“Although there are many shops here, there are not many customers~~~”
While tasting the exquisite natural delicacies, the gay friend looked at the empty store and was filled with emotion. He originally thought that he would be kicked out of such a store because of his civilian attire, but it turned out that the robot in charge of the reception only recognized identity information, and there was no one in the store.
Other guests would give him a blank look.
"That's for sure~ The only people who live in Paradise District are the high-level chaebols and their families. How many people there are in total. And even in such a large space, the density must be very low~ It's normal that you won't meet talented people here.
And it’s not a usual meal time~”
"You already knew that, right?"
"Yes~ Otherwise, how could I bring you here? Our goddess is indeed full of bad taste, but she will not let her lover be humiliated by others casually~"
"Xiao Wu..."
"If we want to be humiliated, we have to do it ourselves, haha~!"
"...Forget it, just pretend that I haven't been touched."
"Ah~~~Where is the target of this mission~ There is obviously only one store with this name in my information. Did I find the wrong building? Alas, the food here is so small, even rich people don't need to eat it
Are you full?"
"Rich people don't come to places like this just to be full...and if you want to be full, you can work harder~ Anyway, there is no shortage of money..."
"So it's really hard for mortals to understand these aspects. Why do we need to eat if we don't want to be full? Anyway, prosthetics are so common in this world. Wouldn't it be better to just pour electrolyte like the people below? It also saves time. Anyway
The experience of eating can also be simulated using signals.”
"People just want to be different from the people below. This is called a rich person..."
"Forget it, let's think about how to find the mission target. What do you think?"
"Me? I don't have any ideas... How about we see if there are any clues on that business card? Maybe it's the secret code for the connection?"
"It makes sense, let me take a look~~~"
Xiao Wu stacked all the plates together without proper table manners, and then took out the beautifully crafted metal business card from nowhere.
"Well...it looks like an ordinary business card. There is nothing special about it. Scanning the QR code is just store-related information~"
"Is there a chip hidden inside?"
"Then let me read it...there is, but it is still ordinary information. It seems there is nothing hidden~"
"Is there anything strange about this information? For example, some words are picked out and connected into a sentence, etc."
"Even if it is, then I need a decoding book to solve the puzzle!"
"You are a goddess~ Wouldn't it be better to use the exhaustive method? This should be very simple for you, right?"
"Yes! You are so smart!"
"It's not that I'm smart. I've read books about passwords before..."
"Let me see... Well, it still doesn't work. Alphabet text is so annoying~ Because I don't know the encryption method, I have to try all the encryption methods in the world... No, I try it layer by layer many, many times.
, and then came up with something inexplicable, what do you guess it is?"
"what is it?"
"You are a pig."
"ha?"
"The results of random decryption~one of them is 'You are a pig'."
"This is obviously not a secret message..."
"That's right~ There is no shop called 'You Are a Pig' here."
"Do you think we are overthinking it?"
"It's just you who thinks too much. I don't think about anything~"
"Don't worry about this... I'm thinking that since this card has a chip, are there other reading methods? For example, the bank card in my hometown had two reading methods: chip and magnetic stripe."
"No one in the world uses this backward technology like magnetic stripe!"
"It's safe just because no one is using it. Try it~"
"Okay, I have to add a reading device to myself... Damn! You guessed it right!"
"Shh~! Keep your voice down!"
The gay friends were so frightened that they quickly looked around, but no one could notice them.
"What are you afraid of? There is no one here at all."
Xiao Wu curled her lips in disdain.
"There may be surveillance equipment~ Let's talk about it in our heads!"
"Okay~ There is indeed a magnetic signal on this card. It is not encrypted at all. The content is 'Eight o'clock tonight, southwest corner of Fountain Square'."
"Sure enough, 'methods that others have not thought of' are the best way to keep secrets. But didn't the uncle who gave the mission tell you this? If we didn't think of it, wouldn't it mean that the mission must have failed?"
"Could it be that he forgot?"
"Cybers can also forget things!"
"Yes~ It's possible to forget things due to bad blocks in the flash memory, bad sectors on the hard disk, etc.~ That uncle looks like he has no money, so he is very likely to use broken parts~"
"What you said seems to make sense..."
"It doesn't matter~ Anyway, we can just go find someone in the evening, and then we can finish the tasks and leave. Before that, we can play with confidence~!"
"Are we here to have fun or are we here to save the world..."
"Mainly just for fun! Do you have any opinions?"
"I dare not dare to have..."
"That's right! Well... you can collect different souvenirs again. My sisters will be very happy."
"What souvenir?"
"It is a creation of this world. If possible, buy the original. If not, record the information and then go back and reproduce it. We are definitely not suitable for crazy buying and buying now, so we can only record it."
"I still don't quite understand..."
"Oh~ the job of our lower-level goddesses is not as simple as saving the world! We also need to record all the information of a civilization and then feed it back to the boss. Oh, there is also the collection of civilization creations, because the eldest sister and Sister Hongyue are
They all have a collecting habit. But they all stay at home now, so this task must be done by our goddess~"
"Uh... isn't this troublesome? You goddesses should be able to remember everything in this world in an instant, right?"
"Yeah~ but we don't want to do that."
"Why?"
"That would be so boring! Fun and fun are always the most important to us, and other things have to be pushed to the back burner!"
"Oh~ I always thought... thought..."
"Think our goals are lofty and our character is noble?"
"Um……"
"That's not the case~ Our goddess is essentially chaotic, she just likes to see mortals happy and save the world~ We always do things because it's fun, there is no noble purpose, and we are not the saints you think of. Be sure to remember
Come on. If doing fun things will delay saving the world, then we will still have fun first without hesitation."
"But...I always think you are joking..."
"No, no, the truth is like this. As long as we do things blatantly and carelessly, we won't be afraid of someone criticizing us for being irresponsible~ I have never considered any responsibility from the beginning!"
"Uh...is this your excuse to bluff people?"
"I told you no!"
"Oh, don't hit me!"
"Tch~ Are you full? I haven't eaten again. Anyway, I have plenty of time and money."
"I'm not hungry to begin with~ I haven't digested the nasty food I ate before~"
"So do you think it tastes good here?"
"Well... as a person from a country of foodies, I don't really want to comment..."