks wealthy but lonely. Because Nonai was soaked, he invited Nonai into the house to warm up."
"Then she accepted it without warning, right? Because she didn't have the defensive mentality of a normal girl at all."
"Yes, she accepted it. She drank the sleepy black tea prepared by the owner of the villa, was anesthetized in mortal mode, and was taken into the basement. When she woke up, she found the customer smiling at her with a perverted look.
And he had a boning knife in his hand."
"Hmm...then what?"
"Then she was dismembered by this perverted murderer. This murderer couldn't resist Nono's charm at all, so he used her to vent his anger in his own way."
"What happens next?"
"When the murderer was about to turn Nono's head into a collection, her face, originally distorted by pain and fear, turned back into a sunflower-like smile. Her dismantled body parts squirmed closer to the murderer, making her
This guy who took pleasure in the screams of girls made the same screams."
"Do you want it to be so supernatural and terrifying... wouldn't Zhengzheng Chang's punishment be good?"
"Since then, Nonai has developed aversion to male humanoids."
"Does a goddess also have a psychological shadow? But this guy must have a greater psychological shadow on others!"
"Ani does not exist, because the murderer was frightened to death on the spot."
"Fine……"
"As for her becoming the slut she is now, there is another reason."
"what is the reason?"
"She accidentally went to a world influenced by small animations and witnessed some things she shouldn't have witnessed."
"Okay, stop talking. If you continue to talk, this book will be gone. This story is over. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang~~"