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01151 The change of Xiao Wu

"Ah, I know why I have been unhappy!"

"what is it……"

"People in this world are so ugly!"

"ah?"

"It's so ugly! There are fragmented art stitches everywhere, completely uncoordinated and unable to get the feeling of beauty!"

"Well……"

"There are no beautiful girls! There are no beautiful girls! There are no beautiful girls! Everyone looks weird and scary than aliens!"

"Then...does this one count..."

"Not counting! This guy doesn't even have a brain! He's still in a man's body, and he has such an unpleasant personality. He's not a beautiful girl at all!"

"All right……"

"Irritated! Irritated, irritated, irritated! It's so annoying to not have a beautiful girl!"

"Is it that exaggerated..."

"This is not an exaggeration! Supplementing the elements of beautiful girls is a necessity for us! Without it, people will die!"

"How can a goddess die..."

"Spiritual death! Do you understand!"

"don't know……"

"I knew you didn't understand! I didn't expect you to understand either!"

"oh……"

"You didn't even notice that we were getting further and further away from the city!"

"Oh ah!?"

The friend quickly looked outside the car and found that the convoy seemed to be just circling the city from a distance, with no intention of getting closer.

"What's going on? Why don't they drive towards the city!"

"How do I know! Just ask!"

Xiao Wu put the question back, and Jiyou had no choice but to bite the bullet and talk to the scavenger who was driving.

"Why are we driving around in circles? Why don't we go to town!"

The friend shouted loudly that this car has no glass at all, and there are only some iron railings directly between the body and the cab.

"Do you want to be blown to pieces by the city defense cannon? I don't want to! So we have to go around in a circle!"

The driver turned around and replied, the volume was also very loud. This car has no sound insulation performance at all, and it is very noisy, so you have to shout to speak.

"Then when will this go around?"

"I don't know, I just keep up with the front!"

Seeing that he couldn't find anything, the gay friend had to give up inquiring. When he sat back down, he found that Raeder, who had been as quiet as a statue, suddenly stared at him with wide eyes, as if he had discovered something terrifying.

.

"What’s wrong with you……"

"Are we going to be sold? Why don't they drive to the city!"

With a look of horror on her face, Raeder tried her best to lower her voice and approached her friend and asked.

"I guess not. I didn't ask just now. Maybe you didn't hear..."

"You actually believe what they say?"

"What should I do if I don't believe it? I can only take one step at a time and see what happens!"

"Aren't you afraid of being torn down and sold?"

Raeder has panicked to the extreme. Her current location is too far away from the city, and she has no way to upload her consciousness. If she dies outside, her current consciousness will really be gone. She can only activate the previous backup. So far,

All memories will disappear, which is a big trouble! Raeder regrets that she did not back up the data before leaving. She was so negligent! It would be fine if she just lost the memory of this unpleasant experience outside, but she has not had it for a week.

Backed up!

Sure enough, you should secretly build your own consciousness library. If you back it up privately, you don't have to worry about those little secrets being discovered.

"Probably not..."

In fact, the gay friend didn't feel confident at all. As he spoke, he looked at Xiao Wu, who was sitting across from him. It turned out that the other person had no sense of urgency at all, and still rolled his eyes and looked at the sky with a stinky face.

"Ruined……"

Raeder lowered her head in despair. It seemed that she had not run away because she had lost her memory. She might be punished after she returned.

"Dear, something is wrong. They won't really sell us, right?"

The friend asked Xiao Wu in his mind.

"What's for sale?"

"Just tear it down and sell it~"

"We originally wanted to give the body to them. It's up to them to decide whether to sell it whole or dismantled, okay?"

"That's not what I'm saying! I'm saying that they don't seem to be planning to send us to the city at all, but they don't know where to transport it to sell it!"

"Are you stupid? Wouldn't it be easier to dismantle it in the base? Why do you have to spend so much effort to transport us out?"

"Didn't you just threaten them that you would be hit if something happened? They must be afraid of being implicated in the base!"

"Ah? Did I say that?"

"That's how you intimidated them just now!"

"Oh, I forgot."

"Oh my god..."

"Didn't I already tell you that walking in circles is to avoid being beaten?"

"But what's the point of going around all the time? And you see, this is obviously no longer going in a circle. We have moved in a tangential direction and lost centripetal force!"

"Ah? It seems to be getting further and further away..."

"Then what should we do!"

"Take one step at a time to see if you get caught~ What else can I do? Do you want to jump out of the car now? If you want to jump, jump, I'm afraid I'll fall."

"How could you have fallen? Seriously, don't you want to find a way? For example, snatch the car and drive it back ourselves?"

"Ah~~~ I broke the machine body when it crashed. Now it hurts every time I move. It hurts every time I move. Ouch~~~"

Xiao Wu's tone was extremely loud, and it sounded like she was reading the text aloud without emotion.

"Sigh... you must be indifferent because of fun, right?"

The gay friend gave up and decided to face his fate quietly.

"That's right! Although it's fun to steal the car and play cat and mouse, it would be more fun if you were kidnapped!"

"You already know what's going to happen?"

"No, no, no, I don't know, and I don't want to know, because I will know if I want to know."

"Then you have to protect me!"

"Don't worry~ Your body won't hurt now. Even if you get blown up, you'll be fine, and there's not much blood."

"That's terrible too!"

"You have to get used to it. There will be more terrible things than this in the future~"

"..."

"What's your expression?"

"My dear, please do me a favor."

"whats the matter?"

"After this matter is done, can you apply to transfer to the back office? I just want to live a peaceful life."

"Um……"

"please!"

"no!"

"Why!"

"Because I'm not Erica, and I won't spoil my men, especially a cowardly man like you! What am I...Oh tigress! I am that kind of woman! Don't expect me to treat you badly.

Yibaishun!"

"No! You were clearly a gentle and kind girl before! Why did you become like this!"

"Can't I change my personality? We goddesses often change our personality, you have to get used to it!"

"Can this be changed?"

"certainly!"

"Then please change it back, okay? I like the Xiao Wu from before!"

"It's not impossible, but you have to wait until you develop your masculinity! Let me tell you, our goddess firmly believes that men should have the characteristics of men. Otherwise, just apply to be a woman. It's not like you can't change, so why not

It’s disgusting to be male or female! Do you want to become a woman?”

"No, no! I still think it's better to be a man!"

"That's it! When you get stronger, I will naturally change back to the little bird I used to be, but now I'm the big wolf dog driving away this little sheep like you, woof~!"

"well……"


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