"My name is just one word, does it make any difference whether it's a nickname or not!"
"Then what should I call you?"
"Call my wife!"
"Are you serious?"
"Of course I'm not serious. How could I let someone who is not married call me wife!"
"Then don't make such jokes! It feels like your personality has changed a lot since you came to this world..."
"This is called changing your personality!"
"Be serious~ What should I call you?"
"dance."
"Isn't this a direct name?"
"It doesn't matter~ We are not from this world anyway! Does it make any difference if J is called by his real name or his fake name?"
"What you said makes sense..."
"Shh! He's out!"
Seeing the big man coming out of the inner room, the two of them immediately shut up and pretended to check the products in the store. The store selling groceries looked normal from the outside, but there was a den for forging identity documents hidden inside.
"come in."
The big man raised his fingers towards the two of them.
"This... won't be dangerous..."
The friend lowered his voice, which was still a little shaky.
"Don't worry, the worst possible outcome is death, it's okay!"
Xiao Wu glanced at the cashier robot sitting behind the counter and replied cheerfully without lowering her voice at all.
"Oh, what a brave girl."
The big man showed a scary smile and closed the door after the two of them entered.
Behind the door was a messy but nothing unusual lounge, just like a normal facade. The two looked around and couldn't see that someone could fake their identity here. It didn't look like a den of crime at all.
"It's a bit messy, sit down."
The big man pushed aside the cans scattered on the already collapsed sofa and made a gesture of invitation to the two of them. Xiao Wu pressed the seat cushion and sat on the side, where there was still some flexibility. Gay friends didn't have to
If you choose, you can only sit in the soft part.
"Want a beer?"
The big man walked to the refrigerator and opened the door. It was full of beer cans and several bottles of spirits.
"No, thank you."
Xiao Wu smiled sweetly.
"You don't want it either?"
The big man's electronic eyes glanced at his gay friend.
"Uh thanks I don't drink!"
The gay friend quickly waved his hand at the big man. Not only did he not drink, but he was also worried about the big man drugging him. He had watched a lot of gangster-themed movies, and it was very common for gangsters to eat gangsters in such underground dens.
The big man spread his hands and made an indifferent gesture. He took out a can of beer, put it directly into the iron mouth, chewed it with a click, and drank it. Then he threw the can into the pile of cans in the corner. He used the original
Wiping his hand on his alloy chin, he came to the computer against the wall. The computer was in a complete cyberpunk style. It looked like it was assembled from electronic waste, and there were several different sizes and proportions.
's display.
"What kind of identity do you want?"
The big man asked while moving his mechanical arm.
"ah?"
The friend's thoughts were brought back to reality by the big man. He was just thinking about how many output ports the graphics card of this computer has, or whether there is no graphics card at all?
"Just have an identity that allows you to run around normally!"
Xiao Wu poked her gay friend in the waist to tell him to shut up, and then made a request to the big man.
"Haha~ Miss, your request is too vague. Do you need the same identity to run in the Night Zone and in the Paradise Zone~"
The big man was still smiling, but his smile was full of ridicule.
"Then we want the highest authority!"
Xiao Wu replied without hesitation.
"The highest authority...the highest authority..."
The big man lowered his head, seeming to be thinking about something. After a moment, he raised his head, and the ridicule on his face added some helplessness.
"If I can get the highest level of access, why am I still here, forging people's identities?"
"Hmm...that makes sense!"
Xiao Wu replied happily, as if she had discovered the truth.
"I can get you a 'model citizen' status, but you have to think carefully that the higher the status authority, the better."
The big man saw that the two of them were really amateurs, so he had no choice but to explain to them.
"Why? With higher authority, you can go to more places~ Why is it bad?"
The gay friend found that Xiao Wu didn't understand anything and was talking nonsense, so he mustered up the courage to ask.
"Haha~ People in the Dark Night Zone are different from you. The higher the authority, the more surveillance they are subject to and the less freedom they have."
The big man pointed up and showed a meaningful smile.
"So that's it! It doesn't matter, we don't do anything bad, we just can run around and it's convenient!"
Xiao Wu replied happily.
"Okay, five million."
"five million?!"
The gay friend still couldn't figure out the purchasing power of currency in this world, so he subconsciously exclaimed according to the custom of his hometown.
"One."
The big man raised a finger and laughed sinisterly at the same time.
"You are robbing! No, you can't get so much even if you rob!"
Xiao Wu shouted dissatisfiedly, seemingly not afraid at all.
"Miss, I don't think so. The citizens of Paradise District are worth five million."
The big man moves his robotic arm, and his wild shape is very lethal at first sight.
"What should I do? I'm being blackmailed!"
The gay friend panicked and started shouting regardless of the big man's gaze.
"Shut up! Now that you know we are from above, how dare you do anything to us! Aren't you afraid of being found out and then dying without any body parts?"
Xiao Wu started to fight without fear.
"Hehehe~ Those who work in this business can naturally save their lives, unless you are some big shot that you can't afford to offend, but I don't see that."
The big man's face remained unchanged and he said calmly.
"It's too expensive! If you lower the price, I can still consider it, otherwise it will be a dead end!"
Xiao Wu stood up and assumed a fighting stance. The gay friend shrank his neck, not knowing what to do.
"Hahahaha~ What a brave little girl! I like it!"
The big man laughed heartily.
"It's okay if you like it, she's mine..."
Although the friend was scared, he couldn't help but whisper sourly.
"Um?"
"Alas……!"
The big man pushed his gay friend back with just one look.
"Let's do this. If you can do something for me, I will give you a discount. As long as...well, five hundred thousand, two people."
"Okay! What's the matter!"
Xiao Wu agreed immediately.
"Hey, why don't you agree without first finding out what's going on?"
My friends are anxious.
"Isn't that what I'm asking? You're the only one who talks a lot!"
"Be cautious!"
"You are not cautious, you are cowardly. Shut up!"
Xiao Wu told her friend to stay calm with a few words, and then looked at the big man expectantly.
I have a piece of goods that needs to be delivered to the Paradise District, but I have been unable to find anyone who can help. If you are willing, I can get the identity for you in advance.
The big man touched his head with his original hand and spoke calmly.
"make a deal!"
Xiao Wu happily showed her thumbs up without even the slightest hesitation.